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  • So today, me and Hoopy are going to be playing Rivals, which is a brand new competitive shooter where you can do 1v1s, 2v2s.

  • So we're going to be buying all of the abilities and weapons to test them out.

  • And then we're going to be hopping into some 2v2s to see if we can win and work together.

  • All right, so we've got an assault rifle, a handgun, fists, and a grenade.

  • I know what I'm going to be using.

  • Do not touch me.

  • Those fists, keep them away from me.

  • How did you know I was going to try and do that?

  • I know you too well!

  • How about we have a fist fight?

  • Keep your hands away from me!

  • Your stinky hands.

  • Oh yeah, you're the one with the sweaty hands, using a gun.

  • Do you know how scary it is going up against Tanker in a 1v1 on a gun game?

  • I'm not fist fighting you, get away from me.

  • I don't even have a gun out, but I'm about to pull one out though.

  • Ah!

  • That's what happens.

  • So you either fist fight me or you gun fight me.

  • All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.

  • Fist fight, fist fight, fist fight.

  • Meet me at the big tree, meet me at the big tree.

  • I'm going to punch you in the nose.

  • Can't be frightening to punch me in the nuts.

  • I'll punch you wherever I want.

  • Yo, get over here.

  • Yeah, we'll see about that.

  • Ah!

  • Yo!

  • Right, okay.

  • Well, I'm just never trusting you ever again.

  • It is what it is.

  • It worked, my plan, it worked.

  • I think I'm going to stick to my guns from now on then.

  • Oh, I see your little head.

  • I see the top of your little head over there.

  • You've got to be low.

  • How about you come over here?

  • How's that?

  • How about you come over here?

  • Yeah, what's that?

  • It doesn't cook for very long then.

  • No, it doesn't.

  • What if I just hide for the entire round?

  • Now what?

  • What are you going to do?

  • Where are you at?

  • What the heck?

  • I'm hiding.

  • Where?

  • It looked fine to me.

  • Wait, what happens if I just hide the entire round?

  • Then we draw!

  • Wait, you better hurry up and find me.

  • You got 30 seconds.

  • Where are you at?

  • Ah, I might have a drink.

  • Drink of what?

  • Ah, the tanker juice.

  • Ew, what the heck, tanker juice?

  • Where are you?

  • It's some caffeine.

  • Wait, I've been everywhere.

  • Where are you at?

  • My energy booster.

  • Ready to play this game.

  • But first, I'm going to wait for the round to end.

  • Where are you?

  • Ah, you just couldn't find me.

  • Where were you?

  • Where were you?

  • This could be a good hide and seek game, to be honest.

  • Yo, I might actually just hide again.

  • Hold up a minute.

  • Let me find a spot real quick.

  • No, where are you?

  • Good luck finding me.

  • I'm going to crouch so you can't even hear my footsteps.

  • I think I found the map, so I won't be doing that again.

  • An easy win.

  • I feel a win coming on.

  • Now that you've said that,

  • I've changed my mind.

  • I mean, I'm not an easy win.

  • Very hard win.

  • I'm about to make the hardest win you'll ever get in your entire life.

  • Are you ready?

  • No.

  • Are you hiding?

  • I'm stuck.

  • I slid right into the wall.

  • Hello.

  • I was flying through the air.

  • I was so locked in that game and you're just like teleporting.

  • Okay, this is it.

  • Enough hiding.

  • Come on now.

  • Get off the roof.

  • Are you going to get fisted then?

  • Come on in.

  • It's so laggy.

  • No.

  • And every time I get close to you, it turns into a slideshow.

  • All right, I'm going to go hide for the next two minutes.

  • I am not going to go hide because I don't know where the invisible Barbies are.

  • Too easy.

  • Too easy.

  • I feel like the map has killed me more than you right now.

  • That is untrue.

  • I don't know why I would say such things.

  • Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

  • How'd that taste?

  • Well, you have to come find me then.

  • How did my bullets taste?

  • Good?

  • What?

  • You know where I am?

  • Yes.

  • I'm stuck.

  • There's too many boxes in the way.

  • Get over here.

  • Did you just not heal in this game?

  • I think you need to buy a med kit that costs a million robux to unlock.

  • So I'll not be getting that.

  • Are you just hiding?

  • Where are you?

  • Yeah.

  • Where are you?

  • This is not hide and seek.

  • Where are you?

  • Oh no.

  • Let's go chat.

  • No, I'm kind of cooking right now.

  • Low key.

