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Today, me and Hoopy are playing Roblox Blade Ball, but with a twist.
今天,我和胡比要玩的是 Roblox 刀鋒球,但有一個轉折。
We're gonna be 1v1ing each other, and every time we die, we have to buy a brand new ability, which means spending Robux.
我們要 1V1 對戰,每次死亡都要購買全新的能力,這意味著要花費 Robux。
So today, we're gonna find out who's gonna spend the most Robux.
今天,我們來看看誰花的 Robux 最多。
Alright, so what ability are you using?
好吧,你用的是什麼能力?
The only one you get given for free.
唯一免費贈送的
And then after that, we're gonna have to spend some Robux.
之後,我們還得花一些 Robux。
And I've actually already bought a big bundle.
實際上,我已經買了一大捆。
Got 20,000 coins to spend, and I'm not looking to lose them all.
我有 20,000 個金幣要花,而且我不想把它們都花光。
Oh, I don't have 20,000.
哦,我沒有兩萬。
We'll actually be in the game if you hurry up and turn off AFK mode.
如果你能快點關閉 "AFK "模式,我們就能真正進入遊戲了。
Like, come on now.
就像,現在來吧。
Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
哦,對,對,對,對,對。
Sorry, I'm sorry!
對不起
Enchanted Forest!
魔法森林
Yes!
是的!
What is the difference?
有什麼區別?
It doesn't really make a difference, does it?
這其實沒什麼區別,不是嗎?
We're just gonna be smacking our ball back and forth at each other, and that's about it, isn't it?
我們只是互相來回擊球,僅此而已,不是嗎?
And every time we die, we're gonna have to be spending some coins.
每次我們死的時候,都得花點金幣。
And I've already juiced up with 20,000.
我已經榨出了兩萬塊錢。
Hopefully it stays that way.
希望能一直保持下去。
I'm not even gonna spend my money, because I'm not gonna lose.
我甚至不打算花錢,因為我不會輸。
How and when do you use these abilities?
您如何以及何時使用這些能力?
Boom!
Boom!
Oh, I don't know if that was a good idea.
哦,我不知道這是不是個好主意。
Yo, keep your ball away from me.
喲,把你的球離我遠點
I don't want your ball.
我不想要你的球
Yo, take my ball.
喲,把我的球。
Come on.
來吧
Nah, I don't want your ball.
不,我不想要你的球。
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
哇,哇,哇
Ah!
啊!
Yeah!
是啊
I literally clicked.
我真的點了一下。
I clicked.
我點了一下。
This game's bugged.
這遊戲有漏洞
It's bugged.
有問題。
Yeah, it's so bugged, guys.
是啊,這是個大問題,夥計們。
So bugged.
被竊聽了
It looks like you're gonna have to buy a new ability.
看來你得買一個新的能力了。
I've smacked on the next ability.
我已經掌握了下一個能力。
Surely it's not gonna get me killed this time.
這次肯定不會再讓我送命了。
Stability?
穩定?
I think we might have found a game that I'm better than you at.
我想我們可能找到了一個我比你擅長的遊戲。
Yo, hang on.
等一下
How have I got this stupid little sword, and you got some, like, glowing things?
我怎麼會有一把破劍,而你卻有一些會發光的東西?
Like, hold on.
等等
Let me talk at this.
讓我來談談這個。
I'm just really good at the game.
我真的很擅長比賽。
Okay, never mind.
好吧,沒關係。
All right.
好的
That's why you don't look at your sword.
這就是為什麼你不看你的劍。
Gotcha.
抓到你了
All right, on to the next ability.
好了,開始下一項能力。
I've already spent, like, a million coins.
我已經花了差不多一百萬金幣了。
Why is there so many things on my screen?
為什麼我的螢幕上有這麼多東西?
There's so many freaking wheels in this lobby, Liam.
這個大廳裡有太多的輪子了 連姆 There's so many freaking wheels in this lobby, Liam.
Nah, I'm not going anywhere near the crates, because we all know I will run out of Robux.
不,我不會靠近箱子,因為我們都知道我會用完 Robux。
And I'm not on my main account with the Robux, and I need to save them for the abilities.
而且我的 Robux 不在我的主賬戶上,我需要把它們存起來以備不時之需。
All right, now stay away from your balls.
好了,現在離你的蛋蛋遠點。
That's why I'm building a tower.
這就是我要建一座塔的原因。
What?
什麼?
That's nearly got me killed.
這差點害死我。
Oh, my God!
我的天啊
Where did you go?
你去哪兒了?
I'm up in the tower.
我在塔上
Can you see me up there?
你能看到我在上面嗎?
Oh, my gosh.
哦,我的天哪。
You almost just killed me by that.
你剛才差點殺了我。
I'm doing that.
我正在這麼做。
That threw me off a bit.
這讓我有點詫異。
How's the hold?
艙位情況如何?
Okay, I clicked, and it just doesn't register.
好吧,我點擊了,但它就是不註冊。
Oh, I love this game.
哦,我喜歡這個遊戲。
This game is so fun.
這個遊戲太有趣了。
Ball.
球。
I'm having such a great time right now, Ball.
我現在很開心,波爾。
The first game that I'm good at compared to you is about, like, passing a ball back and That's crazy.
和你相比,我最擅長的第一場比賽就是回傳球,這太瘋狂了。
Yeah, your favorite type of game, honestly.
老實說,這是你最喜歡的遊戲類型。
Looks like we're going to have to become the biggest ball on Roblox or something.
