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  • Hello, friends.

  • Enjoying the outside world?

  • What y'all doing sitting in the middle of the floor like that?

  • Oh, living out the remainder of my life.

  • In safety.

  • If you guys were smart, you would join me.

  • That accident made me realize that it's dangerous out there.

  • I was one of the lucky ones.

  • I'm a survivor.

  • And so I've simply decided I am never leaving my house again.

  • That's crazy talk!

  • That's not crazy talk. This is crazy talk.

  • I'm leaving.

  • Now to put the key in the lock, which should activate the tumblers, thus opening the door.

  • Step inside.

  • Close the door?

  • Here we are.

  • I finally got you all alone.

  • Oh, no. Isn't it great?

  • Ha-ha-ha!

  • Now you're gonna get yours, Tattletail!

  • Surprise!

  • A surprise party to celebrate my perfect on-time percentage at work?

  • Oh, how'd you guys know?

  • It's on the invitations you sent us.

  • Let's boogie!

  • Ha-ha-ha!

  • Bye, everybody. Thanks for coming.

  • Bye, Mr. Krabs.

  • Bye, Plankton. Bye, Sandy. Bye, Larry.

  • Bye, Pearl. Bye, Mrs. Puff.

  • Bye, Squidward. Bye, the rest.

  • Ha-ha-ha!

  • Alone at last.

  • What?

  • So we're all alone now?

  • Just you, me, and the floorboards.

  • Ha-ha-ha!

  • Ha-ha-ha!

  • Ha-ha-ha! Yeah!

  • Ha-ha-ha!

  • Ha-ha-ha!

  • Happy birthday, SpongeBob!

  • How did you guys know today is my birthday?

  • We just knew what the invitations say.

  • Let's boogie some more!

  • Ha-ha-ha!

  • Thanks for coming!

  • Alone again.

  • Is it true?

  • Everybody's gone.

  • No more parties today.

  • You've got everything you need now.

  • Nobody's left. We're completely alone.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • In that case...

  • Ha-ha-ha-ha!

  • Great parties, huh?

  • Sorry, Tubby. You gotta go.

  • Hey, we can trust Patrick.

  • He's your best friend.

  • I can't take any chances.

  • For all we know, he could be the Strangler.

  • I'm the Strangler?

  • No, I should have known!

  • I gotta turn myself in!

  • So, Patrick's the Strangler.

  • Gee, you think you know a guy.

  • He's not the Strangler!

  • He's not?

  • I am!

  • Hey, how'd you do that without shaving cream?

  • Oh, it's a fake, you idiot!

  • I bought it at the party store!

  • Did someone say party?

  • How else would I have known to make freshly whipped clotted cream?

  • Gary, you better call an astronomer.

  • Because this clotted cream is out of this world!

  • My piñata!

  • The Plan Your Own Party Kit encourages creativity when stuffing your piñata.

  • That's why I'm using deviled eggs.

  • Meow?

  • Good question, Gary. But not to worry.

  • The Plan Your Own Party Kit warns that unsupervised parties can lead to disaster.

  • That's why I've taken the liberty of devising a schedule.

  • 8 o'clock to 8.05.

  • Guests arrive. 8.05 to 8.15.

  • Opening remarks and general discussion.

  • 8.15 to 8.27, craft quarter, followed by name tag distribution.

  • At 8.15, we begin the qualifying rounds for our cracker-eating-slash-tongue-twister contest.

  • 9.07, running charades.

  • 9.38, charity apple bob.

  • 9.57, electric jitterbug dance marathon.

  • Ladies' choice.

  • At 10.09, things start cooking as I dip into my world-famous knock-knock joke vault.

  • Meow?

  • And as long as we stick to this schedule, our party is a guaranteed success!

  • This is gonna be the coolest party ever!

  • Spongebob, can I borrow some bath beads?

  • Spongebob?

  • Go. Run away like all the others.

  • No one would want a friend as ugly as I am.

  • Sure they would.

  • It makes them feel better about the way they look.

  • Maybe a story will cheer you up.

  • It's called The Ugly Barnacle.

  • Once there was an ugly barnacle.

  • He was so ugly that everyone died.

