We were driving around on a go-kart and a mini-cycle and just having fun.

我們開著卡丁車和迷你摩托車到處跑，玩得不亦樂乎。

But then, two police cars showed up.

但就在這時，兩輛警車出現了。

They told us that the nearby neighbors had called them complaining about some, quote, drunk delinquents defacing church property.

他們告訴我們，附近的鄰居打電話向他們投訴，說有幾個喝醉酒的不良少年在汙損教堂的財產。

But the officers quickly realized that the situation had been blown out of proportion.

但警官們很快就意識到，事態已經嚴重到了不可收拾的地步。

They were super chill about it, and even though it wasn't against the law, we told them that we would leave to diffuse the situation.

他們對此非常冷淡，儘管這並不違法，但我們還是告訴他們我們會離開，以緩和局勢。

Thanks for being so reasonable, some folks are just a bit uptight about things.

謝謝你這麼通情達理，有些人就是對事情有點緊張。

The person who called made it sound like you were going forty while under the influence, which you obviously aren't.

打電話的人說得好像你在酒後駕車，但你顯然沒有。

And I cracked a joke saying, I'm under the influence of silliness.

我還開了個玩笑說："我受到了愚蠢的影響。

They didn't laugh.

他們沒有笑。

Apparently being a silly goose is a punishable offense.

顯然，做一隻傻鵝是要受到懲罰的。