  • That's what you think.

  • I'm about to cook this grenade now.

  • I wouldn't cook it too long.

  • What?

  • And we're about to cook you.

  • How did you get over here so quickly?

  • Sudden death.

  • Why was that so scary?

  • What the heck?

  • Yo, watch this.

  • Watch this movement.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Well, it kind of works, but not.

  • I'm stuck on a wire.

  • What are you doing here?

  • How low are you?

  • I'm nowhere.

  • I'm nowhere.

  • I'm nowhere.

  • I hear someone reloading in here.

  • No, I'm not in here.

  • Ah!

  • Oh, you're mic dumping.

  • You're mic dumping.

  • Ha ha ha ha.

  • Oh.

  • All right, I let you win that one.

  • I think it's time we switch it up and find a new weapon.

  • Oh, a bow.

  • Hey, we gotta taste out our bow aim.

  • Come on now.

  • I am the bow master, so.

  • Well, I guess we'll see who the bow master is then.

  • Wait, Liam.

  • I have enough to buy the bow and I can probably gamble a little bit.

  • Hold up a minute.

  • Wait a minute.

  • It's so gone.

  • 350 keys.

  • Are you mad?

  • Well, it looks like we're gonna have to buy some keys, aren't we?

  • Oh, wow.

  • That is, oh, wow.

  • That is, I think I might stop the cricket.

  • Are you buying the legendary key bundle?

  • No, why would I do that?

  • That just sounds like a waste.

  • Well, what are you buying then?

  • I wanna buy the same thing as you.

  • I think I might just buy everything at this point, to be honest.

  • Hold up a minute.

  • Let me just buy the entire stock.

  • Hold on.

  • Standard weapons bundle gives you everything in the game.

  • Oh, you could have told me that before.

  • Yeah, I'm buying this.

  • It gives you everything.

  • I'm actually nearly out of robux.

  • Hold up a minute.

  • This game is making me dry.

  • I think I had the exact right amount for this entire shop.

  • Hold up.

  • I'm left with seven robux.

  • Oh, that is not something to be good.

  • No, that is not good.

  • Banker's broke.

  • GG.

  • All that gambling finally caught up to.

  • How are you opening boxes in this?

  • Hold up a minute.

  • Backpack, 100.

  • Okay.

  • I don't even know if this is possible to open this many things at once.

  • Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold.

  • Full juice, max win, max twist.

  • It's cranking.

  • I don't even know what's going on.

  • I don't know what I'm getting and I don't care.

  • 180 new items.

  • Now, how do you put all that on them?

  • So you're telling me we just opened up a bunch of skins to slap on our med kits.

  • Okay, I'm not gonna lie.

  • I cannot be bothered applying skins to every single one of my weapons.

  • I'm gonna be honest.

  • I just can't be bothered.

  • All right.

  • I've come to the conclusion that I'm not buying anything else.

  • Let's get going and play the game.

  • Yeah.

  • Wow.

  • Tanker turning down gambling.

  • First time for everything, I guess.

  • I don't care about those skins.

  • All right.

  • Oh my goodness.

  • Now we have an entire inventory and I don't even know what to use.

  • I feel like we should do the same guns at the same time, no?

  • Don't know what to use.

  • Like, there's just so much.

  • I just don't even know where to start.

  • The heck was that sound?

  • Boom.

  • What?

  • Come hit me.

  • It's so hard to hit you.

  • Stop moving.

  • Can you hit me or what?

  • Probably not.

  • At this rate.

  • Boom.

  • I hit you once.

  • I hit you once.

  • I hit you once.

  • What does that do?

  • What the heck was that?

  • What does it do?

  • What does it do?

  • I don't know.

  • I got some of you.

  • Where are you?

  • Yeah, look at this.

  • I'm over here.

  • Yeah, come over here.

  • Yeah, come over here.

  • Yeah, come over here.

  • Pfft.

  • What?

  • Yeah, eat my arrow.

  • Eat my arrow.

  • What are you whipping out?

  • I hear a chainsaw or something.

  • No, you don't.

  • You don't hear anything.

  • I can hear that chainsaw from a mile away, but it's all good.

  • I've blocked myself in.

  • Good luck getting in.

  • Blocked in where?

  • Oh my God.

  • Oh my God.

  • You have to force your way through.

  • Hey, hey, hey, hey.

  • Hey, hey, hey, hey.

  • Hey, hey, hey, hey.

  • Yo.

  • Bro, bro, bro, bro.

