府华.

(ride to Washington).

(ride to Washington).

Let's go.

(恭迎 部长 大人) Welcome, your honor.

Appointment Warrant.

委任状.

Elon Musk is appointed to lead DOGE.

兹委任.

by the 47th president of the United States.

此状.

唐纳德.

特朗普.

November 12th, 2024.

Master Brown has arrived.

Brown is the emperor of the army, made his fortune from by selling arms and oil.

That's a big deal.

Who dares win.

Do you dare.

Why do we need the DOGE.

Bloated programs and wasteful spending are long-standing problems in the federal government.

The DOGE will restructure Federal Agencies and cut wasteful expenditures.

Hail the Governor, a new regulatory regime, hail the Governor, a new deficit-reduction bill.

I've brought three things to here, layoffs, layoffs, and goddamned layoffs.

Such arrogance, your funeral, bullshit.

He's just for show.

This one is a tricky customer.

Should we strike first.

No hurry, walk the DOGE.

Damn.

The gross U.S. Federal Debt rises to over $36 Trillion and fucking more than $1 trillion.

on interest payments this year.

We've come to the wrong place.

I like this town, though.

Too many regulators and not enough fleece.

I don't care about that.

What the hell, who are your victims then.

Useless departments, of course.

Ever been a governor.

No.

Listen carefully, you have to play bootlicker to the military.

Make the military layoffs first, the federal government will follow suit.

Then, all those who were dismissed from the army were reappointed and split the rest from the federal government 30-70.

Only 70.

No, the dealer takes 70, we get 30 at Brown's discretion.

At whose discretion.

Him.

I donated $200 million to be here, just to become his running dog.

Correct.

Come on, it's hard enough to help Trump return to the White House and play act governor.

I still have to play bootlicker to the military.

Still have to make up silly excuses and do things at his fucking whim.

Doesn't that make me a beggar.

Correct.

Exactly, if you want to put it that way.

Many would love to be in you position, but few could afford to buy a post.

Why does SpaceX launch Starship.

Coz I, a straight shooter so I can go straight up into space.

If you want to lay off standing tall.

You'd better ride back to the X.

Er, I don't get this.

I am now governor, how can I be worse off than a CEO.

You may be a governor to the townsfolk, but to the military.

you are mere beggar.

This is only business for DOGE.

there is no shame.

Shameful, extremely fucking shameful.

Do you prefer to stand tall, or do you want to do.

I want to do both.

No way.

Why not.

It's impossible.

Can I fire somebody with this.

Yes, but only as you company.

Can I slash excess regulations with this.

Yes, but only on your knees.

Combining the two.

Can I lay off standing tall.

Mr.Space, who exactly are you.

The protector Ma.