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  • Today, me and Hoopy are playing Roblox Blade Ball, but with a twist.

    今天,我和胡比要玩的是 Roblox 刀鋒球,但有一個轉折。

  • We're gonna be 1v1ing each other, and every time we die, we have to buy a brand new ability, which means spending Robux.

    我們要 1V1 對戰,每次死亡都要購買全新的能力,這意味著要花費 Robux。

  • So today, we're gonna find out who's gonna spend the most Robux.

    今天,我們來看看誰花的 Robux 最多。

  • Alright, so what ability are you using?

    好吧,你用的是什麼能力?

  • The only one you get given for free.

    唯一免費贈送的

  • And then after that, we're gonna have to spend some Robux.

    之後,我們還得花一些 Robux。

  • And I've actually already bought a big bundle.

    實際上,我已經買了一大捆。

  • Got 20,000 coins to spend, and I'm not looking to lose them all.

    我有 20,000 個金幣要花,而且我不想把它們都花光。

  • Oh, I don't have 20,000.

    哦,我沒有兩萬。

  • We'll actually be in the game if you hurry up and turn off AFK mode.

    如果你能快點關閉 "AFK "模式,我們就能真正進入遊戲了。

  • Like, come on now.

    就像,現在來吧。

  • Oh, right, right, right, right, right.

    哦,對,對,對,對,對。

  • Sorry, I'm sorry!

    對不起

  • Enchanted Forest!

    魔法森林

  • Yes!

    是的!

  • What is the difference?

    有什麼區別?

  • It doesn't really make a difference, does it?

    這其實沒什麼區別,不是嗎?

  • We're just gonna be smacking our ball back and forth at each other, and that's about it, isn't it?

    我們只是互相來回擊球,僅此而已,不是嗎?

  • And every time we die, we're gonna have to be spending some coins.

    每次我們死的時候,都得花點金幣。

  • And I've already juiced up with 20,000.

    我已經榨出了兩萬塊錢。

  • Hopefully it stays that way.

    希望能一直保持下去。

  • I'm not even gonna spend my money, because I'm not gonna lose.

    我甚至不打算花錢,因為我不會輸。

  • How and when do you use these abilities?

    您如何以及何時使用這些能力?

  • Boom!

    Boom!

  • Oh, I don't know if that was a good idea.

    哦,我不知道這是不是個好主意。

  • Yo, keep your ball away from me.

    喲,把你的球離我遠點

  • I don't want your ball.

    我不想要你的球

  • Yo, take my ball.

    喲,把我的球。

  • Come on.

    來吧

  • Nah, I don't want your ball.

    不,我不想要你的球。

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa!

    哇,哇,哇

  • Ah!

    啊!

  • Yeah!

    是啊

  • I literally clicked.

    我真的點了一下。

  • I clicked.

    我點了一下。

  • This game's bugged.

    這遊戲有漏洞

  • It's bugged.

    有問題。

  • Yeah, it's so bugged, guys.

    是啊,這是個大問題,夥計們。

  • So bugged.

    被竊聽了

  • It looks like you're gonna have to buy a new ability.

    看來你得買一個新的能力了。

  • I've smacked on the next ability.

    我已經掌握了下一個能力。

  • Surely it's not gonna get me killed this time.

    這次肯定不會再讓我送命了。

  • Stability?

    穩定?

  • I think we might have found a game that I'm better than you at.

    我想我們可能找到了一個我比你擅長的遊戲。

  • Yo, hang on.

    等一下

  • How have I got this stupid little sword, and you got some, like, glowing things?

    我怎麼會有一把破劍,而你卻有一些會發光的東西?

  • Like, hold on.

    等等

  • Let me talk at this.

    讓我來談談這個。

  • I'm just really good at the game.

    我真的很擅長比賽。

  • Okay, never mind.

    好吧,沒關係。

  • All right.

    好的

  • That's why you don't look at your sword.

    這就是為什麼你不看你的劍。

  • Gotcha.

    抓到你了

  • All right, on to the next ability.

    好了,開始下一項能力。

  • I've already spent, like, a million coins.

    我已經花了差不多一百萬金幣了。

  • Why is there so many things on my screen?

    為什麼我的螢幕上有這麼多東西?

  • There's so many freaking wheels in this lobby, Liam.

    這個大廳裡有太多的輪子了 連姆 There's so many freaking wheels in this lobby, Liam.

  • Nah, I'm not going anywhere near the crates, because we all know I will run out of Robux.

    不,我不會靠近箱子,因為我們都知道我會用完 Robux。

  • And I'm not on my main account with the Robux, and I need to save them for the abilities.

    而且我的 Robux 不在我的主賬戶上,我需要把它們存起來以備不時之需。

  • All right, now stay away from your balls.

    好了,現在離你的蛋蛋遠點。

  • That's why I'm building a tower.

    這就是我要建一座塔的原因。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • That's nearly got me killed.

    這差點害死我。

  • Oh, my God!

    我的天啊

  • Where did you go?

    你去哪兒了?

  • I'm up in the tower.

    我在塔上

  • Can you see me up there?

    你能看到我在上面嗎?

  • Oh, my gosh.

    哦,我的天哪。

  • You almost just killed me by that.

    你剛才差點殺了我。

  • I'm doing that.

    我正在這麼做。

  • That threw me off a bit.

    這讓我有點詫異。

  • How's the hold?

    艙位情況如何?

  • Okay, I clicked, and it just doesn't register.

    好吧,我點擊了,但它就是不註冊。

  • Oh, I love this game.

    哦,我喜歡這個遊戲。

  • This game is so fun.

    這個遊戲太有趣了。

  • Ball.

    球。

  • I'm having such a great time right now, Ball.

    我現在很開心,波爾。

  • The first game that I'm good at compared to you is about, like, passing a ball back and That's crazy.

    和你相比,我最擅長的第一場比賽就是回傳球,這太瘋狂了。

  • Yeah, your favorite type of game, honestly.

    老實說,這是你最喜歡的遊戲類型。

  • Looks like we're going to have to become the biggest ball on Roblox or something.