  • The end.

  • That didn't help at all.

  • How long...

  • How long have I been ugly, Patrick?

  • As long as I can remember.

  • You poor, ugly thing, you.

  • Help me!

  • I'm so ashamed!

  • I'm spiraling!

  • I'm spiraling!

  • Thanks, Patrick.

  • It's okay, Patrick.

  • Spiraling, over.

  • Just do what I do when I have problems.

  • Scream!

  • Okay, Mr. Essay.

  • I think I'm ready.

  • Okay, Mr. Essay.

  • I say, prepare to be written!

  • I'm doing it!

  • I'm doing it!

  • Yeah!

  • In some of these...

  • Almost there, and...

  • Done.

  • Now let's see how it looks so far.

  • The...

  • Break time!

  • Pacing always helps me think.

  • Let's see...

  • Only 799 words to go.

  • Think, SpongeBob, think!

  • Hello?

  • Hey, Patrick, whatcha up to?

  • Sleeping.

  • That's really fascinating.

  • Are you having a good sleep?

  • Any dreams you'd like to discuss?

  • You and I both know that you're just using me as a distraction so you don't have to write your essay.

  • That is not true!

  • I called to have an engaging conversation with you.

  • Well, I'm listening.

  • Marco! Polo!

  • Yeah, well, I gotta get going, Patrick.

  • Got an important essay to write.

  • Sheesh, what a chatterbox.

  • Can't he see that I'm busy?

  • I can't write with all these eraser shavings all over my paper.

  • Now they're floating around my thinking space.

  • So long, pesky particles.

  • I swallowed one!

  • I'm choking!

  • Water!

  • Water!

  • Water!

  • That was a close one.

  • What do you mean overly dramatic, Gary?

  • Why, hey there, little fella.

  • Is SpongeBob, I mean, your master at home?

  • Perhaps I could just come inside for a minute and demonstrate our fine snail products.

  • Shell polish, slime deodorant,

  • I like!

  • Your friends won't tell you this, but you can really use the slime deodorant, smelly.

  • Moments later.

  • Hello, sir.

  • Hello, sir.

  • I'm selling Sweetie Patrol cookies.

  • We have a lovely assortment of fungi and algae flavors.

  • How many delicious boxes can I put you down for? If you order ten boxes, I'll qualify for my bottom sweller badge. If you order a hundred boxes,

  • I'll get my bling bling badge.

  • You know, you should hide these from your roommate.

  • She'll eat all of them.

  • If you show me your best hiding place, I'd be happy to help.

  • Note to self.

  • Nitroglycerin is not a substitute for vanilla extract.

  • More moments later.

  • I forgot how much

  • I hate pineapple.

  • Hey, this snail litter tastes better than pineapple.

  • Now where is that secret formula?

  • Where is it? Where is it?

  • Gotta be here somewhere.

  • Nothing in there.

  • Ooh, look at that.

  • Hello?

  • Where the barnacles is it?

  • Where is it?

  • Where is it?

  • I know you're in here.

  • You're not fooling anybody.

  • I went to college.

  • Nope, nope, nope.

  • Aah!

  • Ouch.

  • Ouch.

  • Aah!

  • Aah!

  • Aah!

  • Aah!

  • All right, snail, let's go!

  • Just you and me!

  • Ow!

  • Put him up! Put him up!

  • Ow!

  • Ow!

  • Of course!

  • What a fool I've been!

  • Huh?

  • SpongeBob's hidden the secret formula inside Gary's shell!

  • Sheesh.

  • This place is disgusting.

  • I bet it reeks.

  • Good thing I don't have a nose.

  • Ay-ay-ay!

  • Aah!

  • Aah!

  • Aah!

  • Aah!

  • Aah!

  • Aah!

  • Gary, I'm home!

  • What happened here?

  • My first Krabby Patty!

  • I had it bronzed!

  • Oh, and I was going to give that to my grandchildren.

  • My Mermaid Man collectible underpants!

  • Oh, I could have worn them a thousand more times.

  • My glass of water!

  • I was going to drink that!

  • Oh, the Krabby Patty formula!

  • Oh, it's safe.

