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Today, me and Hoopy are playing Roblox Blade Ball, but with a twist.
We're gonna be 1v1ing each other, and every time we die, we have to buy a brand new ability, which means spending Robux.
So today, we're gonna find out who's gonna spend the most Robux.
Alright, so what ability are you using?
The only one you get given for free.
And then after that, we're gonna have to spend some Robux.
And I've actually already bought a big bundle.
Got 20,000 coins to spend, and I'm not looking to lose them all.
Oh, I don't have 20,000.
We'll actually be in the game if you hurry up and turn off AFK mode.
Like, come on now.
Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
Sorry, I'm sorry!
Enchanted Forest!
Yes!
What is the difference?
It doesn't really make a difference, does it?
We're just gonna be smacking our ball back and forth at each other, and that's about it, isn't it?
And every time we die, we're gonna have to be spending some coins.
And I've already juiced up with 20,000.
Hopefully it stays that way.
I'm not even gonna spend my money, because I'm not gonna lose.
How and when do you use these abilities?
Boom!
Oh, I don't know if that was a good idea.
Yo, keep your ball away from me.
I don't want your ball.
Yo, take my ball.
Come on.
Nah, I don't want your ball.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Ah!
Yeah!
I literally clicked.
I clicked.
This game's bugged.
It's bugged.
Yeah, it's so bugged, guys.
So bugged.
It looks like you're gonna have to buy a new ability.
I've smacked on the next ability.
Surely it's not gonna get me killed this time.
Stability?
I think we might have found a game that I'm better than you at.
Yo, hang on.
How have I got this stupid little sword, and you got some, like, glowing things?
Like, hold on.
Let me talk at this.
I'm just really good at the game.
Okay, never mind.
All right.
That's why you don't look at your sword.
Gotcha.
All right, on to the next ability.
I've already spent, like, a million coins.
Why is there so many things on my screen?
There's so many freaking wheels in this lobby, Liam.
Nah, I'm not going anywhere near the crates, because we all know I will run out of Robux.
And I'm not on my main account with the Robux, and I need to save them for the abilities.
All right, now stay away from your balls.
That's why I'm building a tower.
What?
That's nearly got me killed.
Oh, my God!
Where did you go?
I'm up in the tower.
Can you see me up there?
Oh, my gosh.
You almost just killed me by that.
I'm doing that.
That threw me off a bit.
How's the hold?
Okay, I clicked, and it just doesn't register.
Oh, I love this game.
This game is so fun.
Ball.
I'm having such a great time right now, Ball.
The first game that I'm good at compared to you is about, like, passing a ball back and That's crazy.
Yeah, your favorite type of game, honestly.
Looks like we're going to have to become the biggest ball on Roblox or something.
Oh, we should play that.
Yeah, it seems like you'll be good at that as well.
Without bending Robux challenge.
Impossible.
It seems like anything to do with balls, you're going to be good at.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, anything with gambling, you'll be good at.
Just not working, so I just scammed myself.
I haven't even used an ability once.
I haven't even used my ability.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm literally clicking, and it's doing absolutely nothing.
It's just too easy.
Like, what?
Get off my screen.
Get off my map.
Yeah, I'll let you pick a good ability this time.
I haven't even had to use mine yet.
Come on.
I'm just going in order until I find something that actually works, because the last one just didn't work.
Let's see your ball skills.
Come on.
So what did I just do?
That's it.
I just teleport.
Hold on.
Teleport.
Did I help?
What the heck?
Yeah.
Did they even do anything?
That is the question.
Oh, and it got me killed.
Oh my goodness.
Onto the next ability.
Yo, look at the abilities they got.
Let me look at this.
Oh my gosh.
There's so many new abilities.
What the heck?
Yo, I don't even know what half of these do.
Yeah, you're not the only one, because they only seem to be killing me.
How much coins have you spent so far?
Because I'm already down 5k.
Zero?
I've actually made money.
Holy.
Made money?
What?
I made money from winning.
You get coins off of me?
Yeah, I keep getting coins off of me. I need to get my coins back.
Yeah, you're not making that back, buddy.
I'm not going to lie.
So what?