    看來我們得成為 Roblox 上最大的球了。

  • Oh, we should play that.

    哦,我們應該玩這個。

  • Yeah, it seems like you'll be good at that as well.

    是啊,看來你也很擅長這個。

  • Without bending Robux challenge.

    沒有彎曲的 Robux 挑戰。

  • Impossible.

    不可能

  • It seems like anything to do with balls, you're going to be good at.

    似乎任何與球有關的事情,你都會很擅長。

  • Yeah, yeah.

    是啊,是啊。

  • Well, anything with gambling, you'll be good at.

    嗯,只要是和賭博有關的,你都會很擅長。

  • Just not working, so I just scammed myself.

    就是不行,所以我就自己騙自己。

  • I haven't even used an ability once.

    我甚至一次都沒用過能力。

  • I haven't even used my ability.

    我甚至還沒有使用過我的能力。

  • Okay.

    好的

  • Yeah, I'm literally clicking, and it's doing absolutely nothing.

    是的,我正在點擊,但完全沒有任何作用。

  • It's just too easy.

    這太容易了。

  • Like, what?

    比如,什麼?

  • Get off my screen.

    離開我的螢幕

  • Get off my map.

    滾出我的地圖

  • Yeah, I'll let you pick a good ability this time.

    是啊,這次我就讓你挑個好能力吧。

  • I haven't even had to use mine yet.

    我甚至還沒有用過我的。

  • Come on.

    來吧

  • I'm just going in order until I find something that actually works, because the last one just didn't work.

    我只是按部就班,直到找到真正有效的方法,因為上一個方法並不奏效。

  • Let's see your ball skills.

    讓我看看你的球技

  • Come on.

    來吧

  • So what did I just do?

    我剛才做了什麼?

  • That's it.

    就是這樣。

  • I just teleport.

    我只是瞬移。

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • Teleport.

    傳送

  • Did I help?

    我幫上忙了嗎?

  • What the heck?

    搞什麼鬼?

  • Yeah.

    是啊

  • Did they even do anything?

    他們到底做了什麼?

  • That is the question.

    這就是問題所在。

  • Oh, and it got me killed.

    哦,還害我被殺了。

  • Oh my goodness.

    我的天啊

  • Onto the next ability.

    進入下一個能力。

  • Yo, look at the abilities they got.

    喲,看看他們的能力。

  • Let me look at this.

    讓我看看這個。

  • Oh my gosh.

    我的天啊

  • There's so many new abilities.

    有這麼多新能力。

  • What the heck?

    搞什麼鬼?

  • Yo, I don't even know what half of these do.

    喲,我都不知道其中一半是幹什麼的。

  • Yeah, you're not the only one, because they only seem to be killing me.

    是啊,你不是唯一的一個,因為他們似乎只殺了我一個。

  • How much coins have you spent so far?

    到目前為止,您花了多少金幣?

  • Because I'm already down 5k.

    因為我已經損失了 5 千美元。

  • Zero?

    零?

  • I've actually made money.

    我真的賺到錢了。

  • Holy.

    神聖的

  • Made money?

    賺了錢?

  • What?

    什麼?

  • I made money from winning.

    我從勝利中賺到了錢。

  • You get coins off of me?

    你從我身上拿硬幣?

  • Yeah, I keep getting coins off of me. I need to get my coins back.

    是啊,我的金幣老是被別人搶走。 我得把硬幣拿回來

  • Yeah, you're not making that back, buddy.

    是啊,你賺不回來了,夥計。

  • I'm not going to lie.

    我不想撒謊。

  • So what?

    那又怎樣?

  • What's this ability?

    這是什麼能力?

  • I don't understand.

    我不明白。

  • You just jump four times.

    你只需跳四下。

  • Oh, you can jump a lot.

    哦,你可以跳得很高。

  • I can jump away from your balls.

    我可以跳離你的蛋蛋

  • I don't want to be near them.

    我不想靠近他們。

  • That's not what you said the other day.

    你那天可不是這麼說的。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • What does that even mean?

    這到底是什麼意思?

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Yeah, well, look at me and my ability.

    是啊,看看我和我的能力。

  • I cost it.

    我的成本。

  • Oh, and I'm dead.

    哦,我死了。

  • Do you want me to let you win once?

    你想讓我讓你贏一次嗎?

  • No, I'm good.

    不,我很好。

  • I'm just going to wait until I find a decent ability that isn't just jump four times.

    我只想等到找到一個像樣的能力,而不只是跳四下。

  • I think I'm really good at this game.

    我覺得我真的很擅長這個遊戲。

  • Wait a minute.

    等一下

  • This might be my new favorite game.

    這可能是我最喜歡的遊戲了。

  • Pretty sure I'm clicking, and it's just doing absolutely nothing.

    我很確定我正在點擊,但它什麼也沒做。

  • Mouse might be bugged.

    滑鼠可能被竊聽了。

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • I think it's got some dust in it.

    我覺得裡面有灰塵。

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • Must be a bit delayed.

    一定是有點延誤了。

  • Keep blowing.

    繼續吹

  • Keep blowing.

    繼續吹

  • Must be the springs.

    一定是彈簧的問題。

  • Must be broken or something.

    肯定是壞了還是怎麼的。

  • So what does this do?

    那麼,這有什麼用呢?

  • I don't understand what's happening.

    我不明白髮生了什麼。

  • What am I doing?

    我在做什麼?

  • What is that?

    那是什麼?

  • Why so fast?

    為什麼這麼快?

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • I guess I'm just fast now.

    我想我現在就是快。

  • I think that's the ability where you can jump and go fast.

    我認為這就是你能跳得又快的能力。

  • I don't think it is.

    我不這麼認為。

  • You jump higher than normal.

    你跳得比平常更高。

  • Wow.

  • I can't believe it.

    我簡直不敢相信。

  • That's crazy.

    太瘋狂了

  • You know, it's something that you don't really have to think about.

    你知道,這是你不需要考慮的事情。

  • You know?

    你知道嗎?

  • And I clicked, and it didn't register.

    我點擊了一下,但沒有註冊。

  • I love this game.