  • And right where I left it.

  • Gary!

  • There's a bomb strapped to my chest!

  • It's going to explode in three seconds unless you take a bath!

  • Please.

  • I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages.

  • Sorry you had to see that.

  • Hello.

  • Fancy French restaurant?

  • I've got a naughty snail here who won't take a bath.

  • What?

  • Could you say that again?

  • Slow down!

  • It's like you're speaking some other language!

  • Hey, Gar!

  • How about some leapfrog?

  • Wee-hee!

  • Okay, your turn.

  • Hey, Gar!

  • How about some leapfrog?

  • I've got a crisp dollar bill for the next fella to take a bath in this house!

  • Ya-da-da-da-da!

  • Ya-da-da-da-da!

  • Ya-da-da-da-da!

  • Ya-da-da-da-da!

  • Ya-da-da-da-da!

  • Ya-da-da-da-da!

  • Ya-da-da-da-da-da!

  • Ya-da-da-da-da-da!

  • Oh!

  • That didn't work either, huh?

  • Gary! Gary! Gary!

  • Look what I found!

  • It's an old pirate treasure map revealing the location of Barry pirate treasure in this very house!

  • Come on, boy!

  • Let's go get that treasure!

  • Okay, Gary.

  • Now 40 paces to the left.

  • 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 4, 25, 26, 27, 40!

  • The treasure must be in here!

  • Wow, Gary, look!

  • A pirate treasure chest!

  • Why, no, Gary.

  • This isn't the bathtub.

  • It's treasure!

  • Look, doubloons!

  • Don't drop them.

  • Look at this broach!

  • I don't know what a snail would want with a broach!

  • I don't know what a snail would want with a broach!

  • Now, why don't you just get in the tub?

  • Get in the tub!

  • Get in the tub!

  • Get in the tub!

  • In the tub!

  • In the tub!

  • Now, Gary, are you gonna get in this tub or am I gonna have to...

  • Ah!

  • Gary, could you...

  • Gary, no!

  • Gary!

  • All right, Gary, you have duped and or frustrated me for the last time.

  • So, if I can't get you to come to the bath,

  • I'll just have to bring the bath to you.

  • Oh!

  • Psst! Gary!

  • Bath delivery!

  • Come back, Gary!

  • I have something to share with you!

  • Ah!

  • This is more like it!

  • Now, let's see. White or rye bread?

  • Or pumpernickel?

  • Gee, I guess it really depends on the meat inside.

  • And the cheese.

  • A visitor?

  • For me?

  • Hello!

  • Package for Mr. Squarepants.

  • Great! Thanks!

  • So, uh, you like delivering mail?

  • It puts bread on the table.

  • Rye or pumpernickel?

  • Oh, brother.

  • So, do you deliver your own mail or do you have your own mail person?

  • But then who delivers his mail?

  • Is there a never-ending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen?

  • Well, I guess a P.O. Box could, in theory, break the chain.

  • Don't you have a paper to write?

  • How did he know I'm supposed to be writing an essay?

  • In other news, local resident

  • SpongeBob SquarePants only has a few hours left to complete his essay, and yet he continues to goof off.

  • When will he learn?

  • Hey, SpongeBob, over here.

  • Come on, take a seat.

  • Put your feet up and relax.

  • Oh, no!

  • Oh, no!

  • Midnight!

  • Must get back to desk.

  • That was a close call.

  • Ah!

  • My pants!

  • Down here.

  • You get up here.

  • I gotta get back to work.

  • Stop, pants!

  • Pants!

  • Ah!

  • Time's up,

  • SpongeBob.

  • Oh!

  • Mommy!

  • Only 799 words to go.

  • No!

  • Ah! What have I done?

  • Help!

  • My house is on fire!

  • SpongeBob, why?

  • Why did you set me on fire, SpongeBob?

  • Why didn't you just write your essay?

  • Stop wasting time!

  • Where's my essay?

  • Oh, there you are.

  • Ah!

  • I must have dozed off.

  • Let's see, where are we?

  • Do I dare look at the clock?

  • Ah! It's almost 9 o'clock! Class starts in five minutes! How am I gonna write this whole paper in five minutes?

