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So me and Hoopy are playing Shock by 2, but we're going to be building custom boats.
所以我和胡比要玩 "震撼二人組",但我們要造的是定製船。
And then testing them out to see which one will be the best.
然後對它們進行測試,看看哪一個最好。
Just like Build-A-Boat, I'm going to be building the biggest and best boat.
就像 Build-A-Boat 一樣,我要建造最大最好的船。
And we're going to be starting off with this.
我們將從這裡開始。
I'm broke.
我破產了
All right.
好的
First, we need to buy some teeth.
首先,我們需要買一些牙齒。
So let me just do this real quick.
所以,讓我來做這個真正的快速。
This should cover all the costs.
這應該包括所有費用。
Boats cost teeth.
船要花錢。
Oh, so if I want the big juicer boat.
哦,如果我想要大榨汁機船的話。
Going to save that one for a little later on, but we're going to start off with this one.
這個問題稍後再討論,但我們先從這個問題開始。
I think this one's going to be pretty fast.
我想這一次會非常快。
This one might be the one.
這個可能就是了。
Hold up.
等一下
All right.
好吧
We need to pick a turret for it.
我們需要為它選一個炮塔。
Okay, what can it fit?
好吧,它能裝下什麼?
Small turret.
小型炮塔。
All right.
好吧
Yeah, this looks good to me.
是的,我覺得不錯。
My little flowers!
我的小花
Sprinkle boat!
灑水船!
Yeah, 2,000 teeth for a sprinkle boat.
是啊,兩千顆牙齒換一艘灑水船。
You are mad!
你瘋了
All right, we fit a turret.
好了,我們安裝了一個炮塔。
Let's paint this bad boy.
讓我們給這個壞小子上色吧
What color are we going to go for?
我們要選什麼顏色?
We need something that stands out well, you know, where the sharks actually going to come and attack us.
我們需要的是能讓人眼前一亮的東西,你知道,在那裡鯊魚才會真正來攻擊我們。
Oh my God, this is so cute.
天啊,這太可愛了
Oh, oh my God, a hot tub!
哦,哦,我的上帝,一個熱水浴缸!
I'm literally having a party boat.
我真的在船上開派對。
I can put it on the roof.
我可以把它放在屋頂上。
I can put it on the roof.
我可以把它放在屋頂上。
Oh, yes, this is it.
哦,是的,就是這裡。
Oh, I found your seat.
哦,我找到你的座位了
I found exactly where you're going.
我找到了你要去的地方。
Hold up a minute.
等一下
Really?
真的嗎?
You got my own seat on there?
你有我自己的座位嗎?
Oh, yeah, you got your own seat.
哦,對了,你有自己的座位。
Aw, that's so nice.
噢,你真好。
Oh my God, that was so expensive.
我的天,太貴了
I didn't realize.
我沒有意識到。
How much did you just spend?
你剛才花了多少錢?
I don't know.
我不知道。
A lot, maybe?
也許很多?
Why does it say I have no turrets now?
為什麼現在顯示我沒有炮塔?
What's going on?
怎麼了?
Am I too broke?
我是不是太窮了?
Scamber machine!
Scamber machine!
Yo, we got to have one of those right exactly in front of us.
喲,我們眼前就有一個。
Oh, this is great.
太棒了
You can add, oh yeah, you could be using this as well.
你可以補充說,哦,對了,你也可以用這個。
Why does it not let me have a turret?
為什麼不讓我擁有炮塔?
Brother, it's scamming me.
兄弟,它在騙我。
Oh, I'm dumb.
哦,我真笨。
All right, I'm ready to go.
好吧,我準備好了。
I think I've got my first boat.
我想我已經有了我的第一艘船。
I'm ready.
我準備好了
I'm ready too.
我也準備好了
All right, this one is the Flinger 9000.
好了,這個是弗林格9000。
Are you ready to come test it out with me or what?
你準備好和我一起測試了嗎?
Are we using your boat first?
我們先用你的船嗎?
Look at my flippers though.
看看我的腳蹼
Like, look at them.
比如,看看他們。
Now we're in the lobby waiting.
現在我們在大廳裡等著。
We may as well start spending some money.
我們不妨開始花點錢。
Hold on, where the case is at?
等等,箱子在哪裡?
Oh my God, please, no.
我的天,求你了,不要
You know, let's see what we get today then.
那就看看我們今天能得到什麼吧。
It's not going to go this time.
這次不會了。
Mid, mid, mid, mid.
中、中、中、中
We have another minute of gambling.
我們還有一分鐘的賭博時間。
All right, all right.
好吧,好吧
I've got another minute of watching you go.
我還有一分鐘時間看你走。
Oh, purple shark.
哦,紫鯊魚
Yo, can I have that please?
喲,能把那個給我嗎?
That was nice.
真不錯
Can I have that one too?
能把那個也給我嗎?
Look at what I got.
看看我得到了什麼?
See, why would you want to buy any of these boats when you could just build your own?
你看,既然可以自己造船,為什麼還要買這些船呢?
All right, we're going to be testing my boat out first and then we'll test out your boat.
好吧,我們先測試我的船,然後再測試你的船。
All right, come on.
好吧,來吧。
Gold, gold, gold.
金子,金子,金子
Oh.
哦。
That is a cheeser.
這是一個奶酪器。
Cheese.
