Enjoying the outside world?

享受外面的世界？

What y'all doing sitting in the middle of the floor like that?

你們坐在地板中間幹什麼？

Oh, living out the remainder of my life.

哦，度過我的餘生。

In safety.

在安全方面

If you guys were smart, you would join me.

如果你們聰明的話，就會加入我的行列。

That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there.

那場事故讓我意識到，外面的世界很危險。

I was one of the lucky ones.

我是幸運兒之一。

I'm a survivor.

我是倖存者

And so I've simply decided I am never leaving my house again.

於是，我乾脆決定再也不出門了。

That's crazy talk!

這是瘋話！

That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk.

這不是瘋話。這才是瘋話。

I'm leaving.

我要走了

Now to put the key in the lock, which should activate the tumblers, thus opening the door.

現在把鑰匙插進鎖裡，這樣就能啟動不倒翁，從而打開門。

Step inside.

走進去

Close the door?

關門？

Here we are.

我們到了

I finally got you all alone.

我終於把你一個人搞定了

Oh, no. Isn't it great?

哦，不很棒吧？

Ha-ha-ha!

哈哈

Now you're gonna get yours, Tattletail!

現在你會得到你的，小尾巴

Surprise!

驚喜吧

A surprise party to celebrate my perfect on-time percentage at work?

為慶祝我完美的工作準時率而舉辦一個驚喜派對？

Oh, how'd you guys know?

你們怎麼知道的？

It's on the invitations you sent us.

你寄給我們的請柬上有寫。

Let's boogie!

讓我們狂歡吧

Ha-ha-ha!

哈哈

Bye, everybody. Thanks for coming.

大家再見謝謝你們的到來

Bye, Mr. Krabs.

再見，蟹老闆

Bye, Plankton. Bye, Sandy. Bye, Larry.

再見，痞老闆再見，珊迪再見，拉里

Bye, Pearl. Bye, Mrs. Puff.

再見，珍珠再見，帕夫太太

Bye, Squidward. Bye, the rest.

再見，章魚哥再見，其他人

Ha-ha-ha!

哈哈

Alone at last.

終於獨處了

What?

什麼？

So we're all alone now?

現在就剩我們倆了？

Just you, me, and the floorboards.

只有你、我和地板。

Ha-ha-ha!

哈哈

Ha-ha-ha!

哈哈

Ha-ha-ha! Yeah!

哈哈哈哈哈哈！

Ha-ha-ha!

哈哈

Ha-ha-ha!

哈哈

Happy birthday, SpongeBob!

生日快樂，海綿寶寶

How did you guys know today is my birthday?

你們怎麼知道今天是我的生日？

We just knew what the invitations say.

我們只知道請柬上寫的是什麼。

Let's boogie some more!

讓我們繼續狂歡吧

Ha-ha-ha!

哈哈

Thanks for coming!

感謝您的光臨！

Alone again.

又是一個人

Is it true?

這是真的嗎？

Everybody's gone.

所有人都走了

No more parties today.

今天沒有派對了

You've got everything you need now.

你現在已經擁有了你所需要的一切。

Nobody's left. We're completely alone.

沒有人離開。我們完全孤立無援

Oh, yeah.

哦，是的

In that case...

這樣的話

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

哈哈哈哈

Great parties, huh?

派對很棒吧？

Sorry, Tubby. You gotta go.

對不起，胖墩兒你得走了

Hey, we can trust Patrick.

嘿，我們可以相信帕特里克。

He's your best friend.

他是你最好的朋友

I can't take any chances.

我不能冒任何風險。

For all we know, he could be the Strangler.

據我們所知，他可能就是扼殺者。

I'm the Strangler?

我是扼殺者？

No, I should have known!

不，我早該知道！

I gotta turn myself in!

我得去自首

So, Patrick's the Strangler.

所以，帕特里克是扼殺者。

Gee, you think you know a guy.

天哪，你以為你認識一個人？

He's not the Strangler!

他不是扼殺者

He's not?

他不是嗎？

I am!

我就是

Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?

嘿，沒有剃鬚膏你是怎麼做到的？

Oh, it's a fake, you idiot!

