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So today, me and Hoopy are going to be playing Rivals, which is a brand new competitive shooter where you can do 1v1s, 2v2s.
So we're going to be buying all of the abilities and weapons to test them out.
And then we're going to be hopping into some 2v2s to see if we can win and work together.
All right, so we've got an assault rifle, a handgun, fists, and a grenade.
I know what I'm going to be using.
Do not touch me.
Those fists, keep them away from me.
How did you know I was going to try and do that?
I know you too well!
How about we have a fist fight?
Keep your hands away from me!
Your stinky hands.
Oh yeah, you're the one with the sweaty hands, using a gun.
Do you know how scary it is going up against Tanker in a 1v1 on a gun game?
I'm not fist fighting you, get away from me.
I don't even have a gun out, but I'm about to pull one out though.
Ah!
That's what happens.
So you either fist fight me or you gun fight me.
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
Fist fight, fist fight, fist fight.
Meet me at the big tree, meet me at the big tree.
I'm going to punch you in the nose.
Can't be frightening to punch me in the nuts.
I'll punch you wherever I want.
Yo, get over here.
Yeah, we'll see about that.
Ah!
Yo!
Right, okay.
Well, I'm just never trusting you ever again.
It is what it is.
It worked, my plan, it worked.
I think I'm going to stick to my guns from now on then.
Oh, I see your little head.
I see the top of your little head over there.
You've got to be low.
How about you come over here?
How's that?
How about you come over here?
Yeah, what's that?
It doesn't cook for very long then.
No, it doesn't.
What if I just hide for the entire round?
Now what?
What are you going to do?
Where are you at?
What the heck?
I'm hiding.
Where?
It looked fine to me.
Wait, what happens if I just hide the entire round?
Then we draw!
Wait, you better hurry up and find me.
You got 30 seconds.
Where are you at?
Ah, I might have a drink.
Drink of what?
Ah, the tanker juice.
Ew, what the heck, tanker juice?
Where are you?
It's some caffeine.
Wait, I've been everywhere.
Where are you at?
My energy booster.
Ready to play this game.
But first, I'm going to wait for the round to end.
Where are you?
Ah, you just couldn't find me.
Where were you?
Where were you?
This could be a good hide and seek game, to be honest.
Yo, I might actually just hide again.
Hold up a minute.
Let me find a spot real quick.
No, where are you?
Good luck finding me.
I'm going to crouch so you can't even hear my footsteps.
I think I found the map, so I won't be doing that again.
An easy win.
I feel a win coming on.
Now that you've said that,
I've changed my mind.
I mean, I'm not an easy win.
Very hard win.
I'm about to make the hardest win you'll ever get in your entire life.
Are you ready?
No.
Are you hiding?
I'm stuck.
I slid right into the wall.
Hello.
I was flying through the air.
I was so locked in that game and you're just like teleporting.
Okay, this is it.
Enough hiding.
Come on now.
Get off the roof.
Are you going to get fisted then?
Come on in.
It's so laggy.
No.
And every time I get close to you, it turns into a slideshow.
All right, I'm going to go hide for the next two minutes.
I am not going to go hide because I don't know where the invisible Barbies are.
Too easy.
Too easy.
I feel like the map has killed me more than you right now.
That is untrue.
I don't know why I would say such things.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
How'd that taste?
Well, you have to come find me then.
How did my bullets taste?
Good?
What?
You know where I am?
Yes.
I'm stuck.
There's too many boxes in the way.
Get over here.
Did you just not heal in this game?
I think you need to buy a med kit that costs a million robux to unlock.
So I'll not be getting that.
Are you just hiding?
Where are you?
Yeah.
Where are you?
This is not hide and seek.
Where are you?
Oh no.
Let's go chat.
No, I'm kind of cooking right now.
Low key.
That's what you think.
I'm about to cook this grenade now.
I wouldn't cook it too long.
What?
And we're about to cook you.
How did you get over here so quickly?
Sudden death.
Why was that so scary?
What the heck?
Yo, watch this.
Watch this movement.
Oh, okay.
Well, it kind of works, but not.
I'm stuck on a wire.
What are you doing here?
How low are you?
I'm nowhere.
I'm nowhere.
I'm nowhere.
I hear someone reloading in here.
No, I'm not in here.
Ah!
Oh, you're mic dumping.
You're mic dumping.
Ha ha ha ha.
Oh.
All right, I let you win that one.
I think it's time we switch it up and find a new weapon.
Oh, a bow.
Hey, we gotta taste out our bow aim.
Come on now.
I am the bow master, so.
Well, I guess we'll see who the bow master is then.
