It's essentially AI-generated fake animal gore, so if you're sensitive to that stuff, just...

Now's your warning.

Click off.

Good morning!

Or good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

Today we are gonna be checking out what the kids are watching.

Oof, had to crack my knuckles for this one.

But essentially, you remember like, back in the day we all made videos?

Or not we, because I didn't make videos then.

But people used to make videos about like, Troom Troom and...

Shark?

What was that shark?

Skippity Shark?

Baby Shark.

Baby Shark.

But nowadays, the metaphor for entertaining young kids is...

This is your final warning before the blur goes off.

Kitty cats with holes in them.

Gore.

And this is obviously aimed at children, and that's why I'm so surprised that YouTube isn't just taking this down immediately.

Because it's not like they're a small channel.

They're a bigger channel than me.

They're a lot bigger than me.

They started posting about two months ago, and they're already at...

How many views?

7 million total views. 1.6 million views here on this video. 1.4. 500k. 2.7k views per hour.

The kids are...

Eating.

Eating this up, I tell you.

So, let's take a looky, and see what your children are consuming nowadays.

And from the thumbnails, I cannot say it'll be good.

Whoever's editing this, because I guarantee you a real human is, in your editing software, select all of the audio, and then click...

Normalize, I beg of you.

But now, back to the lore.

Brave cat.

Well, nevermind, stupid cat.

This looks like such a fake YouTube reaction.

I swear to god, what?

If we're looking away, what we're currently seeing is a cat that got a JFK'd.

AKA has a huge hole in his dome.

A third eye.

Eye of Ra, if you will.

And I don't even know how they're circumventing all of those AI guidelines.

I'm guessing it's because it's ketchup, and they're saying fake cat with hole open ketchup.

Yeah, it's just...

This is not the gore, guys.

This is AI cat with ketchup.

Completely real.

Oh, this video is not intended for kids.

My booty cheeks.

But here, let's check newest comments, just to see if kids are watching this.

This port traumatized Junior even more.

I'm 11.

By your spelling, I don't doubt.

But I've seen way worse than that.

Not good.

Not a flex.

I'm 13, and somehow I like these videos.

Roblox gameplay.

Are you wildin'?

He followed your lead, dumbass.

You were saying bungee jump bungee game so fun, and then he wanted to do it.

All your fault, Lisa.

Survive this guilty stupid war.

No way, I'm trash-talking some cat.

But there has to be more shitty AI videos out there.

Because after this- Of course there are.

Four months ago, 5.7 million views.

I guess this is the biggest channel.

I wouldn't be surprised if they're all owned by the same person.

Meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow meow, meow meow- Also, you fucker.

If you copyright this video- I'm talking to you if the creator of this dog shit is watching.

If you copyright this video, you're not only a scum for that, but we have personal beef.

These videos don't make any money either way.

She's so funny, but she's cute.

I loved it, it's so cute.

Cat, sweet.

I love this cat eye over.

These I love you, te amo.

Heart, heart, heart, heart, heart, que linda.

Me too, love your cat.

These are all children.

So you know what you're doing, you scum.

Okay, I don't actually care that much, like, kids are stupid.

But like, this is, this is, this is, this is the meta.

This is the new YouTube meta.

Watch this video be called Pregnant kitty had an accident with like, my guts like spilling out of me.

Will that work?

Also, am I too dark?

Normally, I'm even darker now.

No shit.

I think that's better.

Am I too bright now?

I'm too bright.

I want this to be dramatic.

All right, now we're back to dramatic.

Popular 7.2 millivanillion. 5.9 millivanillion.

But what started this, because all we know is like all of those like AI algorithms, they're all like trying to progressively get better, you know, trying to like sprinkle in videos and then analyze them to see what part does best so they can extrapolate from there.

Like, so here, all of like, it's sort of like, like, probably like a mild gore.

And then the gorier it got, and the more bizarre it got, the more the algorithm just started like, busting out those gore videos.

So let's see where they start.

Yep.

It took them three videos.

It took AI three videos to find out the meta.

Look, three videos.

Pregnant car.

Pregnant cat. 300k views.

The AI is like, money signs.

Ching ching.

And next, just from there, it just spams this.

Like, is that the meta on YouTube?

Pregnant cat dying thumbnails.

I might start doing that.

I feel like I fucked up the lighting now.

That has me bothered.

Either way, this video is one of the two kinds of videos I make.

I make good videos like this one.

Link up here.

And mediocre ones like this one.

Well, I just yap in order to feed the YouTube algorithm.

YouTuber.

Poor cat vomits due to food poisoning.

Hashtag cat.

Hashtag AI images.

Hashtag kitten.

Let's take a look.

Oh, but this is the different meta.

They have different meta here.

Look, short videos.

The other one, prioritizing watch time.

So I know, I know that Mafaka is making bank of those mid-rolls.

And this is where the sound effects, where's the story?

We have Shikan.

But how about we just searching deeper into the mainframe.

AI dog videos.

No?

Really?

Maybe cats really are the meta?

Oh, never mind.

We have sad of sad story of cute dog AI.

Oh, so he got fired and he just started eating those cigarettes.

Just cut open his belly, committed seppuku, harakiri and just started stuffing all of that cigarette smoke into his stomach in order to like maximize the smoke, you know?

Hmm, Daroli though.

Hmm.

And he gets depressed and completely just geeked out.

Oh, talking Ben goes bad.

Oh, and he goes to...

Jeez, that's a huge head.

Oh, and he has a red dot in his lungs.

There's a sniper on the roof.

That's not his lungs, that's his stomach.

And he died.

Never mind, he's alive.

I lied.

Okay, maybe good endings are the meta.

So in the end, nothing bad happened.

Who cares?

All right, going in deeper into the mainframe.

AI videos.

Let's see the meta.

Hollywood is so over the insane progress of AI videos. 700k views.

I'm going to play you a few clips.

Never, never mind.

Half of them are real.

That's a real, that's a, that's a real person.

I lied.

Whoopsies.

What the fuck?

AI brings MrBeast's thumbnail to life.

What the fuck, AI?

Let's see who's watching this, huh?

What app is this?

All right, you know what?

This, this, this guy is promoting the kids to be entrepreneurs and open, open their own AI videos.

So you know what?

Let me be stupid and open their link and let's check out what their videos are about.

So starting that year, they began activating their genetic mutat- Okay, Garens, the current formula for successful AI videos are dead cats.

So far, you're worth 30 seconds in, 20 seconds in, and there are no dead cats.

Do you want to succeed in this market or what?

Six views?

Six days ago?

Pump those numbers up, buddy.

We gotta get at least 12 videos a day.

Maybe Troom Troom and Johnny Johnny is a paw was better in the end.

The grass ain't greener on the other side, folks.

The future sucks and we're all gonna die.

Either way, I'll see you in the next one.

I love you.

Bye.

Holy fuck, that all rhymed.