奶酪
Oh, he's so cute.
哦,他真可愛。
Look at him.
看看他
It's going to be you.
會是你
It's going to be you.
會是你
It's going to be you.
會是你
Oh, just missed you.
哦,剛想你。
We're going to be testing out the Flinger 9000 first.
我們將首先測試 Flinger 9000。
What is that thing?
那是什麼東西?
Oh, don't worry.
哦,別擔心。
You know exactly where you're going, don't you?
你很清楚自己要去哪裡,不是嗎?
Double slide.
雙滑梯
I'm going right on this area.
我要從這裡右轉。
I was like, wait, wait, wait.
我當時想,等等,等等,等等。
Look who's back there.
看看誰在後面
It's bait.
這是誘餌。
What do you mean it's bait?
什麼叫誘餌?
You put me on a toilet.
你把我放在馬桶上
Exactly where you belong.
這正是你的歸屬。
There you go.
這就對了。
Fling you around.
把你甩來甩去
We'll get the shark chasing us in no time.
我們很快就會被鯊魚追上的。
There we go.
好了
This is the Flinger.
這就是 Flinger。
Oh, and the Flyer.
哦,還有摩天輪。
Here we go.
開始了
Oh, yeah.
哦,是的
This is what I'm talking about.
這就是我要說的。
Sharks not catching us anytime soon.
鯊魚很快就會追上我們。
Wait, the slides are kind of like wings.
等等,滑梯有點像翅膀。
We're taking off.
我們要起飛了
It's got physics.
它有物理原理。
Oh my gosh.
我的天啊
Your heart is going to be to aim with this.
你的心要瞄準這個目標。
Yeah, you better start shooting this thing.
是啊,你最好開始拍攝這個東西。
Come on.
來吧
I'm swinging you side to side.
我把你搖來搖去。
I think it fits its name quite well.
我認為它非常符合它的名字。
If you ask me.
要我說
Oh, I hear it.
哦,我聽到了。
Oh, no.
哦,不
I don't know where it is.
我不知道它在哪裡。
Where is he?
他在哪裡?
Where is he?
他在哪裡?
It's all right.
沒事的
We're fast enough to get away.
我們跑得夠快了
Does anyone want to hop on the slides?
有人想跳上滑梯嗎?
Anyone at all?
有沒有人?
Hop on.
跳上來
Yeah, hop on.
對,跳上來
Yeah, get on the slide.
對,上滑梯
Where's the shark at?
鯊魚在哪裡?
Oh, we need to help these guys.
哦,我們需要幫助這些人。
Look, they need help.
聽著,他們需要幫助。
Get on, guys.
上吧,夥計們
Yo, who is hopping on the slide?
喲,誰在跳滑梯?
Why is the entire lobby getting on my boat?
為什麼整個大廳的人都上了我的船?
I don't think we have enough space for this.
我認為我們沒有足夠的空間。
Oh, look at her.
哦,看看她。
She's hiding underneath the slide.
她躲在滑梯下面。
All right.
好吧
Shark!
鯊魚
Oh, no.
哦,不
Shark!
鯊魚
It's all right.
沒事的
We can fly.
我們能飛
Stop dipping me in the water under.
別再把我浸在水裡了。
Oh my gosh.
我的天啊
It's right there.
就在那裡。
It's underneath us.
它就在我們腳下。
It's underneath us.
它就在我們腳下。
Look, its head is sticking.
看,它的頭粘住了。
Shoot him.
開槍
I've been shooting him.
我一直在拍他
Uh-oh, we got to go.
我們得走了
Have you built your boat then, have you?
那你的船造好了嗎?
Yeah.
是啊
We're going to see my boat in this.
我們將在這裡看到我的船。
Boom!
Boom!
That was too easy, honestly.
老實說,這太容易了。
All right, so your boat actually ended up being not bad, because we won.
好吧,你的船其實還不錯,因為我們贏了。
All right, have you built yours?
好了,你造好了嗎?
What the freak is this music?
這是什麼鬼音樂?
All right, is this your boat right here?
好吧,這是你的船嗎?
What is that?
那是什麼?
What's the name of the boat?
船叫什麼名字?
Sloth 2?
懶惰 2?
Come on, now you don't have a name?
拜託,你現在連個名字都沒有?
Holy Chad!
神聖的查德
Holy Chad!
神聖的查德
All right, I'm just going to throw this bait in your boat.
好吧,我就把這個魚餌扔到你的船上。
There we go.
好了
You come up here on the slide.
你到幻燈片上來。
Oh, yeah, we're safe up here.
哦,是的,我們在這裡很安全。
Look at this.
看看這個。
Oh, nice relaxing.
哦,很好的放鬆。
Let me just throw some more bait real quick.
讓我再快速拋出一些誘餌。
Oh, look at all that food right in your boat.
哦,看看那些食物,就在你的船上。
Who put that there?
誰放的?
What the heck is that?
這到底是什麼?
Tentacles?
觸手?
What the heck?
搞什麼鬼?
Where did those tentacles come from?
這些觸手是從哪裡來的?
I'm just going to place a mine on your boat real quick.
我只是想在你的船上放個雷,很快就好。
Don't worry about it.
別擔心。
All right, sounds good to me, honestly.
好吧,老實說,聽起來不錯。
Throw some more bait.
再扔一些魚餌
Oh, wait, this is nice.
