It is I, what's my name?

Archimedes, I am the ancient Greek god of killer love.

What's what's killer love, not killer, killer.

Killer, yes, and where are you from, Archimedes?

Mount Olympus, what?

Not the planetus.

No, what, Mount Olympus.

Yes, don't forget the tus.

I am from the mountain of planetuses.

No.

Planetuses?

No, no, no.

I'm not sure I can say that.

Just forget it.

Silence.

I love you.

Really?

Yes, it's silence.

I love you.

That's different.

Yes, I know, I call it killer love.

Okay.

Yeah.

I got it.

I kill you with love.

And what is your job, Archimedes?

I am a god.

I didn't know that being a god was a job.

And I didn't know that talking to dolls was a job, but here we are.

So you're not dead?

No.

I am an Laurel.

Immortal.

I don't know that word in English.

It means you live forever.

Really?

That's a thing?

Yeah.

I love this country so much.

But you're not dead.

No, I am not dead, do I look dead?

Well, yes.

Silence.

I love you.

I have to be honest, that I love you thing just feels wrong to me.

You're doing great.

Okay, if you're a Greek god, why are you here on earth?

I don't know.

We didn't talk about that.

Stick to the script.

Just go with it, just go with it, add lib.

Okay.

So, Archimedes, why are you here, uh, to play tower ball.

What?

Well, you said to add lib, the Jack thought is huge.

And you know us Greek gods, Greek love to gamble.

Right?

I don't know.

Damn it, just go with it.

What's a good gambling game?

Uh, craps.

What?

Craps.

Are you kidding?

No, that's a game, yeah, yeah, it's huge in Vegas.

Gross.

Okay.

Yes, my favorite thing to do in Las Vegas is to take a crap.

No.

What?

What?

Give a crap?

No, no.

I don't give a crap.

No, to play craps.

That's worse.

You're like monkeys in a zoo, what the hell, dude?

Silence.

I kill you.