Is people who have the same name that is spelled completely differently.

I am so sorry for all of you people and I know there are many in this room tonight.

It's such an odd, unnecessary waste of your life.

Like Sarah, like Sarah with an H, or Sara without an H.

Sarah without an H is pronounced like this: Sara, and with an H, Sarah.

But Sarah has to spend the whole of her life going, is Sarah with an H, with an H?

That's with an H.

Is that, sorry, is that with an H? No, there's no H. Sorry, there's an H, you put an H, there's no H, there's actually no H.

What a waste of life.

Like Stewart with a W is pronounced like this: Stewart.

Without a W, Stuart. What are we doing?

It's not like it's, "What's your name?" -"Stuart, Stuart."

"And you are?" -"Stewart."

Stewart.

And this is my wife Sarah.

Stewart and Sarah.

Come in and meet Stuart, this is Stewart.

Come in and meet others. It's Stephen and Stepen. Do say hello.

This is Stuart, Stewart and Sarah. Stephen and Stepen.

Oh, it's Jeff and Geoff, join the party.

Jeff and Geoff and your wives Jill and Gill. Jeff, I forget who's with who. Jill is with Geoff and Jeff is with Jill.

This is Stuart, Stewart, Stephen, Stepen and Sarah.

Oh, if it isn't the three Shauns, do join the party, we've got Shaun, Sean and Shawn.

Come on in.

Shaun, Sean and Shawn.

This is Stuart, Stewart, Stephen, Stepen, Jeff, Geoff, Jill, Gill and Sarah.

What a waste of life.

Why bother?