看來我們得成為 Roblox 上最大的球了。
Oh, we should play that.
哦,我們應該玩這個。
Yeah, it seems like you'll be good at that as well.
是啊,看來你也很擅長這個。
Without bending Robux challenge.
沒有彎曲的 Robux 挑戰。
Impossible.
不可能
It seems like anything to do with balls, you're going to be good at.
似乎任何與球有關的事情,你都會很擅長。
Yeah, yeah.
是啊,是啊。
Well, anything with gambling, you'll be good at.
嗯,只要是和賭博有關的,你都會很擅長。
Just not working, so I just scammed myself.
就是不行,所以我就自己騙自己。
I haven't even used an ability once.
我甚至一次都沒用過能力。
I haven't even used my ability.
我甚至還沒有使用過我的能力。
Okay.
好的
Yeah, I'm literally clicking, and it's doing absolutely nothing.
是的,我正在點擊,但完全沒有任何作用。
It's just too easy.
這太容易了。
Like, what?
比如,什麼?
Get off my screen.
離開我的螢幕
Get off my map.
滾出我的地圖
Yeah, I'll let you pick a good ability this time.
是啊,這次我就讓你挑個好能力吧。
I haven't even had to use mine yet.
我甚至還沒有用過我的。
Come on.
來吧
I'm just going in order until I find something that actually works, because the last one just didn't work.
我只是按部就班,直到找到真正有效的方法,因為上一個方法並不奏效。
Let's see your ball skills.
讓我看看你的球技
Come on.
來吧
So what did I just do?
我剛才做了什麼?
That's it.
就是這樣。
I just teleport.
我只是瞬移。
Hold on.
等一下
Teleport.
傳送
Did I help?
我幫上忙了嗎?
What the heck?
搞什麼鬼?
Yeah.
是啊
Did they even do anything?
他們到底做了什麼?
That is the question.
這就是問題所在。
Oh, and it got me killed.
哦,還害我被殺了。
Oh my goodness.
我的天啊
Onto the next ability.
進入下一個能力。
Yo, look at the abilities they got.
喲,看看他們的能力。
Let me look at this.
讓我看看這個。
Oh my gosh.
我的天啊
There's so many new abilities.
有這麼多新能力。
What the heck?
搞什麼鬼?
Yo, I don't even know what half of these do.
喲,我都不知道其中一半是幹什麼的。
Yeah, you're not the only one, because they only seem to be killing me.
是啊,你不是唯一的一個,因為他們似乎只殺了我一個。
How much coins have you spent so far?
到目前為止,您花了多少金幣?
Because I'm already down 5k.
因為我已經損失了 5 千美元。
Zero?
零?
I've actually made money.
我真的賺到錢了。
Holy.
神聖的
Made money?
賺了錢?
What?
什麼?
I made money from winning.
我從勝利中賺到了錢。
You get coins off of me?
你從我身上拿硬幣?
Yeah, I keep getting coins off of me. I need to get my coins back.
是啊,我的金幣老是被別人搶走。 我得把硬幣拿回來
Yeah, you're not making that back, buddy.
是啊,你賺不回來了,夥計。
I'm not going to lie.
我不想撒謊。
So what?
那又怎樣?
What's this ability?
這是什麼能力?
I don't understand.
我不明白。
You just jump four times.
你只需跳四下。
Oh, you can jump a lot.
哦,你可以跳得很高。
I can jump away from your balls.
我可以跳離你的蛋蛋
I don't want to be near them.
我不想靠近他們。
That's not what you said the other day.
你那天可不是這麼說的。
What?
什麼?
What does that even mean?
這到底是什麼意思?
What?
什麼?
Yeah, well, look at me and my ability.
是啊,看看我和我的能力。
I cost it.
我的成本。
Oh, and I'm dead.
哦,我死了。
Do you want me to let you win once?
你想讓我讓你贏一次嗎?
No, I'm good.
不,我很好。
I'm just going to wait until I find a decent ability that isn't just jump four times.
我只想等到找到一個像樣的能力,而不只是跳四下。
I think I'm really good at this game.
我覺得我真的很擅長這個遊戲。
Wait a minute.
等一下
This might be my new favorite game.
這可能是我最喜歡的遊戲了。
Pretty sure I'm clicking, and it's just doing absolutely nothing.
我很確定我正在點擊,但它什麼也沒做。
Mouse might be bugged.
滑鼠可能被竊聽了。
Hold on.
等一下
I think it's got some dust in it.
我覺得裡面有灰塵。
Hold on.
等一下
Must be a bit delayed.
一定是有點延誤了。
Keep blowing.
繼續吹
Keep blowing.
繼續吹
Must be the springs.
一定是彈簧的問題。
Must be broken or something.
肯定是壞了還是怎麼的。
So what does this do?
那麼,這有什麼用呢?
I don't understand what's happening.
我不明白髮生了什麼。
What am I doing?
我在做什麼?
What is that?
那是什麼?
Why so fast?
為什麼這麼快?
I don't know.
我不知道。
I guess I'm just fast now.
我想我現在就是快。
I think that's the ability where you can jump and go fast.
我認為這就是你能跳得又快的能力。
I don't think it is.
我不這麼認為。
You jump higher than normal.
你跳得比平常更高。
Wow.
哇
I can't believe it.
我簡直不敢相信。
That's crazy.
太瘋狂了
You know, it's something that you don't really have to think about.