哦，是假的，你個白痴！

I bought it at the party store!

我在派對用品店買的！

Did someone say party?

有人說派對嗎？

How else would I have known to make freshly whipped clotted cream?

要不然，我怎麼會知道要製作新鮮的凝塊奶油呢？

Gary, you better call an astronomer.

加里，你最好找個天文學家。

Because this clotted cream is out of this world!

因為這種凝塊奶油是世界上獨一無二的！

My piñata!

我的皮納塔

The Plan Your Own Party Kit encourages creativity when stuffing your piñata.

自己策劃派對套件鼓勵在填充皮納塔時發揮創意。

That's why I'm using deviled eggs.

這就是為什麼我要用煎蛋。

Meow?

喵？

Good question, Gary. But not to worry.

問得好，加里。不過不用擔心。

The Plan Your Own Party Kit warns that unsupervised parties can lead to disaster.

自己策劃派對工具包》警告說，無人監督的派對可能會導致災難。

That's why I've taken the liberty of devising a schedule.

是以，我冒昧地設計了一個時間表。

8 o'clock to 8.05.

8 時至 8 時 05 分

Guests arrive. 8.05 to 8.15.

客人到達8.05 至 8.15。

Opening remarks and general discussion.

開幕詞和一般性討論。

8.15 to 8.27, craft quarter, followed by name tag distribution.

8.15 至 8.27，手工藝季，隨後分發名牌。

At 8.15, we begin the qualifying rounds for our cracker-eating-slash-tongue-twister contest.

8 點 15 分，我們將開始 "吃餅乾大賽 "的預選賽。

9.07, running charades.

9.07, running charades.

9.38, charity apple bob.

9.38, charity apple bob.

9.57, electric jitterbug dance marathon.

9.57，電動抖動舞馬拉松。

Ladies' choice.

女士之選

At 10.09, things start cooking as I dip into my world-famous knock-knock joke vault.

10 點 09 分，我開始 "烹飪 "我那舉世聞名的 "敲敲打打 "笑話庫。

Meow?

喵？

And as long as we stick to this schedule, our party is a guaranteed success!

只要我們遵守這個時間表，我們的派對就一定會成功！

This is gonna be the coolest party ever!

這將是史上最酷的派對

Spongebob, can I borrow some bath beads?

海綿寶寶，能借我一些沐浴珠嗎？

Spongebob?

海綿寶寶？

Go. Run away like all the others.

走吧像其他人一樣逃走

No one would want a friend as ugly as I am.

沒有人會想要一個像我這麼醜的朋友。

Sure they would.

他們當然會。

It makes them feel better about the way they look.

這讓他們對自己的外表感覺更好。

Maybe a story will cheer you up.

也許一個故事能讓你振作起來。

It's called The Ugly Barnacle.

它的名字叫 "醜陋的藤壺"。

Once there was an ugly barnacle.

曾經有一隻醜陋的藤壺。

He was so ugly that everyone died.

他是如此醜陋，以至於所有人都死了。

The end.

結束。

That didn't help at all.

這一點用都沒有。

How long...

多久...

How long have I been ugly, Patrick?

我醜多久了 帕特里克

As long as I can remember.

從我記事起

You poor, ugly thing, you.

你這個可憐的醜八怪

Help me!

幫幫我

I'm so ashamed!

我很慚愧！

I'm spiraling!

我在螺旋式上升！

I'm spiraling!

我在螺旋式上升！

Thanks, Patrick.

謝謝你，帕特里克。

It's okay, Patrick.

沒事的 帕特里克

Spiraling, over.

盤旋，結束。

Just do what I do when I have problems.

遇到問題時，就像我一樣。

Scream!

尖叫吧

Okay, Mr. Essay.

好吧，作文先生。

I think I'm ready.

我想我已經準備好了。

Okay, Mr. Essay.

好吧，作文先生。

I say, prepare to be written!

我說，準備被寫吧！

I'm doing it!

我正在做！

I'm doing it!

我正在做！

Yeah!

是啊

In some of these...

在其中一些...

Almost there, and...

快到了

Done.

完成。

Now let's see how it looks so far.

現在，讓我們來看看它目前的樣子。

The...