  • The killer is inside the house.

  • The killer.

  • I think I kind of trapped myself in.

  • Wait, I want to see if the flashbang works.

  • Where you at?

  • Deploying flashbang.

  • I'm shooting them.

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • What happened?

  • I just flashbanged myself.

  • I just died IRL.

  • What the heck?

  • I got something for you.

  • It's very hot.

  • Oi!

  • Ow!

  • Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.

  • Keep your balls to yourself.

  • Take the safe.

  • Ah!

  • You're splooching all over my screen.

  • What?

  • Okay.

  • Deploying flashbang.

  • Ah!

  • I did it again.

  • Yo!

  • Let me in, bro.

  • Yo, I have more blocks.

  • You're just stuck in there.

  • More blocks.

  • Oh my God, I'm at one FPS.

  • Oh, this game is so good.

  • Oh no.

  • Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi.

  • Ah!

  • You're one HP.

  • Got my big shotgun and my short shotgun.

  • You can't handle them.

  • Okay, you just put stuff all over my screen.

  • I couldn't even see.

  • I just can't see.

  • That paper gun is just paper weird.

  • I just can't see anything.

  • Too easy!

  • Eat my balls!

  • Come on now.

  • What?

  • Oh, Tinker.

  • Where are you?

  • Oh, okay.

  • I can just do this.

  • All right.

  • I'm gonna hide.

  • Goodbye.

  • I'm stuck.

  • Ah!

  • It worked!

  • It worked!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • You fell into my trap.

  • All right, this one, surely I'll win.

  • Yeah, you're about to get rolled on the spot.

  • Okay, come on.

  • Now watch this, watch this.

  • You're not even ready.

  • You're not even ready.

  • You're not ready.

  • You're not ready.

  • What are you doing?

  • I'm on phase!

  • Boom!

  • Boom!

  • Big hit.

  • Boom!

  • No!

  • I almost forgot to dash!

  • Boom!

  • Headshot!

  • So you're not bad at games.

  • We get it.

  • We get it, Liam.

  • I ran out of bullets!

  • I ran out of bullets!

  • Oh my God, I'm lagging so bad.

  • It's like one FPS.

  • I'm not even trolling you.

  • I feel bad for you.

  • Oh my God, it's so laggy!

  • And then you just pull out the balls, of course.

  • Eat my balls, Liam.

  • I don't care.

  • I'll cheat all day if it means I get to beat you at least once.

  • Come on now.

  • Oh!

  • Oh!

  • I almost just fell off the map.

  • Boom!

  • I just froze!

  • You do now.

  • I can't wait for you to see my POV so you know how fricking laggy this is.

  • No way!

  • I hit you twice in the body.

  • You ate my grenade.

  • I don't understand.

  • You just walked right into that.

  • All right, we get it.

  • You're good at games.

  • Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

  • All right, let's go over and do some 2v2s.

  • Back rooms, are you good?

  • Why do you look like that?

  • Good idea.

  • Have you got the mines?

  • Put the mines on.

  • Oh, I didn't put mine on.

  • Look, really?

  • All right, I guess we're about to break the PCs at this point.

  • Oh yeah, yeah.

  • This is frame drop simulator right here.

  • One of them's the next one.

  • Ah!

  • He's here!

  • Shoot him!

  • The blocks are in the way!

  • This is not the play!

  • I just, that was not the play.

  • Come on, if we want to box ourselves in, we need to mine the outside.

  • One on the left, one on the right.

  • Go, go, go.

  • Back up, back up, back up, back up, back up.

  • Mine up!

  • Ah!

  • He's in here!

  • What's going on?

  • Why are they not walking into it?

  • Don't walk into my mines!

  • All right, now we wait.

  • This is the strat.

  • What happened?

  • Ah!

  • Oh, they're here, they're here!

  • Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

  • Where they at, where they at, where they at, where they at, where they at, where they at, where they at, where they at?

  • Ah!

  • Oh, got him.

  • He actually jump scared me.

  • I thought it was some sort of like jump scare.

  • Cause we're in the back rooms.

  • We gotta be the most annoying people to play against.

  • They're not gonna fall for it anymore.

  • Oh, I think I placed it in the wrong way, in the wrong place.

  • All right, now we wait for them to hop over.

  • They're gonna grenade it.

  • Oh, they go, go, go, go!

  • Go, go, go!

  • Go, go, go!

  • Go on!

  • Where's the other one, where's the other one, where's the other one?

  • Got him.