你知道,這是你不需要考慮的事情。
You know?
你知道嗎?
And I clicked, and it didn't register.
我點擊了一下,但沒有註冊。
I love this game.
我喜歡這個遊戲。
This game is so fun.
這個遊戲太有趣了。
It takes so much skill, Bo.
這需要很多技巧,波。
I'm literally clicking, Bo.
我真的在點擊,波。
Yeah.
是啊
Liam, what can I say?
連姆,我能說什麼呢?
I'm better at passing balls around.
我更擅長傳球。
It is what it is.
它就是它。
You know what?
你知道嗎?
I'm glad I'm bad at this game.
我很高興我不擅長這個遊戲。
I'm never going to be good at this game, honestly, and it's a good thing.
老實說,我永遠也玩不好這個遊戲,這是好事。
You're just a sweat with your 30 wins.
你不過是拿著 30 場勝利的汗水罷了。
Look at you. 30 wins is not a lot.
看看你自己30 勝不算多
Whoa.
哇哦
That was, like, the only decent ability I've found so far.
這是我迄今為止發現的唯一像樣的能力。
You know what?
你知道嗎?
Maybe it's the ability and not my clicking ability.
也許是能力問題,而不是我的點擊能力。
Use it when you can.
能用就用。
Kiss right now.
馬上接吻
I haven't even used an ability yet.
我甚至還沒有使用過一種能力。
I don't even. It's about time.
我都不知道。 是時候了
Okay.
好的
All right.
好吧
All right.
好吧
You got one.
你有一個。
Wait.
等等。
I'm broke.
我破產了
I just realized I actually have to spend Robux now.
我才意識到,我現在真的得花 Robux 了。
You know, what if I've been trolling this entire time?
你知道,如果我一直在耍花招呢?
You know?
你知道嗎?
Maybe I just haven't been trying.
也許我只是沒有嘗試。
Why isn't it letting me buy the coins, Liam?
為什麼不讓我買硬幣,連姆?
I'm clicking the button, and it's not letting me.
我正在點擊按鈕,但它不讓我點擊。
Oh.
哦。
Okay.
好的
Never mind.
沒關係。
I'm sorry.
對不起
I'm done.
我不玩了
I got you.
我抓住你了
Don't worry about it.
別擔心。
I'm doing a massive coin purchase right now.
我現在正在大量購買硬幣。
You're buying more coins?
你要買更多的硬幣?
Wait a minute.
等一下
Why did I do that?
我為什麼要這麼做?
I just gifted you with my rope.
我剛把我的繩子送給了你。
Wait.
等等。
Yo.
喲。
Yo.
喲。
Can you give me some coins?
能給我一些硬幣嗎?
I think I made a mistake.
我想我犯了一個錯誤。
I'm rich.
我很有錢
Oh, my God.
我的天啊
I'm rich.
我很有錢
Yo.
喲。
I'm going to open some cases.
我要打開幾個箱子。
Hold on a minute.
等一下
Let me open up a case over here.
讓我在這裡打開一個箱子。
Yo.
喲。
Let me open this.
讓我來打開這個。
I'm opening a case right now.
我正在立案。
Oh, it's not happening.
哦,沒戲。
What else can I get?
我還能得到什麼?
I got Red Splash. 0.02%.
我拿到的是 "紅色飛濺"。0.02%.
All right.
好的
I'll open one.
我開一個
Just the one.
只有一個。
Just the one.
只有一個。
Hold on.
等一下
Just one.
只有一個
Just one.
只有一個
Just one.
只有一個
Just one. Oh, I don't want that.
就一個 哦,我不想要那個
Okay.
好的
Maybe one more.
也許還有一個。
I just want something a bit better than the basic Katana.
我只是想要比基本的卡塔納更好的東西。
Okay.
好的
It's not the best.
這不是最好的。
Maybe one more.
也許還有一個。
One more.
再來一個
Because three is like the normal amount.
因為三個是正常數量。
You open three, you know?
你打開三個,你知道嗎?
That's like the normal.
這很正常。
All right.
好吧
These are just dead swords.
這些只是死劍。
I don't even want any of these.
這些我一個都不想要。
Like, I could sit here for an entire hour opening up cases.
比如,我可以坐在這裡整整一個小時來打開箱子。
Like, don't even get me started.
就像,甚至不要讓我開始。
Let's just get in the game.
讓我們進入遊戲吧。
Oh, this looks fun.
哦,這看起來很有趣。
I've never used this before.
我從來沒用過這個。
Let's do that.
讓我們開始吧。
All right.
好吧
Maybe I actually might start registering where I click now.
也許我真的會開始登記我現在點擊的地方。
Oh, maybe.
也許吧
Yeah.
是啊
It's just broken, you know?
它只是壞了,你知道嗎?
So how do I even put my swords on?
那我該如何佩戴我的劍呢?
There's just so many buttons.
按鈕太多了
What?
什麼?
Yeah.
是啊
I think you press the skin.
我想你是按壓皮膚。
I'm pressing it.
我正在按
It's not letting me open it.
它不讓我打開。
All right.
好吧
Hold on here.
等一下
Open your skin.
打開你的皮膚
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
哇哦,哇哦,哇哦,哇哦,哇哦。
What's going on?
怎麼了?
I don't even know what's happening.
我都不知道發生了什麼。
What is that?
那是什麼?
I was helping you.
我在幫你
I was helping you.
我在幫你
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
Boom.
I don't even know where the ball is.