......

Break time!

休息時間

Pacing always helps me think.

踱步總能幫助我思考。

Let's see...

讓我們看看...

Only 799 words to go.

只剩 799 個字了。

Think, SpongeBob, think!

想想，海綿寶寶，想想

Hello?

喂？

Hey, Patrick, whatcha up to?

嘿，帕特里克，你在幹什麼？

Sleeping.

睡覺

That's really fascinating.

真是令人著迷。

Are you having a good sleep?

睡得好嗎？

Any dreams you'd like to discuss?

你有什麼夢想要討論嗎？

You and I both know that you're just using me as a distraction so you don't have to write your essay.

你我都知道，你只是在利用我分散注意力，這樣你就不用寫論文了。

That is not true!

事實並非如此！

I called to have an engaging conversation with you.

我打電話來，是想和你進行一次引人入勝的談話。

Well, I'm listening.

我聽著呢

Marco! Polo!

馬可波羅

Yeah, well, I gotta get going, Patrick.

我得走了 帕特里克

Got an important essay to write.

要寫一篇重要的文章

Sheesh, what a chatterbox.

嘖嘖，真是個話癆。

Can't he see that I'm busy?

他看不出我很忙嗎？

I can't write with all these eraser shavings all over my paper.

紙上到處都是橡皮屑，我寫不下去了。

Now they're floating around my thinking space.

現在，它們在我的思維空間裡飄來飄去。

So long, pesky particles.

再見了，討厭的微粒。

I swallowed one!

我吞下了一個！

I'm choking!

我窒息了

Water!

水

Water!

水

Water!

水

That was a close one.

好險啊

What do you mean overly dramatic, Gary?

什麼叫過於戲劇化，加里？

Why, hey there, little fella.

嘿，小傢伙

Is SpongeBob, I mean, your master at home?

海綿寶寶，我是說，你的主人在家嗎？

Perhaps I could just come inside for a minute and demonstrate our fine snail products.

也許我可以進來一會兒，展示一下我們的蝸牛產品。

Shell polish, slime deodorant,

貝殼拋光劑，粘液除臭劑、

I like!

我喜歡

Your friends won't tell you this, but you can really use the slime deodorant, smelly.

你的朋友不會告訴你，但你真的可以用粘液除臭，臭臭的。

Moments later.

幾分鐘後

Hello, sir.

你好，先生

Hello, sir.

你好，先生

I'm selling Sweetie Patrol cookies.

我在賣甜心巡邏隊的餅乾。

We have a lovely assortment of fungi and algae flavors.

我們有各式各樣的真菌和藻類口味。

How many delicious boxes can I put you down for? If you order ten boxes, I'll qualify for my bottom sweller badge. If you order a hundred boxes,

我可以幫你訂購多少盒美味？如果您訂購十盒，我就有資格獲得 "底層賭徒 "徽章。如果你訂一百盒

I'll get my bling bling badge.

我會拿到我的金光閃閃的徽章。

You know, you should hide these from your roommate.

你應該把這些東西藏起來，別讓你的室友發現。

She'll eat all of them.

她會把所有的都吃掉。

If you show me your best hiding place, I'd be happy to help.

如果你能告訴我你最好的藏身之處，我很樂意幫忙。

Note to self.

注意自己。

Nitroglycerin is not a substitute for vanilla extract.

硝化甘油不能替代香草精。

More moments later.

更多精彩瞬間

I forgot how much

我忘了有多少

I hate pineapple.

我討厭菠蘿。

Hey, this snail litter tastes better than pineapple.

嘿，這蝸牛糞可比菠蘿好吃多了。

Now where is that secret formula?

祕方在哪裡？

Where is it? Where is it?

在哪裡？在哪裡？

Gotta be here somewhere.

一定在這裡的某個地方。

Nothing in there.

裡面什麼都沒有

Ooh, look at that.

哦，看看這個。

Hello?

喂？

Where the barnacles is it?

藤壺在哪裡？

Where is it?

在哪裡？

Where is it?

在哪裡？

I know you're in here.

我知道你在這裡

You're not fooling anybody.

你騙不了任何人。

I went to college.