哦,等等,這個不錯。
So are you going to start driving or not?
你到底要不要開車?
This is nice.
這個不錯。
We're kind of like on vacation right now.
我們現在有點像在度假。
I'm relaxing.
我在放鬆。
I'm on vacation right now.
我現在正在度假。
Yo, you're tipping the boat.
喲,你把船弄翻了。
What?
什麼?
Oh, see, my boat works better than yours.
哦,原來如此,我的船比你的好用。
Even better.
甚至更好。
No, like they didn't even do anything.
不,好像他們什麼都沒做。
Oh, I have a freaking idea.
哦,我有個好主意
It's going to require me to spend a little bit more to cover the costs.
這就需要我多花一點錢來支付費用。
But let's just say my boat is going to have room for the entire server.
但我得說,我的船將有足夠的空間容納整個服務器。
Now, I got to say, my boat is definitely going to go.
現在,我得說,我的船肯定要走了。
It's just going to be better.
只會更好。
It just is.
就是這樣。
Yeah, surely.
是的,當然。
Is your boat going to occupy the entire server?
您的船會佔據整個服務器嗎?
I don't think so.
我不這麼認為。
What do you mean is it going to occupy the entire server?
什麼叫會佔用整個服務器?
The entire server is going to be safe on my boat, let me tell you.
讓我告訴你,整個服務器在我的船上都會很安全。
I'm done.
我不玩了
That was easy enough.
這很簡單。
These flippers make me walk way slower.
這些腳蹼讓我走得更慢了。
Wow, so you're just going to say everyone join my boat?
哇,你是想說大家都加入我的船嗎?
Hey, if you don't want to join my boat, that's completely fine.
嘿,如果你不想加入我的船,完全沒問題。
You'll just lose out.
你只會吃虧。
It is what it is.
它就是它。
Okay, fine.
好吧
I'll go last then, I'll go last then.
那我最後一個走,我最後一個走。
They're going to have a great time, let me tell you.
讓我告訴你,他們會玩得很開心的。
Yeah, unless you're the shark.
是啊,除非你是鯊魚。
I hope you're the shark.
我希望你是鯊魚
Oh my god, it's always one off.
哦,天哪,總是一發不可收拾。
All right, let me invite the entire server real quick.
好吧,讓我快速邀請整個服務器。
We have plenty of seats for everyone to join.
我們有足夠的座位供大家參加。
Come on, guys.
來吧,夥計們。
That looks tiny, Liam.
看起來好小啊 連姆
That does not look like there's enough spots.
看起來點位不夠。
Okay, everybody.
好了,各位
Oh, it's, you know, the way everyone is just on one side.
哦,是這樣的,你知道,每個人都只站在一邊。
Okay, this is going to be an interesting ride.
好吧,這將是一次有趣的旅程。
Let me tell you.
讓我告訴你
Yo, can we balance the weight a little bit?
喲,我們能平衡一下重量嗎?
You know, you maybe go on the other side.
你知道,你可能會去另一邊。
Guys, you know, you're all kind of on one side.
夥計們,你們都站在一邊。
What is this?
這是什麼?
You didn't have enough people joining you on the boat.
你沒有足夠的人和你一起上船。
We're just going to be lopsided then, I guess.
我想,我們會一邊倒的。
Let me play some slots while we drive.
讓我邊開車邊玩老虎機吧
Hold on.
等一下
Oh, yeah.
哦,是的
I just can't quite get an angle of it.
我只是找不到角度。
Hold on.
等一下
I'm trying to spin.
我在試著旋轉。
Hold on.
等一下
I'm trying to play some spinner.
我正試著彈奏一些旋律。
Are we winning yet or what?
我們贏了嗎?
Because I can't quite see what's going on.
因為我看不清楚發生了什麼。
Hey, I think they're having a great time.
嘿,我覺得他們玩得很開心。
Look at them all.
看看他們。
Look at these backflips.
看看這些後空翻。
I mean, this is something.
我的意思是,這是件大事。
This is something.
這是一件大事。
Hey, watch where you're going.
嘿,看路
I see it.
我看到了
Let's go.
我們走吧
Let's go.
我們走吧
Let's go.
我們走吧
Come on.
來吧
We got the whole squad.
我們得到了整個團隊。
Get him!
抓住他
Come on, guys.
來吧,夥計們。
Start shooting.
開始拍攝。
Stop dipping me in the water.
別把我浸在水裡
Well, he's going to eat you guys first.
他會先吃掉你們的
That's for sure.
這是肯定的。
Yo, move!
Yo, move!
Drive! So would you say your boat's better or what?
駕駛! 你覺得你的船更好還是怎樣?
You stop dipping me in the water.
你別再把我浸在水裡了。
I'm going to lose oxygen.
我會失去氧氣
No, let's go save that player.
不,我們去救那個球員。
There you go.
這就對了。
We have plenty of seats.
我們有很多座位。
Jump on!
跳轉!
No, you're not meant to be there.
不,你不應該去那裡。
You're meant to be on the toilets.
你應該去廁所。
I don't think he wants to use the toilet right now.
我覺得他現在不想上廁所。
Well, let's just force somebody by spinning the boat around a little bit then.
好吧,那我們就把船轉一圈,逼出一個人來。
Come on, guys.
來吧,夥計們。
Let's get on the toilets.
我們去廁所吧
There we go.