我甚至不知道球在哪裡。
But you don't need to know where the ball is.
但你不需要知道球在哪裡。
Okay.
好的
Yeah.
是啊
You do need to know where the ball is.
你確實需要知道球在哪裡。
I think I found your ability.
我想我找到了你的能力。
Did you find it?
找到了嗎?
Are you going to use it?
你會使用它嗎?
I mean, it was the next one in line.
我是說,它是下一個。
Oh, you're using it?
哦,你在用它?
You're going in a line?
你要排隊?
So how many coins do you have?
你有多少硬幣?
Uh, 50,000?
五萬?
No.
不
Are you trying to gift me one?
你是想送我一個嗎?
You know, an early Christmas present or something?
你知道,提前送個聖誕禮物什麼的?
Your Christmas present is going to be blade ball coins.
你的聖誕禮物將是刀片球硬幣。
Gotcha.
抓到你了
I'll remember that.
我會記住的。
I'll remember that.
我會記住的。
Last part went out of 50.
最後一部分出了 50 個。
Chill out with that. 50 Christmas presents.
別緊張50 份聖誕禮物
Boom.
Boom.
Big freeze.
大凍結。
How does that help?
這有什麼幫助?
I don't know.
我不知道。
Because it only gives you more time to react.
因為這隻會給你更多的反應時間。
Give your grandma reaction speeds.
給你奶奶反應速度
Actually, I don't know about that because I've been losing this time.
其實,我也不知道,因為這段時間我一直在輸。
It's time to actually start now.
是時候真正開始了。
I clicked.
我點了一下。
I clicked.
我點了一下。
I don't want to just wipe you out the entire time.
我不想一直把你消滅掉。
You've got to let you win a couple rounds.
你必須讓自己贏幾個回合。
That looks kind of busted.
看起來有點破損。
Wait, I'm trying this one.
等等,我要試試這個。
Maybe I'm letting you kill me so I can move on to the better abilities.
也許我讓你殺了我,是為了讓我獲得更好的能力。
And then I'm just going to absolutely stomp you.
然後我就會狠狠地踩死你。
Getting your goal and now getting my goal.
實現了你的目標,現在又實現了我的目標。
Hold on.
等一下
Let me just freeze it for absolutely no reason.
讓我毫無理由地把它凍起來。
Hold on.
等一下
I just froze the ball just to give you more time.
我只是把球冷凍起來,給你更多時間。
I don't know how that helps.
我不知道這有什麼用。
But my ability is the one that I have to use right.
但我的能力是我必須正確使用的能力。
This is blade ball.
這是葉片球。
You're not scoring on me, buster.
你沒在我身上得分,小子。
Yo, look up.
喲,往上看。
So it gets a bit high.
所以有點高。
You know what I mean?
你明白我的意思嗎?
I didn't see what the ball was.
我沒看到球是什麼。
I'm not good at looking at balls.
我不擅長看球。
Hold on.
等一下
Yeah, we'll get good at it.
是的,我們會做得很好的。
Get good at it.
好好幹。
Ready?
準備好了嗎?
Oh, that didn't seem to work in your favor, did it?
哦,這似乎對你不利,是嗎?
Even you were confused.
就連你也感到困惑。
You got another ball on your butt.
你屁股上又多了一個球
What?
什麼?
It looks like it's on your butt.
看起來就像在你的屁股上。
No, it doesn't.
不,沒有。
It involves with my balls, you know?
它涉及到我的蛋蛋,你知道嗎?
Whoa.
哇哦
But you didn't expect that.
但你沒想到。
Whoa.
哇哦
Whoa.
哇哦
I don't even know what just happened.
我都不知道剛才發生了什麼。
I don't think that kind of worked for you.
我不認為這對你有用。
Hey, keep buying those abilities.
嘿,繼續購買這些能力吧。
I don't care.
我不在乎
I don't know what this does, but it's cheap.
我不知道這東西有什麼用,但它很便宜。
So I'll do that.
所以我會這麼做。
Okay, go. Now it needs to get off my screen.
好了,走吧 現在它得離開我的螢幕了
Yo, yo, yo. Teleport. Teleport.
喲 喲 喲 遠距傳物 Teleport. Teleport.
Boom.
Boom.
Okay.
好的
Won't be doing that ever again because I'm moving on to the next ability.
我再也不會這樣做了,因為我要繼續學習下一種能力。
La, la, la.
啦,啦,啦
La, la, la.
啦,啦,啦
Take the L.
乘 L 路
Look, I got you again.
看,我又抓到你了
You actually uses emotes in Roblox.
實際上,你在 Roblox 中使用表情。
Like, come on now.
就像,現在來吧。
What is wrong with you?
你怎麼了?
I don't even know what this does.
我都不知道這是幹什麼用的。
Ready?
準備好了嗎?
Boom.
Boom.
Oh, that nearly worked out.
哦,差點就成功了。
I don't know what you just did, but don't ever do that again.
我不知道你剛才做了什麼,但千萬別再這麼做了。
Okay.
好的
I won't do that ever again.
我再也不會那樣做了。
Oh, but I will be dying.
哦,但我會死的。
You just teleported onto me or something.
你是瞬移到我身上還是怎麼的?
Yeah, because I'm just him.
是啊,因為我就是他
I'm the best.
我是最棒的
Yeah, of course you'd be good.
是啊,你當然會很好。
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
是啊,是啊,是啊。
Of course you'd be good at a ball game with balls.