What's this ability?
I don't understand.
You just jump four times.
Oh, you can jump a lot.
I can jump away from your balls.
I don't want to be near them.
That's not what you said the other day.
What?
What does that even mean?
What?
Yeah, well, look at me and my ability.
I cost it.
Oh, and I'm dead.
Do you want me to let you win once?
No, I'm good.
I'm just going to wait until I find a decent ability that isn't just jump four times.
I think I'm really good at this game.
Wait a minute.
This might be my new favorite game.
Pretty sure I'm clicking, and it's just doing absolutely nothing.
Mouse might be bugged.
Hold on.
I think it's got some dust in it.
Hold on.
Must be a bit delayed.
Keep blowing.
Keep blowing.
Must be the springs.
Must be broken or something.
So what does this do?
I don't understand what's happening.
What am I doing?
What is that?
Why so fast?
I don't know.
I guess I'm just fast now.
I think that's the ability where you can jump and go fast.
I don't think it is.
You jump higher than normal.
Wow.
I can't believe it.
That's crazy.
You know, it's something that you don't really have to think about.
You know?
And I clicked, and it didn't register.
I love this game.
This game is so fun.
It takes so much skill, Bo.
I'm literally clicking, Bo.
Yeah.
Liam, what can I say?
I'm better at passing balls around.
It is what it is.
You know what?
I'm glad I'm bad at this game.
I'm never going to be good at this game, honestly, and it's a good thing.
You're just a sweat with your 30 wins.
Look at you. 30 wins is not a lot.
Whoa.
That was, like, the only decent ability I've found so far.
You know what?
Maybe it's the ability and not my clicking ability.
Use it when you can.
Kiss right now.
I haven't even used an ability yet.
I don't even. It's about time.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
You got one.
Wait.
I'm broke.
I just realized I actually have to spend Robux now.
You know, what if I've been trolling this entire time?
You know?
Maybe I just haven't been trying.
Why isn't it letting me buy the coins, Liam?
I'm clicking the button, and it's not letting me.
Oh.
Okay.
Never mind.
I'm sorry.
I'm done.
I got you.
Don't worry about it.
I'm doing a massive coin purchase right now.
You're buying more coins?
Wait a minute.
Why did I do that?
I just gifted you with my rope.
Wait.
Yo.
Yo.
Can you give me some coins?
I think I made a mistake.
I'm rich.
Oh, my God.
I'm rich.
Yo.
I'm going to open some cases.
Hold on a minute.
Let me open up a case over here.
Yo.
Let me open this.
I'm opening a case right now.
Oh, it's not happening.
What else can I get?
I got Red Splash. 0.02%.
All right.
I'll open one.
Just the one.
Just the one.
Hold on.
Just one.
Just one.
Just one.
Just one. Oh, I don't want that.
Okay.
Maybe one more.
I just want something a bit better than the basic Katana.
Okay.
It's not the best.
Maybe one more.
One more.
Because three is like the normal amount.
You open three, you know?
That's like the normal.
All right.
These are just dead swords.
I don't even want any of these.
Like, I could sit here for an entire hour opening up cases.
Like, don't even get me started.
Let's just get in the game.
Oh, this looks fun.
I've never used this before.
Let's do that.
All right.
Maybe I actually might start registering where I click now.
Oh, maybe.
Yeah.
It's just broken, you know?
So how do I even put my swords on?
There's just so many buttons.
What?
Yeah.
I think you press the skin.
I'm pressing it.
It's not letting me open it.
All right.
Hold on here.
Open your skin.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on?
I don't even know what's happening.
What is that?
I was helping you.
I was helping you.
Boom.
Boom.
I don't even know where the ball is.
But you don't need to know where the ball is.
Okay.
Yeah.
You do need to know where the ball is.
I think I found your ability.
Did you find it?
Are you going to use it?
I mean, it was the next one in line.
Oh, you're using it?
You're going in a line?
So how many coins do you have?
Uh, 50,000?
No.
Are you trying to gift me one?
You know, an early Christmas present or something?
Your Christmas present is going to be blade ball coins.
Gotcha.
I'll remember that.
I'll remember that.
