It's essentially AI-generated fake animal gore, so if you're sensitive to that stuff, just...

它基本上是人工智能生成的假動物血腥畫面，所以如果你對這種東西很敏感，就...

Now's your warning.

現在是給你的警告。

Click off.

點擊關閉。

Good morning!

早上好！

Or good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

女士們先生們，晚上好

Today we are gonna be checking out what the kids are watching.

今天我們來看看孩子們都在看什麼。

Oof, had to crack my knuckles for this one.

唉，為了這個，我的指關節都要裂開了。

But essentially, you remember like, back in the day we all made videos?

但從本質上講，你還記得當年我們都拍過視頻嗎？

Or not we, because I didn't make videos then.

或者說不是我們，因為那時我還沒有製作視頻。

But people used to make videos about like, Troom Troom and...

但是，人們曾經制作過關於 "Troom Troom "和"...... "的視頻。

Shark?

鯊魚？

What was that shark?

那是什麼鯊魚？

Skippity Shark?

Skippity Shark？

Baby Shark.

鯊魚寶寶

Baby Shark.

鯊魚寶寶

But nowadays, the metaphor for entertaining young kids is...

但如今，娛樂幼兒的隱喻是......

This is your final warning before the blur goes off.

這是爆炸前的最後警告。

Kitty cats with holes in them.

有洞的小貓咪

Gore.

戈爾

And this is obviously aimed at children, and that's why I'm so surprised that YouTube isn't just taking this down immediately.

而這顯然是針對兒童的，這也是為什麼我對 YouTube 沒有立即下架感到驚訝的原因。

Because it's not like they're a small channel.

因為他們又不是小管道。

They're a bigger channel than me.

他們是比我更大的管道。

They're a lot bigger than me.

他們比我大很多。

They started posting about two months ago, and they're already at...

他們大約兩個月前開始發佈資訊，現在已經達到了...

How many views?

觀看了多少次？

7 million total views. 1.6 million views here on this video. 1.4. 500k. 2.7k views per hour.

總觀看次數達 700 萬次。這段視頻的觀看次數為 160 萬次。1.4.500k.每小時 2.7k 觀看次數

The kids are...

孩子們...

Eating.

吃東西

Eating this up, I tell you.

我告訴你，你會把它吃掉的。

So, let's take a looky, and see what your children are consuming nowadays.

那麼，讓我們來看看您的孩子現在都在吃些什麼吧。

And from the thumbnails, I cannot say it'll be good.

從縮略圖來看，我不能說它會很好。

Whoever's editing this, because I guarantee you a real human is, in your editing software, select all of the audio, and then click...

不管是誰在編輯這段音頻，因為我向你保證是真人在編輯，在你的編輯軟件中，選擇所有音頻，然後點擊...

Normalize, I beg of you.

正常化，我懇求你們。

But now, back to the lore.

但現在，回到傳說上來。

Brave cat.

勇敢的貓咪

Well, nevermind, stupid cat.

算了，笨貓。

This looks like such a fake YouTube reaction.

這看起來就像是 YouTube 上的虛假反應。

I swear to god, what?

我對天發誓，什麼？

If we're looking away, what we're currently seeing is a cat that got a JFK'd.

如果我們把目光移開，我們現在看到的就是一隻被肯尼迪炸死的貓。

AKA has a huge hole in his dome.

AKA 的穹頂上有一個大洞。

A third eye.

第三隻眼

Eye of Ra, if you will.

魔王之眼

And I don't even know how they're circumventing all of those AI guidelines.

我甚至不知道他們是如何規避這些人工智能準則的。

I'm guessing it's because it's ketchup, and they're saying fake cat with hole open ketchup.

我猜是因為那是番茄醬，而他們說的是假貓，洞開的番茄醬。

Yeah, it's just...

是啊，只是...

This is not the gore, guys.

這不是血腥，夥計們。

This is AI cat with ketchup.

這是一隻吃番茄醬的 AI 貓。

Completely real.

完全真實

Oh, this video is not intended for kids.

哦，這個視頻不是給孩子們看的。

My booty cheeks.

我的屁股

But here, let's check newest comments, just to see if kids are watching this.

但在這裡，讓我們來看看最新的評論，看看孩子們是否在看這個。

This port traumatized Junior even more.

這個港口給小詹姆斯造成了更大的創傷。

I'm 11.

我11歲了

By your spelling, I don't doubt.

從你的拼寫來看，我並不懷疑。

But I've seen way worse than that.

但我見過比這更糟的。

Not good.

不好。

Not a flex.

不是彎曲。

I'm 13, and somehow I like these videos.

我才 13 歲，不知怎麼就喜歡上了這些視頻。

Roblox gameplay.

Roblox 遊戲。

Are you wildin'?

你瘋了嗎？

He followed your lead, dumbass.

他是跟著你的思路走的，蠢貨。

You were saying bungee jump bungee game so fun, and then he wanted to do it.

你剛說蹦極遊戲很好玩，他就想玩了。

All your fault, Lisa.

