Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you make a mean buffalo chicken dip.

看起來你做的水牛城雞肉蘸醬很不錯。

We out here being nice.

我們在這裡做個好人

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you never bring up your ex on the first date.

你看起來就像第一次約會時從不提起你的前任。

I love you.

我愛你

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you're here to make it to Pilates tomorrow.

你看起來是來參加明天的普拉提的。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you never dated a DJ.

你看起來就像從沒約會過 DJ。

Damn, officer.

該死，警官

You look like you never use excessive force.

你看起來從不過度使用武力。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you always water your plants.

你看起來總是給植物澆水。

Thank you, I do.

謝謝，我會的。

They look great.

它們看起來很棒。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you never use face tune on your pictures.

你看起來好像從來沒有在照片上用過面部調色。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you always season your chicken.

你看起來總是在給雞肉調味。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you always put the twist tie back on the bread bag.

你看起來總是把扭結系在麵包袋上。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you never hog the blankets.

你看起來就像從不霸佔毯子的人。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you cancel all your free trials on time.

看來你按時取消了所有免費試用。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you're about to have D1 babies.

你看起來像要生 D1 個孩子。

Send them to the league.

把他們送到聯盟去。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you pay all your parking tickets.

你看起來好像把違章停車罰單都交了。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you say please when you talk to Siri.

你跟 Siri 說話時，好像會說 "請"。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you round up for charity.

你看起來就像為慈善事業四處奔波的人。

My man.

我的男人

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you can make your pecs dance.

你看起來能讓胸肌跳舞。

Let's see it.

讓我們來看看。

We out here being nice.

我們在這裡做個好人

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you clean the inside of your microwave.

你看起來就像在清理微波爐內部一樣。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you can beat up your dad.

你看起來能打敗你爸爸。

I can't beat up my dad.

我不能打我爸爸

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you keep all your tires at 32 PSI.

你看起來好像所有輪胎都保持在 32 PSI。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you've never thrown up in an Uber.

你看起來就像沒在 Uber 上吐過一樣。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you make a mean hot chili.

看起來你做的辣椒很好吃。

Yes!

是的！

Yes!

是的！

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you've got your cholesterol under control.

你看起來膽固醇控制得很好。

Oh, he's hysterical.

哦，他太歇斯底里了。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you know how to apologize.

你看起來很懂得道歉。

What is it?

是什麼？

Prove it.

證明給我看

Yeah!

是啊

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you're going to put me on the nice list this year.

看來你今年要把我列入好人名單了。

You look like you get all the ho-ho-ho's.

你看起來就像得到了所有的 "嗬-嗬-嗬"。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You've got a really nice key fob.

你的鑰匙扣真漂亮

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you know how to spell definitely.

你看起來知道 "絕對 "這個詞怎麼拼。

E-E-S-I-N-I-G-E-O-Y.

e-e-s-i-n-i-g-e-o-y。

Damn, boy.

該死的

You look like the greatest gay best friend.

你看起來就像最棒的基友

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you know what the powerhouse of the cell is.

你看起來好像知道細胞的動力源是什麼。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you go in the other room to fart.

你看起來就像去另一個房間放屁。

How you doing, baby?

你好嗎，寶貝？

Damn, girls.

該死，姑娘們

You look like you get a fail every two weeks.

你看起來每兩週就會失敗一次。

Yeah!

是啊

Damn, boy.

該死的

You look like a really chill guy.

你看起來是個非常冷靜的人。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you know what six times eight is.

你看起來好像知道六乘以八是什麼意思。

Yes!

是的！

There we go.

好了

Damn, bro.

該死的，兄弟。

You look like this isn't even your first rodeo.

你看起來根本不是第一次參加牛仔競技。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you're doing way better without your ex.

沒有前男友的日子，你看起來過得更好。

Damn, man.

該死

You look like you always empty out the lint trap in the dryer.

你看起來總是把烘乾機裡的棉絮收集器清空。

That's right.

這就對了。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you got a Costco membership.

你看起來像個 Costco 會員。

I do.

我是這麼想的。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you can change your own oil.

你看起來能自己換機油。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you're not scared to love Nickelback.

你看起來並不害怕愛上 Nickelback。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you never punched a hole in the drywall.

你看起來就像沒在幹牆上打過洞一樣。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you've been dunked in a grave.

你看起來就像被灌進了墳墓。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you're about to hit a three-leg parlay this weekend.

你看起來這個週末要打三條腿的連賭了。

Hell, yeah.

當然了

I love you more.

我更愛你

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you've moisturized.

你看起來像是做了保溼。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you put out good vibes only.

你看起來只散發出好心情。

That's what I do.

這就是我的工作。

You're good-looking, too.

你也很帥

You, too.

你也是

You look like you know how to power wash a deck.

你看起來很會洗甲板。

I could.

我可以

We got here being nice.

我們是好心來的

I know he's being nice.

我知道他是好意。

He's a mother******.

他是一個母親******。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you bought her dinner first.

你看起來像是先請她吃了晚飯。

Oh, come on.

得了吧

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you never lie about your height on dating apps.

你看起來從不在交友軟件上謊報身高。

Damn, guy.

該死的傢伙

You look like you can decide where to go eat.

你看起來好像能決定去哪裡吃飯。

I'm married.

我結婚了

Not anymore.

現在不一樣了。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you pay for your own car insurance.

你看起來像是自己買了汽車保險。

I don't.

我沒有。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you never stalk your ex.

你看起來好像從沒跟蹤過你的前男友。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you can make a mean mac and cheese.

你看起來很會做奶酪通心粉。

Yes.

是的。

With the breadcrumbs on top.

上面撒上面包屑。

It's not nice.

這樣不好。

I love mac and cheese.

我愛通心粉和奶酪。

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you can haul a hose.

你看起來像是能拖水管的人。

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you always water your plants.

你看起來總是給植物澆水。

I can't.

我做不到

And he won't stay alive.

他不會一直活著。

I killed a cactus.

我殺了一棵仙人掌

Damn, dog.

該死的狗

You look like you never steal from self-checkout.

你看起來好像從不在自助結賬機上偷東西。

I did today.

我今天做了。

What'd you take?

你拿了什麼？

A bottle of lube.

一瓶潤滑油

Damn, girl.

該死的，女孩。

You look like you're gonna have a great birthday.

你看起來會有一個很棒的生日。

Yeah, you're trying to be nice.

是啊，你想表現得友好點。