Wait, Liam.
I have enough to buy the bow and I can probably gamble a little bit.
Hold up a minute.
Wait a minute.
It's so gone.
350 keys.
Are you mad?
Well, it looks like we're gonna have to buy some keys, aren't we?
Oh, wow.
That is, oh, wow.
That is, I think I might stop the cricket.
Are you buying the legendary key bundle?
No, why would I do that?
That just sounds like a waste.
Well, what are you buying then?
I wanna buy the same thing as you.
I think I might just buy everything at this point, to be honest.
Hold up a minute.
Let me just buy the entire stock.
Hold on.
Standard weapons bundle gives you everything in the game.
Oh, you could have told me that before.
Yeah, I'm buying this.
It gives you everything.
I'm actually nearly out of robux.
Hold up a minute.
This game is making me dry.
I think I had the exact right amount for this entire shop.
Hold up.
I'm left with seven robux.
Oh, that is not something to be good.
No, that is not good.
Banker's broke.
GG.
All that gambling finally caught up to.
How are you opening boxes in this?
Hold up a minute.
Backpack, 100.
Okay.
I don't even know if this is possible to open this many things at once.
Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.
Full juice, max win, max twist.
It's cranking.
I don't even know what's going on.
I don't know what I'm getting and I don't care.
180 new items.
Now, how do you put all that on them?
So you're telling me we just opened up a bunch of skins to slap on our med kits.
Okay, I'm not gonna lie.
I cannot be bothered applying skins to every single one of my weapons.
I'm gonna be honest.
I just can't be bothered.
All right.
I've come to the conclusion that I'm not buying anything else.
Let's get going and play the game.
Yeah.
Wow.
Tanker turning down gambling.
First time for everything, I guess.
I don't care about those skins.
All right.
Oh my goodness.
Now we have an entire inventory and I don't even know what to use.
I feel like we should do the same guns at the same time, no?
Don't know what to use.
Like, there's just so much.
I just don't even know where to start.
The heck was that sound?
Boom.
What?
Come hit me.
It's so hard to hit you.
Stop moving.
Can you hit me or what?
Probably not.
At this rate.
Boom.
I hit you once.
I hit you once.
I hit you once.
What does that do?
What the heck was that?
What does it do?
What does it do?
I don't know.
I got some of you.
Where are you?
Yeah, look at this.
I'm over here.
Yeah, come over here.
Yeah, come over here.
Yeah, come over here.
Pfft.
What?
Yeah, eat my arrow.
Eat my arrow.
What are you whipping out?
I hear a chainsaw or something.
No, you don't.
You don't hear anything.
I can hear that chainsaw from a mile away, but it's all good.
I've blocked myself in.
Good luck getting in.
Blocked in where?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
You have to force your way through.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yo.
Bro, bro, bro, bro.
The killer is inside the house.
The killer.
I think I kind of trapped myself in.
Wait, I want to see if the flashbang works.
Where you at?
Deploying flashbang.
I'm shooting them.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
What happened?
I just flashbanged myself.
I just died IRL.
What the heck?
I got something for you.
It's very hot.
Oi!
Ow!
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
Keep your balls to yourself.
Take the safe.
Ah!
You're splooching all over my screen.
What?
Okay.
Deploying flashbang.
Ah!
I did it again.
Yo!
Let me in, bro.
Yo, I have more blocks.
You're just stuck in there.
More blocks.
Oh my God, I'm at one FPS.
Oh, this game is so good.
Oh no.
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.
Ah!
You're one HP.
Got my big shotgun and my short shotgun.
You can't handle them.
Okay, you just put stuff all over my screen.
I couldn't even see.
I just can't see.
That paper gun is just paper weird.
I just can't see anything.
Too easy!
Eat my balls!
Come on now.
What?
Oh, Tinker.
Where are you?
Oh, okay.
I can just do this.
All right.
I'm gonna hide.
Goodbye.
I'm stuck.
Ah!
It worked!
It worked!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
You fell into my trap.
All right, this one, surely I'll win.
Yeah, you're about to get rolled on the spot.
Okay, come on.
Now watch this, watch this.
You're not even ready.
You're not even ready.
You're not ready.
You're not ready.
What are you doing?
I'm on phase!
Boom!
Boom!
Big hit.
Boom!
No!
I almost forgot to dash!
Boom!
Headshot!
So you're not bad at games.
We get it.
We get it, Liam.
I ran out of bullets!
I ran out of bullets!
Oh my God, I'm lagging so bad.
It's like one FPS.
I'm not even trolling you.
I feel bad for you.
Oh my God, it's so laggy!
