Name: 當她同時想要兩個 (When She Wants Two at the Same Time)
Uploaded: 2025-02-28T15:44:57.000Z
Duration: 5 min 17 s

幹得好，女士們，讓我們休息一下吧。

Sunday Funday for the birthday girl tomorrow?

明天是小壽星的 "週日歡樂日"？

I would, but Carl's taking me out to brunch for a two-year anniversary.

我倒是想，但卡爾要帶我去吃早午餐 慶祝兩週年紀念日

Melody, 70% of relationships end at the two-year mark if proper precautions aren't taken.

梅洛迪，如果不採取適當的預防措施，70% 的戀愛關係會在兩年後結束。

You're gonna get us kicked out of this class.

You need to get him something good, okay?

You know what I got Robbie for our two-year mark?

你知道我給羅比準備了什麼禮物嗎？

I surprised him with his best friend Bailey in this sexy doctor role-play outfit.

我給了他一個驚喜，他最好的朋友貝利穿上了這套性感的醫生角色扮演服裝。

Final warning, no talking during my class.

All guys have a fantasy of going out their girlfriend with their best friend.

所有男人都有一個幻想，那就是和自己最好的朋友一起和女朋友約會。

能否實現這個幻想，取決於你自己。

Robbie proposed to me three days after I'm an au revoir.

羅比在我 "再見 "的三天後向我求婚了。

Thanks for getting us kicked out of class.

The key is, very subtly, let Carl know that you can handle it.

關鍵是，要非常巧妙地讓卡爾知道你能處理好。

If he orders a coffee, you want two sides of cream.

如果他點了一杯咖啡，你就要兩份奶油。

Then when he's all hot and bothered and begging for more, surprise him with his best friend.

然後，當他熱血沸騰、求之不得的時候，用他最好的朋友給他一個驚喜。

Girl bosses, I am sorry to have to do that to you back there, but if we don't have rules, what do we have?

女老闆們，我很抱歉要這樣對你們，但如果我們沒有規則，我們還有什麼？

Kayla was just insisting that I should have a three-way with my boyfriend and his best friend, and then he'll propose to me.

凱拉堅持說我應該和我男朋友 還有他最好的朋友來個三人行 然後他向我求婚

If you can prove to him you can handle it, he'll wipe you up in a second.

如果你能向他證明你能處理好，他馬上就會幫你擦屁股。

Yesterday before work, I accidentally packed two bananas, but I was so hungry, I actually ended up eating both for breakfast.

昨天上班前，我不小心打包了兩根香蕉，但我實在太餓了，最後竟然把兩根香蕉都當早餐吃了。

If it were me, two bananas at the same time, yeah, I could handle it.

如果是我，同時吃兩根香蕉，是的，我能承受。

哦，不，是的，我可以處理它。

Yeah, it was a lot of potassium, but I felt great afterwards.

是的，鉀含量很高，但事後我感覺很好。

All right, how's everything tasting over here?

A little intimidating, but I can handle it, so.

雖然有點嚇人，但我還能應付。

對不起，我不知道那是什麼意思。

Can I have another side of hot sauce, please?

You don't even have a full container right there.

你甚至連一個完整的貨櫃都沒有。

我能處理好，這就是我要說的。

Okay, great, yeah, I'll be right back with that hot sauce then.

好的，太好了，我馬上帶著辣醬回來。

Hey guys, sorry, do either of you drive a white Toyota?

嘿，夥計們，不好意思，你們誰開的是白色豐田車？

Okay, is there something you're not telling me?

All right, guys, I got your sauces and your blood orange mimosa with extra orange juice.

好了，夥計們，我為你們準備了醬汁和血橙含羞草，還有額外的橙汁。

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