    我喜歡這個遊戲。

  • This game is so fun.

    這個遊戲太有趣了。

  • It takes so much skill, Bo.

    這需要很多技巧,波。

  • I'm literally clicking, Bo.

    我真的在點擊,波。

  • Yeah.

    是啊

  • Liam, what can I say?

    連姆,我能說什麼呢?

  • I'm better at passing balls around.

    我更擅長傳球。

  • It is what it is.

    它就是它。

  • You know what?

    你知道嗎?

  • I'm glad I'm bad at this game.

    我很高興我不擅長這個遊戲。

  • I'm never going to be good at this game, honestly, and it's a good thing.

    老實說,我永遠也玩不好這個遊戲,這是好事。

  • You're just a sweat with your 30 wins.

    你不過是拿著 30 場勝利的汗水罷了。

  • Look at you. 30 wins is not a lot.

    看看你自己30 勝不算多

  • Whoa.

    哇哦

  • That was, like, the only decent ability I've found so far.

    這是我迄今為止發現的唯一像樣的能力。

  • You know what?

    你知道嗎?

  • Maybe it's the ability and not my clicking ability.

    也許是能力問題,而不是我的點擊能力。

  • Use it when you can.

    能用就用。

  • Kiss right now.

    馬上接吻

  • I haven't even used an ability yet.

    我甚至還沒有使用過一種能力。

  • I don't even. It's about time.

    我都不知道。 是時候了

  • Okay.

    好的

  • All right.

    好吧

  • All right.

    好吧

  • You got one.

    你有一個。

  • Wait.

    等等。

  • I'm broke.

    我破產了

  • I just realized I actually have to spend Robux now.

    我才意識到,我現在真的得花 Robux 了。

  • You know, what if I've been trolling this entire time?

    你知道,如果我一直在耍花招呢?

  • You know?

    你知道嗎?

  • Maybe I just haven't been trying.

    也許我只是沒有嘗試。

  • Why isn't it letting me buy the coins, Liam?

    為什麼不讓我買硬幣,連姆?

  • I'm clicking the button, and it's not letting me.

    我正在點擊按鈕,但它不讓我點擊。

  • Oh.

    哦。

  • Okay.

    好的

  • Never mind.

    沒關係。

  • I'm sorry.

    對不起

  • I'm done.

    我不玩了

  • I got you.

    我抓住你了

  • Don't worry about it.

    別擔心。

  • I'm doing a massive coin purchase right now.

    我現在正在大量購買硬幣。

  • You're buying more coins?

    你要買更多的硬幣?

  • Wait a minute.

    等一下

  • Why did I do that?

    我為什麼要這麼做?

  • I just gifted you with my rope.

    我剛把我的繩子送給了你。

  • Wait.

    等等。

  • Yo.

    喲。

  • Yo.

    喲。

  • Can you give me some coins?

    能給我一些硬幣嗎?

  • I think I made a mistake.

    我想我犯了一個錯誤。

  • I'm rich.

    我很有錢

  • Oh, my God.

    我的天啊

  • I'm rich.

    我很有錢

  • Yo.

    喲。

  • I'm going to open some cases.

    我要打開幾個箱子。

  • Hold on a minute.

    等一下

  • Let me open up a case over here.

    讓我在這裡打開一個箱子。

  • Yo.

    喲。

  • Let me open this.

    讓我來打開這個。

  • I'm opening a case right now.

    我正在立案。

  • Oh, it's not happening.

    哦,沒戲。

  • What else can I get?

    我還能得到什麼?

  • I got Red Splash. 0.02%.

    我拿到的是 "紅色飛濺"。0.02%.

  • All right.

    好的

  • I'll open one.

    我開一個

  • Just the one.

    只有一個。

  • Just the one.

    只有一個。

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • Just one.

    只有一個

  • Just one.

    只有一個

  • Just one.

    只有一個

  • Just one. Oh, I don't want that.

    就一個 哦,我不想要那個

  • Okay.

    好的

  • Maybe one more.

    也許還有一個。

  • I just want something a bit better than the basic Katana.

    我只是想要比基本的卡塔納更好的東西。

  • Okay.

    好的

  • It's not the best.

    這不是最好的。

  • Maybe one more.

    也許還有一個。

  • One more.

    再來一個

  • Because three is like the normal amount.

    因為三個是正常數量。

  • You open three, you know?

    你打開三個,你知道嗎?

  • That's like the normal.

    這很正常。

  • All right.

    好吧

  • These are just dead swords.

    這些只是死劍。

  • I don't even want any of these.

    這些我一個都不想要。

  • Like, I could sit here for an entire hour opening up cases.

    比如,我可以坐在這裡整整一個小時來打開箱子。

  • Like, don't even get me started.

    就像,甚至不要讓我開始。

  • Let's just get in the game.

    讓我們進入遊戲吧。

  • Oh, this looks fun.

    哦,這看起來很有趣。

  • I've never used this before.

    我從來沒用過這個。

  • Let's do that.

    讓我們開始吧。

  • All right.

    好吧

  • Maybe I actually might start registering where I click now.

    也許我真的會開始登記我現在點擊的地方。

  • Oh, maybe.

    也許吧

  • Yeah.

    是啊

  • It's just broken, you know?

    它只是壞了,你知道嗎?

  • So how do I even put my swords on?

    那我該如何佩戴我的劍呢?

  • There's just so many buttons.

    按鈕太多了

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Yeah.

    是啊

  • I think you press the skin.

    我想你是按壓皮膚。

  • I'm pressing it.

    我正在按

  • It's not letting me open it.

    它不讓我打開。

  • All right.

    好吧

  • Hold on here.

    等一下

  • Open your skin.

    打開你的皮膚

  • Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

    哇哦,哇哦,哇哦,哇哦,哇哦。

  • What's going on?

    怎麼了?

  • I don't even know what's happening.

    我都不知道發生了什麼。

  • What is that?

    那是什麼?

  • I was helping you.

    我在幫你

  • I was helping you.

    我在幫你

  • Boom.

    Boom.

  • Boom.

    Boom.

  • I don't even know where the ball is.

