I would, but I'm actually taking my girl out tonight.

我也想，但我今晚要帶我女朋友出去玩。

Your girl?

你的女孩？

Wow, that's a new title.

哇，這是個新標題。

You guys made it official?

你們正式結婚了？

I'm making it official tonight, yeah.

我今晚就正式結婚

Good for you, man, good for you.

好樣的，夥計，好樣的。

Thanks, dude.

謝謝，老兄。

So you've taken attendance then?

那麼你已經點名了？

I'm sorry?

你說什麼？

You're making it official with her, so I assume you've already taken attendance, right?

你要和她正式交往，所以我想你已經參加了，對嗎？

I took attendance.

我點了名。

Roll call.

點名。

Roll call.

點名。

The old roster?

舊名冊？

What do you mean roster?

什麼叫名冊？

Dude, I'm just trying to figure out if you've got her body count, that's all.

老兄，我只是想知道你是否掌握了她的人數，僅此而已。

Are you talking about how many guys she's slept with?

你是在說她和多少男人上過床？

Yeah.

是啊

Whoa, dude.

哇，老兄

It's a very normal thing to ask.

問這個問題很正常。

You can't.

你不能。

I think you should.

我認為你應該這樣做。

No.

不

What do you mean no?

你說 "不 "是什麼意思？

You can't ask a girl that.

你不能這麼問一個女孩

It's not unusual.

這並不稀奇。

That is very disrespectful.

這太不尊重人了。

It's probably gonna make her feel very uncomfortable, and on top of that, it's irrelevant.

這可能會讓她感覺很不舒服，而且這也無關緊要。

Guys that care about that are insecure.

在乎這些的人沒有安全感。

I don't care at all about that.

我根本不在乎這些。

I would never ask that.

我絕不會這麼問。

Okay.

好的

But if you could, how would you do it?

但如果可以，你會怎麼做呢？

So you do care?

那麼你真的在乎？

A lot, yeah.

很多，是的。

You gotta wrap the dog's pill in cheese.

你得把狗的藥片包在奶酪裡。

Wrap the dog's pill in cheese.

用奶酪包裹狗的藥片。

You need to coax it out of her.

你得哄哄她。

You don't wanna just straight up ask her, like, hey, how many dudes are you, you know?

你不會想直接問她，比如，嘿，你有幾個男朋友？

Right.

對

But if you approach it with like a, who were you before me?

但如果你以 "在我之前你是誰？

Then you're leading the horse to water.

那你就是在把馬牽到水邊。

All she has to do is take a drink.

她要做的就是喝一杯。

Who were you before me?

在我之前，你是誰？

Yeah.

是啊

That's normal, right, for me to wanna know.

這很正常，對吧，我想知道。

Like I'm not.

就像我不是一樣。

The number doesn't matter.

數字並不重要。

Knowing is what matters, right?

瞭解才是最重要的，不是嗎？

You just wanna know.

你只是想知道

Yeah.

是啊

I wanna know how many people have lived in my house before I live in it, right?

在我住進我的房子之前，我想知道有多少人住過我的房子，對嗎？

What if the house is haunted?

如果房子鬧鬼怎麼辦？

100%.

100%.

Did somebody die in there?

裡面有人死了嗎？

Exactly.

沒錯。

How are the neighbors?

鄰居們還好嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

It's like when you go to the car dealership and you take a car off the lot, you wanna know how many miles are on the odometer.

這就好比你去汽車經銷商那裡買車時，你想知道里程表上有多少英里。

Yeah, show me the car facts.

是啊，給我看看汽車的事實。

It's all starting to make sense now.

現在一切都說得通了。

That's why car facts took off, because they made it easy for you to find out all the historical facts right away with your car.

這就是為什麼 "汽車史實 "會興起的原因，因為它能讓你輕鬆地立即瞭解汽車的所有歷史史實。

You get it.

你懂的。

Oof, man, I should not have had that many sausages at dinner.

哦，天哪，我晚餐不該吃那麼多香腸。

Oh my God, those things were huge.

天哪，那些東西真大。

I ate so many of them.

我吃了很多。

It's so funny that we did the German cuisine tonight, because there was something that I kinda wanted to just sort of, to talk about with us.