好了
Oh my!
我的天啊
What is that turret?
那個炮塔是什麼?
It is very advised to be able to take a seat.
非常建議能夠對號入座。
Yo, is that like the best turret in the game?
這就是遊戲中最好的炮塔嗎?
What was that?
那是什麼?
It's like a laser.
就像脈衝光一樣。
Uh-oh.
啊哦
I think I'm safe.
我想我安全了
Oh, I'm chilling.
哦,我很冷。
I'm still driving.
我還在開車
Hold on.
等一下
Hey, I found the boat.
嘿,我找到船了
Oh, we won.
我們贏了
We won.
我們贏了
Would you say your boat's better or what?
你覺得你的船更好嗎?
Yeah, I think mine's better.
是啊,我覺得我的更好。
I'm not gonna lie.
我不會撒謊。
I don't know if you can classify as a boat.
我不知道你是否能把它歸類為船。
Have you actually got a name for your boat this time or not?
你這次到底有沒有為你的船取名字?
What is that?
那是什麼?
Is that a submarine underneath a boat?
船下面是潛水艇嗎?
I don't even know how you managed to do that.
我都不知道你是怎麼做到的。
They can get into it.
他們可以融入其中。
I mean, there's a couch in there.
我的意思是,那裡有一張沙發。
Wait, is there enough seats or what?
等等,座位夠嗎?
I mean, I hope so because there's a lot of people joining right now.
我是說,我希望如此,因為現在有很多人要加入。
Oh my!
我的天啊
Oh, there's seats underneath.
哦,下面還有座位。
Okay.
好的
Right then.
那就對了。
They fell out.
它們掉出來了。
We got a little tentacle coming out of the top.
頂端有一個小觸角伸出來。
You have a toilet in here?
這裡有廁所嗎?
Yeah, it's for you.
是啊,這是給你的。
Yo, can you stay still?
喲,你能別動嗎?
I'm trying to go up the ladder.
我正在努力往上爬。
I can't move.
我動不了了
Let me go check it out.
我去看看
Go ahead.
說吧
Uh-oh.
啊哦
This is the outside.
這是外面。
You get back in.
你回去吧
All right, let's go.
好了,我們走吧
That's pretty quick, actually.
事實上,這還挺快的。
I'm not gonna lie.
我不會撒謊。
I kind of like this.
我有點喜歡這樣。
You didn't add much decoration inside, did you?
你在裡面沒加什麼裝飾吧?
There's no TV.
沒有電視。
There's no entertainment.
沒有娛樂
There's no nothing.
什麼都沒有。
There's a fish light thing.
有個魚燈的東西。
That was pretty cool.
太酷了
No slot machine in here.
這裡沒有老虎機。
Like, this is boring.
比如,這很無聊。
Get me out of here.
帶我離開這裡
I'm about to go on my tail, honestly.
老實說,我都快跟不上了。
Get me out of this boat.
讓我離開這艘船
Don't leave!
別走
Don't leave!
別走
We have to find the shark!
我們必須找到鯊魚
Yeah, have fun with that.
是啊,玩得開心點。
Oh, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone, it's gone.
哦,沒了,沒了,沒了,沒了。
Wait, this actually might be the best boat in the game.
等等,這可能是遊戲中最好的船。
I think I'm safer on this, though.
不過,我覺得這樣更安全。
This is the best boat in the game!
這是遊戲中最好的船!
There's someone stranded.
有人被困了
I'm coming!
我來了
Save him with what?
用什麼救他?
You have a turtle!
你有一隻烏龜!
Yo, yo, yo, I'm coming to get you.
喲,喲,喲,我來抓你了。
I'm coming to get you.
我來接你了
Me or someone else?
我還是其他人?
You.
你
Come on, get on.
來吧
Oh, there you are.
哦,你在這兒。
Can't miss it, can you?
不能錯過,不是嗎?
Oh, look, I've got a flag.
哦,看,我有一面旗子。
I've got a flag.
我有一面旗子
Yeah, for noobs like you.
是啊,對你這樣的新手來說。
What the heck?
搞什麼鬼?
It's the noob boat.
這是一艘新手船。
Not the noob boat.
不是新手船
Yo, save this guy.
喲,救救這傢伙。
What are you doing?
你在幹什麼?
Save him with what?
用什麼救他?
Your submarine!
你的潛艇
Got enough seats, haven't you?
座位夠了吧?
All right, get on, bro.
好了,上吧,兄弟
Come on, blocks, roots.
來吧,塊,根。
Come on, man.
來吧,夥計。
We got a couch in here.
這裡有張沙發
You can sit in the couch.
你可以坐在沙發上。
Okay?
好嗎?
He does not want to come in.
他不想進來。
Yo, you could have had some seats on top or something, you know?
喲,你可以在上面放些座位什麼的,你知道嗎?
Well, I didn't know we'd be above water!
我不知道我們會在水面上
This is a submarine!
這是一艘潛艇!
Well, let's go down then.
那我們下去吧
Come on.
來吧
See, you kind of need to get in it.
你看,你需要融入其中。
I'm gonna find the shark myself.
我要自己去找鯊魚
You're taking too long, honestly.
說實話,你花的時間太長了。
You're taking too long, actually.
實際上,你花的時間太長了。
Your boat has no entertainment anyways.
反正你的船也沒有娛樂設施。
He suddenly decided mine has a slot machine.