有球的比賽你當然很在行。
You're so funny, Liam.
你真幽默 連姆
What is happening?
發生了什麼事?
I did not press anything.
我什麼都沒按。
Oh, I like that ability with the shield.
哦,我喜歡這個帶盾牌的能力。
Yeah, but it's gone because it just did not press anything.
是的,但它不見了,因為它什麼都沒按。
Can you get away from me?
你能離開我嗎?
I don't want to be near you anymore.
我不想再靠近你了。
I need more time to react.
我需要更多時間做出反應。
Stop teleporting onto me.
別再傳送到我身上了
You should want to be near me.
你應該想靠近我
I don't want to be anywhere near you.
我不想靠近你。
That's why you're dead.
所以你才會死
I clicked.
我點了一下。
I clicked the button.
我點擊了按鈕。
Yeah, that's what I've been saying.
是啊,我也是這麼說的。
Now you know how it feels.
現在你知道是什麼感覺了吧。
You're getting your goals.
你正在實現你的目標。
It's not penalty shootout, is it?
這不是點球大戰吧?
I'm going to penalty shootout.
我要參加點球大戰。
Penalty shootout.
點球大戰
Boom!
Boom!
Actual good ability.
實際能力強。
Yeah, that is a good ability, but I already own it.
是的,這是一個很好的能力,但我已經擁有它了。
Can I just use my abilities that I already own?
我可以使用我已經擁有的能力嗎?
I don't know.
我不知道。
Pick whatever.
隨便挑。
I don't even care at this point.
在這一點上,我根本不在乎。
I don't know what this does, but it looks cool.
我不知道這東西有什麼用,但它看起來很酷。
I don't know.
我不知道。
I don't know.
我不知道。
I just want to see what's in it.
我只是想看看裡面有什麼。
I just want to see what's in it.
我只是想看看裡面有什麼。
I just want to see.
我只是想看看。
I got the same thing.
我也有同樣的遭遇。
What?
什麼?
I got that with coins before.
我以前用硬幣時也遇到過這種情況。
I just spent actual Robux and got the exact same thing.
我剛剛花了實際的 Robux,卻得到了一模一樣的東西。
I don't know.
我不知道。
I'm just waiting for you because you're taking forever.
我只是在等你,因為你要等很久。
I was in the game and you're up here gambling.
我在玩遊戲,你卻在這裡賭博。
Stop!
停下!
Oh, my God.
我的天啊
Stop.
停下。
You're opening a crate right now, aren't you?
你正在打開一個箱子,是嗎?
No.
不
Why would I be doing that?
我為什麼要這麼做?
I can't see.
我看不見。
I can't see.
我看不見。
Hold on.
等一下
I knew it.
我就知道
I knew it.
我就知道
I knew it.
我就知道
I knew it.
我就知道
I can't see.
我看不見。
I don't know what this does, by the way.
順便說一句,我不知道這有什麼用。
Boom!
Boom!
That ability is so busted.
這種能力太糟糕了。
Maybe you should pick an ability that's going to counter it then.
也許你應該選擇一種可以對抗它的能力。
I'm not sure what this does.
我不知道這有什麼用。
Oh, it's passive.
哦,是被動的。
I didn't read what it did, but oh well.
我沒讀懂它的作用,不過還好。
I'm sure we'll probably not figure it out.
我敢肯定,我們可能想不出來。
Yo, can you chill out?
喲,你能冷靜一下嗎?
Yeah, good one.
是啊,說得好
Good reaction speed there, tanker.
反應速度真快,坦克手。
Yo, my turn to use this ability.
喲,輪到我使用這個能力了。
Now you get to take it.
現在你可以拿走它了。
I didn't get to see what was in my wheel.
我沒能看到我的車輪裡有什麼。
I need to see my wheel.
我要看看我的輪子。
Hold on.
等一下
Oh, I just bought the wheel!
哦,我剛買了輪子!
Oh!
哦!
Instant spin?
瞬間旋轉?
No way!
不可能
That means you have to open more.
這意味著你必須打開更多。
That means you have to buy more.
這意味著你必須購買更多。
You have to buy 10 spins.
您必須購買 10 次旋轉。
You got instant spin.
瞬間旋轉
Oh, I may as well.
哦,我也想。
I just had...
我只是...
Wait.
等等。
It didn't even instant spin.
它甚至沒有瞬間旋轉。
What?
什麼?
It didn't instant spin.
它沒有瞬間旋轉。
It's still got an animation.
還是有動畫的。
This is so expensive. 599 for 10?
太貴了10 個 599 美元?
I'm not even getting anything good.
我都沒得到什麼好東西。
I don't need coins.
我不需要硬幣
I can just buy coins.
我可以直接買硬幣。
Wait, I have a free spin.
等等,我有一個免費旋轉。
Oh my gosh.
我的天啊
Oh, I have an hour of instant spins.
哦,我有一個小時的即時旋轉時間。
I need to actually stop myself.
我得讓自己停下來。
Let's move on to the next ability.
讓我們繼續學習下一項能力。
Oh, I can't afford it.
哦,我買不起。
I need to buy more.
我需要多買一些。
I just thought I would've bought...
我還以為我會買...
Oh!
哦!
I have to buy Roblox for real money.
我必須用真錢購買 Roblox。
Yes!
是的!
Yes! Yes! I'm going to have to use Starcode Tinker.
是的!是的! 我必須使用 Starcode Tinker。
I need to reduce.