今晚我們做德國菜真是有趣，因為有一件事我有點想和大家討論一下。

About the sausages?

關於香腸？

Well, kinda, yeah.

嗯，算是吧。

No, I mean, you know, we're getting close now, and I feel like now is a good time to just sorta put the cards on the table.

不，我的意思是，你知道，我們現在已經很接近了，我覺得現在是把牌擺在桌面上的好時機。

Okay.

好的

You know, I just wanted to see what the history was like for you.

你知道，我只是想看看你的歷史是怎樣的。

Before me.

在我面前

You know?

你知道嗎？

And don't feel like you have to answer, because you don't, and I don't wanna make you feel uncomfortable.

不要覺得你必須回答，因為你不用回答，我也不想讓你覺得不舒服。

Answer what?

回答什麼？

I didn't even realize there was a question in there.

我都沒意識到這裡面有問題。

Well, yeah, because it's not a question, it's a discussion, if you wanted to.

嗯，是的，因為這不是一個問題，而是一個討論，如果你想的話。

You tell me.

你告訴我

Because I respect you and everything that you do and have done with or without me and with other people.

因為我尊重你，尊重你所做的一切，無論我在不在你身邊，無論你和其他人在一起。

Yeah.

是啊

I guess, really, what was the history like before us?

我想，我們之前的歷史究竟是怎樣的？

Oh, okay, okay.

哦，好吧，好吧。

I grew up in Rhode Island, and then I moved to California when I was 10, and then I moved back to the East Coast for college.

我在羅德島長大，10 歲時搬到加利福尼亞，後來又搬回東海岸上大學。

Babe, you know all this.

寶貝，你都知道的

We already talked about this.

我們已經談過這個問題了。

I'm not insecure, so.

我沒有不安全感，所以。

Insecure about what?

對什麼不安全？

Just forget I even brought it up, so. That actually wasn't what I was talking about.

就當我沒提過吧。 其實我說的不是這個。

I wasn't inquiring about your living history, per se.

我並不是在詢問你的生活經歷。

Well, what was it about?

是關於什麼的？

It was more about the history of the men in your life.

更多的是關於你生命中男人的歷史。

There's my two older brothers, and then, you know, of course, my dad.

我有兩個哥哥，當然還有我爸爸。

Are you nervous to meet them?

見到他們緊張嗎？

They are going to love you.

他們會喜歡你的。

You have nothing to worry about, and they are very, very sweet men.

你不用擔心，他們都是非常非常可愛的人。

I'm talking about the other men.

我說的是其他人。

Like my Uncle Nick?

就像我的尼克叔叔一樣？

No.

不

Okay, look, I know I told you that one story, but that was like two Thanksgivings ago, and he's sober now.

好吧，聽著，我知道我跟你說過那個故事 但那好像是兩個感恩節前的事了 他現在已經戒酒了

I'm happy for him.

我為他感到高興。

I'm happy for you.

我為你感到高興。

I'm talking about the.

我說的是

Other.

其他

You know what?

你知道嗎？

You look exhausted.

你看起來累壞了。

You need some sleep.

你需要睡覺

I will finish up the dishes, because you've been slaving away.

我來洗碗，因為你一直在忙活。

You have nothing to worry about, okay?

你不用擔心，好嗎？

They are going to love you at Christmas.

他們會在聖誕節愛上你的。

Christmas?

聖誕節？

Let's start there.

就從這裡開始吧。

If you were Santa Claus, how long would your list be?

如果你是聖誕老人，你的清單有多長？

My list of what?

我的什麼清單？

How many miles are on your car?

你的車跑了多少英里？

Ballpark.

球場

I have no idea, babe.

我不知道，寶貝

I haven't checked my odometer.

我還沒檢查里程錶。

How many cars have parked in your garage?

您的車庫裡停了多少輛車？

I mean, this is an old house, so I guess.

我的意思是，這是一棟老房子，所以我想。

You love the Marvel movies.

你喜歡漫威電影

I don't.

我沒有。

Iron Man is a film about one guy.

鋼鐵俠》是一部關於一個人的電影。

Meanwhile, The Avengers, a whole gang of guys.

與此同時，"復仇者聯盟 "裡有一大幫人。

Do you relate to the film about one guy, or multiple guys at the same time?