    我甚至不知道球在哪裡。

  • But you don't need to know where the ball is.

    但你不需要知道球在哪裡。

  • Okay.

    好的

  • Yeah.

    是啊

  • You do need to know where the ball is.

    你確實需要知道球在哪裡。

  • I think I found your ability.

    我想我找到了你的能力。

  • Did you find it?

    找到了嗎?

  • Are you going to use it?

    你會使用它嗎?

  • I mean, it was the next one in line.

    我是說,它是下一個。

  • Oh, you're using it?

    哦,你在用它?

  • You're going in a line?

    你要排隊?

  • So how many coins do you have?

    你有多少硬幣?

  • Uh, 50,000?

    五萬?

  • No.

  • Are you trying to gift me one?

    你是想送我一個嗎?

  • You know, an early Christmas present or something?

    你知道,提前送個聖誕禮物什麼的?

  • Your Christmas present is going to be blade ball coins.

    你的聖誕禮物將是刀片球硬幣。

  • Gotcha.

    抓到你了

  • I'll remember that.

    我會記住的。

  • I'll remember that.

    我會記住的。

  • Last part went out of 50.

    最後一部分出了 50 個。

  • Chill out with that. 50 Christmas presents.

    別緊張50 份聖誕禮物

  • Boom.

    Boom.

  • Big freeze.

    大凍結。

  • How does that help?

    這有什麼幫助?

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • Because it only gives you more time to react.

    因為這隻會給你更多的反應時間。

  • Give your grandma reaction speeds.

    給你奶奶反應速度

  • Actually, I don't know about that because I've been losing this time.

    其實,我也不知道,因為這段時間我一直在輸。

  • It's time to actually start now.

    是時候真正開始了。

  • I clicked.

    我點了一下。

  • I clicked.

    我點了一下。

  • I don't want to just wipe you out the entire time.

    我不想一直把你消滅掉。

  • You've got to let you win a couple rounds.

    你必須讓自己贏幾個回合。

  • That looks kind of busted.

    看起來有點破損。

  • Wait, I'm trying this one.

    等等,我要試試這個。

  • Maybe I'm letting you kill me so I can move on to the better abilities.

    也許我讓你殺了我,是為了讓我獲得更好的能力。

  • And then I'm just going to absolutely stomp you.

    然後我就會狠狠地踩死你。

  • Getting your goal and now getting my goal.

    實現了你的目標,現在又實現了我的目標。

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • Let me just freeze it for absolutely no reason.

    讓我毫無理由地把它凍起來。

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • I just froze the ball just to give you more time.

    我只是把球冷凍起來,給你更多時間。

  • I don't know how that helps.

    我不知道這有什麼用。

  • But my ability is the one that I have to use right.

    但我的能力是我必須正確使用的能力。

  • This is blade ball.

    這是葉片球。

  • You're not scoring on me, buster.

    你沒在我身上得分,小子。

  • Yo, look up.

    喲,往上看。

  • So it gets a bit high.

    所以有點高。

  • You know what I mean?

    你明白我的意思嗎?

  • I didn't see what the ball was.

    我沒看到球是什麼。

  • I'm not good at looking at balls.

    我不擅長看球。

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • Yeah, we'll get good at it.

    是的,我們會做得很好的。

  • Get good at it.

    好好幹。

  • Ready?

    準備好了嗎?

  • Oh, that didn't seem to work in your favor, did it?

    哦,這似乎對你不利,是嗎?

  • Even you were confused.

    就連你也感到困惑。

  • You got another ball on your butt.

    你屁股上又多了一個球

  • What?

    什麼?

  • It looks like it's on your butt.

    看起來就像在你的屁股上。

  • No, it doesn't.

    不,沒有。

  • It involves with my balls, you know?

    它涉及到我的蛋蛋,你知道嗎?

  • Whoa.

    哇哦

  • But you didn't expect that.

    但你沒想到。

  • Whoa.

    哇哦

  • Whoa.

    哇哦

  • I don't even know what just happened.

    我都不知道剛才發生了什麼。

  • I don't think that kind of worked for you.

    我不認為這對你有用。

  • Hey, keep buying those abilities.

    嘿,繼續購買這些能力吧。

  • I don't care.

    我不在乎

  • I don't know what this does, but it's cheap.

    我不知道這東西有什麼用,但它很便宜。

  • So I'll do that.

    所以我會這麼做。

  • Okay, go. Now it needs to get off my screen.

    好了,走吧 現在它得離開我的螢幕了

  • Yo, yo, yo. Teleport. Teleport.

    喲 喲 喲 遠距傳物 Teleport. Teleport.

  • Boom.

    Boom.

  • Okay.

    好的

  • Won't be doing that ever again because I'm moving on to the next ability.

    我再也不會這樣做了,因為我要繼續學習下一種能力。

  • La, la, la.

    啦,啦,啦

  • La, la, la.

    啦,啦,啦

  • Take the L.

    乘 L 路

  • Look, I got you again.

    看,我又抓到你了

  • You actually uses emotes in Roblox.

    實際上,你在 Roblox 中使用表情。

  • Like, come on now.

    就像,現在來吧。

  • What is wrong with you?

    你怎麼了?

  • I don't even know what this does.

    我都不知道這是幹什麼用的。

  • Ready?

    準備好了嗎?

  • Boom.

    Boom.

  • Oh, that nearly worked out.

    哦,差點就成功了。

  • I don't know what you just did, but don't ever do that again.

    我不知道你剛才做了什麼,但千萬別再這麼做了。

  • Okay.

    好的

  • I won't do that ever again.

    我再也不會那樣做了。

  • Oh, but I will be dying.

    哦,但我會死的。

  • You just teleported onto me or something.

    你是瞬移到我身上還是怎麼的?

  • Yeah, because I'm just him.

    是啊,因為我就是他

  • I'm the best.

    我是最棒的

  • Yeah, of course you'd be good.

    是啊,你當然會很好。

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    是啊,是啊,是啊。

  • Of course you'd be good at a ball game with balls.

    有球的比賽你當然很在行。

  • You're so funny, Liam.

    你真幽默 連姆

  • What is happening?

