My dad.

Al Jekyll.

You all know him, the type of guy he is.

The one who does everything for everyone else and always puts himself last.

Today I want to break that cycle.

For years without complaint, he's paid all the bills for all our cars, college, vacation, everything.

I would be scared to see what that number adds up to on a calculator.

And that's why he's owed something now.

But knowing him, he is never going to let it happen.

Which is why I have to trick him.

I got in touch with the guys over at the dealership and they said it's okay for us to vlog the experience.

So we're going to bring you guys along with us.

Let's see what happens.

As far as Al Dente knows, this Hummer is for me.

He's a hard man to deceive, so I'm a little bit nervous, but we're going to test drive it now.

You ready to go?

I'm ready, buddy.

Let's go.

So we're on our way to the dealership.

I am really excited to be checking out this car.

I think I'm making the right choice.

I looked everything over and it all makes sense.

It's going to be the perfect fit.

I mean, you know I love the truck too.

Maybe one day you'll let me drive it.

Maybe one day.

I feel like this is the soft top.

It's fast.

It's electric.

It's bad a**.

I think it weighs almost 10,000 pounds or something and it moves like a motherf***er.

Just in case we ever need like an army tank or something.

You never know when you need an army tank.

Let me do a talking when we get in there.

I know how these guys operate, all right?

Hey, morning.

Good morning.

How are you?

We're here for the test drive on the Humvee.

All right, come on.

Let's go for a walk.

Dude, this is awesome.

I know.

All right, Tommy.

All right, guys.

You ready?

Yeah, what do you got for us?

All right, seatbelts are on.

Holy f***.

That's insane.

We ain't done.

We ain't done.

What is that?

0 to 60 in like one second?

0 to 60 in 0.2.

Holy s***.

So this also has extraction mode.

You can hit a button and this will go up six inches in the air.

Ejection mode?

I do extraction.

What if you want to do an ejection?

I feel like it went down.

When it goes into launch mode, it goes completely down.

When I go into launch mode, I go completely down.

Have you ever taken it off-roading?

Yes.

Now you're in all-terrain mode.

Underneath, there's all skid plates with cameras.

So you could actually run someone over and watch their face get crushed.

That's awesome.

What about like trunk space and stuff?

Put the trunks in the front, right?

That's a frunk.

That's a decent room to have.

You could fit something else in there too, right?

Yeah, yeah, two.

Two?

You gotta put them sideways.

They gotta both be reversed out.

Well, you could have them swollen.

This is the kind of stuff you pay good money for.

I'm going hands-free.

Here we go.

Texting and driving has never been this easy.

What do you think so far, Dad?

Good contender, right, for a saucy mobile?

I think you hit it right on the head, buddy.

Makes sense.

Yeah, let me try.

This is like real-life Grand Theft Auto.

I'll let you drive it, Dad, occasionally.

Thanks, I appreciate that.

I don't think I've ever driven a car like this.

So this is a step-up, big step-up.

Trust me, when you get out of this car, you'll take at least two inches bigger.

That'll give me a full two inches then.

You should drive.

Alright.

Let's do this.

Oh my God.

It really is like a video game, I swear.

I'm definitely failing this road test.

I just texted my kids.

I hope I love them.

Dad, can you see yourself driving something like this one day?

Are you kidding?

My time will come.

You definitely deserve this.

Thanks, Dad.

I'll do it.

I'll do it.

Look, don't worry about it.

I know how to handle this guy.

You see who he is, right?

We've crossed paths before.

I know who he is.

He knows who I am.

What does that mean?

It means I know things that will help him give us a better deal.

Construction.

Sure, construction.

Don't worry about it.

We're good.

It's beautiful.

Here, have a coffee.

Okay.

Alright, what are you doing?

What's up?

Talk to me.

What are you doing?

I'll tell you what.

I'll make a deal with you.

I'll negotiate the car if you can beat me in an arm wrestle.

In an arm wrestle?

Yup.

Is this serious?

Yeah, yeah.

You want to?

A thousand.

You beat me, I'll take a thousand.

Give it a shot.

Alright.

I'm a very old s*** guy.

Come on, kid.

Come on.

Come on, kid.

Over the top.

I'm coming over the top of you now.

Here it goes.

Come on.

Oh my god.

Yeah, yeah.

That's right.

Do that.

Ready?

Come on.

Put it in.

Give him a little bit.

Come on.

You guys getting this?

Everybody got it?

No!

Alright.

Thousand over six.

You can't beat me.

This is like 20 grand at the hospital.

Alright.

You gotta do something better than that.

No, no.

Get the f*** out of here.

Thank you very much.

Beautiful.

Twenty-five homo.

Cash deal.

What the f***?

Get the cameras out.

No good.

Come on.

We're all good.

No, no, no.

I can't.

Wait a minute.

I just can't do it.

I don't understand how the previous generation does business.

They were literally yelling at each other like five minutes ago.

Now they're laughing, telling stories.

I think it's just something that I'm not going to ever get.

Now they're best friends.

You guys want to see something?

I'm going to show you something right now.

Watch this.

Hold on here.

Watch this.

How many guys you know can wear a f***ing sweater?

Like this.

Okay?

Alright?

Now I get it.

Now you get it.

Alright.

Now it all makes sense.

It's antique spirit.

Thanks for coming with me.

No problem.

I'll see you at home, alright?

Alright.

Be careful driving.

So I'm a little nervous because I know he's not going to accept this.

I didn't plan this far ahead.

He's going to have to take it one way or another because it's in his name.

Alright.

Let's see what happens.

Man, this is beautiful, bro.

It's better than I thought.

Wow.

Should I take it for a spin?

Well, you should get used to it.

It's yours.

What do you mean?

What are you talking about?

It's mine.

It's your car.

It's not my car.

It's your car.

It's your car.

You bought this car for me.

I bought this car for you.

Wait a minute.

This is like you bought this car for me like the last one with my credit card?

No.

No.

Legitimate.

It is registered to you.

This is your car.

Are you kidding me?

I bought it for you.

You bought this for me?

Yeah.

Get the hell out.

I'm not taking this thing.

Are you out of your mind?

I'm so serious.

Come on, Dad.

Dad, it's your car.

I bought it for you.

We have the same name, but it's your registration on the papers.

Come on.

Seriously?

I'm serious.

Thanks, man.

I don't know what to say.

I really don't.

Dad, you could have bought 20 Lamborghinis by now, but you decided to have a family.

Come on.

I love you, man.

That's the first time he's ever said that to me.

Dad, come on.

Let's test it.

It's yours.

Are you serious?

I'm so serious.

Come on.