  • How am I supposed to know what not to do with a stoplight?

  • Feeding your snail is something not to do with a stoplight.

  • And making a sandwich?

  • And lighting candles?

  • And drinking water? And calling your friends?

  • And karate chopping the TV? And shooting the breeze with the mailman?

  • No, no, no, no, no!

  • Didn't you read the schedule?

  • 10 o'clock p.m.

  • Dance your pants off.

  • 10 o'clock p.m.

  • Let's try to stick to the schedule, shall we?

  • Cake will be eaten at 8.52, everyone.

  • 8.52!

  • Hey, what's this?

  • That's my breakfast.

  • Could I have everyone's attention, please?

  • Patrick?

  • If everyone could just take a seat on the couch, please, while I sort this out. Thank you.

  • Thanks.

  • Hey, everybody.

  • Thanks for your patience. I know we've gotten off to a rocky start here, so I'm gonna get us back on track.

  • It is now 8.37, and we all know what that means.

  • Time to read aloud from the newspaper comics.

  • Oh, that sounds like a real thrill.

  • Let's see. I think I'll start out with the Weisenheimers.

  • Okay, panel one. We see Roxy Weisenheimer with some sort of rake.

  • Wait, I can't read from this!

  • This is yesterday's paper!

  • I'm just gonna grab today's paper.

  • SpongeBob, you sure know how to throw a party. What would they do without me?

  • Locked out.

  • This song's got a great beat.

  • Gee, I wonder why they don't hear me.

  • Ah!

  • Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!

  • Oh, no! They're not using the pop-it cards. They're ad-libbing. Now they're mad at Patrick. He's hogging the deviled eggs.

  • Oh, look at those poor souls.

  • They're so bored, they've gone mad.

  • Oh, no! The party's falling into chaos without my hosting talents to guide it.

  • So, do you come here often? No.

  • Hello,

  • SquarePants residents.

  • What? I'm sorry.

  • What? Patrick, it's me, SpongeBob. You want to talk to SpongeBob? Yeah.

  • No, Patrick, I'm SpongeBob. I'm outside. Okay, hold on.

  • SpongeBob, are you out here? Phone's for you.

  • What? No! Patrick, wait! Sorry, he's not up there.

  • Hey, dude, if you're looking for SpongeBob, he's over by the punch bowl. Thanks.

  • Here you go, SpongeBob. It's for you.

  • Phone in punch bowl? That's not even on the schedule.

  • Larry, my man, you are looking good enough to eat.

  • Oh, yeah, baby. Could use a little teeth whitener, though. I'm sure SpongeBob won't mind. Hey, check out his crazy comb.

  • Oh, no! Sounds like someone's rummaging through my medicine cabinet.

  • I hope they don't touch my special comb. Well,

  • I guess I've aired it out enough.

  • Hey, this party's finally starting to pick up.

  • Wow! It's

  • Sunday, Gary. Guess what's for breakfast?

  • That's right!

  • A Sunday!

  • Whoops. Looks like we're out of ice cream. Guess I'll have to use something else. Ketchup!

  • Bananas. Cherries.

  • Boring.

  • Ah, here we go.

  • Onions. Ready, Gary?

  • Meow.

  • Ah!

  • Just one more thing.

  • Peanuts.

  • Gary, our peanuts jar is totally empty.

  • Hmm. Wait.

  • I know one other place we can find peanuts.

  • Good thing I still have these peanut plants growing in the windowsill.

  • A little texture never hurt. There we go. This Sunday's gonna taste great. Aren't you gonna help me,

  • Gary? Gary?

  • Oh, well.

  • More for me.

  • You know what they say, Gary. I'm easy like Sunday morning.

  • And...

  • And why aren't you in uniform?

  • It's about time you got here. Here you go, Your Majesty.

  • I can't drink that.

  • Why not? Are you blind?

  • Just look at it.

  • What about it?

  • That lemon has three seeds in it. That's an odd number!

  • I can't eat anything odd-numbered.

  • Fine. I'll just take it out.

  • It's already contaminated by the bad lemon. It won't work.

  • Hmm. That's two things in this house that won't work.