    發生了什麼事?

  • I did not press anything.

    我什麼都沒按。

  • Oh, I like that ability with the shield.

    哦,我喜歡這個帶盾牌的能力。

  • Yeah, but it's gone because it just did not press anything.

    是的,但它不見了,因為它什麼都沒按。

  • Can you get away from me?

    你能離開我嗎?

  • I don't want to be near you anymore.

    我不想再靠近你了。

  • I need more time to react.

    我需要更多時間做出反應。

  • Stop teleporting onto me.

    別再傳送到我身上了

  • You should want to be near me.

    你應該想靠近我

  • I don't want to be anywhere near you.

    我不想靠近你。

  • That's why you're dead.

    所以你才會死

  • I clicked.

    我點了一下。

  • I clicked the button.

    我點擊了按鈕。

  • Yeah, that's what I've been saying.

    是啊,我也是這麼說的。

  • Now you know how it feels.

    現在你知道是什麼感覺了吧。

  • You're getting your goals.

    你正在實現你的目標。

  • It's not penalty shootout, is it?

    這不是點球大戰吧?

  • I'm going to penalty shootout.

    我要參加點球大戰。

  • Penalty shootout.

    點球大戰

  • Boom!

    Boom!

  • Actual good ability.

    實際能力強。

  • Yeah, that is a good ability, but I already own it.

    是的,這是一個很好的能力,但我已經擁有它了。

  • Can I just use my abilities that I already own?

    我可以使用我已經擁有的能力嗎?

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • Pick whatever.

    隨便挑。

  • I don't even care at this point.

    在這一點上,我根本不在乎。

  • I don't know what this does, but it looks cool.

    我不知道這東西有什麼用,但它看起來很酷。

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • I just want to see what's in it.

    我只是想看看裡面有什麼。

  • I just want to see what's in it.

    我只是想看看裡面有什麼。

  • I just want to see.

    我只是想看看。

  • I got the same thing.

    我也有同樣的遭遇。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • I got that with coins before.

    我以前用硬幣時也遇到過這種情況。

  • I just spent actual Robux and got the exact same thing.

    我剛剛花了實際的 Robux,卻得到了一模一樣的東西。

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • I'm just waiting for you because you're taking forever.

    我只是在等你,因為你要等很久。

  • I was in the game and you're up here gambling.

    我在玩遊戲,你卻在這裡賭博。

  • Stop!

    停下!

  • Oh, my God.

    我的天啊

  • Stop.

    停下。

  • You're opening a crate right now, aren't you?

    你正在打開一個箱子,是嗎?

  • No.

  • Why would I be doing that?

    我為什麼要這麼做?

  • I can't see.

    我看不見。

  • I can't see.

    我看不見。

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • I knew it.

    我就知道

  • I knew it.

    我就知道

  • I knew it.

    我就知道

  • I knew it.

    我就知道

  • I can't see.

    我看不見。

  • I don't know what this does, by the way.

    順便說一句,我不知道這有什麼用。

  • Boom!

    Boom!

  • That ability is so busted.

    這種能力太糟糕了。

  • Maybe you should pick an ability that's going to counter it then.

    也許你應該選擇一種可以對抗它的能力。

  • I'm not sure what this does.

    我不知道這有什麼用。

  • Oh, it's passive.

    哦,是被動的。

  • I didn't read what it did, but oh well.

    我沒讀懂它的作用,不過還好。

  • I'm sure we'll probably not figure it out.

    我敢肯定,我們可能想不出來。

  • Yo, can you chill out?

    喲,你能冷靜一下嗎?

  • Yeah, good one.

    是啊,說得好

  • Good reaction speed there, tanker.

    反應速度真快,坦克手。

  • Yo, my turn to use this ability.

    喲,輪到我使用這個能力了。

  • Now you get to take it.

    現在你可以拿走它了。

  • I didn't get to see what was in my wheel.

    我沒能看到我的車輪裡有什麼。

  • I need to see my wheel.

    我要看看我的輪子。

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • Oh, I just bought the wheel!

    哦,我剛買了輪子!

  • Oh!

    哦!

  • Instant spin?

    瞬間旋轉?

  • No way!

    不可能

  • That means you have to open more.

    這意味著你必須打開更多。

  • That means you have to buy more.

    這意味著你必須購買更多。

  • You have to buy 10 spins.

    您必須購買 10 次旋轉。

  • You got instant spin.

    瞬間旋轉

  • Oh, I may as well.

    哦,我也想。

  • I just had...

    我只是...

  • Wait.

    等等。

  • It didn't even instant spin.

    它甚至沒有瞬間旋轉。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • It didn't instant spin.

    它沒有瞬間旋轉。

  • It's still got an animation.

    還是有動畫的。

  • This is so expensive. 599 for 10?

    太貴了10 個 599 美元?

  • I'm not even getting anything good.

    我都沒得到什麼好東西。

  • I don't need coins.

    我不需要硬幣

  • I can just buy coins.

    我可以直接買硬幣。

  • Wait, I have a free spin.

    等等,我有一個免費旋轉。

  • Oh my gosh.

    我的天啊

  • Oh, I have an hour of instant spins.

    哦,我有一個小時的即時旋轉時間。

  • I need to actually stop myself.

    我得讓自己停下來。

  • Let's move on to the next ability.

    讓我們繼續學習下一項能力。

  • Oh, I can't afford it.

    哦,我買不起。

  • I need to buy more.

    我需要多買一些。

  • I just thought I would've bought...

    我還以為我會買...

  • Oh!

    哦!

  • I have to buy Roblox for real money.

    我必須用真錢購買 Roblox。

  • Yes!

    是的!

  • Yes! Yes! I'm going to have to use Starcode Tinker.

    是的!是的! 我必須使用 Starcode Tinker。

  • I need to reduce.

    我需要減少。

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • I'm completely dry.

    我完全乾了。

  • This game is killing me.

    這遊戲真要命

  • I need to get off this game immediately.

    我得馬上離開這個遊戲。

  • I'm going to get fully twisted.

    我要被完全扭曲了。

  • I've reduced.