  • Oh, he's over here, he's over here.

  • My turn, my turn, my turn, my turn!

  • Balls!

  • Eat my balls!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • All right, come on, come on, come on, come on!

  • Right, I think I need to stick to use the balls.

  • You didn't do anything with them.

  • I tried!

  • I ate them with my balls!

  • What do you want from me?

  • They'll not expect it on the block.

  • Surely they're gonna, oh, that is a couple of, okay, they're countering it now, they're countering it.

  • I'm out of here, I'm running for my life!

  • Good luck, you got this, I believe in you.

  • No, I'm just gonna, oh, he hit my mine.

  • I'm going back, I'm going back!

  • I don't know where I am, I'm lost!

  • He's in the corner, he's in the corner.

  • I actually got them.

  • Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

  • Okay, I think we need to change up the strat.

  • Yo, what kind of hairline is that, Liam?

  • Ha, ha, ha, ha!

  • I look wicked, what are you on about?

  • Hit one.

  • Help, help!

  • Got him.

  • Got the other one over here.

  • Come here, where you going?

  • You're dead!

  • Wow, I like you being my teammate, it's much more fun.

  • All right, place your mine in random locations, not near the blocks, they already know about it.

  • Just go, boom!

  • I hope they run into it.

  • I'm flanking him.

  • Got him, got him.

  • I got them, ha, ha, ha!

  • They walked into the trip mine, all you can hear is the noise, and then that's it, they're both low.

  • Oh, I look absolutely wicked, mate!

  • Look at me, I'm a big shotty!

  • Yo, what kind of-

  • Look at this angle, though.

  • I think we just came up with this strategy.

  • The meta, smack a trip mine down.

  • See, this is why you don't want to have a streak.

  • How do I take it off?

  • You have like one or two streak, and then no one wants to play you anymore.

  • Like, that's it, GG, game over.

  • No one wants to play us anymore.

  • That's the one thing that's not very good about this game.

  • Look, look, look, look, quick!

  • Look, they're out here doing clan battles.

  • Oh, yoink it, yoink the spot.

  • Oh, finally, we get a match.

  • Who's got this guy on our team?

  • Ah, back rooms again, oh my gosh!

  • Same strat, easy.

  • I just look up and I see your guys staring at me.

  • I am hiding up here.

  • This is an off angle they're not gonna expect.

  • Ah!

  • Got one, but it's like-

  • They hit the other one, they hit the other one, they hit the other mine!

  • Oh my God, there's one more.

  • Got them all, oh my God!

  • The 1v3 to save the team!

  • That was insane, what the heck?

  • Yo, I like you on my team, let's go!

  • All right, I got two of them low, all three of them on me.

  • Oh, they hit the mine, go, go, go, he's low!

  • Can't see him.

  • Mines are so good for the back rooms.

  • Easy!

  • Like, if you're not using the mines in the back rooms, what are you doing?

  • It's just, it's easy.

  • You just smack down a mine, bait him to it, boom.

  • What are they gonna do about it?

  • Yo, eat my balls, eat my balls, eat my balls, eat my balls!

  • Oh, we won.

  • Let's go!

  • Get out my face, why are you in me?

  • Stop complaining.

  • Oh, right in the doorway.

  • Okay, there's two, two are low in the corner where I was at.

  • Good luck.

  • You're dead?

  • Yeah.

  • They hit the mine, I'm going.

  • Where they at?

  • Got one, got two, got three!

  • Oh, this is too good.

  • You're insane!

  • Eat my balls!

  • All right, it's an actual flashbang, though.

  • It is a flashbang.

  • Let's go!

  • Oh, we win?

  • Oh, yeah!

  • Look at you holding your trip mine.

  • My MVP, my MVP, yeah, yeah, yeah!

  • The trip mines were MVP.

  • Let's go!

  • They want another 3v3.

  • What, after that?

  • Okay, oh, we got the same teammate.

  • Oh, wait, he might change his mind.

  • Maybe they'll play a different map.

  • We'll go through the back rooms, all right?

  • We'll use something different, all right?

  • Don't worry about it.

  • Station's a nice open map.

  • Not to be trip mined.

  • Got another one.

  • That was quite a good shot.

  • Got the third.

  • Boom, all three headshots.

  • Wait, you got all of them?

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Wow.

  • Oh, double headshot!

  • Where they at?

  • I'm actually goaded.

  • Oh, he's behind, behind, behind.

  • Let's go, Liam.