我需要減少。
Hold on.
等一下
I'm completely dry.
我完全乾了。
This game is killing me.
這遊戲真要命
I need to get off this game immediately.
我得馬上離開這個遊戲。
I'm going to get fully twisted.
我要被完全扭曲了。
I've reduced.
我已經減少了。
I've reduced.
我已經減少了。
I've reduced.
我已經減少了。
Here we...
我們...
What?
什麼?
Why is it not detecting my reducer?
為什麼檢測不到我的減速器?
Hold on.
等一下
Okay, there we go.
好了,我們走吧。
We're back in business.
我們又開始工作了。
Ha ha ha.
哈哈哈。
Hold on a minute.
等一下
Let's do this.
我們開始吧
Oh, 13 day deal.
哦,13 天的交易。
No way.
不可能
Can't wait.
等不及了
It's going to go away in two weeks, even though I'm not going to play the game.
雖然我不玩遊戲了,但兩週後它就會消失。
Oh, 10 times spin.
哦,10 次旋轉。
What does that mean?
這是什麼意思?
I'm pressing 10 times spin and it's not even spinning 10 times.
我按了 10 次旋轉鍵,它卻連 10 次都沒轉。
Is it?
是嗎?
Is it working? Rapture ability.
能用嗎? 狂喜能力
Hold on.
等一下
I don't put it on.
我沒戴。
Here we go.
開始了
Now, this better be decent.
現在,這最好是體面的。
Let's go.
我們走吧
I can just hear my wheels spinning now.
我現在都能聽到我的車輪在轉動了。
Let's go.
我們走吧
All right.
好的
If this isn't good, then I'm...
如果這不好,那我...
Then, yeah.
然後,是的。
I've lost all my Robux.
我失去了所有的 Robux。
It is what it is.
它就是它。
Oh, why is the wheel still spinning?
哦,為什麼輪子還在轉?
That's all I can hear in my ears.
這就是我耳邊能聽到的一切。
I don't even know what I'm getting.
我都不知道我得到了什麼。
It doesn't even show you.
它甚至不會讓你看到。
I guess I'll find out later.
我想我以後會知道的。
Who knows?
誰知道呢?
Who cares?
誰在乎呢?
Get me in the game.
讓我加入遊戲
Get me in the game.
讓我加入遊戲
I'm just going to get three coins as we play.
我只想在遊戲過程中得到三個硬幣。
Let's go.
我們走吧
It's still spinning.
它還在旋轉。
What do you do?
你是做什麼的?
Wait. Whoa. What the...
等等。 Whoa. 什麼...
Press it and then, like, right when you're about to hit.
按下它,然後,比如,就在你要打的時候。
Oh, so can we just...
哦,那我們能不能......
Can we keep the ball away from me for a few seconds so I can try out my new ability?
能不能讓球離開我幾秒鐘,讓我試試我的新能力?
I can't keep the ball away from you.
我不能讓球遠離你。
Yo!
喲!
Stop smacking it towards me.
別再朝我拍了。
I don't want it.
我不想要。
Keep it to yourself.
別告訴別人
Oh, the Rapture was 2%, but the Tech Blade is 1%.
哦,"狂喜 "是 2%,但 "科技之刃 "是 1%。
I didn't even get the max win.
我甚至沒有獲得最大勝利。
What was the point?
這有什麼意義?
Hold on a minute.
等一下
Open up 100 spins.
開啟 100 次旋轉。
Come on.
來吧
It's going to take two weeks just to open them.
光是打開它們就要花兩週時間。
Now I see why it's a two-week deal.
現在我明白為什麼要兩週一簽了。
It takes two weeks to open them. This is literally what it's like to play with Tanker in any game.
打開它們需要兩週時間。 這就是在任何遊戲中與坦克手一起玩的真實感受。
Ah, so this is what they meant by stay away from Blayball. Yeah, this is...
啊,原來這就是他們說的遠離佈雷球啊 是啊,這是...
Yeah.
是啊
I think it was a mistake getting you to play this game.
我覺得讓你玩這個遊戲是個錯誤。
I'm not going to lie.
我不想撒謊。
Not for developers.
不適合開發人員。
Hey, devs.
嘿,開發人員。
Devs.
開發人員
Hey.
嘿。
Listen.
聽著
You're welcome.
不客氣。
You're welcome.
不客氣。
I don't mind paying your rent for a couple months.
我不介意幫你付幾個月的房租。
Boom!
Boom!
Okay.
好的
That is what I'm talking about.
我說的就是這個意思。
How much did that cost me?
我花了多少錢?
I don't have a clue.
我一點頭緒都沒有。
What was that?
那是什麼?
What was that?
那是什麼?
What ability was that?
那是什麼能力?
Isn't this just part of playing the game?
這不就是玩遊戲的一部分嗎?
What else could you be possibly doing than hitting a ball back and forth?
除了來回擊球,你還能做什麼?
Boom!
Boom!
You weren't expecting that one.
你沒想到吧?
You're getting Rapture Ability'd right now.
你現在就有狂喜能力。
So why does it say times 10 spin but opens one at a time?
那麼,為什麼說 10 次旋轉卻一次打開一個?
Let me open 10 at a time.
讓我一次打開 10 個。
Let me see 10 wheels on my screen.
讓我在螢幕上看到 10 個輪子。
It's not even a reward, is it?
這根本算不上獎勵,不是嗎?
Is it a reward?
是獎勵嗎?
You know what the real reward is?