Last part went out of 50.
Chill out with that. 50 Christmas presents.
Boom.
Big freeze.
How does that help?
I don't know.
Because it only gives you more time to react.
Give your grandma reaction speeds.
Actually, I don't know about that because I've been losing this time.
It's time to actually start now.
I clicked.
I clicked.
I don't want to just wipe you out the entire time.
You've got to let you win a couple rounds.
That looks kind of busted.
Wait, I'm trying this one.
Maybe I'm letting you kill me so I can move on to the better abilities.
And then I'm just going to absolutely stomp you.
Getting your goal and now getting my goal.
Hold on.
Let me just freeze it for absolutely no reason.
Hold on.
I just froze the ball just to give you more time.
I don't know how that helps.
But my ability is the one that I have to use right.
This is blade ball.
You're not scoring on me, buster.
Yo, look up.
So it gets a bit high.
You know what I mean?
I didn't see what the ball was.
I'm not good at looking at balls.
Hold on.
Yeah, we'll get good at it.
Get good at it.
Ready?
Oh, that didn't seem to work in your favor, did it?
Even you were confused.
You got another ball on your butt.
What?
It looks like it's on your butt.
No, it doesn't.
It involves with my balls, you know?
Whoa.
But you didn't expect that.
Whoa.
Whoa.
I don't even know what just happened.
I don't think that kind of worked for you.
Hey, keep buying those abilities.
I don't care.
I don't know what this does, but it's cheap.
So I'll do that.
Okay, go. Now it needs to get off my screen.
Yo, yo, yo. Teleport. Teleport.
Boom.
Okay.
Won't be doing that ever again because I'm moving on to the next ability.
La, la, la.
La, la, la.
Take the L.
Look, I got you again.
You actually uses emotes in Roblox.
Like, come on now.
What is wrong with you?
I don't even know what this does.
Ready?
Boom.
Oh, that nearly worked out.
I don't know what you just did, but don't ever do that again.
Okay.
I won't do that ever again.
Oh, but I will be dying.
You just teleported onto me or something.
Yeah, because I'm just him.
I'm the best.
Yeah, of course you'd be good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Of course you'd be good at a ball game with balls.
You're so funny, Liam.
What is happening?
I did not press anything.
Oh, I like that ability with the shield.
Yeah, but it's gone because it just did not press anything.
Can you get away from me?
I don't want to be near you anymore.
I need more time to react.
Stop teleporting onto me.
You should want to be near me.
I don't want to be anywhere near you.
That's why you're dead.
I clicked.
I clicked the button.
Yeah, that's what I've been saying.
Now you know how it feels.
You're getting your goals.
It's not penalty shootout, is it?
I'm going to penalty shootout.
Penalty shootout.
Boom!
Actual good ability.
Yeah, that is a good ability, but I already own it.
Can I just use my abilities that I already own?
I don't know.
Pick whatever.
I don't even care at this point.
I don't know what this does, but it looks cool.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I just want to see what's in it.
I just want to see what's in it.
I just want to see.
I got the same thing.
What?
I got that with coins before.
I just spent actual Robux and got the exact same thing.
I don't know.
I'm just waiting for you because you're taking forever.
I was in the game and you're up here gambling.
Stop!
Oh, my God.
Stop.
You're opening a crate right now, aren't you?
No.
Why would I be doing that?
I can't see.
I can't see.
Hold on.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I knew it.
I can't see.
I don't know what this does, by the way.
Boom!
That ability is so busted.
Maybe you should pick an ability that's going to counter it then.
I'm not sure what this does.
Oh, it's passive.
I didn't read what it did, but oh well.
I'm sure we'll probably not figure it out.
Yo, can you chill out?
Yeah, good one.
Good reaction speed there, tanker.
Yo, my turn to use this ability.
Now you get to take it.
I didn't get to see what was in my wheel.
I need to see my wheel.
Hold on.
Oh, I just bought the wheel!
Oh!
Instant spin?
No way!
That means you have to open more.
That means you have to buy more.
You have to buy 10 spins.
You got instant spin.
Oh, I may as well.
I just had...
Wait.
It didn't even instant spin.
What?
