嗨.

要什么啊,美女.

鸡排蛋饼.

没问题.

嗯.

God, since when did you become a morning person?

I don't know, I guess I just really love this fried chicken egg pancake thing.

阿姨早.

早安,美女.

Yeah, that's my face.

哈喽.

想吃什么啊?

Ah, there's the Jenny I know.

Okay guys, for the test next week, remember to review lessons one through.

What's going on with me?

Come on, Jenny, you know what's going on.

Oh my God, no, I'm not that needy.

Yes, you are.

I mean, we are.

No, I don't care if the breakfast lady calls me美女 or not, I'm perfectly happy just the way I.

你好.

嗨,美女,要什么?

鸡排蛋饼.

早要什么?

嗨,美女.

来,你好.

想吃什么?

早安,美女.

Oh my God, what are you doing?

Uh, I've been trying to figure out how to get the breakfast lady to call me美女.

Hold up, that's why you've been going all Kanye lately?

Yes, Keekay, my need for trivial off-handed compliments is driving me insane, judge me all you like.

Oh no, girl, you good, you good.

You just haven't figured out the美女 swag rules yet.

美女 swag rules?

Here, let me explain.

Okay, to decide whether to call someone美女.

We first have to divide women into five different categories.

So in conclusion, if you satisfy one of the conditions A through P and are in one of the situations Roman numeral 1 through 10, then you'll be called a美女.

But most importantly, you got to be confident, because Jenny, you are a美女.

Thanks, Keekay.

So what about guys?

What are the rules for being called帅哥?

Well.

Every guy equals帅哥.

Oh, that's some bullshit.

阿姨,早安.

今天 要 吃 什么 啊?

美女.

我要鸡排蛋饼,阿姨, I just want to say thank you.

For seeing the confidence in me.

你来帮我顾一下.

我要去给板送.

哦.