你知道真正的獎勵是什麼嗎?
Getting to play with you.
和你一起玩
Oh, I wasn't looking.
哦,我沒看。
Change your ability, you bum!
改變你的能力,你這個流浪漢!
You just lost.
你輸了
I was claiming everything.
我要求一切。
She told me to.
她讓我這麼做的
Take off your Rapture.
脫掉你的 "狂喜"。
I just spent like a million Robux for that.
我剛剛為此花了一百萬 Robux。
I don't care.
我不在乎
Take it off.
脫下來
Take it off.
脫下來
All right, I took it off.
好吧,我摘下來了。
What a waste of Robux.
真是浪費 Robux。
Why did I do this to myself?
我為什麼要這樣對自己?
This is why I need to stay away from the wheel.
這就是我要遠離車輪的原因。
Why are you going on it?
你為什麼要去呢?
What else could you possibly need from that wheel?
你還需要什麼輪子?
You already got Rapture.
你已經有了 "狂喜"。
I still have 65 spins left.
我還剩 65 次旋轉。
You bought 65 spins?
你買了 65 個旋轉?
No, I bought 100.
不,我買了 100 個。
It was a two-week deal.
這是一個為期兩週的交易。
I can't pass it up.
我不能錯過。
Yeah, well, you're not going to expect this ability.
是啊,你肯定想不到會有這種能力。
Oh, am I not going to expect it?
哦,難道我不期待嗎?
I can still hear my wheel.
我還能聽到我的車輪的聲音。
So at least that's working while I'm playing.
所以,至少在我玩遊戲的時候,它還能工作。
That's the real way to play.
這才是真正的玩法。
I'm going to get passive coins and passive wheel spins.
我將獲得被動金幣和被動轉盤旋轉。
Ball!
球!
What the?
怎麼了?
What?
什麼?
How does that help?
這有什麼幫助?
What a waste!
真是浪費!
Why?
為什麼?
Oh, wow.
哦,哇
This sounds really fun.
這聽起來真的很有趣。
I just bought luck.
我只是買了運氣。
Become fairly lucky with a less chance the ball targets you.
變得相當幸運,球擊中你的機率會降低。
It's only me and you!
只有我和你
Why did you buy that?
你為什麼要買那個?
How did you buy it?
你是怎麼買到的?
I'm not reading.
我沒在看書。
I'm just buying.
我只是買。
I hope you know on my POV, all I can hear is the wheel spinner.
我希望你知道,在我的 POV 上,我只能聽到車輪旋轉的聲音。
I kind of like it though, to be honest.
說實話,我還挺喜歡的。
He listens to those sounds when he goes to bed at night.
他晚上睡覺時就會聽到這些聲音。
Oh, I will be.
哦,我會的。
Boom!
Boom!
Wait, open up the chat.
等等,打開哈拉。
I already got the tech blade.
我已經拿到了技術刀片。
Why am I still spinning?
為什麼我還在旋轉?
How do I put the tech blade on?
如何安裝技術刀片?
When did I receive the tech blade?
我什麼時候收到技術刀片?
Hold on.
等一下
I think I already got it.
我想我已經拿到了。
Not even looking at what you got.
都不看看你得到了什麼。
Boom!
Boom!
Wait, that's it?
等等,就這樣?
That's so ugly.
太難看了
That's so ugly.
太難看了
You're telling me I bought that many spins for that?
你是說我買了那麼多轉數就是為了這個?
What?
什麼?
Oh no, never mind.
哦,不,沒關係。
It's now a 0.025.
現在是 0.025。
Neon Viper.
霓虹毒蛇
We're not done yet.
我們還沒完。
I'm going to be completing the game in no time.
我馬上就要完成這個遊戲了。
Just make sure you use my star code and maybe I'll be able to afford it.
請務必使用我的星級代碼,也許我就買得起了。
Yeah, I always use star code, Tinker.
是的,我總是用星形代碼,修補匠。
Come on now.
來吧
Support me, please.
請支持我。
I can't concentrate with these sound effects going in my ears.
這些音效讓我無法集中注意力。
Stop spinning!
別轉了
I have so many spins left.
我還剩這麼多圈。
Oh, my ears are dying.
哦,我的耳朵快死了。
And my bank account is frying.
我的銀行賬戶也快炸了。
Damn bars.
該死的酒吧
And I've also got a big, massive coin pack.
我還有一個巨大的硬幣包。
So who do you think spent the most so far?
那麼,您認為目前誰花的錢最多?
How much was the 100 spins?
100 次旋轉的費用是多少?
I'm curious.
我很好奇。
I don't check the price tag.
我不看價格標籤。
I just click things.
我只是點擊東西。
Oh, I can't believe it.
哦,我真不敢相信。
Do you feel rewarded?
你覺得有收穫嗎?
I don't even know.
我都不知道。
I don't know what that's doing.
我不知道這有什麼用。
It's just cocking or something.
只是上膛什麼的。
What the heck?
搞什麼鬼?
Where have you gone?
你去哪兒了?
I don't even know.
我都不知道。
Are you even changing abilities?
你還會改變能力嗎?
I've been winning.
我一直在贏。
What do you want me to do?
你想讓我做什麼?
Oh, okay.
哦,好吧
Gotcha.
抓到你了
I clicked.
我點了一下。
I literally clicked, though.
不過,我真的點擊了。
I'm clicking.
我正在點擊。
I'm clicking.
我正在點擊。
I'm clicking.
