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  • Now, I am very disappointed that I won't be able to celebrate Howard's accomplishment tonight. Me, too, but we'll see him tomorrow. Yes, it's just that in all the years I've known him, he's never had the opportunity to receive my admiration.

  • I was excited to see the look on his face when it finally happened. You're unbelievable. I know. All right, Pictionary, what are the teams? How about boys versus girls? Oh, that hardly seems fair.

  • But I guess any team that I'm not on has a decided disadvantage. Once again, unbelievable. Yeah, once again, I know. All right, round one.

  • Here.

  • Got it. Okay.

  • Ready, set, go. Uh, box. Uh, window. Batman. Batman and Robin. Uh, Wonder Twins plus the monkey. Wonder Twins plus the monkey and Batman. Uh, gift, uh, present. Present! Yeah! Oh, Leonard.

  • Now, how can you not get that? In what universe is that a present? It's not a present.

  • It's the present.

  • Look, there's you and me.

  • There's Penny and Amy.

  • We're playing Pictionary in the present. Oh, my God, we're gonna kill them. It's a quark-gluon plasma. No. It's asymptotically free partons inside a quark-gluon plasma. Nothing with quarks. It's an observational rebuttal of the Lambda CDM model of the universe. No. It's a chocolate chip cookie! Yes!

  • How could you miss that? Hey, if you want someone to guess chocolate chip cookie, you draw a glass of milk next to it. Penny got it. Yeah, only after I eliminated all the obvious answers. You're welcome. Oh, uh, sausage. Uh, bratwurst? Oh, hot dog. Penny, aren't you gonna draw something? Relax, we got time.

  • This is so fun. There.

  • A solar system. Uh, uh, uh, uh, unidentified flying liverwurst? I... Now? Soon. Come on, Leonard, I am spoon-feeding this to you. I don't know. Uh, Casper the alcoholic ghost? All right, that's enough. Uh, hand, uh, nail, uh, polish? Yeah! No! No!

  • The word is Polish. See, look.

  • Polish sausage. The model of the solar system developed by Nicholas Copernicus, a Polish astronomer. And finally, that wasn't enough, which it should have been. This is Madame Curie killing herself by discovering radium, who, although she was a naturalized French citizen, was Polish by birth. Excuse me, the word is Polish. See?

  • Small p. Ah!

  • So it is. I guess we both share blame on this one. Ha! One, two, three, kick! Mwah! It's not bad. Mwah!

Now, I am very disappointed that I won't be able to celebrate Howard's accomplishment tonight. Me, too, but we'll see him tomorrow. Yes, it's just that in all the years I've known him, he's never had the opportunity to receive my admiration.

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