都是你的錯 Lisa

Survive this guilty stupid war.

在這場愚蠢的戰爭中倖存下來

No way, I'm trash-talking some cat.

不可能，我是在說貓的壞話。

But there has to be more shitty AI videos out there.

但肯定還有更多低劣的人工智能視頻。

Because after this- Of course there are.

因為在這之後 當然會有

Four months ago, 5.7 million views.

四個月前，瀏覽量為 570 萬次。

I guess this is the biggest channel.

我想這是最大的管道。

I wouldn't be surprised if they're all owned by the same person.

如果它們都歸同一個人所有，我也不會感到驚訝。

Meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow- Also, you fucker.

喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵喵

If you copyright this video- I'm talking to you if the creator of this dog shit is watching.

如果你對這段視頻擁有版權--如果這段狗屎視頻的創作者在看，我就跟你說話。

If you copyright this video, you're not only a scum for that, but we have personal beef.

如果你對這段視頻進行了版權保護，你不僅是個敗類，而且我們之間還有私人恩怨。

These videos don't make any money either way.

這些視頻無論如何都賺不到錢。

She's so funny, but she's cute.

她很有趣，但也很可愛。

I loved it, it's so cute.

我很喜歡，太可愛了。

Cat, sweet.

可愛的貓咪

I love this cat eye over.

我喜歡這隻貓眼。

These I love you, te amo.

這些是我愛你，te amo。

Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, que linda.

心，心，心，心，心，闕琳達。

Me too, love your cat.

我也是，喜歡你的貓。

These are all children.

這些都是孩子。

So you know what you're doing, you scum.

所以你知道你在做什麼，你這個人渣。

Okay, I don't actually care that much, like, kids are stupid.

好吧，其實我沒那麼在意，孩子們都很蠢。

But like, this is, this is, this is, this is the meta.

但就像，這就是，這就是，這就是，這就是元。

This is the new YouTube meta.

這是新的 YouTube 元。

Watch this video be called Pregnant kitty had an accident with like, my guts like spilling out of me.

請觀看這段視頻："懷孕的小貓咪發生了意外，我的腸子都要溢出來了。

Will that work?

這樣行嗎？

Also, am I too dark?

另外，我是不是太黑了？

Normally, I'm even darker now.

平時，我現在更黑了。

No shit.

不是吧

I think that's better.

我覺得這樣更好。

Am I too bright now?

我現在是不是太聰明瞭？

I'm too bright.

我太聰明瞭。

I want this to be dramatic.

我想讓這一切充滿戲劇性。

All right, now we're back to dramatic.

好了，現在我們又回到了戲劇性的時刻。

Popular 7.2 millivanillion. 5.9 millivanillion.

受歡迎的 7.2 百萬5.9 百萬

But what started this, because all we know is like all of those like AI algorithms, they're all like trying to progressively get better, you know, trying to like sprinkle in videos and then analyze them to see what part does best so they can extrapolate from there.

但這一切的起因是什麼呢？因為我們所知道的是，所有這些人工智能算法，都在試圖逐漸變得更好，你知道的，試圖像撒視頻一樣，然後分析它們，看看哪個部分做得最好，這樣他們就可以從那裡推斷。

Like, so here, all of like, it's sort of like, like, probably like a mild gore.

就像，所以在這裡，所有的像，它的排序像，像，可能像一個溫和的血腥。

And then the gorier it got, and the more bizarre it got, the more the algorithm just started like, busting out those gore videos.

然後，越是血腥，越是離奇，算法就越開始像，爆出那些血腥視頻。

So let's see where they start.

讓我們看看他們從哪裡開始。

Yep.

是的。

It took them three videos.

他們花了三段視頻。

It took AI three videos to find out the meta.

人工智能花了三段視頻才找到元數據。

Look, three videos.

看，三段視頻。

Pregnant car.

懷孕的汽車

Pregnant cat. 300k views.

懷孕的貓咪300k 次觀看。

The AI is like, money signs.

人工智能就像是金錢的象徵。

Ching ching.

程程。

And next, just from there, it just spams this.

接下來，它就從那裡開始發送垃圾郵件。

Like, is that the meta on YouTube?

比如，這是 YouTube 上的元數據嗎？

Pregnant cat dying thumbnails.

懷孕的貓奄奄一息的縮略圖。

I might start doing that.

我可能會開始這麼做。

I feel like I fucked up the lighting now.

我現在覺得我把燈光弄壞了。

That has me bothered.

這讓我很煩惱。

Either way, this video is one of the two kinds of videos I make.

無論如何，這段視頻是我製作的兩種視頻之一。

I make good videos like this one.

我做的視頻就像這個一樣好。

Link up here.

在此鏈接

And mediocre ones like this one.

還有像這樣的平庸之作。

Well, I just yap in order to feed the YouTube algorithm.

好吧，我只是為了滿足YouTube算法的需要而嘮叨。

YouTuber.

YouTuber.

Poor cat vomits due to food poisoning.

