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Good morning.
Welcome to the Mickey's Breakfast Jamboree.
My name is Billiam, and I'll be serving you today.
You guys here on a special occasion?
Well, we're here on that new
Magical Gatherings family package.
Got the whole Matusik clan down from Ohio.
Right, guys? Say hi.
Hi!
Well, great.
Let me tell you Mickey's specials today.
We've got steak and eggs, served with some home fries and Mickey waffles.
Whoo! I love me some steak and eggs.
Ever since they found mad cow disease in the U.S.,
I'm not taking any chances.
It can live in your body for years before it ravages your brain.
Quack, quack.
♪ You're enjoying your day, everything's going your way, ♪ ♪ then along comes Debbie Downer. ♪ ♪ Always there to tell you about a new disease, ♪ ♪ a car accident or killer bees. ♪ ♪ You beg her to spare you, Debbie, please, ♪ ♪ but you can't stop Debbie Downer. ♪
Well, we did it, gang.
We pulled it off.
A family reunion at Disney.
What about you guys?
First thing I'm going to do is I'm going to ride that haunted elevator thingy.
It drops you straight down.
This is my dream come true.
I mean, I'm totally serious.
Tigger hugged me at the door and I thought I was going to cry.
I guess Roy isn't doing as well as they first thought.
What?
Who's Roy?
Roy of Siegfried and Roy.
He was attacked by his own tiger and suffered devastating injuries.
So, uh, hey, who wants to go on Space Mountain with me?
Me!
Oh, yeah!
I want to see the Country Bear Jamboree!
I want to go to every country in Epcot and greet them in their own native language.
Hola! Konnichiwa! Hi!
Did you guys hear about that train explosion in North Korea?
Media is so sensitive there. So secretive.
That they may never know how many people perished.
Who's ready for Mickey Waffles?
Oh, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Oh, my God! I just made eye contact with Pluto!
And he's coming over here! Pluto! Pluto! Pluto!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I'm hugging Pluto!
I'm at Disney World and I'm hugging Pluto!
Somebody take a picture!
I want to be in it! I want to be in it!
I want to be in this one.
Well, you guys, Disney World really is fun.
Makes me feel like a kid again.
I mean, the time before my two-year stint at Children's.
Oh, hey. Hey, Pluto. Hi.
Boy, it must be fun to work here.
Although the biggest drawback to working in a theme park is that you must live under constant fear of deadly terrorist attacks.
Pluto! Pluto, wait! Where are you going?
With that costume on, he's probably in the early stages of heat stroke.
Speaking of heat, if this greenhouse effect keeps up, we'll all be living underwater.
By the way, by the way, it's official.
I can't have children.
You know what, Debbie?
You are totally ruining my trip to Disney World.
I didn't say a word during It's a Small World when you talked about low birth weight or during the fireworks when you went over ...
when you went about about feline AIDS.
It's the number one killer of domestic cats.
I can't take it.
So after this, we'll hit the park, guys.
Slather up the sunscreen.
I had a mole looked at recently, and the doctor told me that due to the extent of its irregular borders, I'm flirting with a melanoma.
You guys go ahead. I'll meet you at my favorite ride, the Hall of Presidents.
You never did catch that anthrax guy.