  • Then go fix that.

  • Two things that won't work.

  • I've changed my mind.

  • I want soup instead. Okay.

  • Don't move.

  • Here you go.

  • It's alphabet soup.

  • I made it special.

  • Condensed soup from a can?

  • Disgusting!

  • Now you've ruined my appetite.

  • Go fetch me something to read.

  • Oh, okay.

  • How about this?

  • Get that away from me! You know I'm allergic to newsprint.

  • You know, when you swatted that newspaper out of my hands, it reminded me of something a friend of mine did at his job!

  • Four o'clock.

  • Time for my stories. Hurry up. They won't hold a show while you laze around.

  • Hey, where you going?

  • To my job.

  • You have a job? Why wouldn't I?

  • I'm not some lazy, inconsiderate jerk who lays in bed all day.

  • Say, where can I get one of these jobs? Oh, they're everywhere, especially if you're green and have six tentacles. Thanks.

  • I'm gonna go look for one so I can stop mooching off my friends and they can get back to their lives. This isn't my show. SpongeBob, the remote control's broken. Get over here and fix it. I got a better idea. Why don't I call someone whose job it is to fix it?

  • You know why? Because when I need a job done, I get someone with a job to do that job!

  • What are you saying?

  • I'm about to write the greatest essay of all time. Like most great essays, it will be written on paper. Even more important than the paper is the pencil.

  • A pencil is sharp or as dull as I like.

  • Funny. As my ideas grow, you shrink.

  • I couldn't have asked for a more beautiful day to write an essay.

  • Okay, here we go.

  • What not to do at a stoplight.

  • Hey, this is easy.

  • Buy SpongeBob SquarePants.

  • This essay is pure gold. And now, Pencil, get ready to do your stuff. Because here we go.

  • Gee, this is harder than I thought.

  • I can feel those juices pumping now.

  • Ah!

  • What am I doing? I gotta write that paper.

  • Come on, Pencil.

  • Make words.

  • Gary!

  • Hey, hey, hey, Gary!

  • How's my favorite mollusk?

  • How about you let old SpongeBob fix you up something to eat?

  • What do you mean you're not hungry?

  • I know I have an essay to write. Now come on, Gary.

  • I gotta make sure you get your nutrition, so I'm not leaving until you eat every single bite.

  • Gary, are you sure you don't want some creme brulee?

  • Or some chocolate-flavored algae bits?

  • Gee, Gary sure made a mess.

  • I can't work on my essay knowing there's a mess in the kitchen.

  • I might as well clean the rest of the floor while I'm at it.

  • I should get these hard-to-reach places, too. And these dishes need to be cleaned. Can't have dirty garbage.

  • Well,

  • I think it's clean enough now.

  • I'm gonna clean up your mess.

  • I'm gonna clean up your mess.

  • I'm gonna clean up your mess.

  • SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish for 12 hours!

  • Wow.

  • You sure like to dance.

  • Well, that's enough for tonight.

  • It's time to go to bed.

  • You got it all wrong, little fella.

  • Bed!

  • Repeat after me. Bed!

  • We'll just keep you right here.

  • Quit worrying, Gary. He'll be just fine.

  • Good night, everybody.

  • Pew-pew.

  • I'm out.

  • Pew-pew.

  • Good morning,

  • Gary. Good morning, jellyfish.

  • Jellyfish?

  • Jellyfish? Here, jellyfish.

  • Oh, jelly.

  • Oh, jellyfish!

  • Where'd you all come from?

  • Okay, that's it.

  • Party's over.

  • You guys have overstayed your welcome.

  • This music is way too loud.

  • Very funny.

  • I'm serious.

  • All right!

  • All this parroting stuff makes me hungry.

  • Hey, Junior, how you doing today?

  • SpongeBob?

  • Yes, Patrick?

  • Kid's got a stinky.

  • If you take care of him, my hands are kind of full.

  • Wish I could, but I got to get going.

  • Going? Where are you going?

  • Going to work.

  • Where are you going?

  • Going to work. I'm the dad, remember?

  • You mean I have to do all this baby stuff myself?

  • I'll give you a break tonight when I get home.

