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  • Good morning.

  • Welcome to the Mickey's Breakfast Jamboree.

  • My name is Billiam, and I'll be serving you today.

  • You guys here on a special occasion?

  • Well, we're here on that new

  • Magical Gatherings family package.

  • Got the whole Matusik clan down from Ohio.

  • Right, guys? Say hi.

  • Hi!

  • Well, great.

  • Let me tell you Mickey's specials today.

  • We've got steak and eggs, served with some home fries and Mickey waffles.

  • Whoo! I love me some steak and eggs.

  • Ever since they found mad cow disease in the U.S.,

  • I'm not taking any chances.

  • It can live in your body for years before it ravages your brain.

  • Quack, quack.

  • You're enjoying your day, everything's going your way, ♪ ♪ then along comes Debbie Downer. ♪ ♪ Always there to tell you about a new disease, ♪ ♪ a car accident or killer bees. ♪ ♪ You beg her to spare you, Debbie, please, ♪ ♪ but you can't stop Debbie Downer. ♪

  • Well, we did it, gang.

  • We pulled it off.

  • A family reunion at Disney.

  • What about you guys?

  • First thing I'm going to do is I'm going to ride that haunted elevator thingy.

  • It drops you straight down.

  • This is my dream come true.

  • I mean, I'm totally serious.

  • Tigger hugged me at the door and I thought I was going to cry.

  • I guess Roy isn't doing as well as they first thought.

  • What?

  • Who's Roy?

  • Roy of Siegfried and Roy.

  • He was attacked by his own tiger and suffered devastating injuries.

  • So, uh, hey, who wants to go on Space Mountain with me?

  • Me!

  • Oh, yeah!

  • I want to see the Country Bear Jamboree!

  • I want to go to every country in Epcot and greet them in their own native language.

  • Hola! Konnichiwa! Hi!

  • Did you guys hear about that train explosion in North Korea?

  • Media is so sensitive there. So secretive.

  • That they may never know how many people perished.

  • Who's ready for Mickey Waffles?

  • Oh, me, me, me, me, me, me!

  • Oh, my God! I just made eye contact with Pluto!

  • And he's coming over here! Pluto! Pluto! Pluto!

  • Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I'm hugging Pluto!

  • I'm at Disney World and I'm hugging Pluto!

  • Somebody take a picture!

  • I want to be in it! I want to be in it!

  • I want to be in this one.

  • Well, you guys, Disney World really is fun.

  • Makes me feel like a kid again.

  • I mean, the time before my two-year stint at Children's.

  • Oh, hey. Hey, Pluto. Hi.

  • Boy, it must be fun to work here.

  • Although the biggest drawback to working in a theme park is that you must live under constant fear of deadly terrorist attacks.

  • Pluto! Pluto, wait! Where are you going?

  • With that costume on, he's probably in the early stages of heat stroke.

  • Speaking of heat, if this greenhouse effect keeps up, we'll all be living underwater.

  • By the way, by the way, it's official.

  • I can't have children.

  • You know what, Debbie?

  • You are totally ruining my trip to Disney World.

  • I didn't say a word during It's a Small World when you talked about low birth weight or during the fireworks when you went over ...

  • when you went about about feline AIDS.

  • It's the number one killer of domestic cats.

  • I can't take it.

  • So after this, we'll hit the park, guys.

  • Slather up the sunscreen.

  • I had a mole looked at recently, and the doctor told me that due to the extent of its irregular borders, I'm flirting with a melanoma.

  • You guys go ahead. I'll meet you at my favorite ride, the Hall of Presidents.

  • You never did catch that anthrax guy.

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