  • Wait, we actually might be a good duo.

  • Hold up.

  • Our teammate's just getting carried again.

  • Get one across the map.

  • He's gonna be low.

  • I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead!

  • Oh, our teammate's getting beat up over there.

  • Ray gun time.

  • Holy ray gun!

  • Your footsteps, not your footsteps, not your footsteps!

  • All right, we'll just pop a little med.

  • For like one hit, you got hit once, and you're popping a med.

  • We're fine.

  • Oh, man, that movement.

  • We're fine.

  • Everything's fine.

  • Do you know where the other guy is?

  • He's on the roof, he's on the roof, he's on the roof.

  • I see him, don't worry about it.

  • He's gonna camp that roof so bad.

  • That is so risky, you're freaking me out.

  • We got him.

  • Give him a good old little flicky flick, and we're good.

  • Liam, you amaze me.

  • Holy smokes.

  • And now we're in a 2v3, so this is gonna be fun.

  • We got the disadvantage, but they don't have me.

  • There's one.

  • There's two.

  • He's down here, he's down here, I see him!

  • Eat my balls, eat my balls!

  • How many balls can he eat?

  • Yes!

  • And we win the round, and now we're just match point, let's go.

  • Next, where they at?

  • Next, where they at?

  • Right down here, right down here, right down here.

  • All my balls, all my balls, all my balls, all my balls, all my balls, he's in the corner, he's in the corner, he's lost!

  • We might be too good at this game.

  • All right, we're gonna have to just do one more 1v1.

  • No one's in 2v2 anymore after that.

  • Yo, Patrick, get out, this is my 1v1.

  • You sure you wanna 1v1 me, though?

  • Not really, snipers only.

  • All right, I can hear you play some mines.

  • No, you don't.

  • So I don't know who you're trying to fool with that.

  • Careful where you step, Liam.

  • Why don't I just stay up high?

  • Why don't I bring you to the side?

  • No!

  • All right.

  • I was just no scope, dude, that'd be sick.

  • What is this, quick scope, no scope, is it?

  • Yeah, quick scope, no scope.

  • Browse only servers, come on now.

  • Hey, y'all, come look at this.

  • You don't know what I just did.

  • You don't even know.

  • That was very lucky.

  • I'm not gonna lie.

  • Boom!

  • Big headshot.

  • Okay.

  • Oh, no way that hit you.

  • Ah, I just dropped a cup off my desk.

  • Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

  • Are you okay?

  • Yeah, I just had to flip my mouse around to 360 and it just, I knocked a cup off my desk.

  • Where you at, where you at?

  • Where are you?

  • Where you at, then?

  • Eww.

  • Wait, what?

  • Did you go inside there?

  • Maybe, maybe not.

  • How'd you not get, how'd you not hit the trip mine?

  • What the heck?

  • Boom!

  • I put a trip mine in there.

  • How'd you not get hit by it, huh?

  • Where you at, then?

  • Where are you?

  • Oh, hello.

  • What?

  • What are you doing there?

  • Oi!

  • Ah!

  • Oh, the headshot.

  • You need to chill.

  • You need to chill, Liam.

  • We get it.

  • You're really good at games when it comes with like shooting and aiming.

  • We get it.

  • It's my first time playing.

  • What are you on about?

  • Oh, yeah, okay.

  • Ah!

  • Yes!

  • That was so lucky of me to hit that, but I got you.

  • Yeah!

  • A win's a win!

  • Come on, then.

  • Where you at?

  • Ah!

  • Ah!

  • Come on, then.

  • Boom!

  • All right, is anyone gonna 2v2 us now?

  • Any 2v2ers?

  • Oh, you better come over here.

  • Hey, hey, hey, hey!

  • Get out of my spot!

  • Come on!

  • Oh, thank you.

  • You actually listened.

  • Didn't expect that.

  • Okay, I don't think they wanna 2v2 us.

  • Come on, guys.

  • Please!

  • We don't look that dangerous.

  • So how do I get rid of my win streak?

  • How do I get rid of it?

  • You're better off just not having one.

  • It's just pointless.

  • No one wants to play you.

  • 2v2, please!

  • No?

  • No 2v2?

  • Dang, it's rough out here.

  • Well, we would've played more team matches, but no one wants to play us.

  • Okay, yeah, it's a streak.

  • Well, I guess I just can't play the game ever again.

So today, me and Hoopy are going to be playing Rivals, which is a brand new competitive shooter where you can do 1v1s, 2v2s.

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