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Look at that. That's the first show we did that together.
Isn't that amazing?
I mean, I did it. It's my show, of course.
Then you were my first guest.
I was your first guest.
401?
Yeah, you're mine now.
It's been 400 shows since you've been here.
Wow.
God, look at that.
I remember it was so...
Oh, like it was yesterday, and you were telling such funny stories about the thing when you did the, um...
Oh, that thing.
It was funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was good.
Yeah.
Wait.
I don't remember any.
I don't remember it, either.
No, I don't at all.
Oh!
Yeah.
That's true.
That's true.
Not really necessary.
Stop!
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
Oh.
I...
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Some...
I feel really good about you, too.
Thank you very much.
I...
I thank you back at you.
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Okay.
So, uh, I'm gonna give you a little...
I like to help people.
You know that.
And I wanna remind you, the holidays are coming up, in case you weren't aware.
And, uh, if you're thinking about...
Sometimes people have guests in, relatives, or friends, and you invite them to stay with you, and you might wanna rethink it.
Um...
You have to really remember what house guests are like.
I don't...
You wanna really keep that in mind.
Having house guests, it is hard.
It really is.
They break things.
And the police won't do a thing about it.
Because you invited them, so it's not really breaking and entering.
It's entering and then breaking.
And it's totally legal to do that.
They seem like normal people.
They start out at the airport.
They don't break a thing.
Somewhere between baggage claim and your front door, they turn into Vikings.
You know, they break things that have survived for centuries.
I've taken showers for years in my house.
I've never broken a knob off.
And how do you accidentally rip a couch?
Isn't that...
Is that ever an accident, to rip a couch?
And don't pick them up at the airport.
That's the first mistake.
Because if you pick them up, it sends the wrong message.
It says,
I work for you.
Standing there with a sign.
There are three different types of house guests.
If you don't know, the ones you invite, and then the ones who are out of town on business, and then the ones that are on vacation.
And the ones that are on vacation are the worst.
Because they're on vacation.
And you're not.
And then they forget you're not.
And every time they see you, they go,
Party!
And they spill things, and they leave lights on, and they clog the toilet.
And they leave the fridge open.
It's like a raccoon has gotten into your house.
Raccoons love to party.
They love to...
And you can tell, because that's why they wear the masks.
They're ready to...
I don't need a mask to party.
I just like to dance.
I like y'all.
If you ever want to be my house guests, you can.
You can.
I like you.
Tony, don't you like them?
401, they're a great audience.
Yeah, very great audience already.
They're probably excited because Jennifer Aniston is here today.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
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I'm here.
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I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
I'm here.
She was my very first guest.
She gave us to welcome mat that we used.
That was the first gift we got.
And a lot of filthy, dirty celebrities have stepped on that on the way up here.
Her new movie comes out in theaters today,
Derailed.
I saw it last night.
It's really, really good.
Really good.
So, I recommend seeing it.
It's, it's, uh...
It's good.
I was going to say something about it.
I don't want to give anything away, but it's a psychological thriller.
And she's great.
And Clive Owens is great.
And, uh, the other fellow, Vincent, whatever his name is.
Let's just call him Vincent.
Let's start him on a one-name basis.
Vincent.
Also from the Fox Medical Drama House,
Hugh Laurie is here.
Excellent actor.
Excellent show.
And Kenny Chesney is performing.
He's performing in a small town.
His new CD's The Road and The Radio.
He's got a primetime special on ABC, November 23rd.
And also, if you're a Harry Potter fan, and, uh, you know you are, the new Harry Potter movie opens in theaters next Friday.
But today we're going to show you a never-before-seen clip from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
I almost called it a globlet.
I don't know.
I don't know.
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I don't know.
You've got to hit me midway.
That's not right.
But when you see it, and when you see it in the movie, and that part of the movie comes out, you can just scream at the top of your lungs,
Ellen showed me this!
I saw it!
And since Thanksgiving is right around the corner, we have three kids from Pennsylvania.
