So as you can see we are not in our typical landscape because we are in London And we're gonna be messing with people today to see if they take it the same as Americans.

所以，正如你所看到的，我們不是在我們的典型景觀中，因為我們是在倫敦，我們今天要和人們搗亂，看看他們是否和美國人一樣。

I have a feeling they will not Sorry, do you guys speak English?

我感覺他們不會 抱歉，你們會說英語嗎？

Do you know how to get to the nearest subway station?

您知道如何前往最近的地鐵站嗎？

Knightsbridge station Yes, I speak English I am just wondering how to get to the nearest subway station Sorry What's that What's that what's I don't understand what's going on you want to go to the nearest subway station, sorry, sorry just phone translate translate Okay, you need to go straight and then after Harvey Nichols, you're gonna find the subway station Okay, you need to go straight and then after Harvey Nichols, you're gonna find the subway station.

騎士橋站 是的，我會說英語，我只是想知道怎麼去最近的地鐵站，對不起，那是什麼，那是什麼，那是什麼，我不明白這是怎麼回事，你想去最近的地鐵站，對不起，對不起，只是電話翻譯翻譯 好吧，你需要直走，然後經過哈維-尼科爾斯，你會發現地鐵站 好吧，你需要直走，然後經過哈維-尼科爾斯，你會發現地鐵站。

Okay.

好的

Thank you very much I Don't be sure who think there's a costume That's like the royal house, right?

非常感謝 我不確定誰會認為有一套服裝 就像皇室一樣，對吧？

Yes.

是的。

Okay.

好的

All right.

好的

Are those photos?

這些是照片嗎？

Okay.

好的

Yeah.

是啊

Okay.

好的

All right.

好的

Thank you Buckingham Palace.

感謝白金漢宮。

Yes.

是的。

Okay Never felt so awkward trying to get a photo before dude, the blue hat is just staring at me Okay, I think I got it Sorry, are you are you from London like originally?

好吧，我想我拍到了 抱歉，你是倫敦人嗎？

No, no, does that not look like him?

不，不，這不像他嗎？

I Know that's my grandmother, but she said she had family.

我知道那是我奶奶，但她說她有家人。

Where are you from?

你從哪裡來？

Originally?

原來是這樣？

She has Albanian family I'm just wondering if Tito is he my uncle Tito?

我想知道鐵托是不是我的叔叔鐵托？

Yanni I'm gonna ask my grandma about you I'm sorry.

燕妮，我要向我奶奶問起你，對不起。

Do you guys speak English you do?

你們會說英語嗎？

Okay.

好的

Fantastic.

太棒了

Do you mind taking a photo of me in front of the water?

你介意為我在水前拍一張照片嗎？

Do you mind taking a photo of me in front of the water?

你介意為我在水前拍一張照片嗎？

Yes Yes, yes, okay.

是的，是的，好的。

Awesome.

棒極了

Thank you.

謝謝。

Sorry camera photo.

對不起，相機照片。

Thank you Thank you Don't mind I don't understand.

謝謝 謝謝 不用謝，我不明白。

Oh, do you know where the nearest subway station is?

哦，你知道最近的地鐵站在哪裡嗎？

Where the nearest subway station is Yeah, Hyde Park Corner Hyde Park Corner, sorry, it is just a little difficult to understand you Do you know if it is walkable?

最近的地鐵站在哪裡 是的，海德公園角海德公園角，對不起，我聽不懂你說什麼，你知道那裡可以步行嗎？

Sorry, it is just a little yeah.

對不起，這只是一個小問題。

Yeah.

是啊

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

It is an honor Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

It is an honor Have a good day Do you speak English?

您會說英語嗎？

Yes.

是的。

Shit.

媽的

Do you know where the nearest subway station is?

你知道最近的地鐵站在哪裡嗎？

Oh, no, we speak English Trying to get my phone to work.

哦，不，我們說英語 試圖讓我的手機正常工作。

That's okay.

沒關係。

I think I could Do you know where the nearest subway station is?

我想我可以 你知道最近的地鐵站在哪裡嗎？

One sec, yeah, okay.

等一下，好的

It's Marble Arch.

是大理石拱門。

So in that direction, it's Marble Arch So in that direction, okay.

所以從這個方向看，是大理石拱門。

Thank you very much.

非常感謝。

Okay.

好的

Thank you very much Sorry, could I show you for a photo?

非常感謝 抱歉，能給您看一張照片嗎？

Yeah, thank you so much.

是的，非常感謝。

It's just so beautiful, you know, you guys want to get here Get together You want you want to take a picture of you?

這裡太美了，你們想不想來這裡聚聚？ 想不想給你們拍張照片？

No, no, of you guys.