It didn't instant spin.
It's still got an animation.
This is so expensive. 599 for 10?
I'm not even getting anything good.
I don't need coins.
I can just buy coins.
Wait, I have a free spin.
Oh my gosh.
Oh, I have an hour of instant spins.
I need to actually stop myself.
Let's move on to the next ability.
Oh, I can't afford it.
I need to buy more.
I just thought I would've bought...
Oh!
I have to buy Roblox for real money.
Yes!
Yes! Yes! I'm going to have to use Starcode Tinker.
I need to reduce.
Hold on.
I'm completely dry.
This game is killing me.
I need to get off this game immediately.
I'm going to get fully twisted.
I've reduced.
I've reduced.
I've reduced.
Here we...
What?
Why is it not detecting my reducer?
Hold on.
Okay, there we go.
We're back in business.
Ha ha ha.
Hold on a minute.
Let's do this.
Oh, 13 day deal.
No way.
Can't wait.
It's going to go away in two weeks, even though I'm not going to play the game.
Oh, 10 times spin.
What does that mean?
I'm pressing 10 times spin and it's not even spinning 10 times.
Is it?
Is it working? Rapture ability.
Hold on.
I don't put it on.
Here we go.
Now, this better be decent.
Let's go.
I can just hear my wheels spinning now.
Let's go.
All right.
If this isn't good, then I'm...
Then, yeah.
I've lost all my Robux.
It is what it is.
Oh, why is the wheel still spinning?
That's all I can hear in my ears.
I don't even know what I'm getting.
It doesn't even show you.
I guess I'll find out later.
Who knows?
Who cares?
Get me in the game.
Get me in the game.
I'm just going to get three coins as we play.
Let's go.
It's still spinning.
What do you do?
Wait. Whoa. What the...
Press it and then, like, right when you're about to hit.
Oh, so can we just...
Can we keep the ball away from me for a few seconds so I can try out my new ability?
I can't keep the ball away from you.
Yo!
Stop smacking it towards me.
I don't want it.
Keep it to yourself.
Oh, the Rapture was 2%, but the Tech Blade is 1%.
I didn't even get the max win.
What was the point?
Hold on a minute.
Open up 100 spins.
Come on.
It's going to take two weeks just to open them.
Now I see why it's a two-week deal.
It takes two weeks to open them. This is literally what it's like to play with Tanker in any game.
Ah, so this is what they meant by stay away from Blayball. Yeah, this is...
Yeah.
I think it was a mistake getting you to play this game.
I'm not going to lie.
Not for developers.
Hey, devs.
Devs.
Hey.
Listen.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
I don't mind paying your rent for a couple months.
Boom!
Okay.
That is what I'm talking about.
How much did that cost me?
I don't have a clue.
What was that?
What was that?
What ability was that?
Isn't this just part of playing the game?
What else could you be possibly doing than hitting a ball back and forth?
Boom!
You weren't expecting that one.
You're getting Rapture Ability'd right now.
So why does it say times 10 spin but opens one at a time?
Let me open 10 at a time.
Let me see 10 wheels on my screen.
It's not even a reward, is it?
Is it a reward?
You know what the real reward is?
Getting to play with you.
Oh, I wasn't looking.
Change your ability, you bum!
You just lost.
I was claiming everything.
She told me to.
Take off your Rapture.
I just spent like a million Robux for that.
I don't care.
Take it off.
Take it off.
All right, I took it off.
What a waste of Robux.
Why did I do this to myself?
This is why I need to stay away from the wheel.
Why are you going on it?
What else could you possibly need from that wheel?
You already got Rapture.
I still have 65 spins left.
You bought 65 spins?
No, I bought 100.
It was a two-week deal.
I can't pass it up.
Yeah, well, you're not going to expect this ability.
Oh, am I not going to expect it?
I can still hear my wheel.
So at least that's working while I'm playing.
That's the real way to play.
I'm going to get passive coins and passive wheel spins.
Ball!
What the?
What?
How does that help?
What a waste!
Why?
Oh, wow.
This sounds really fun.
I just bought luck.
Become fairly lucky with a less chance the ball targets you.
