Are you hanging in the crazy world?

Or do you need more of me?

Andy, Andy, I gotta stop you.

Cause it's bad?

Yes, it's very bad.

Yeah, I could tell as soon as I started it was off.

Yeah.

Maybe we skip it?

Yeah, I think maybe we could do something that's more in your vocal range?

Yeah, good thought.

Good thought for sure.

But what?

I mean, there is one song, but Justin's not here to do his parts!

Andy, don't be a bitch.

I'll do it with you.

Okay.

Girl, you know we've been together such a long, long time.

Such a long time.

And now I'm ready to lay it on the line.

Well, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide.

Open wide.

Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind.

What's on my mind.

A gift real special, so take off the top.

Take a look inside.

It's my dick in a box.

It's in a box.

Not gonna get you a diamond ring.

That sort of gift don't mean anything.

Not gonna get you a fancy car.

Girl, you gotta know you're my shiny star.

Not gonna get you a house in the hills.

A girl like you needs something real.

Wanna get you something from my heart.

Something special, girl.

It's my dick in a box.

Cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover.

We should fuck each other's mothers.

Fuck each other's moms.

Oh shit, it's a medley?

That's right, Andy.

Let's do this, you bitch.

Oh, okay.

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.

Call Parnell just to see how he's doing.

Hello.

What up, porn?

Yo, Sandberg, what's crackin'?

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?

Naughty-o.

Man, it's happenin'.

But first, my hunk of pain's a-stickin' like duct tape.

Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcake.

Yo, Dr. Bakerie's got all the funk frosting.

I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.

Wait, what?

Cause that's nothing to do with our song.

I know, but I still wanna do it.

That feels weird, but okay, one last time.

Hit up porn!

Mustard!

Truth!

No dick!

No 12, Baker's does it!

I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcake cousins.

Yo, where's that movie playin'?

Upper West Side, dude.

Well, let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find that dope-ish root.

I prefer Max West.

That's a good one, too.

Google Maps is the best.

True that.

Double true. 68th and Broadway.

Step on it, sucker!

What you wanna do, priest?

Neck attack, motherfucker!

I just had sex And it felt so good Oh, let me put my fingers inside your heart I just had sex I never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue boat Inside a blue cave Never thought I'd see the day When a big boat's coming my way But believe me when I say I fought for me The silent tale of Captain Jack Sparrow A mystical tale on seven seas This is the tale This is the tale This is the tale Oh This is the tale This is the tale This is the tale Oh Origins in my heart