  • Don't you two stop being adorable.

  • Okay.

  • Phew, what a day.

  • Oh, great, you're home.

  • Now you can help me with the baby.

  • Gee, SpongeBob, I'd love to, but I'm totally beat from work.

  • Huh?

  • That guy got hit in the head with a coconut.

  • Patrick, what about my break?

  • Oh, yeah, your break.

  • Tomorrow, I promise.

  • Okay, tomorrow.

  • Tomorrow.

  • Phew, another tough day.

  • Patrick, I'm so glad you're home after working all day.

  • I can't wait for my break.

  • Work was a killer.

  • I need my chair.

  • Patrick, I really need my...

  • Tomorrow for sure.

  • Tomorrow for sure.

  • Patrick?

  • I'll get to it eventually.

  • Eventually?

  • Huh?

  • Uh...

  • Patrick Star, we need to talk.

  • Just one more minute.

  • Don't one more minute me, Mr. Man.

  • Hey, I'm missing the coconut.

  • You haven't been helping at all with Junior.

  • We made a commitment and you're not doing your share.

  • You never do anything.

  • I changed his diaper.

  • Yeah, once.

  • He's only this big.

  • How many diapers could he possibly use?

  • Oh, that's not so much.

  • So?

  • Good morning, world and all who inhabit it.

  • Gary, help! I can't see!

  • Gary! Gary, are you there?

  • Gary? Gary, buddy?

  • I need you to be my eyes, okay?

  • Am I near the bathroom?

  • Gary?

  • Gary?

  • Gary!

  • Now that my horrific incident of terror is over, how about some breakfast?

  • The most important meal of the day.

  • Serving it up, Gary's way.

  • Pop! Enjoy, buddy.

  • You know,

  • I've been feeding this to Gary for years and I don't even know what it tastes like.

  • What is it, Peterson?

  • I'm not sure. I feel...

  • a disturbance.

  • That was the worst thing I've ever tasted.

  • Oh well, at least I'll never have to do it again.

  • Barnacles!

  • All these shenanigans make me late for work.

  • Uh-oh.

  • All right!

  • Hey, Magic Pencil, what are you doing up?

  • Drawing yourself a glass of water?

  • DoodleBob!

  • No hard feelings, right?

  • What do you think you're doing, Doodle?

  • You, Doodle!

  • Me SpongeBob!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Huh?

  • Ah!

  • Be careful with that thing.

  • Who knows what'll happen?

  • I knows.

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Very funny, Doodle.

  • Now it's my turn.

  • Well, Doodle, it looks like this is a draw.

  • You've made your point.

  • No matter.

  • I was voted most artistic in high school.

  • SpongeBob, you're gonna pay for that.

  • Maybe it was most clumsy.

  • Ah!

  • Huh?

  • Huh?

  • Paper!

  • Page for Mr. Doodle!

  • Now let's play a nice wholesome game of eels and escalators.

  • Oh, boy, my favorite!

  • Come on, Gary needs a new pair of shoes!

  • Ooh!

  • Eels!

  • Too bad, SpongeBob, you gotta ride the eel.

  • Darn.

  • My turn!

  • Hooray!

  • Escalators!

  • Up, up, up!

  • Come on, escalators, escalators, escalators.

  • Ah, eels again.

  • My turn!

  • Escalators!

  • Escalators, escalators, escalators.

  • Eels!

  • Escalators!

  • Well, this is your last chance, SpongeBob, or if you get eels again, you lose.

  • Escalators, escalators, escalators.

  • Ha!

  • Escalators!

  • Eels.

  • Ah!

  • Oh!

  • You said number 11.

  • I didn't mean...

  • You gotta understand, Patrick,

  • I was trying... What I meant to say...

  • Somethings just slip out.

  • You gotta understand.

  • Don't worry, SpongeBob, I understand.

  • Mr. Krabs!

  • Don't you dare hurt my little Gary!

  • Oh, I just wanted to pet the little guy.

  • There, there.

  • She's not gonna hurt you.

  • I love me a good snail.

  • Ah!

  • Gary!

  • Nothing better than giving a good scare.

  • It's okay, Gary.