    我已經減少了。

  • I've reduced.

    我已經減少了。

  • I've reduced.

    我已經減少了。

  • Here we...

    我們...

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Why is it not detecting my reducer?

    為什麼檢測不到我的減速器?

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • Okay, there we go.

    好了,我們走吧。

  • We're back in business.

    我們又開始工作了。

  • Ha ha ha.

    哈哈哈。

  • Hold on a minute.

    等一下

  • Let's do this.

    我們開始吧

  • Oh, 13 day deal.

    哦,13 天的交易。

  • No way.

    不可能

  • Can't wait.

    等不及了

  • It's going to go away in two weeks, even though I'm not going to play the game.

    雖然我不玩遊戲了,但兩週後它就會消失。

  • Oh, 10 times spin.

    哦,10 次旋轉。

  • What does that mean?

    這是什麼意思?

  • I'm pressing 10 times spin and it's not even spinning 10 times.

    我按了 10 次旋轉鍵,它卻連 10 次都沒轉。

  • Is it?

    是嗎?

  • Is it working? Rapture ability.

    能用嗎? 狂喜能力

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • I don't put it on.

    我沒戴。

  • Here we go.

    開始了

  • Now, this better be decent.

    現在,這最好是體面的。

  • Let's go.

    我們走吧

  • I can just hear my wheels spinning now.

    我現在都能聽到我的車輪在轉動了。

  • Let's go.

    我們走吧

  • All right.

    好的

  • If this isn't good, then I'm...

    如果這不好,那我...

  • Then, yeah.

    然後,是的。

  • I've lost all my Robux.

    我失去了所有的 Robux。

  • It is what it is.

    它就是它。

  • Oh, why is the wheel still spinning?

    哦,為什麼輪子還在轉?

  • That's all I can hear in my ears.

    這就是我耳邊能聽到的一切。

  • I don't even know what I'm getting.

    我都不知道我得到了什麼。

  • It doesn't even show you.

    它甚至不會讓你看到。

  • I guess I'll find out later.

    我想我以後會知道的。

  • Who knows?

    誰知道呢?

  • Who cares?

    誰在乎呢?

  • Get me in the game.

    讓我加入遊戲

  • Get me in the game.

    讓我加入遊戲

  • I'm just going to get three coins as we play.

    我只想在遊戲過程中得到三個硬幣。

  • Let's go.

    我們走吧

  • It's still spinning.

    它還在旋轉。

  • What do you do?

    你是做什麼的?

  • Wait. Whoa. What the...

    等等。 Whoa. 什麼...

  • Press it and then, like, right when you're about to hit.

    按下它,然後,比如,就在你要打的時候。

  • Oh, so can we just...

    哦,那我們能不能......

  • Can we keep the ball away from me for a few seconds so I can try out my new ability?

    能不能讓球離開我幾秒鐘,讓我試試我的新能力?

  • I can't keep the ball away from you.

    我不能讓球遠離你。

  • Yo!

    喲!

  • Stop smacking it towards me.

    別再朝我拍了。

  • I don't want it.

    我不想要。

  • Keep it to yourself.

    別告訴別人

  • Oh, the Rapture was 2%, but the Tech Blade is 1%.

    哦,"狂喜 "是 2%,但 "科技之刃 "是 1%。

  • I didn't even get the max win.

    我甚至沒有獲得最大勝利。

  • What was the point?

    這有什麼意義?

  • Hold on a minute.

    等一下

  • Open up 100 spins.

    開啟 100 次旋轉。

  • Come on.

    來吧

  • It's going to take two weeks just to open them.

    光是打開它們就要花兩週時間。

  • Now I see why it's a two-week deal.

    現在我明白為什麼要兩週一簽了。

  • It takes two weeks to open them. This is literally what it's like to play with Tanker in any game.

    打開它們需要兩週時間。 這就是在任何遊戲中與坦克手一起玩的真實感受。

  • Ah, so this is what they meant by stay away from Blayball. Yeah, this is...

    啊,原來這就是他們說的遠離佈雷球啊 是啊,這是...

  • Yeah.

    是啊

  • I think it was a mistake getting you to play this game.

    我覺得讓你玩這個遊戲是個錯誤。

  • I'm not going to lie.

    我不想撒謊。

  • Not for developers.

    不適合開發人員。

  • Hey, devs.

    嘿,開發人員。

  • Devs.

    開發人員

  • Hey.

    嘿。

  • Listen.

    聽著

  • You're welcome.

    不客氣。

  • You're welcome.

    不客氣。

  • I don't mind paying your rent for a couple months.

    我不介意幫你付幾個月的房租。

  • Boom!

    Boom!

  • Okay.

    好的

  • That is what I'm talking about.

    我說的就是這個意思。

  • How much did that cost me?

    我花了多少錢?

  • I don't have a clue.

    我一點頭緒都沒有。

  • What was that?

    那是什麼?

  • What was that?

    那是什麼?

  • What ability was that?

    那是什麼能力?

  • Isn't this just part of playing the game?

    這不就是玩遊戲的一部分嗎?

  • What else could you be possibly doing than hitting a ball back and forth?

    除了來回擊球,你還能做什麼?

  • Boom!

    Boom!

  • You weren't expecting that one.

    你沒想到吧?

  • You're getting Rapture Ability'd right now.

    你現在就有狂喜能力。

  • So why does it say times 10 spin but opens one at a time?

    那麼,為什麼說 10 次旋轉卻一次打開一個?

  • Let me open 10 at a time.

    讓我一次打開 10 個。

  • Let me see 10 wheels on my screen.

    讓我在螢幕上看到 10 個輪子。

  • It's not even a reward, is it?

    這根本算不上獎勵,不是嗎?

  • Is it a reward?

    是獎勵嗎?

  • You know what the real reward is?

    你知道真正的獎勵是什麼嗎?

  • Getting to play with you.

    和你一起玩

  • Oh, I wasn't looking.

    哦,我沒看。

  • Change your ability, you bum!

    改變你的能力,你這個流浪漢!

  • You just lost.

    你輸了

  • I was claiming everything.

    我要求一切。

  • She told me to.

