So we're going to be buying all of the abilities and weapons to test them out.

是以，我們將購買所有的能力和武器來進行測試。

And then we're going to be hopping into some 2v2s to see if we can win and work together.

然後，我們將參加一些 2V2 的比賽，看看我們能否獲勝和合作。

All right, so we've got an assault rifle, a handgun, fists, and a grenade.

好了，我們有突擊步槍、手槍、拳頭和手榴彈。

I know what I'm going to be using.

我知道我要用什麼。

Do not touch me.

別碰我

Those fists, keep them away from me.

那些拳頭，離我遠點

How did you know I was going to try and do that?

你怎麼知道我會這麼做？

I know you too well!

我太瞭解你了

How about we have a fist fight?

我們來打一架怎麼樣？

Keep your hands away from me!

把手拿開

Your stinky hands.

你的臭手

Oh yeah, you're the one with the sweaty hands, using a gun.

哦，對了，你就是那個手心出汗、拿著槍的人。

Do you know how scary it is going up against Tanker in a 1v1 on a gun game?

你知道在槍戰遊戲中與坦克手進行 1V1 對戰有多可怕嗎？

I'm not fist fighting you, get away from me.

我沒跟你打拳，離我遠點。

I don't even have a gun out, but I'm about to pull one out though.

我甚至連槍都沒拿出來，但我馬上就要掏槍了。

Ah!

啊！

That's what happens.

事情就是這樣。

So you either fist fight me or you gun fight me.

所以，你要麼跟我打拳，要麼跟我打槍。

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

好了，好了，好了，好了，好了。

Fist fight, fist fight, fist fight.

拳頭打架，拳頭打架，拳頭打架。

Meet me at the big tree, meet me at the big tree.

在大樹下等我 在大樹下等我

I'm going to punch you in the nose.

我要揍你的鼻子。

Can't be frightening to punch me in the nuts.

打我的蛋蛋可不能嚇著我。

I'll punch you wherever I want.

我想揍你就揍你

Yo, get over here.

喲，過來

Yeah, we'll see about that.

是的，我們拭目以待。

Ah!

啊！

Yo!

喲！

Right, okay.

好吧

Well, I'm just never trusting you ever again.

我再也不相信你了

It is what it is.

它就是它。

It worked, my plan, it worked.

我的計劃成功了

I think I'm going to stick to my guns from now on then.

我想，從現在開始，我要堅持我的立場了。

Oh, I see your little head.

哦，我看到你的小腦袋了。

I see the top of your little head over there.

我看到你的小頭頂了。

You've got to be low.

你必須低調。

How about you come over here?

你過來怎麼樣？

How's that?

怎麼樣？

How about you come over here?

你過來怎麼樣？

Yeah, what's that?

是啊，那是什麼？

It doesn't cook for very long then.

這樣就不會煮太久。

No, it doesn't.

不，沒有。

What if I just hide for the entire round?

如果我整個回合都躲起來呢？

Now what?

現在怎麼辦？

What are you going to do?

你打算怎麼辦？

Where are you at?

你在哪裡？

What the heck?

搞什麼鬼？

I'm hiding.

我躲起來了

Where?

在哪裡？

It looked fine to me.

我覺得還不錯。

Wait, what happens if I just hide the entire round?

等等，如果我整輪都躲起來會怎麼樣？

Then we draw!

然後我們抽籤！

Wait, you better hurry up and find me.

等等，你最好快點來找我。

You got 30 seconds.

給你30秒

Where are you at?

你在哪裡？

Ah, I might have a drink.

啊，我要喝一杯。

Drink of what?

喝什麼？

Ah, the tanker juice.

啊，油罐車果汁。

Ew, what the heck, tanker juice?

什麼鬼東西，油罐車果汁？

Where are you?

你在哪裡？

It's some caffeine.

這是一些咖啡因。

Wait, I've been everywhere.

等等，我到處都去過了。

Where are you at?

你在哪裡？

My energy booster.

我的能量助推器

Ready to play this game.

準備好玩遊戲了

But first, I'm going to wait for the round to end.

但首先，我要等這一輪結束。

Where are you?

你在哪裡？

Ah, you just couldn't find me.

啊，你就是找不到我。

Where were you?

你去哪兒了？

Where were you?

你去哪兒了？

This could be a good hide and seek game, to be honest.

說實話，這可能是個不錯的捉迷藏遊戲。

Yo, I might actually just hide again.

喲，我可能又要躲起來了。

Hold up a minute.

等一下

Let me find a spot real quick.

讓我快點找個地方

No, where are you?

不，你在哪裡？

Good luck finding me.

祝你好運能找到我。

I'm going to crouch so you can't even hear my footsteps.

我要蹲下，這樣你甚至聽不到我的腳步聲。

I think I found the map, so I won't be doing that again.

我想我找到地圖了，所以我不會再這麼做了。

An easy win.

輕鬆獲勝

I feel a win coming on.