And then you just pull out the balls, of course.
Eat my balls, Liam.
I don't care.
I'll cheat all day if it means I get to beat you at least once.
Come on now.
Oh!
Oh!
I almost just fell off the map.
Boom!
I just froze!
You do now.
I can't wait for you to see my POV so you know how fricking laggy this is.
No way!
I hit you twice in the body.
You ate my grenade.
I don't understand.
You just walked right into that.
All right, we get it.
You're good at games.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
All right, let's go over and do some 2v2s.
Back rooms, are you good?
Why do you look like that?
Good idea.
Have you got the mines?
Put the mines on.
Oh, I didn't put mine on.
Look, really?
All right, I guess we're about to break the PCs at this point.
Oh yeah, yeah.
This is frame drop simulator right here.
One of them's the next one.
Ah!
He's here!
Shoot him!
The blocks are in the way!
This is not the play!
I just, that was not the play.
Come on, if we want to box ourselves in, we need to mine the outside.
One on the left, one on the right.
Go, go, go.
Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.
Mine up!
Ah!
He's in here!
What's going on?
Why are they not walking into it?
Don't walk into my mines!
All right, now we wait.
This is the strat.
What happened?
Ah!
Oh, they're here, they're here!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
Where they at, where they at, where they at, where they at, where they at, where they at, where they at, where they at?
Ah!
Oh, got him.
He actually jump scared me.
I thought it was some sort of like jump scare.
Cause we're in the back rooms.
We gotta be the most annoying people to play against.
They're not gonna fall for it anymore.
Oh, I think I placed it in the wrong way, in the wrong place.
All right, now we wait for them to hop over.
They're gonna grenade it.
Oh, they go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go, go, go!
Go on!
Where's the other one, where's the other one, where's the other one?
Got him.
Oh, he's over here, he's over here.
My turn, my turn, my turn, my turn!
Balls!
Eat my balls!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
All right, come on, come on, come on, come on!
Right, I think I need to stick to use the balls.
You didn't do anything with them.
I tried!
I ate them with my balls!
What do you want from me?
They'll not expect it on the block.
Surely they're gonna, oh, that is a couple of, okay, they're countering it now, they're countering it.
I'm out of here, I'm running for my life!
Good luck, you got this, I believe in you.
No, I'm just gonna, oh, he hit my mine.
I'm going back, I'm going back!
I don't know where I am, I'm lost!
He's in the corner, he's in the corner.
I actually got them.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Okay, I think we need to change up the strat.
Yo, what kind of hairline is that, Liam?
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
I look wicked, what are you on about?
Hit one.
Help, help!
Got him.
Got the other one over here.
Come here, where you going?
You're dead!
Wow, I like you being my teammate, it's much more fun.
All right, place your mine in random locations, not near the blocks, they already know about it.
Just go, boom!
I hope they run into it.
I'm flanking him.
Got him, got him.
I got them, ha, ha, ha!
They walked into the trip mine, all you can hear is the noise, and then that's it, they're both low.
Oh, I look absolutely wicked, mate!
Look at me, I'm a big shotty!
Yo, what kind of-
Look at this angle, though.
I think we just came up with this strategy.
The meta, smack a trip mine down.
See, this is why you don't want to have a streak.
How do I take it off?
You have like one or two streak, and then no one wants to play you anymore.
Like, that's it, GG, game over.
No one wants to play us anymore.
That's the one thing that's not very good about this game.
Look, look, look, look, quick!
Look, they're out here doing clan battles.
Oh, yoink it, yoink the spot.
Oh, finally, we get a match.
Who's got this guy on our team?
Ah, back rooms again, oh my gosh!
Same strat, easy.
I just look up and I see your guys staring at me.
I am hiding up here.
This is an off angle they're not gonna expect.
Ah!
Got one, but it's like-
They hit the other one, they hit the other one, they hit the other mine!
Oh my God, there's one more.
Got them all, oh my God!
The 1v3 to save the team!
That was insane, what the heck?
Yo, I like you on my team, let's go!
All right, I got two of them low, all three of them on me.
Oh, they hit the mine, go, go, go, he's low!
Can't see him.
Mines are so good for the back rooms.
Easy!
Like, if you're not using the mines in the back rooms, what are you doing?
It's just, it's easy.
You just smack down a mine, bait him to it, boom.
What are they gonna do about it?
Yo, eat my balls, eat my balls, eat my balls, eat my balls!
Oh, we won.
Let's go!
Get out my face, why are you in me?
Stop complaining.
Oh, right in the doorway.
Okay, there's two, two are low in the corner where I was at.