他突然決定,我的房子裡有一臺老虎機。
We need to locate the shark.
我們得找到鯊魚
So I'm gonna throw some bait and place it on mine.
所以我要扔一些魚餌,放在我的魚鉤上。
All right, we're gonna build a new boat.
好吧,我們要造一艘新船。
I think I won that round, too, because with your boat, I got smacked off the toilet.
我想這一回合我也贏了,因為有了你的船,我被打下了馬桶。
Ooh, pirate ship.
哦,海盜船
Okay.
好的
See what we got going on over here then.
看看我們這裡都發生了什麼?
I'm doing pirate ship.
我要做海盜船。
I don't care what you say.
我不在乎你說什麼。
I'm doing pirate ship.
我要做海盜船。
Do not have enough shark teeth for this.
沒有足夠的鯊魚牙來做這個。
So I guess, hold on.
所以我想,等等。
Just cover the expenses once again.
再支付一次費用就可以了。
I don't know why this keeps popping up, but it just does.
我不知道為什麼老是出現這種情況,但就是會出現。
Let me get rid of that.
讓我把它扔掉。
I might have to do a cheese pirate ship.
我可能要做一艘奶酪海盜船。
I'm not gonna count.
我不會數的。
And this time, I won't make the mistake of not having enough seats.
這一次,我不會再犯座位不夠的錯誤了。
I'm gonna have all the seats. I have a lot of space to work with here.
所有的座位都給我 我有很多空間可以利用
I'm gonna set something up here.
我要在這裡設置一些東西。
We're gonna have a TV.
我們會有一臺電視
Okay.
好的
It's gonna be self-sufficient.
它將自給自足。
We're gonna have an entire kitchen on it and everything.
我們要在上面建一個廚房,什麼都有。
Party pirate boat?
派對海盜船?
Imagine.
想象一下
Why is the winning music so loud?
獲勝音樂為何如此響亮?
Like, we get it.
比如,我們明白了。
Oh my God.
我的天啊
Oh, this is nice, Liam.
哦,這是很好的,利亞姆。
This is nice.
這個不錯。
Liam, I'm actually putting in an effort this time.
連姆,這次我真的很努力。
I'm actually gonna try.
我真的想試試。
All right, so this could go on here just like that.
好吧,就這樣繼續下去吧。
There we go.
好了
Looks like it's gonna do a lot of damage.
看起來會造成很大的破壞。
All right.
好吧
We'll have the guns at the front and the entertainment at the back.
我們會把槍放在前面,把娛樂放在後面。
Think I could be better placed in all this?
你覺得我在這一切中的位置會更好嗎?
You know, just help yourself.
你知道,這只是幫助你自己。
That's what it is.
就是這樣。
Just gonna be a pick a mix of items.
只是要挑選一些混合項目。
That's all that matters.
這才是最重要的。
Yes!
是的!
Oh my- Liam, I'm so cooking right now.
哦,我的連姆,我現在正在做飯。
Just in case some new falls off the boat, I've got a life raft on the side.
萬一有新人掉下船,我在船舷上還準備了救生筏。
Oh, I've thought of everything that they all need.
哦,他們需要的一切我都想好了。
Hold on, we need to get some seats in so they can sit down and play all day long.
等一下,我們需要準備一些座位,這樣他們就可以坐下來玩一整天了。
Hold on a minute.
等一下
We need to let them sit down.
我們需要讓他們坐下來。
Not only is it gonna keep them safe, they're gonna be entertained and making me lots of money.
這不僅能保證他們的安全,還能讓他們開心,讓我賺大錢。
This is a win-win-win.
這是一個三贏的局面。
What do you mean making you money?
什麼叫讓你賺錢?
What does that even mean?
這到底是什麼意思?
They're gonna be using my appliances.
他們會用我的設備。
What if they could sit down and use the toilet?
如果他們可以坐下來上廁所呢?
Oh, hold up a minute.
等一下
Redesigned.
重新設計。
Really don't think you're prepared for what I'm about to make.
我覺得你還沒準備好接受我接下來要做的事。
I'm done.
我不玩了
All right.
好吧
I'm ready.
我準備好了
Oh, I just don't think you're ready to see my boat.
哦,我只是覺得你還沒準備好看我的船。
This is the best boat you'll ever see.
這是你見過的最好的船。
Oh, no, that's fine.
哦,不,沒關係。
Yeah, save best till last.
是啊,把最好的留到最後。
Yeah, that's perfectly fine with me.
是啊,我完全沒意見。
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
是啊,是啊,是啊。
Me first, me first.
我優先,我優先。
All right, no one's allowed up here.
好了,誰也不準上來
You either get on the boat or you're not on the boat.
要麼上船,要麼不上船。
So I'm blocking off the ladder.
所以我把梯子擋住了。
Actually, no, I should make them pay to get on the ladder.
其實,不,我應該讓他們花錢上梯子。
Hold on.
等一下
What?
什麼?
There we go.
好了
Give them a free spin as they come off the ladder. All right, I'm done.
當他們從梯子上下來時,讓他們自由旋轉。 好了,我做完了
This is all I need.
這就是我所需要的。
Now we need a bright color to attract every single player in the server.
現在,我們需要一種鮮豔的顏色來吸引服務器中的所有玩家。
Oh, look at all these tankers in the server.