    她讓我這麼做的

  • Take off your Rapture.

    脫掉你的 "狂喜"。

  • I just spent like a million Robux for that.

    我剛剛為此花了一百萬 Robux。

  • I don't care.

    我不在乎

  • Take it off.

    脫下來

  • Take it off.

    脫下來

  • All right, I took it off.

    好吧,我摘下來了。

  • What a waste of Robux.

    真是浪費 Robux。

  • Why did I do this to myself?

    我為什麼要這樣對自己?

  • This is why I need to stay away from the wheel.

    這就是我要遠離車輪的原因。

  • Why are you going on it?

    你為什麼要去呢?

  • What else could you possibly need from that wheel?

    你還需要什麼輪子?

  • You already got Rapture.

    你已經有了 "狂喜"。

  • I still have 65 spins left.

    我還剩 65 次旋轉。

  • You bought 65 spins?

    你買了 65 個旋轉?

  • No, I bought 100.

    不,我買了 100 個。

  • It was a two-week deal.

    這是一個為期兩週的交易。

  • I can't pass it up.

    我不能錯過。

  • Yeah, well, you're not going to expect this ability.

    是啊,你肯定想不到會有這種能力。

  • Oh, am I not going to expect it?

    哦,難道我不期待嗎?

  • I can still hear my wheel.

    我還能聽到我的車輪的聲音。

  • So at least that's working while I'm playing.

    所以,至少在我玩遊戲的時候,它還能工作。

  • That's the real way to play.

    這才是真正的玩法。

  • I'm going to get passive coins and passive wheel spins.

    我將獲得被動金幣和被動轉盤旋轉。

  • Ball!

    球!

  • What the?

    怎麼了?

  • What?

    什麼?

  • How does that help?

    這有什麼幫助?

  • What a waste!

    真是浪費!

  • Why?

    為什麼?

  • Oh, wow.

    哦,哇

  • This sounds really fun.

    這聽起來真的很有趣。

  • I just bought luck.

    我只是買了運氣。

  • Become fairly lucky with a less chance the ball targets you.

    變得相當幸運,球擊中你的機率會降低。

  • It's only me and you!

    只有我和你

  • Why did you buy that?

    你為什麼要買那個?

  • How did you buy it?

    你是怎麼買到的?

  • I'm not reading.

    我沒在看書。

  • I'm just buying.

    我只是買。

  • I hope you know on my POV, all I can hear is the wheel spinner.

    我希望你知道,在我的 POV 上,我只能聽到車輪旋轉的聲音。

  • I kind of like it though, to be honest.

    說實話,我還挺喜歡的。

  • He listens to those sounds when he goes to bed at night.

    他晚上睡覺時就會聽到這些聲音。

  • Oh, I will be.

    哦,我會的。

  • Boom!

    Boom!

  • Wait, open up the chat.

    等等,打開哈拉。

  • I already got the tech blade.

    我已經拿到了技術刀片。

  • Why am I still spinning?

    為什麼我還在旋轉?

  • How do I put the tech blade on?

    如何安裝技術刀片?

  • When did I receive the tech blade?

    我什麼時候收到技術刀片?

  • Hold on.

    等一下

  • I think I already got it.

    我想我已經拿到了。

  • Not even looking at what you got.

    都不看看你得到了什麼。

  • Boom!

    Boom!

  • Wait, that's it?

    等等,就這樣?

  • That's so ugly.

    太難看了

  • That's so ugly.

    太難看了

  • You're telling me I bought that many spins for that?

    你是說我買了那麼多轉數就是為了這個?

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Oh no, never mind.

    哦,不,沒關係。

  • It's now a 0.025.

    現在是 0.025。

  • Neon Viper.

    霓虹毒蛇

  • We're not done yet.

    我們還沒完。

  • I'm going to be completing the game in no time.

    我馬上就要完成這個遊戲了。

  • Just make sure you use my star code and maybe I'll be able to afford it.

    請務必使用我的星級代碼,也許我就買得起了。

  • Yeah, I always use star code, Tinker.

    是的,我總是用星形代碼,修補匠。

  • Come on now.

    來吧

  • Support me, please.

    請支持我。

  • I can't concentrate with these sound effects going in my ears.

    這些音效讓我無法集中注意力。

  • Stop spinning!

    別轉了

  • I have so many spins left.

    我還剩這麼多圈。

  • Oh, my ears are dying.

    哦,我的耳朵快死了。

  • And my bank account is frying.

    我的銀行賬戶也快炸了。

  • Damn bars.

    該死的酒吧

  • And I've also got a big, massive coin pack.

    我還有一個巨大的硬幣包。

  • So who do you think spent the most so far?

    那麼,您認為目前誰花的錢最多?

  • How much was the 100 spins?

    100 次旋轉的費用是多少?

  • I'm curious.

    我很好奇。

  • I don't check the price tag.

    我不看價格標籤。

  • I just click things.

    我只是點擊東西。

  • Oh, I can't believe it.

    哦,我真不敢相信。

  • Do you feel rewarded?

    你覺得有收穫嗎?

  • I don't even know.

    我都不知道。

  • I don't know what that's doing.

    我不知道這有什麼用。

  • It's just cocking or something.

    只是上膛什麼的。

  • What the heck?

    搞什麼鬼?

  • Where have you gone?

    你去哪兒了?

  • I don't even know.

    我都不知道。

  • Are you even changing abilities?

    你還會改變能力嗎?

  • I've been winning.

    我一直在贏。

  • What do you want me to do?

    你想讓我做什麼?

  • Oh, okay.

    哦,好吧

  • Gotcha.

    抓到你了

  • I clicked.

    我點了一下。

  • I literally clicked, though.

    不過,我真的點擊了。

  • I'm clicking.

    我正在點擊。

  • I'm clicking.

    我正在點擊。

  • I'm clicking.

    我正在點擊。

  • And this is why!

    這就是原因!

  • I'm clicking the spin instead!

    我要點擊旋轉!

  • At least the clicks on the spin worked, don't they?

    至少旋轉的點擊起了作用,不是嗎?

  • Yeah, of course these are going to register.