我上過大學。

Nope, nope, nope.

不，不，不。

Aah!

啊

Ouch.

哎喲

Ouch.

哎喲

Aah!

啊

Aah!

啊

Aah!

啊

Aah!

啊

All right, snail, let's go!

好了，蝸牛，我們走吧！

Just you and me!

只有你和我

Ow!

噢

Put him up! Put him up!

把他抬起來把他抬起來

Ow!

噢

Ow!

噢

Of course!

當然！

What a fool I've been!

我真是個傻瓜

Huh?

啊？

SpongeBob's hidden the secret formula inside Gary's shell!

海綿寶寶把祕密配方藏在了加里的殼裡！

Sheesh.

嘖嘖

This place is disgusting.

這地方太噁心了。

I bet it reeks.

我打賭一定臭氣熏天。

Good thing I don't have a nose.

幸好我沒有鼻子。

Ay-ay-ay!

Ay-ay-ay！

Aah!

啊

Aah!

啊

Aah!

啊

Aah!

啊

Aah!

啊

Aah!

啊

Gary, I'm home!

加里 我回來了

What happened here?

這裡發生了什麼？

My first Krabby Patty!

我的第一個蟹皇堡

I had it bronzed!

我把它燙成了古銅色！

Oh, and I was going to give that to my grandchildren.

哦，我還打算把它送給我的孫子們呢。

My Mermaid Man collectible underpants!

我的人魚俠收藏內褲

Oh, I could have worn them a thousand more times.

哦，我本可以再穿上一千次的。

My glass of water!

我的水杯

I was going to drink that!

我本來想喝的

Oh, the Krabby Patty formula!

哦，蟹皇堡配方！

Oh, it's safe.

哦，這很安全。

And right where I left it.

就在我離開的地方。

Gary!

加里

There's a bomb strapped to my chest!

我胸前綁著一個炸彈！

It's going to explode in three seconds unless you take a bath!

不洗澡的話，三秒鐘就會爆炸！

Please.

請。

I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages.

我現在要用潛意識資訊攻擊你的大腦。

Sorry you had to see that.

很抱歉讓你看到這些。

Hello.

你好

Fancy French restaurant?

喜歡法國餐廳嗎？

I've got a naughty snail here who won't take a bath.

我這裡有一隻調皮的蝸牛，它不肯洗澡。

What?

什麼？

Could you say that again?

你能再說一遍嗎？

Slow down!

慢一點

It's like you're speaking some other language!

就好像你在說另一種語言！

Hey, Gar!

嘿，加爾

How about some leapfrog?

來點蛙跳怎麼樣？

Wee-hee!

Wee -hee！

Okay, your turn.

好了 輪到你了

Hey, Gar!

嘿，加爾

How about some leapfrog?

來點蛙跳怎麼樣？

I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house!

我給下一個在這房子裡洗澡的人準備了一張嶄新的美元鈔票！

Ya-da-da-da-da!

Ya-da-da-da-da！

Ya-da-da-da-da!

Ya-da-da-da-da！

Ya-da-da-da-da!

Ya-da-da-da-da！

Ya-da-da-da-da!

Ya-da-da-da-da！

Ya-da-da-da-da!

Ya-da-da-da-da！

Ya-da-da-da-da!

Ya-da-da-da-da！

Ya-da-da-da-da-da!

Ya-da-da-da-da！

Ya-da-da-da-da-da!

Ya-da-da-da-da！

Oh!

哦！

That didn't work either, huh?

那也沒用，是吧？

Gary! Gary! Gary!

加里加里！加里

Look what I found!

看看我找到了什麼？

It's an old pirate treasure map revealing the location of Barry pirate treasure in this very house!

這是一張古老的海盜藏寶圖，揭示了巴里海盜寶藏就在這座房子裡！

Come on, boy!

來吧，孩子

Let's go get that treasure!

我們去拿寶藏吧

Okay, Gary.

好的 加里

Now 40 paces to the left.

現在向左轉 40 步。

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 4, 25, 26, 27, 40!

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 4, 25, 26, 27, 40!

The treasure must be in here!

寶藏一定就在這裡！

Wow, Gary, look!

哇 加里 快看