And I just want to say, congratulations you guys! Drinks for everyone! Alpenbaaar!

I apologize, my wife is doing wet February. Oh hell yes I am!

Anyway, Kelsey and Matt... May I... I want to say, let me take the reins.

Kelsey and Matt, may you have a marriage as loving and passionate as daddy and me.

Oh baby, look at you. How about you?

Am I in?

Oh wow, what happened there? What happened there?

Okay, weird speech. So for those of you who don't know me, I'm Sophie, the bride's childhood bestie. I couldn't make it to the wedding because I was unfortunately in prison.

You got so skitty in jail, girl. I know, right? I couldn't eat the food. Anyway, I'd love to invite up Kelsey's best friends, aka the Kel Squad.

So instead of a speech, we're going to do something different for y'all because we're a little bit basic, a little bit toxic. So as some of you know, we took Kelsey to New

York City to celebrate the vow renewal. Matt said it had to be a day trip because he doesn't trust Kelsey on overnights anymore. Guilty as charged. Seriously though, I love strong women. While in New York, we got blackout drunk and went to Wicked. So Matt and Kelsey, this is for you.

Something has changed within her. She's ready to commit.

She sees something in Matthew that honestly we do not get.

The Drag Me Lady.

She has worked on herself and Matt has gone to the gym. Kelsey has made a commitment, so guess what this just in. She's where she's gonna try monogamy. She's finally learned what is monogamy and he will hold her down.

Okay, well, that was great and now the song is over and we will not learn anything else.

Really? Because a lot more happened.

Oh my God, Taylor. Look, she's doing Taylor.

After the show, it's Madame Tussauds in Times Square. There's a wax Keanu Reeves, but Kelsey doesn't care. It's clear that Kelsey's mind is elsewhere.

What were you thinking about?

My friends are singing.

Next up, we take a pedicab in Central Park.

Kelsey says there is a giant hole in my heart.

She throws a coin into a fountain and then she whispers, I wish I could be with him.

We all know she's talking about Domingo, even though she can't be with Domingo.

She's down the middle of New York and she screams to the sky.

What she's looking for is this home Latin guy.

Kelsey can not be living without Domingo.

Why you try to live without Domingo, baby?

Como se dice? Open relationship.

Hi Domingo!

Mamá, papi, how are the kitchen renovation going?

Wait, you guys know Domingo?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He was my primary care physician. And Domingo, do you know that you were right? I do have Hashimoto's.

God, I can't believe Domingo is at another major life event of mine.

Don't worry, Matt, we got you.

What's up?

What's up?

Yeah.

Thanks, yeah.

Reception's lit. As many as you know, we're Matt's groomsmen, a.k.a. the doormats.

We took Matt on a golf trip to the real city that never sleeps, Scottsdale, Arizona.

Which is also our hometown.

And our names.

These are the three Scotts, and I'm Dale.

Scottsdale!

And let's just say, to play 18 holes, we needed a little espresso.

The groomsmen had a local staycation.

Cause we've been hit hard by inflation.

And we knew Matt needs a break from Kelsey.

Just kidding, Kels. Your marriage is healthy.

Wait, what even is this song?

Now we're teeing up arms, putting out shots.

Patty's name, Ronaldo. Take a golf cart to the condo.

Matt invites Ronaldo.

We go to bed, Matthew does not.

He's on a walk with Ronaldo.

Wait, Sophie, were you on the guys' trip?

Oh, well, you know, I'm pretty sick of girls after prison.

And I'm sorry, I'm sorry, who is Ronaldo?

Don't worry, honey, Ronaldo is in my past.

Matthew, I'm here.

Hey man, hey, hey man.

Came all this way, had to explain, direct from Ronaldo.

Matthew's my guy, said he's not mine.

But we did hook up, though.

What? Matt?

Ronaldo?

Honey, no!

Okay, I'm sorry, you two know each other?

Of course, we are brothers.

I'm the older brother.

And I'm the younger brother.

And I'm the hot brother.

Hi, Santiago.

Santiago? Wait, Mom, Dad, how do you know him?

Well, I did the kitchen renovation, and then I had sex with the wife.

How are you feeling, Santiago?

I don't know, I just love you, honey.

Came all, came all this way, had to explain, direct from Domingo.

Word to the wives that you got Hawaii.

Hide them from the tree, bro!

Domingo!