不，不，是你們。

Of us?

我們？

Yeah.

是啊

Yeah.

是啊

Thank you.

謝謝。

So you want to take a picture of us?

你想給我們拍照？

So beautiful.

太美了

Nice.

不錯。

Thanks.

謝謝。

Yeah.

是啊

All right.

好吧

Thanks.

謝謝。

Bye.

再見。

So you want a picture of me?

你想要我的照片？

No, I was hoping just you two, but then you didn't want that.

不，我希望只有你們兩個，但你不希望這樣。

So I Spent that selfie.

所以我花了那張自拍。

Yeah.

是啊

All right.

好吧

See you guys I'm super sorry.

見到你們，我非常抱歉。

Do you have any relatives in Peru?

你在祕魯有親戚嗎？

He's on the beach right now, but that looks exactly like you That's really weird.

他現在就在沙灘上，但看起來和你一模一樣，真奇怪。

That's not you though.

但那不是你。

That's what I'm saying.

我就是這個意思。

No, but it is him.

不，但就是他。

It's really weird how you just took a photo of him.

真奇怪，你怎麼會給他拍照？

But he's on the beach.

但他在海灘上

Yeah, can you fuck off, please?

是啊，你可以滾開，好嗎？

Strange Sorry, what?

奇怪 抱歉，什麼？

Sorry, sorry.

對不起，對不起。

What lake is this?

這是什麼湖？

Or pond?

還是池塘？

I don't know Yeah, which one is this one?

我不知道，是哪個？

Okay, gotcha.

好的，明白了。

All right.

好吧

Thank you so much.

非常感謝。

All right.

好吧

See you guys.

再見

Thank you Sorry, you stole my idea.

謝謝 抱歉，你偷了我的創意。

Do you mind taking a photo real quick?

你介意拍張照片嗎？

Awesome.

棒極了

Thank you.

謝謝。

Do you want to pose?

你想擺姿勢嗎？

Nice all right, thank you I just got the craziest picture.

很好，謝謝你，我剛剛拍到了一張最瘋狂的照片。

All right I'm not sure how to say this and I'm getting kind of like emotional thinking about it But my grandmother used to come here every day and she kind of looks like you We took so long to Photoshop that, fuck.

好吧 我不知道該怎麼說 我想起來就有點激動 但我奶奶以前每天都來這裡 她長得有點像你 我們花了很長時間才拍到照片 媽的

All right.

好吧

Well, I mean it's pretty good.

嗯，我的意思是這很不錯。

It's pretty good It's really good Hey guys, sorry, we're just making a fun video.

嘿，夥計們，對不起，我們只是在拍一段有趣的視頻。

We photoshopped that.

我們用照片合成的。

That is you.

這就是你。

We just photoshopped.

我們只是PS了一下。

I'm just kidding Okay, see it looks the same it really looks the same I'm completely messing I'm completely messing about We're just completely fucking around.

我開玩笑的 好吧，看吧，看起來一樣，真的一樣 我完全是在胡鬧，我完全是在胡鬧 我們完全是在胡鬧。

Sorry, we're just making a fun video Completely joking, but thank you for the help though.

對不起，我們只是在製作一個有趣的視頻，完全是開玩笑，不過還是要謝謝你們的幫助。

It's perfect.

太完美了

You're like wait, I speak English.

你會說，等等，我會說英語。

That's great I love it.

太棒了，我喜歡。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Sorry, we're just messing around He's over there.

對不起，我們只是鬧著玩，他在那邊。

All right, are those pictures okay?

好了，這些照片可以嗎？

Okay.

好的

All right.

好吧

Take care.

保重。

Hey guys I'm so sorry.

嘿，夥計們，我很抱歉。

We're just we're just making Okay, we're just making a fun video.

我們只是在製作 好吧，我們只是在製作一個有趣的視頻。

I'm just kidding.

我開玩笑的。

Where are you guys from?

你們從哪裡來？

Oh nice.

哦，不錯。

Okay, cool.

好吧

My cousin lives there in case you know him If that's alright, yeah, all right guys, thanks for watching the video I hope you enjoyed if you did make sure to smash the thumbs up button Don't forget to subscribe to the channel and thank you for everything.

我的表弟住在那裡，如果你認識他的話，如果可以的話，好的，謝謝你們觀看視頻，希望你們喜歡，如果你們喜歡，請務必點擊大拇指按鈕，別忘了訂閱頻道，謝謝你們做的一切。

Good.

很好。

Bye What's up, man?

再見 怎麼了 夥計

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was gonna try to pick up your dad You

是啊，是啊，是啊，是啊，我是要去接你爸爸你