可憐的貓咪因食物中毒而嘔吐。

Hashtag cat.

標籤貓

Hashtag AI images.

Hashtag AI 影像。

Hashtag kitten.

標籤小貓

Let's take a look.

讓我們一起來看看。

Oh, but this is the different meta.

哦，但這是不同的元。

They have different meta here.

他們在這裡有不同的元。

Look, short videos.

看，短視頻。

The other one, prioritizing watch time.

另一個是優先安排觀看時間。

So I know, I know that Mafaka is making bank of those mid-rolls.

所以我知道，我知道馬法卡正在利用這些中卷賺錢。

And this is where the sound effects, where's the story?

音效在這裡，故事在哪裡？

We have Shikan.

我們有 Shikan。

But how about we just searching deeper into the mainframe.

不過，我們還是深入主機進行搜索吧。

AI dog videos.

人工智能狗視頻

No?

不是嗎？

Really?

真的嗎？

Maybe cats really are the meta?

也許貓真的是元老？

Oh, never mind.

哦，沒關係。

We have sad of sad story of cute dog AI.

我們有可愛狗狗人工智能的悲傷故事。

Oh, so he got fired and he just started eating those cigarettes.

哦，所以他被解僱了，就開始吃那些香菸。

Just cut open his belly, committed seppuku, harakiri and just started stuffing all of that cigarette smoke into his stomach in order to like maximize the smoke, you know?

剖開肚子，切腹自殺，然後把所有的煙都塞進肚子裡，以便最大限度地吸收煙霧，你知道嗎？

Hmm, Daroli though.

不過，達羅利

Hmm.

嗯

And he gets depressed and completely just geeked out.

他變得鬱鬱寡歡，完全就是個怪胎。

Oh, talking Ben goes bad.

哦，說著說著本就變壞了。

Oh, and he goes to...

哦，他去...

Jeez, that's a huge head.

天哪，這頭可真大。

Oh, and he has a red dot in his lungs.

哦，他的肺部有一個紅點。

There's a sniper on the roof.

屋頂上有個狙擊手

That's not his lungs, that's his stomach.

那不是他的肺，那是他的胃。

And he died.

然後他就死了。

Never mind, he's alive.

沒關係，他還活著。

I lied.

我撒謊了。

Okay, maybe good endings are the meta.

好吧，也許好結局才是最重要的。

So in the end, nothing bad happened.

所以，最後什麼壞事也沒發生。

Who cares?

誰在乎呢？

All right, going in deeper into the mainframe.

好，深入主機。

AI videos.

人工智能視頻。

Let's see the meta.

讓我們看看元數據。

Hollywood is so over the insane progress of AI videos. 700k views.

好萊塢對人工智能視頻的瘋狂進展感到非常失望。70 萬次觀看

I'm going to play you a few clips.

我給你放幾個片段。

Never, never mind.

沒關係，沒關係。

Half of them are real.

其中一半是真的。

That's a real, that's a, that's a real person.

那是一個真實的人，那是一個真實的人。

I lied.

我撒謊了。

Whoopsies.

嗚嗚嗚

What the fuck?

搞什麼鬼？

AI brings MrBeast's thumbnail to life.

人工智能讓野獸先生的縮略圖栩栩如生。

What the fuck, AI?

搞什麼，人工智能？

Let's see who's watching this, huh?

看看誰在看這個，嗯？

What app is this?

這是什麼應用程序？

All right, you know what?

好吧，你知道嗎？

This, this, this guy is promoting the kids to be entrepreneurs and open, open their own AI videos.

這個，這個，這個傢伙正在推動孩子們成為企業家，開設自己的人工智能視頻。

So you know what?

你知道嗎？

Let me be stupid and open their link and let's check out what their videos are about.

讓我傻乎乎地打開他們的鏈接，看看他們的視頻都講了些什麼。

So starting that year, they began activating their genetic mutat- Okay, Garens, the current formula for successful AI videos are dead cats.

所以從那年開始，他們開始激活基因突變-- 好吧，蓋倫斯，目前人工智能視頻成功的公式是死貓。

So far, you're worth 30 seconds in, 20 seconds in, and there are no dead cats.

到目前為止，你值得30秒，20秒，沒有死貓。

Do you want to succeed in this market or what?

你想在這個市場取得成功嗎？

Six views?

六種觀點？

Six days ago?

六天前？

Pump those numbers up, buddy.

把數字調高，夥計

We gotta get at least 12 videos a day.

我們每天至少要拍 12 個視頻。

Maybe Troom Troom and Johnny Johnny is a paw was better in the end.

也許《Troom Troom》和《Johnny Johnny is a paw》最終會更好。

The grass ain't greener on the other side, folks.

朋友們，另一邊的草並不更綠。

The future sucks and we're all gonna die.

未來很糟糕，我們都會死。

Either way, I'll see you in the next one.

無論如何，我們下一屆再見。

I love you.

我愛你

Bye.

再見。

Holy fuck, that all rhymed.

我操，這都押韻了。