哦,看看服務器裡的這些油輪。
They're gonna love my boat.
他們會喜歡我的船的
No, they're gonna love my boat.
不,他們會喜歡我的船的。
They're gonna love my boats.
他們會喜歡我的船的
Come on now.
來吧
Oh, no, I don't even know who's who.
哦,不,我都不知道誰是誰。
Wait, it might be us, Liam.
等等 可能是我們連姆
We might be the shark, you know.
我們可能是鯊魚
I don't even know who I am anymore.
我甚至都不知道自己是誰了。
I'm just...
我只是...
It is me, isn't it?
是我,不是嗎?
Is that me?
是我嗎?
That's gotta be you.
那一定是你。
I'll do, like, a random boat and then...
我會做,就像,一個隨機的船,然後...
Because I want to save my boat for when you're on it.
因為我想把我的船留給你。
No, I'm saving my boat for you.
不,我要把我的船留給你。
I'm just gonna choose this boat to get everybody on it.
我就選這艘船,讓大家都上船。
Oh, but I don't have my gold skin.
哦,但我沒有我的黃金皮膚。
Hold on.
等一下
Let's just open up a case real quick.
讓我們快速打開一個箱子。
See if I get gold first try.
看看我能不能第一次就拿到金牌。
Hold on.
等一下
Just hitting some chests, you know.
你知道的,就是打幾下而已。
Wow, you're the shark.
哇,你是鯊魚
Ew, you look disgusting.
你看起來真噁心
Yeah!
是啊
Party boat!
派對船
Yeah!
是啊
This may be an issue.
這可能是一個問題。
Oh, discover chamber!
哦,發現室!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
是啊,是啊,是啊,是啊,是啊!
Now you've said that, I know exactly where I'm going.
你這麼一說,我就知道我要去哪兒了。
Oh no, the shark is coming!
哦,不,鯊魚來了!
Oh, where am I?
哦,我這是在哪?
Whose party boat is this?
這是誰的派對船?
Hold on.
等一下
Not mine, not mine!
不是我的,不是我的!
Whose party boat is this, huh?
這是誰的派對船?
I see a lot of players on this party boat up there.
我看到很多玩家都在這艘派對船上。
No parties in my server!
我的服務器中沒有聚會!
Absolutely demolish everyone here.
絕對要把這裡的每個人都拆了。
Oh my god, our boat is flaking!
天哪,我們的船在剝落!
Wait, why is the boat so flaky?
等等,船怎麼這麼鬆散?
Tipsy now?
現在醉了嗎?
That really is a party boat, isn't it?
這真的是一艘派對船,不是嗎?
Party boat.
派對船
We just ruin it then.
那我們就毀了它。
No parties in my server.
我的服務器中沒有聚會。
Oh, I see you.
哦,我看到你了。
Time for me to eat you!
是時候吃掉你了
Oh, you're disgusting actually.
哦,其實你很噁心。
I don't even want- I'm gonna throw you back up, to be honest.
老實說,我都不想把你扔回去了
Can I do that? Aw, man.
我能這麼做嗎? 噢,夥計
Yo, who let him win, bro?
誰讓他贏了,兄弟?
Still hear the party boat music.
還能聽到派對船的音樂
Wait, yo!
等等
This guy's kind of whipping!
這傢伙還真能打
This is a sick ride!
這真是一次令人興奮的旅程!
Little lizard or something.
小蜥蜴什麼的
I think this guy's still just on a couch from my boat.
我想這傢伙還在我船上的沙發上。
He's just kind of chilling.
他只是有點不高興。
I see him, he's right here.
我看到他了,他就在這裡。
Oh, there he is!
哦,他來了!
Yummy, yummy!
美味,美味
Taker one!
一號
We get it, we get it!
我們明白,我們明白!
The entire server's on your boat.
整個服務器都在你的船上
What is that?
那是什麼?
What have you built?
你建造了什麼?
What?
什麼?
Does it have seats for the entire server or not?
它是否為整個服務器提供席位?
Oh, it's got seats for the entire freaking server.
哦,整個服務器都有座位。
I'll tell you what.
我來告訴你
Cause we're gonna be flying around if you don't.
因為如果你不這樣做,我們就會飛來飛去。
Okay.
好的
Oh, wow.
哦,哇
This is an actual- You actually put effort in to give them a good experience.
這是一種實際的--你確實付出了努力,給他們帶來了良好的體驗。
Yeah, me too.
是啊,我也是。
I think I did the same.
我想我也是這麼做的。
I think everyone in my boat is gonna have an A experience.
我想,我船上的每個人都會有 A 級體驗。
It's gonna be a costly one, but they're gonna enjoy it.
雖然代價不菲,但他們會樂在其中。
They're trying to sit on your lap, bro!
他們想坐在你腿上,兄弟!
Look, Liam, you don't even see on the front of the boat.
你看,連姆,你甚至都沒看到船的正面。
There's a TV with like a mini pool in front of it.
電視機前有一個小型游泳池。
Yeah, I see that.
是的,我看到了。
What do you mean?
什麼意思?
That's so sick.
太噁心了
What have you made over here?
你在這裡做了什麼?
Like a paradise or something?
就像天堂之類的地方?
Like, why is it made out of cheese though?
比如,為什麼它是用奶酪做的?
Bruh, every paradise is made out of cheese.