我感覺要贏了

Now that you've said that,

既然你都這麼說了

I've changed my mind.

我改變主意了。

I mean, I'm not an easy win.

我的意思是，我不容易贏。

Very hard win.

贏得非常艱難。

I'm about to make the hardest win you'll ever get in your entire life.

我馬上就要贏下你一生中最艱難的一次勝利了。

Are you ready?

準備好了嗎？

No.

不

Are you hiding?

你在躲藏嗎？

I'm stuck.

我卡住了。

I slid right into the wall.

我直接滑到了牆上。

Hello.

你好

I was flying through the air.

我在空中飛翔。

I was so locked in that game and you're just like teleporting.

我被困在那個遊戲裡了，而你就像瞬移一樣。

Okay, this is it.

好了，就是這裡了。

Enough hiding.

躲得夠多了。

Come on now.

來吧

Get off the roof.

離開屋頂

Are you going to get fisted then?

那你會被拳打腳踢嗎？

Come on in.

進來吧

It's so laggy.

太慢了

No.

不

And every time I get close to you, it turns into a slideshow.

每次我靠近你，你都會變成幻燈片。

All right, I'm going to go hide for the next two minutes.

好了，接下來的兩分鐘我要躲起來了。

I am not going to go hide because I don't know where the invisible Barbies are.

我不會因為不知道隱形芭比娃娃在哪裡而躲起來。

Too easy.

太簡單了

Too easy.

太簡單了

I feel like the map has killed me more than you right now.

我覺得現在地圖比你更要害我。

That is untrue.

這是不真實的。

I don't know why I would say such things.

我不知道自己為什麼會說出這樣的話。

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

哦，哦，哦，哦，哦。

How'd that taste?

味道如何？

Well, you have to come find me then.

那你就來找我吧

How did my bullets taste?

我的子彈味道如何？

Good?

好嗎？

What?

什麼？

You know where I am?

你知道我在哪裡嗎？

Yes.

是的。

I'm stuck.

我卡住了。

There's too many boxes in the way.

礙事的盒子太多了。

Get over here.

快過來

Did you just not heal in this game?

你在這場比賽中沒有治療嗎？

I think you need to buy a med kit that costs a million robux to unlock.

我想你需要買一個醫療包，要花一百萬 robux 才能解鎖。

So I'll not be getting that.

所以我不會買這個。

Are you just hiding?

你只是在躲避嗎？

Where are you?

你在哪裡？

Yeah.

是啊

Where are you?

你在哪裡？

This is not hide and seek.

這不是捉迷藏。

Where are you?

你在哪裡？

Oh no.

哦，不

Let's go chat.

我們去哈拉吧

No, I'm kind of cooking right now.

不，我現在正在做飯。

Low key.

低調。

That's what you think.

這就是你的想法。

I'm about to cook this grenade now.

我現在就要做這個手榴彈。

I wouldn't cook it too long.

我不會煮太久。

What?

什麼？

And we're about to cook you.

我們要把你煮了

How did you get over here so quickly?

你怎麼這麼快就過來了？

Sudden death.

猝死

Why was that so scary?

這有什麼可怕的？

What the heck?

搞什麼鬼？

Yo, watch this.

喲，看這個。

Watch this movement.

注意這個動作。

Oh, okay.

哦，好吧

Well, it kind of works, but not.

好吧，這有點管用，但還是不行。

I'm stuck on a wire.

我被電線纏住了。

What are you doing here?

你在這裡做什麼？

How low are you?

你有多低？

I'm nowhere.

我哪兒也不去

I'm nowhere.

我哪兒也不去

I'm nowhere.

我哪兒也不去

I hear someone reloading in here.

我聽到有人在裝子彈。

No, I'm not in here.

不，我不在這裡

Ah!

啊！

Oh, you're mic dumping.

哦，你在甩話筒。

You're mic dumping.

你在甩話筒。

Ha ha ha ha.

哈哈哈哈

Oh.

哦。

All right, I let you win that one.

好吧，我讓你贏了。

I think it's time we switch it up and find a new weapon.

我覺得是時候換換口味，尋找新的武器了。

Oh, a bow.

哦，蝴蝶結。

Hey, we gotta taste out our bow aim.

嘿，我們得試試我們的弓箭準頭了。

Come on now.

來吧

I am the bow master, so.

我是弓箭手，所以

Well, I guess we'll see who the bow master is then.

好吧，我想我們到時候就知道誰是弓箭手了。

Wait, Liam.

等等 連姆

I have enough to buy the bow and I can probably gamble a little bit.

我有足夠的錢買弓，也許還能賭一把。

Hold up a minute.

等一下

Wait a minute.

等一下

It's so gone.

就這麼沒了。

350 keys.

350 鍵。

Are you mad?

你瘋了嗎？

Well, it looks like we're gonna have to buy some keys, aren't we?

看來我們得買些鑰匙了，不是嗎？

Oh, wow.

哦，哇

That is, oh, wow.