Good luck.
You're dead?
Yeah.
They hit the mine, I'm going.
Where they at?
Got one, got two, got three!
Oh, this is too good.
You're insane!
Eat my balls!
All right, it's an actual flashbang, though.
It is a flashbang.
Let's go!
Oh, we win?
Oh, yeah!
Look at you holding your trip mine.
My MVP, my MVP, yeah, yeah, yeah!
The trip mines were MVP.
Let's go!
They want another 3v3.
What, after that?
Okay, oh, we got the same teammate.
Oh, wait, he might change his mind.
Maybe they'll play a different map.
We'll go through the back rooms, all right?
We'll use something different, all right?
Don't worry about it.
Station's a nice open map.
Not to be trip mined.
Got another one.
That was quite a good shot.
Got the third.
Boom, all three headshots.
Wait, you got all of them?
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
Oh, double headshot!
Where they at?
I'm actually goaded.
Oh, he's behind, behind, behind.
Let's go, Liam.
Wait, we actually might be a good duo.
Hold up.
Our teammate's just getting carried again.
Get one across the map.
He's gonna be low.
I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!
Oh, our teammate's getting beat up over there.
Ray gun time.
Holy ray gun!
Your footsteps, not your footsteps, not your footsteps!
All right, we'll just pop a little med.
For like one hit, you got hit once, and you're popping a med.
We're fine.
Oh, man, that movement.
We're fine.
Everything's fine.
Do you know where the other guy is?
He's on the roof, he's on the roof, he's on the roof.
I see him, don't worry about it.
He's gonna camp that roof so bad.
That is so risky, you're freaking me out.
We got him.
Give him a good old little flicky flick, and we're good.
Liam, you amaze me.
Holy smokes.
And now we're in a 2v3, so this is gonna be fun.
We got the disadvantage, but they don't have me.
There's one.
There's two.
He's down here, he's down here, I see him!
Eat my balls, eat my balls!
How many balls can he eat?
Yes!
And we win the round, and now we're just match point, let's go.
Next, where they at?
Next, where they at?
Right down here, right down here, right down here.
All my balls, all my balls, all my balls, all my balls, all my balls, he's in the corner, he's in the corner, he's lost!
We might be too good at this game.
All right, we're gonna have to just do one more 1v1.
No one's in 2v2 anymore after that.
Yo, Patrick, get out, this is my 1v1.
You sure you wanna 1v1 me, though?
Not really, snipers only.
All right, I can hear you play some mines.
No, you don't.
So I don't know who you're trying to fool with that.
Careful where you step, Liam.
Why don't I just stay up high?
Why don't I bring you to the side?
No!
All right.
I was just no scope, dude, that'd be sick.
What is this, quick scope, no scope, is it?
Yeah, quick scope, no scope.
Browse only servers, come on now.
Hey, y'all, come look at this.
You don't know what I just did.
You don't even know.
That was very lucky.
I'm not gonna lie.
Boom!
Big headshot.
Okay.
Oh, no way that hit you.
Ah, I just dropped a cup off my desk.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Are you okay?
Yeah, I just had to flip my mouse around to 360 and it just, I knocked a cup off my desk.
Where you at, where you at?
Where are you?
Where you at, then?
Eww.
Wait, what?
Did you go inside there?
Maybe, maybe not.
How'd you not get, how'd you not hit the trip mine?
What the heck?
Boom!
I put a trip mine in there.
How'd you not get hit by it, huh?
Where you at, then?
Where are you?
Oh, hello.
What?
What are you doing there?
Oi!
Ah!
Oh, the headshot.
You need to chill.
You need to chill, Liam.
We get it.
You're really good at games when it comes with like shooting and aiming.
We get it.
It's my first time playing.
What are you on about?
Oh, yeah, okay.
Ah!
Yes!
That was so lucky of me to hit that, but I got you.
Yeah!
A win's a win!
Come on, then.
Where you at?
Ah!
Ah!
Come on, then.
Boom!
All right, is anyone gonna 2v2 us now?
Any 2v2ers?
Oh, you better come over here.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Get out of my spot!
Come on!
Oh, thank you.
You actually listened.
Didn't expect that.
Okay, I don't think they wanna 2v2 us.
Come on, guys.
Please!
We don't look that dangerous.
So how do I get rid of my win streak?
How do I get rid of it?
You're better off just not having one.
It's just pointless.
No one wants to play you.
2v2, please!
No?
No 2v2?
Dang, it's rough out here.
Well, we would've played more team matches, but no one wants to play us.
Okay, yeah, it's a streak.
Well, I guess I just can't play the game ever again.