Good evening.

晚上好。

Infidel.

異教徒

So you're a terrorist, yes?

所以你是恐怖分子，是嗎？

I am the terrorist.

我是恐怖分子

What kind of terrorist?

什麼樣的恐怖分子？

A terrifying terrorist.

一個可怕的恐怖分子

Are you scared?

你害怕嗎？

Not really, no.

不完全是

Ha.

哈

And no?

不是嗎？

Not really, no.

不完全是

Ha.

哈

Hold on now.

等一下

God damn it.

該死的

Oh.

哦。

Oh.

哦。

I I mean uh Allah did it.

我是說阿拉乾的

Silence.

沉默。

I kill you.

我殺了你

Ahmed.

艾哈邁德

That's what I said.

我就是這麼說的。

No, you said Ahmed is Ahmed.

不，你說艾哈邁德就是艾哈邁德。

Silence.

沉默。

I kill you.

我殺了你

What?

什麼？

How do you spell your name?

你的名字怎麼拼？

Oh, let's see a C fling.

哦，讓我們來看看 C 級豔遇。

Silence.

沉默。

I kill you.

我殺了你

So Ahmed, if you're a terrorist, I would suppose you have some sort of specialty.

所以艾哈邁德，如果你是恐怖分子，我想你應該有某種特長。

Yes, I am the suicide bomber.

是的，我就是那個自殺炸彈手。

Huh?

啊？

So you're finished.

那你就完蛋了。

What?

什麼？

You've done your job.

你已經完成了你的工作。

No, I haven't.

不，我沒有。

But you're dead.

但你已經死了

No, I'm not.

不，我沒有。

I feel fine.

我感覺很好。

But you're all bone.

但你們都是骨頭。

It's just flesh wound.

這只是皮肉傷。

Silence.

沉默。

I kill you.

我殺了你

What the hell happened to my feet?

我的腳怎麼了？

Son of a bitch, what the hell?

狗孃養的，搞什麼鬼？

Stop touching me.

別碰我

I kill you.

我殺了你

Okay, wait, what are you doing?

好吧，等等，你在幹什麼？

Holy crap, I don't I need some ligaments.

我的媽呀，我不需要韌帶。

Just sit still.

坐著別動

Okay.

好的

I will not move my ass.

我不會移動我的屁股。

You idiot, you don't have an ass.

你這個白痴，你沒有屁股。

Is that Walter?

是沃爾特嗎？

Yeah.

是啊

He's cursed the crap out of me.

他把我罵得狗血淋頭。

Please do not put me back in the same suitcase.

請不要把我放回同一個箱子裡。

Why?

為什麼？

He has gas.

他有煤氣。

It's a dumb mustard gas who's nothing compared to Walter fart.

這是個愚蠢的芥子氣，跟沃爾特-屁比起來簡直不值一提。

Ah.

啊。

All right, listen, Ahmed, I have something to tell you.

好吧，聽著，艾哈邁德，我有事要告訴你。

What?

什麼？

You really are dead.

你真的死了

Are you sure?

你確定嗎？

Yes.

是的。

I just got my flu shot.

我剛打了流感疫苗。

You really are dead.

你真的死了

Wait, if I'm dead.

等等，如果我死了

That means I get my 72 virgins.

這意味著我可以得到我的 72 個處女。

Are you like virgins?

你們喜歡處女嗎？

I hope not.

希望不會。

Why?

為什麼？

There's a bunch of ugly ass guys out there.

外面有一群醜陋的傢伙。