    是的,這些當然會登記。

  • Take the L!

    乘 L 路

  • Take the L!

    乘 L 路

  • Take the L!

    乘 L 路

  • I kind of like the sound effects.

    我有點喜歡這些音效。

  • It's like background music to me, to be honest.

    老實說,這對我來說就像是背景音樂。

  • It's like I'm in a casino.

    我就像在賭場裡一樣。

  • I can see why people told me to stay away from this game.

    我明白為什麼人們讓我遠離這款遊戲了。

  • And you know what?

    你知道嗎?

  • I should have listened.

    我應該聽你的。

  • Boom!

    Boom!

  • The ability did not work.

    這種能力不起作用。

  • The ability did not work.

    這種能力不起作用。

  • I pressed Q and it went err.

    我按了 Q 鍵,它就消失了。

  • You always hit the wheel.

    你總是打方向盤。

  • You have a problem.

    你有麻煩了

  • I bought them.

    我買了

  • I might as well use them.

    我不妨利用它們。

  • Every time the round ends, you beeline the wheels?

    每輪比賽結束後,你都要把車輪劃出一條線嗎?

  • Yeah, what do you want me to do?

    是啊,你想讓我怎麼做?

  • Tell me.

    告訴我

  • What does this do?

    這有什麼用?

  • Yo, yo!

    喲,喲!

  • What's that?

    那是什麼?

  • I don't know what you're doing.

    我不知道你在幹什麼。

  • You're just like appearing things.

    你就像出現的東西一樣。

  • I was distracted.

    我分心了。

  • I'm looking at your laser beams.

    我在看你的激光束。

  • I don't know what that does.

    我不知道這有什麼用。

  • I don't know either.

    我也不知道。

  • Oh, there's no way.

    哦,不可能

  • Oh, I'm going to be out.

    哦,我要出去了。

  • How have I lost that much already?

    我怎麼已經損失了這麼多?

  • He's going to be in here for the next 15 hours.

    他要在這裡待上15個小時

  • I have disabled it and it didn't even do anything.

    我已經禁用了它,但它根本不起作用。

  • I click and it doesn't work.

    我點擊了,但不起作用。

  • All right, I've only got two more spins.

    好了,我只剩兩圈了。

  • You've spun a hundred spins that quickly.

    你這麼快就轉了一百圈了。

  • I'm just going to give some advice.

    我只是想給大家一些建議。

  • Stay away from the spinner.

    遠離旋轉器

  • I was testing it out so you don't have to.

    我是在測試,所以你不必測試。

  • Tanker's a bad influence.

    坦克手是個壞影響

  • No, I was testing it out.

    不,我是在測試。

  • I was testing it.

    我正在測試。

  • All right, what would happen if I pull you?

    好吧,如果我拉住你會怎麼樣?

  • Boom!

    Boom!

  • It didn't work!

    沒有用!

  • These abilities are so bad!

    這些能力太差了!

  • Why?

    為什麼?

  • I'm out of coins again.

    我又沒硬幣了。

  • Oh my gosh.

    我的天啊

  • Okay, this should be our last one.

    好了,這應該是我們的最後一個了。

  • The last one.

    最後一個

  • I might as well buy every single ability and test them out.

    我不妨買下每一種能力,並對它們進行測試。

  • At this point, I don't even care anymore.

    在這一點上,我甚至不再關心。

  • Win or lose, I'm buying more abilities.

    無論輸贏,我都會購買更多的能力。

  • May as well.

    也可以。

  • I'm full deep now.

    我現在已經完全深陷其中了。

  • I'm so far in.

    我已經陷得很深了。

  • I just have to continue.

    我必須繼續下去。

  • I have to.

    我必須這麼做

  • I have to test all the abilities.

    我必須測試所有的能力。

  • There might be that one ability I've not tried.

    可能還有一種能力我沒有嘗試過。

  • That's just the best.

    這才是最棒的。

  • I don't know.

    我不知道。

  • Am I supposed to know what abilities there are?

    我應該知道有哪些能力嗎?

  • Boom!

    Boom!

  • I don't even know what that did.

    我甚至都不知道這有什麼用。

  • I don't know what it does.

    我不知道它有什麼作用。

  • Okay, wait, wait, wait.

    好吧,等等,等等,等等

  • Use your favorite ability that we used the entire time.

    使用你最喜歡的能力,我們一直都在用。

  • I don't have a clue.

    我一點頭緒都沒有。

  • I haven't been reading anything.

    我什麼都沒看。

  • Just pick your favorite one for the last one.

    最後一個就選你最喜歡的吧。

  • I'm going to have to buy some more.

    我得再買一些。

  • Well, I'm using my favorite.

    好吧,我用我的最愛。

  • I don't have a favorite.

    我沒有最喜歡的。

  • They're all the same to me.

    對我來說都一樣。

  • Useless, useless, and useless.

    無用、無用、再無用。

  • I'm looking what the most expensive one is, honestly.

    老實說,我想知道最貴的是什麼。

  • Okay, I mean, I bought a very expensive one.

    好吧,我是說,我買了一個很貴的。

  • Let's hope it does actually do something.

    但願它能真正發揮作用。

  • Will he win?

    他會贏嗎?

  • Find out.

    瞭解更多

  • It doesn't even just tell you a description of what it does unless you click on this, and then you click on that.

    除非你點擊這個,然後再點擊那個,否則它甚至不會告訴你它是做什麼的。

  • And it's like, I don't even know what that means.

    我甚至不知道這意味著什麼。

  • Click on this.

    點擊此處。

  • I'll click on the spin in a minute.

    我馬上點擊旋轉。

  • Can't wait to see what this does.

    我迫不及待地想看到它的效果。

  • What?

    什麼?

  • Ah!

    啊!

  • Ah!

    啊!

  • He just pulled towards me!

    他只是拉著我走!

  • Right, I'm staying away from balls.

    好吧,我要遠離蛋蛋。

Today, me and Hoopy are playing Roblox Blade Ball, but with a twist.

今天,我和胡比要玩的是 Roblox 刀鋒球,但有一個轉折。

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