你是喜歡電影中的一個人，還是同時喜歡多個人？

I don't understand what's going on here.

我不明白這是怎麼回事。

You know how I love the Nathan's hot dog eating contest?

你知道我有多喜歡彌敦道的吃熱狗比賽嗎？

I did not know that.

我並不知道。

Joey Chestnut.

喬伊-栗子

Who?

誰？

He set the record with 76 hot dogs.

他以 76 個熱狗創下了紀錄。

Could you compete with that?

你能與之抗衡嗎？

Oh my God, we went to Costco once, and I got a hot dog.

天哪，有一次我們去好市多，我買了個熱狗。

I'm thinking of a number between one and 100, okay?

我想的是 1 到 100 之間的數字，好嗎？

So just say one.

那就說一個吧。

A number in relation to what?

與什麼有關的數字？

I'm not mad.

我沒有生氣。

You want me to guess any number?

你想讓我猜哪個數字？

I'm not mad.

我沒有生氣。

Look, if you have a question you want to ask me, just ask me, okay?

聽著，如果你有問題想問我，儘管問我，好嗎？

Just stop dancing around the question and ask it.

別再繞著問題轉了，問吧。

How many guys have you slept with?

你和多少男人上過床？

That's what this is about?

就為了這個？

I don't care.

我不在乎

Oh, I didn't say that you did care.

哦，我可沒說你在乎。

So what's the number?

數字是多少？

Because it's not gonna bother me, because I'm secure.

因為它不會打擾我，因為我很安全。

Well, if you really, if you really want to know.

好吧，如果你真的想知道的話。

And that's the thing, sister.

這就是問題所在，姐姐。

I'm not gonna be the guy that tries to control you, okay?

我不會是那個想控制你的人，好嗎？

That tries to tell you what you can or can't do.

它試圖告訴你什麼能做，什麼不能做。

I'm not like most guys, okay?

我和大多數男人不一樣，好嗎？

You want to go out with your girlfriends, go clubbing, wear your little lipstick and high heels and makeup, go to Vegas?

你想和你的閨蜜們出去玩，去夜店，塗上口紅，穿上高跟鞋，化好妝，去拉斯維加斯？

Guess what?

你猜怎麼著？

I don't care, because I'm gonna be at home doing my things.

我不在乎，因為我要在家做我的事。

You better get your story straight.

你最好把話說清楚。

Because it ain't about you, sweetheart.

因為這與你無關 親愛的

And as soon as you're ready to join this relationship with who I am, you're gonna look me in the eyes right now, and you're gonna tell me, is it one guy?

一旦你準備好與我建立這種關係，你就要看著我的眼睛告訴我，是一個人嗎？

Is it one million?

是一百萬嗎？

And when you tell me, you're not gonna see anything, because I don't care.

當你告訴我的時候 你什麼都看不到 因為我不在乎

So how many guys?

有多少人？

How many bakers have buttered your biscuits, huh?

有多少麵包師給你的餅乾塗過黃油？

How many gas station attendants have filled up your tank?

有多少加油站服務員為您加過油？

How many gamblers have put their quarters in your slot machine?

有多少賭徒在你的老虎機裡投過硬幣？

How many guys have you slept with?

你和多少男人上過床？

And the reason I'm bringing this up is because I'm ready to take the next step with you.

我之所以提起這件事，是因為我已經準備好和你一起邁出下一步。

I want you to be my girlfriend.

我想讓你做我的女朋友

I love you.

我愛你

We broke up.

我們分手了

Number was that high, huh?

數字有那麼高嗎？

No, no, no, no.

不，不，不，不

I actually think the number was rather low.

實際上，我認為這個數字相當低。

It was me referring to her body as a garage that I think really put the nail in the coffin.

是我把她的身體說成是車庫，我覺得這才是真正的板上釘釘。

But I had to know.

但我必須知道。

You had to know.

你必須知道

I had to know.

我必須知道。

Together?

在一起？

Are we together?

我們在一起嗎？

So you wanna do drinks tonight?

今晚想喝酒嗎？

Because it ain't about you, bitch.

因為這與你無關 賤人

No.

不

How often do you play?

您多久玩一次？

Why, because I'm at home doing my thing.

為什麼，因為我在家裡做我的事。

What?

什麼？