Hey girl, I got something real important to give you.

嘿，姑娘，我有很重要的東西要給你。

So just sit down and listen.

那就坐下來聽吧。

Girl, you know we've been together.

姑娘，你知道我們一直在一起。

Such a long, long time.

這麼長、這麼長的時間

Now I'm ready to lay it on the line.

現在我已經準備好了。

Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide.

哇，你知道今天是聖誕節，我的心敞開了。

Open wide, gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind.

再敞開一點，給你點東西，讓你知道我在想什麼。

On my mind.

我在想

A gift for you special, so do up the top.

送給你的特別禮物，就這樣做起來吧。

Take a look inside, it's my dick in a box.

看看裡面，我的小弟弟就在盒子裡。

It's in a box.

它在一個盒子裡。

Not gonna get you a diamond ring, that's so a gift gonna mean anything.

我不會送你鑽石戒指，那禮物毫無意義。

Not gonna get you a fancy car, girl, you gotta know you're my shining star.

我不會給你買名車的，姑娘，你要知道你是我最閃亮的明星。

Not gonna get you a house in the hills, a girl like you needs something real.

我不會給你在山上買房子，像你這樣的女孩需要真實的東西。

Wanna get you something from the heart, it's my dick in a box.

我想給你一些發自內心的東西，這是我的小弟弟，裝在一個盒子裡。

Dick in a box, girl.

盒子裡的老二，姑娘

It's my dick in a box.

這是我裝在盒子裡的小弟弟

Dick in a box.

盒子裡的迪克

In a box, girl.

裝在盒子裡，姑娘

See, I'm wise enough to know when to give me's given.

看，我很聰明，知道什麼時候該給我什麼。

And I got just the one.

我只得到了一個。

Something to show you that you are second to none.

能證明你是首屈一指的。

Yeah.

是啊

So all the fellas out there with ladies to impress, it's easy to do, just follow these steps.

是以，所有想給女士留下深刻印象的男士們，只需按照以下步驟操作，就能輕鬆做到。

One, cut a hole in a box.

其一，在盒子上鑿一個洞。

Two, put your junk in that box.

二，把你的垃圾放進那個盒子裡。

Three, make her open the box and that's the way you do it.

三，讓她打開盒子，這就是你的方法。

It's my dick in a box.

這是我裝在盒子裡的小弟弟

Dick in a box, girl.

盒子裡的雞巴，姑娘

Christmas.

聖誕節

In a box.

裝在盒子裡

In a box.

裝在盒子裡

In a box.

裝在盒子裡

In a box.

裝在盒子裡

In a box, every single holiday in a box.

裝在盒子裡，每個節日都裝在盒子裡。

Over at your parents' house in a box, midday at the grocery store in a box, backstage at the Sea Breeze in a box.

在你父母家的盒子裡，在雜貨店的盒子裡，在海風劇院後臺的盒子裡。