It's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way.

只有我有這種感覺，這很有趣，也很諷刺。

Uh-huh.

嗯哼

I know I have good judgment, I know I have good taste, it's funny and it's ironic that only I feel that way, I promise them that you're different, and everyone makes mistakes, we just don't.

我知道我有很好的判斷力，我知道我有很好的品味，這很有趣，也很諷刺，只有我有這種感覺，我向他們保證，你是與眾不同的，每個人都會犯錯，只是我們不會。

I heard that you're an actor, so act like a stand-up guy, whatever devil's inside you, don't let him out tonight.

我聽說你是個演員，所以表現得像個男子漢 不管你心裡有什麼魔鬼，今晚都別讓他出來

I tell them it's just your culture, and everyone rolls their eyes, yeah, I know.

我告訴他們，這只是你們的文化，每個人都翻白眼，是啊，我知道。

All I'm asking, baby, please, please, please, please, don't prove I'm right.

寶貝，我只求你，求求你，求求你，別證明我是對的。

Please, please, please, please, don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice.

求你了，求你了，求你了，別在我剛化好妝的時候讓我流淚。

Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another, I bet you don't embarrass me like the others, I.

心碎是一回事，我的自負是另一回事，我打賭你不會像其他人那樣讓我難堪，我。

Please, please, please.

求你了，求你了，求你了

I have fun idea, babe, maybe you should stay inside, I know you're craving some fresh air, but the ceiling fan is so nice.

我有個好玩的主意，寶貝，也許你應該呆在屋裡，我知道你想呼吸新鮮空氣，但吊扇太舒服了。

And we could live so happily if no one knows that you're with me.

如果沒人知道你和我在一起，我們會過得很幸福。

I'm just kidding, but really.

我只是開個玩笑，但真的。

Really, really.

真的，真的。

Please, please, please, please, don't prove I'm right, don't prove I'm right, please, please, please, please, don't bring me to tears when I just did my makeup so nice.

求你了，求你了，求你了，別證明我是對的，別證明我是對的，求你了，求你了，求你了，別在我剛化好妝的時候讓我流淚。

Heartbreak is one thing, my ego's another, I bet you don't embarrass me like the others, I.

心碎是一回事，我的自負是另一回事，我打賭你不會像其他人那樣讓我難堪，我。

Please, please, please.

求你了，求你了，求你了

If you want to go and be stupid, don't do it in front of me.

如果你想做傻事，別在我面前做。

If you want to cry to my music, don't make me hate you prolifically.

如果你想對著我的音樂哭泣，別讓我對你恨之入骨。

Please, please, please, please, please, please.

求你了，求你了，求你了，求你了。

Please, please, please.

求你了，求你了，求你了