Wait, that's just raw meat.

It's Korean barbecue, you cook it yourself.

Oh, okay.

Can I get some ice water too please?

Absolutely.

I got you, bro.

What's all this?

It's Korean barbecue, you pour it yourself.

Okay, thanks for nothing, I guess.

OH!

I'm so sorry, would you mind cleaning that up?

Absolutely, I got you bro.

Why are you handing me a mop?

It's Korean barbecue, you clean it yourself.

Okay, you know what?

If I was just going to do everything myself, I would have just eaten at home.

Can I get the check, please?

Absolutely.

I got you bro!

Why are you giving me a cash register?

It's Korean barbecue, you calculate and print the check yourself.

Alright, that's it, I wanna talk to a manager!!

Absolutely, I got you, bro.

You're talking to him...

What the hell?

Why am I dressed like a manager?

It's Korean barbecue, you manage the restaurant yourself.

Alright, fine then, you're fired!

Ah, come on, boss!!