  • Don't get too comfortable!

  • Good night, Gary.

  • Good night, Gary.

  • Ah!

  • Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  • Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  • Oh.

  • Oh.

  • Oh.

  • Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  • Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

  • Hmm?

  • Um, Dutchie?

  • Is this gonna be much longer?

  • Why aren't you freaking out, lad?

  • Well, you've been here a while, and, um...

  • I've seen all your tricks.

  • What are you trying to say?

  • I know when I'm washed up.

  • I've been doing the same material for years.

  • Scaring is a young man's game.

  • It's time to give up the ghost.

  • No pun intended.

  • Oh, no, no!

  • I meant that I'm just used to it, that's all.

  • Don't lie to me!

  • You just gotta scare someone other than me.

  • Hmm.

  • Mind if I test it out?

  • Yeah, this does feel comfortable.

  • Oh, could you excuse me a moment?

  • Grr!

  • Grr! Boo!

  • Grr! Ah! Ah, forget it.

  • So, what do you think?

  • It's a ticker.

  • I'm not scary anymore.

  • Just what kind of talk is that?

  • You're just off your game, that's all.

  • Maybe I just need a break.

  • Take some time off, you know?

  • Sure, relax a little.

  • Maybe stay with a friend for a while.

  • On a comfy couch in a pineapple.

  • Just for a little while longer.

  • Till I get back on me feet.

  • Six months later.

  • Hey, Tim!

  • How's it going?

  • Hello!

  • Turn it up!

  • Turn the knob up!

  • Who'd have guessed we'd have so much in common?

  • You like teddy bears, I like teddy bears.

  • You like ponies, I like ponies.

  • I like ponies!

  • Is that a wedding ring?

  • Uh-oh, this holds nothing.

  • What is going on around here?

  • Come on, SpongeBob.

  • Don't be a stick in the mud.

  • Look out below!

  • Ah!

  • How was that?

  • Even better the third time.

  • Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no!

  • Everyone!

  • Get out!

  • All righty, boys. Party's over.

  • Time to scoot, honey.

  • This is the most exciting thing to ever happen in the history of history.

  • Look, Gary, it's on!

  • Oh, Jan.

  • I've got a real problem.

  • What's your problem, Amy?

  • I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it.

  • And I'm hungry.

  • Who's there?

  • Coming from...

  • Yippee!

  • It's Mr. Krabs!

  • That's right, Amy.

  • I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help.

  • Follow me!

  • Where are we?

  • Why, we're at none other than the Krusty Krab.

  • Did you say Krusty Krab?

  • That's right.

  • Krusty Krab.

  • Home of the world famous

  • Krabby Patty!

  • What's a Krabby Patty?

  • Why, it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas.

  • There I am, Gary. There I am.

  • We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy.

  • Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese.

  • Topped off with secret sauce and some buns.

  • Voila!

  • A Krabby Patty.

  • I want a Krabby Patty.

  • Me, too.

  • Back in them Krabby Patties, girls.

  • Look, Gary. There I am again.

  • Two more satisfied customers.

  • So why don't you come on in and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.

  • The Krusty Krab.

  • Come spend your money here.

  • That was the best 60 seconds of my life.

  • Today's the big day, Gary.

  • Look at me.

  • I'm naked!

  • Gotta be in top physical condition for today, Gary.

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Dear Neptune, it's the most dangerous and foreboding of all our arch-nemesis.

  • My mortal enemy that I have searched 57 years for.

  • At last,

  • I have you.

  • Come get some fiend

  • Come back here, rival.

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Oh my!

  • Mermaid Man needs assistance.

  • There's no need to fear.

  • Absorb-o-Pants is here.

  • Savory light.

  • Come to me.

  • Hey, let me help you.

  • Is that enough light for you?

  • Okay, guys. He's all taken care of.

  • Who?

  • The moth, silly. Your arch-enemy.

  • You'll be happy to know he won't be going anywhere anytime soon.

  • See you in another 57 years.

  • No!

  • I think it's time to go home.

  • Why are we here again?

  • Who are those two hideous creatures of the dark?

  • I'll tell you about it in the morning.

  • Now drive!

Hello, friends.

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