Wait.

That thing?

Yeah.

That's a tomato.

And?

Tomatoes aren't fruits.

Uh, they are now.

Says who?

Uh, says me and I'm God, so whatever I say goes and you just have to deal with it.

Okay, well who would even want to eat a plain tomato all by itself?

Eve!

Hey, do you want to hang out?

Sure.

Forever?

And that, kids, is how I proposed to your grandma.

You guys aren't real monsters, the word monster isn't even in your name.

What about me, Nessie?

What about you, Frankenstein?

No one ever remembers.

God, you stupid printer, why do I need colored ink to print something in black and white?

Ah!

Hey, I'm sorry you have to deal with that guy back there, I just wanted to say, you're doing a great job.

Thanks.

Hey, remember me?

Uh, no.

June 23rd, 2011, remember that hamburger you ate?

What?

That was me!

Look, cow, I'm sorry if I ate you, but we're both dead now, so why don't we just-

No, now you're going to know what it feels like to be eaten.

How could someone do this?

Perfect.

Help, help, you with the bow, shoot this bear.

But.

Just shoot it!

Hey man, do you ever throw up when you blatantly tell a lie?

What?

No.

Yeah, me neither.

911, what's your emergency?

These guys grabbed me off the street and put me in their car and now they're trying to lock me up.

All right, sir, do you know your location?

Down the hall?

You can't use your phone call like that.

Someone just ordered a package for same day delivery, but it's 11:59.

Are you crazy?