每個天堂都是奶酪做成的。
Come on now.
來吧
Now throw some bait up on your boat.
現在把魚餌扔到船上去。
Get the shark over here a little bit.
把鯊魚引過來一點
Oh, oh, I hear a shark.
哦,哦,我聽到鯊魚的聲音。
I hear a shark.
我聽到鯊魚的聲音。
I hear a shark.
我聽到鯊魚的聲音。
I hear a shark.
我聽到鯊魚的聲音。
Sorry, I've placed a mine in your boat, if you don't mind.
對不起,如果你不介意的話,我在你的船上埋了一顆雷。
Oh my god!
我的天啊
Look at the guns!
看看那些槍!
Yo, this guy is trying to get on the boat.
喲,這傢伙想上船。
Get on the boat, bruh.
上船吧,兄弟
Yo, save this guy.
喲,救救這傢伙。
Come on now.
來吧
Get on the boat, bruh!
上船吧,兄弟
Save him!
救救他
He's in front of you!
他就在你面前
Oh, no.
哦,不
We're gonna get eaten.
我們會被吃掉的
My boat!
我的船
Oh, and he's chunked off of it.
哦,他還從上面鑿了一大塊。
Donuts!
甜甜圈
Do donuts!
做甜甜圈
Do donuts!
做甜甜圈
Quick!
快!
I think you're about to get us killed.
你會害死我們的
What are you doing?
你在幹什麼?
No, no, no, no, no.
不,不,不,不,不。
You're still alive.
你還活著
You're still alive.
你還活著
Where is it?
在哪裡?
Where's the shark?
鯊魚在哪裡?
I'm absolutely blasting him.
我絕對是在抨擊他。
Look at this boat.
看看這艘船
This boat is sick.
這艘船太變態了
Imma just say I think I built the best boat.
我只想說,我覺得我造的船是最好的。
That's all I'm just gonna say.
我就想說這麼多。
I think I did.
我想我做到了。
Easy!
簡單!
That boat is sick.
那艘船太變態了
That might be my new favorite boat.
這可能是我最喜歡的船了。
So that's my main.
這就是我的主要工作。
If I'm the shark though, you have to do a random boat, like from your inventory.
不過,如果我是鯊魚,你就必須隨機選擇一條船,比如從你的存貨中選擇。
I don't- Don't use the boat until I can see it, you know?
在我看到船之前不要用它,知道嗎?
I'm gonna be honest.
老實說
Free spins here, guys.
免費遊戲,夥計們。
Come on, guys.
來吧,夥計們。
Free spins, everybody.
免費旋轉,各位。
Welcome.
歡迎光臨
Welcome.
歡迎光臨
You're all gonna have an absolute blast.
你們一定會玩得很開心的。
All right?
行嗎?
Everybody get on my boat.
大家都上我的船
Oh, yeah.
哦,是的
This is Gamma Island.
這裡是伽馬島
Go take a seat.
請坐
Go take a seat, guys.
請坐,夥計們
Bro, we're like all forced to sit on toilets in front of a slot.
兄弟,我們就像被迫坐在馬桶上,面對著一個插槽。
You sit on those slot machines all day long, guys.
你們整天坐在老虎機上,夥計們。
Come on.
來吧
Free spins.
免費旋轉
Look at- As they climb the ladder, they get put on the toilet at the back.
看--當他們爬上梯子時,就會被放到後面的馬桶上。
This is it.
就是這裡
I thought of everything.
我什麼都想到了。
All right.
好吧
Come on, guys.
來吧,夥計們。
Keep spinning.
繼續轉
Keep spinning.
繼續轉
Keep the cash rolling in.
讓現金滾滾而來
You know, I've got to make my money back somehow.
你知道,我得想辦法把錢賺回來。
Uh-oh, shark.
啊哦,鯊魚
I hear a shark.
我聽到鯊魚的聲音。
Look at the turrets.
看看炮塔。
Oh my gosh.
我的天啊
You've got a million.
你有一百萬
Oh my- I don't even have to do anything.
哦,天哪,我什麼都不用做。
I can just sit here and gamble.
我可以坐在這裡賭一把。
Oh, we have a few people to save.
哦,我們還有幾個人要救。
Hold on.
等一下
Here we go.
開始了
Another customer.
另一位顧客
Perfect.
太完美了
Roll them in.
捲進去。
Come on, guys.
來吧,夥計們。
Climb the ladder.
爬上梯子
Get a free spin as you climb the ladder.
在攀爬階梯的過程中獲得免費旋轉。
There you go.
這就對了。
He's spinning right now.
他正在旋轉
Good.
很好。
Good.
很好。
Yeah.
是啊
Plenty more machines if you get past the first spin.
如果過了第一關,還有更多機器等著你。
Look, they can't even get past the first thing.
看,他們連第一件事都過不了。
They get put on the- They get insta-put on the toilet.
他們會被立即放到馬桶上。
All right.
好吧
Let's go kill the shark, shall we?
我們去殺鯊魚吧,好嗎?
Why don't they sit?
他們為什麼不坐?
Oh, like I said, if they don't sit, they get taken off.
哦,就像我說的,如果他們不坐,就會被帶走。
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
是的,我就是這個意思。
Oh, I see it.
哦,我明白了。
This is the shark buster.
這就是鯊魚剋星。
That's what the stupid- Oh my- Your boat is super loud, by the way.