It's only me and you!
Why did you buy that?
How did you buy it?
I'm not reading.
I'm just buying.
I hope you know on my POV, all I can hear is the wheel spinner.
I kind of like it though, to be honest.
He listens to those sounds when he goes to bed at night.
Oh, I will be.
Boom!
Wait, open up the chat.
I already got the tech blade.
Why am I still spinning?
How do I put the tech blade on?
When did I receive the tech blade?
Hold on.
I think I already got it.
Not even looking at what you got.
Boom!
Wait, that's it?
That's so ugly.
That's so ugly.
You're telling me I bought that many spins for that?
What?
Oh no, never mind.
It's now a 0.025.
Neon Viper.
We're not done yet.
I'm going to be completing the game in no time.
Just make sure you use my star code and maybe I'll be able to afford it.
Yeah, I always use star code, Tinker.
Come on now.
Support me, please.
I can't concentrate with these sound effects going in my ears.
Stop spinning!
I have so many spins left.
Oh, my ears are dying.
And my bank account is frying.
Damn bars.
And I've also got a big, massive coin pack.
So who do you think spent the most so far?
How much was the 100 spins?
I'm curious.
I don't check the price tag.
I just click things.
Oh, I can't believe it.
Do you feel rewarded?
I don't even know.
I don't know what that's doing.
It's just cocking or something.
What the heck?
Where have you gone?
I don't even know.
Are you even changing abilities?
I've been winning.
What do you want me to do?
Oh, okay.
Gotcha.
I clicked.
I literally clicked, though.
I'm clicking.
I'm clicking.
I'm clicking.
And this is why!
I'm clicking the spin instead!
At least the clicks on the spin worked, don't they?
Yeah, of course these are going to register.
Take the L!
Take the L!
Take the L!
I kind of like the sound effects.
It's like background music to me, to be honest.
It's like I'm in a casino.
I can see why people told me to stay away from this game.
And you know what?
I should have listened.
Boom!
The ability did not work.
The ability did not work.
I pressed Q and it went err.
You always hit the wheel.
You have a problem.
I bought them.
I might as well use them.
Every time the round ends, you beeline the wheels?
Yeah, what do you want me to do?
Tell me.
What does this do?
Yo, yo!
What's that?
I don't know what you're doing.
You're just like appearing things.
I was distracted.
I'm looking at your laser beams.
I don't know what that does.
I don't know either.
Oh, there's no way.
Oh, I'm going to be out.
How have I lost that much already?
He's going to be in here for the next 15 hours.
I have disabled it and it didn't even do anything.
I click and it doesn't work.
All right, I've only got two more spins.
You've spun a hundred spins that quickly.
I'm just going to give some advice.
Stay away from the spinner.
I was testing it out so you don't have to.
Tanker's a bad influence.
No, I was testing it out.
I was testing it.
All right, what would happen if I pull you?
Boom!
It didn't work!
These abilities are so bad!
Why?
I'm out of coins again.
Oh my gosh.
Okay, this should be our last one.
The last one.
I might as well buy every single ability and test them out.
At this point, I don't even care anymore.
Win or lose, I'm buying more abilities.
May as well.
I'm full deep now.
I'm so far in.
I just have to continue.
I have to.
I have to test all the abilities.
There might be that one ability I've not tried.
That's just the best.
I don't know.
Am I supposed to know what abilities there are?
Boom!
I don't even know what that did.
I don't know what it does.
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Use your favorite ability that we used the entire time.
I don't have a clue.
I haven't been reading anything.
Just pick your favorite one for the last one.
I'm going to have to buy some more.
Well, I'm using my favorite.
I don't have a favorite.
They're all the same to me.
Useless, useless, and useless.
I'm looking what the most expensive one is, honestly.
Okay, I mean, I bought a very expensive one.
Let's hope it does actually do something.
Will he win?
Find out.
It doesn't even just tell you a description of what it does unless you click on this, and then you click on that.
And it's like, I don't even know what that means.
Click on this.
I'll click on the spin in a minute.
Can't wait to see what this does.
What?
Ah!
Ah!
He just pulled towards me!
Right, I'm staying away from balls.