Oh wow, it's nice in here.

哇，這裡真不錯。

Thanks.

謝謝。

You live by yourself, right?

你一個人住，對吧？

Yeah, it's just me.

是啊，就我一個人。

I'm gonna use your bathroom.

我要用你的浴室

Go ahead, I'll be on the couch.

去吧，我在沙發上等你。

Okay, let's see if he's lying.

好吧，讓我們看看他是不是在撒謊。

Okay, let's see who's playing today.

好了，讓我們看看今天誰上場。

Any girls stuff in here.

這裡有女孩的東西嗎？

Any girls stuff in here.

這裡有女孩的東西嗎？

Hey, are you good in there?

嘿，你在裡面還好嗎？

Um, yeah, I'm just taking a shit.

嗯，是的，我只是在拉屎。

Okay, just wash your hands.

好了，洗洗手吧

Interesting.

有意思

Two toothbrushes.

兩把牙刷

Why are you just standing there?

你為什麼站在那裡？

Why did you lie to me?

你為什麼要騙我？

It's the real question, the tea tree oil, the squish mellow, and I found this long hair, you clearly have a girlfriend.

這才是真正的問題所在，茶樹精油，擠壓醇香，我還發現了這根長髮，你顯然有女朋友了。

Have you seen my tea tree oil?

你看到我的茶樹油了嗎？

I knew I should.

我知道我應該這麼做。

Kaylee, meet my little brother Joel.

凱莉，這是我弟弟喬爾

Who has long hair and likes to take care of it with tea tree oil.

誰有一頭長髮，喜歡用茶樹精油打理？

Hey, can I have that back, don't touch my stuff.

嘿，能把它還給我嗎，別碰我的東西。

Well.

好吧

What about the squish mellow then?

那麼 "壓扁醇香 "呢？

Oh, this?

哦，這個？

This is actually my girlfriend's and she's gonna be here in like 20 minutes, so can you go?

這其實是我女朋友的 她大概20分鐘後到，你能走了嗎？

What?

什麼？

You took a really long shit.

你拉了很久的屎