這就是那個蠢貨--哦,我的--順便說一句,你的船超吵的。
Now, we got to advertise the spins.
現在,我們得為旋轉做廣告了。
Oh, look at that.
哦,看看這個。
Absolutely destroyed.
絕對毀了
Oh, the entire boat just spawned in the lobby for a second.
哦,整艘船都在大廳裡出現了一會兒。
Everyone's sitting down or what?
大家都坐下了還是怎麼了?
Like, come on now, guys.
就像,現在來吧,夥計們。
They must be dented in the head.
他們的腦袋一定是凹進去了。
Like, I swear.
我發誓
How do you not know to sit down on a boat?
你怎麼會不知道在船上坐下呢?
Otherwise, you'll just- You'll get flung off.
否則,你就會--你就會被甩出去。
Surely, they know by now.
當然,他們現在已經知道了。
Well, you'd think that there's machines ready to be played on.
好吧,你會認為那裡有隨時可以玩的機器。
Now, come on now, guys.
現在,來吧,夥計們。
There's plenty machines open.
有很多機器還開著。
Look, so many.
看,這麼多。
I just got another gold when I can't see.
在我看不見的時候,我又得到了一塊金子。
How is it on me?
我身上怎麼了?
I don't get it.
我不明白。
Actually, you know what?
事實上,你知道嗎?
Back to the toilets.
回到廁所。
Come on.
來吧
Now, I've got the full server.
現在,我有了完整的服務器。
We're gonna have some balance.
我們要保持平衡
Oh, okay.
哦,好吧
Yeah, yeah.
是啊,是啊。
Never mind. I'm joining now.
沒關係。 我現在就加入
I'm joining now.
我現在就加入。
Come on, guys.
來吧,夥計們。
Let's use everyone as bait.
讓我們用每個人做誘餌。
Why is everyone on one side?
為什麼大家都站在一邊?
Come on.
來吧
Look, we're sinking.
看,我們在下沉
Why does it put everyone on one side?
為什麼把所有人都放在一邊?
Come on.
來吧
It's the only seats on the boat.
這是船上唯一的座位。
How is this guy sitting down on the toilet?
這傢伙怎麼會坐在馬桶上?
He's not even connected.
他甚至都沒聯網。
All right.
好吧
I'm just gonna start- All right.
我只是要開始 - 好吧。
This will make them sit down, won't it?
這能讓他們坐下來,不是嗎?
There we go.
好了
See?
看到了嗎?
This is what happens if you don't sit down.
這就是不坐下來的後果。
Come on.
來吧
Just pick a toilet.
選一個廁所就可以了。
Any toilet.
任何廁所。
They're all the same.
他們都一樣。
There we go.
好了
All right.
好的
Here we go.
開始了
Oh, the helicopters are coming in.
直升機來了
All right.
好的
The sharks come in.
鯊魚來了
All right.
好的
Time to go flying.
是時候飛起來了
We're gonna be just fine, guys.
我們會沒事的 夥計們
Don't worry about it.
別擔心。
We'll be just fine.
我們會沒事的
We'll just do some backflips.
我們就做幾個後空翻。
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
是啊,是啊,是啊,是啊。
That'll throw them off.
那會把他們嚇跑的。
That'll throw them off.
那會把他們嚇跑的。
Get attacked by a shark whilst doing seven backflips.
做七個後空翻時被鯊魚襲擊。
I don't like roller coasters.
我不喜歡雲霄飛車。
I think the shark is gonna be- Wouldn't you be confused if you're a shark seeing things just do backflips?
如果你是鯊魚,看到東西在後空翻,你不會感到困惑嗎?
Yeah, probably.
是的,也許吧。
See?
看到了嗎?
We survived just fine.
我們活得很好。
Okay, 50%.
好吧,50%。
Surely.
當然。
Come on.
來吧
No way.
不可能
I don't get it.
我不明白。
Are you joking?
你在開玩笑嗎?
I can't- Yeah, we just keep going.
是的,我們繼續走。
Come on, please, man.
拜託,老兄
This is- This is so rigged.
這太不公平了
I'm over 50% now.
我現在已經超過 50%了。
This has gotta become some kind of scam.
這肯定是個騙局。
All right.
好吧
All right.
好吧
Almost at 60%.
幾乎達到 60%。
It takes so long, Liam, to get even like 10% off. 60%.
Liam,打九折都要那麼久60%.
If I don't get it now, then it literally is just a scam.
如果我現在還不明白,那這簡直就是一場騙局。
This is crazy.
這太瘋狂了
No way.
不可能
Yeah, keep spending that Robux.
是啊,繼續花那些 Robux 吧。
I swear the percentage doesn't matter.
我發誓百分比並不重要。
The percentage doesn't matter.
百分比並不重要。
It's literally just random.
這簡直就是隨機的。
They're just making me spend my Robux.
他們只是在逼我花掉我的 Robux。
All right.
好吧
If I don't get this round, I don't even know.
如果這一輪我沒贏,我都不知道。
All right, please.
好吧,請。
Please.
請。
Okay, we're done.
好了,我們完成了。
Yeah, that's the end of that.
是的,這就是結局。
You are not being a shark, guys.
你們不是鯊魚,夥計們。
Hey, maybe next time.
嘿,也許下次吧。
Maybe next time.
下次再說吧。