我正在點擊。
And this is why!
這就是原因!
I'm clicking the spin instead!
我要點擊旋轉!
At least the clicks on the spin worked, don't they?
至少旋轉的點擊起了作用,不是嗎?
Yeah, of course these are going to register.
是的,這些當然會登記。
Take the L!
乘 L 路
Take the L!
乘 L 路
Take the L!
乘 L 路
I kind of like the sound effects.
我有點喜歡這些音效。
It's like background music to me, to be honest.
老實說,這對我來說就像是背景音樂。
It's like I'm in a casino.
我就像在賭場裡一樣。
I can see why people told me to stay away from this game.
我明白為什麼人們讓我遠離這款遊戲了。
And you know what?
你知道嗎?
I should have listened.
我應該聽你的。
Boom!
Boom!
The ability did not work.
這種能力不起作用。
The ability did not work.
這種能力不起作用。
I pressed Q and it went err.
我按了 Q 鍵,它就消失了。
You always hit the wheel.
你總是打方向盤。
You have a problem.
你有麻煩了
I bought them.
我買了
I might as well use them.
我不妨利用它們。
Every time the round ends, you beeline the wheels?
每輪比賽結束後,你都要把車輪劃出一條線嗎?
Yeah, what do you want me to do?
是啊,你想讓我怎麼做?
Tell me.
告訴我
What does this do?
這有什麼用?
Yo, yo!
喲,喲!
What's that?
那是什麼?
I don't know what you're doing.
我不知道你在幹什麼。
You're just like appearing things.
你就像出現的東西一樣。
I was distracted.
我分心了。
I'm looking at your laser beams.
我在看你的激光束。
I don't know what that does.
我不知道這有什麼用。
I don't know either.
我也不知道。
Oh, there's no way.
哦,不可能
Oh, I'm going to be out.
哦,我要出去了。
How have I lost that much already?
我怎麼已經損失了這麼多?
He's going to be in here for the next 15 hours.
他要在這裡待上15個小時
I have disabled it and it didn't even do anything.
我已經禁用了它,但它根本不起作用。
I click and it doesn't work.
我點擊了,但不起作用。
All right, I've only got two more spins.
好了,我只剩兩圈了。
You've spun a hundred spins that quickly.
你這麼快就轉了一百圈了。
I'm just going to give some advice.
我只是想給大家一些建議。
Stay away from the spinner.
遠離旋轉器
I was testing it out so you don't have to.
我是在測試,所以你不必測試。
Tanker's a bad influence.
坦克手是個壞影響
No, I was testing it out.
不,我是在測試。
I was testing it.
我正在測試。
All right, what would happen if I pull you?
好吧,如果我拉住你會怎麼樣?
Boom!
Boom!
It didn't work!
沒有用!
These abilities are so bad!
這些能力太差了!
Why?
為什麼?
I'm out of coins again.
我又沒硬幣了。
Oh my gosh.
我的天啊
Okay, this should be our last one.
好了,這應該是我們的最後一個了。
The last one.
最後一個
I might as well buy every single ability and test them out.
我不妨買下每一種能力,並對它們進行測試。
At this point, I don't even care anymore.
在這一點上,我甚至不再關心。
Win or lose, I'm buying more abilities.
無論輸贏,我都會購買更多的能力。
May as well.
也可以。
I'm full deep now.
我現在已經完全深陷其中了。
I'm so far in.
我已經陷得很深了。
I just have to continue.
我必須繼續下去。
I have to.
我必須這麼做
I have to test all the abilities.
我必須測試所有的能力。
There might be that one ability I've not tried.
可能還有一種能力我沒有嘗試過。
That's just the best.
這才是最棒的。
I don't know.
我不知道。
Am I supposed to know what abilities there are?
我應該知道有哪些能力嗎?
Boom!
Boom!
I don't even know what that did.
我甚至都不知道這有什麼用。
I don't know what it does.
我不知道它有什麼作用。
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
好吧,等等,等等,等等
Use your favorite ability that we used the entire time.
使用你最喜歡的能力,我們一直都在用。
I don't have a clue.
我一點頭緒都沒有。
I haven't been reading anything.
我什麼都沒看。
Just pick your favorite one for the last one.
最後一個就選你最喜歡的吧。
I'm going to have to buy some more.
我得再買一些。
Well, I'm using my favorite.
好吧,我用我的最愛。
I don't have a favorite.
我沒有最喜歡的。
They're all the same to me.
對我來說都一樣。
Useless, useless, and useless.
無用、無用、再無用。
I'm looking what the most expensive one is, honestly.
老實說,我想知道最貴的是什麼。
Okay, I mean, I bought a very expensive one.
好吧,我是說,我買了一個很貴的。
Let's hope it does actually do something.
但願它能真正發揮作用。
Will he win?
他會贏嗎?
Find out.
瞭解更多
It doesn't even just tell you a description of what it does unless you click on this, and then you click on that.
除非你點擊這個,然後再點擊那個,否則它甚至不會告訴你它是做什麼的。
And it's like, I don't even know what that means.
我甚至不知道這意味著什麼。
Click on this.
點擊此處。
I'll click on the spin in a minute.
我馬上點擊旋轉。
Can't wait to see what this does.
我迫不及待地想看到它的效果。
What?
什麼?
Ah!
啊!
Ah!
啊!
He just pulled towards me!
他只是拉著我走!
Right, I'm staying away from balls.
好吧,我要遠離蛋蛋。