這，哦，哇。

That is, I think I might stop the cricket.

也就是說，我想我可能會讓蟋蟀停下來。

Are you buying the legendary key bundle?

您要購買傳奇密鑰包嗎？

No, why would I do that?

不，我為什麼要那麼做？

That just sounds like a waste.

這聽起來就是一種浪費。

Well, what are you buying then?

那你要買什麼？

I wanna buy the same thing as you.

我想買和你一樣的東西。

I think I might just buy everything at this point, to be honest.

老實說，我想我可能會把所有的東西都買下來。

Hold up a minute.

等一下

Let me just buy the entire stock.

讓我買下所有的股票。

Hold on.

等一下

Standard weapons bundle gives you everything in the game.

標準武器包提供遊戲中的所有武器。

Oh, you could have told me that before.

哦，你早該告訴我了。

Yeah, I'm buying this.

是的，我買這個。

It gives you everything.

它給了你一切。

I'm actually nearly out of robux.

實際上，我的 robux 快用完了。

Hold up a minute.

等一下

This game is making me dry.

這個遊戲讓我口乾舌燥。

I think I had the exact right amount for this entire shop.

我想我有足夠的數量來滿足整個商店的需求。

Hold up.

等一下

I'm left with seven robux.

我還剩 7 個 robux。

Oh, that is not something to be good.

哦，這可不是什麼好事。

No, that is not good.

不，這樣不好。

Banker's broke.

銀行家破產了

GG.

GG.

All that gambling finally caught up to.

這一切終於被賭博所取代。

How are you opening boxes in this?

你是如何打開箱子的？

Hold up a minute.

等一下

Backpack, 100.

揹包，100

Okay.

好的

I don't even know if this is possible to open this many things at once.

我甚至不知道同時打開這麼多東西是否可能。

Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.

金子，金子，金子，金子，金子。

Full juice, max win, max twist.

全汁、最大贏率、最大扭轉。

It's cranking.

啟動了

I don't even know what's going on.

我都不知道發生了什麼。

I don't know what I'm getting and I don't care.

我不知道我得到了什麼，也不在乎。

180 new items.

180 個新項目。

Now, how do you put all that on them?

現在，你如何把這些都加在他們身上？

So you're telling me we just opened up a bunch of skins to slap on our med kits.

你是說，我們剛開了一堆皮膚，可以用在醫療包上？

Okay, I'm not gonna lie.

好吧，我不想撒謊。

I cannot be bothered applying skins to every single one of my weapons.

我懶得為我的每件武器套上皮膚。

I'm gonna be honest.

老實說

I just can't be bothered.

我只是懶得去管。

All right.

好吧

I've come to the conclusion that I'm not buying anything else.

我的結論是，我不會再買其他東西了。

Let's get going and play the game.

讓我們開始玩遊戲吧。

Yeah.

是啊

Wow.

哇

Tanker turning down gambling.

油輪轉向賭博

First time for everything, I guess.

我想，凡事都有第一次。

I don't care about those skins.

我不在乎那些皮膚。

All right.

好吧

Oh my goodness.

我的天啊

Now we have an entire inventory and I don't even know what to use.

現在我們有了一個完整的庫存，但我甚至不知道該用什麼。

I feel like we should do the same guns at the same time, no?

我覺得我們應該同時做同樣的槍，不是嗎？

Don't know what to use.

不知道該用什麼。

Like, there's just so much.

就像，實在太多了。

I just don't even know where to start.

我甚至不知道從何說起。

The heck was that sound?

這到底是什麼聲音？

Boom.

Boom.

What?

什麼？

Come hit me.

來打我啊

It's so hard to hit you.

打你太難了

Stop moving.

停止移動。

Can you hit me or what?

你能打我嗎？

Probably not.

可能不會。

At this rate.

照這個速度

Boom.

Boom.

I hit you once.

我打過你一次

I hit you once.

我打過你一次

I hit you once.

我打過你一次

What does that do?

這有什麼用？

What the heck was that?

那是什麼鬼東西？

What does it do?

它有什麼作用？

What does it do?

它有什麼作用？

I don't know.

我不知道。

I got some of you.

我得到了一些你。

Where are you?

你在哪裡？

Yeah, look at this.

是啊，看看這個。

I'm over here.

我在這裡

Yeah, come over here.

對，過來

Yeah, come over here.

對，過來

Yeah, come over here.

對，過來

Pfft.

噗。

What?

什麼？

Yeah, eat my arrow.

是啊，吃我一箭吧

Eat my arrow.

吃我一箭

What are you whipping out?

你要拿什麼出來？

I hear a chainsaw or something.

我聽到電鋸什麼的聲音。

No, you don't.

不，你沒有。

You don't hear anything.

你什麼也聽不到。

I can hear that chainsaw from a mile away, but it's all good.

我在一英里外就能聽到電鋸的聲音，但一切都很好。

I've blocked myself in.

我把自己封鎖起來了。