They do something I think we all wish we could do, and that's call a turkey.
And I mean, you can't bring them up.
They won't answer the phone.
I mean, it's a different way.
So we have three award-winning junior turkey callers here, and we're going to see them a little later in the show.
We're also celebrating Thanksgiving in New York.
15,000 people have written for tickets, and I apologize.
I wish I could take you all into the show with me, but I can't.
But we can bring some of you.
So there's a number on the screen.
It's 1-866-HI-ELLEN.
If you see your name, you call that number within 24 hours, and we could be flying you to New York and putting you up in a hotel and giving you tickets to see the show.
So watch closely.
Look for your name.
Here you go.
I apologize.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I get so excited when I hear that song.
Here's the number again.
It's 1-866-HI-ELLEN.
You got 24 hours, so don't rush to the phones right now.
First, I want to show you some.
You know how we show audience dancing all the time?
Today, we're going to show you a very special audience edition of celebrity audience dancing.
Take a look.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Oh, you're all good dancers.
Our first guest stars in the psychological thriller
Derailed, which opens in theaters today.
Please welcome back to the show my friend, Jennifer Aniston.
Jennifer Aniston.
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I thought you were here.
If I'd known I would've found you.
Alright.
Let's show the clip of the very first show and you bring in the mat.
Yeah.
Okay.
I have a gift for you.
You do?
I did.
I brought a gift.
What's that?
Look at the power.
She just says it and it comes.
See that?
It's a welcome mat for your guests.
It's a welcome mat.
Thank you.
I guess you put it...
And there it is right now.
I know.
Happy next week.
Yeah.
It's good that you don't wear out your welcome.
We use it.
You know what?
What?
I feel like though, because I don't want to wear out my welcome.
No.
That it needs a little something.
Really?
So I brought something.
Just a little accessory for it.
Okay.
Thank you.
You know, we just don't know where...
Oh, look at that.
Well, yeah.
That's nice.
See, now we don't know where people have been.
Oh, no.
With their dirty shoes and their dirty boots.
These filthy celebrity people.
Dirty celebrities.
Right?
So, here it is.
This is what they do.
They're going to have to scrape their foot now when they walk onto your stage because you're set.
And here at night, look, it's nighttime and you don't know where you have to put your foot.
I love that.
It lights up when it's dark.
Isn't that fantastic?
That's great.
So, I'll go right there.
That's great.
So, if ever we're a nighttime show, people will be able to see.
Exactly.
Yeah.
Well, you could just turn the lights out just for fun every once in a while.
And let them find their way and scrape their filth off.
It's fun to watch celebrities do weird, like, fall down and stuff.
That's a good idea.
Yeah.
We should turn lights out when celebrities come out.
Okay.
Right.
Yeah.
Well, they have that show, But Can They Sing?
But we could have, But Can They See?
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Yeah.
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So, that's the show, But Can They See?
That's great.
That's good.
Well, I'm trying to avoid all the stereotypical questions that you get.
Because I've been watching you, and I know that you're working so hard.
And so, I want you to relax.
It's been a difficult year, and I know you're doing stuff all the time, so can you take your shoes off?
I brought you a massage thing for your feet.
Oh my gosh.
And then, uh- Thank God I have socks on.
That'll feel good.
With no holes in them.
Yeah.
That would have been embarrassing.
I hope they match.
Maybe.
That's what you need, right?
Yeah.
Isn't that nice?
That's what you deserve.
That's a real good little machine there.
It's good, right?
That's great.
We'll give you that to take home.
Ain't that a party gift?
You give too many gifts.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
You do.
You give too many gifts.
I got a robe.
I got shorts.
Oh, I got you something else, too.
Yeah, I can't-
Because I know that- Her dog, Norman.
I know you're sick of talking about Norman.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I got you something else, too.
I know you're sick of talking about Norman.
I'm not sick of-
This dog is the greatest-
Getting more precious.
Looking dog that- This is Norman.
This is her dog.
Aww.
Aww.
And when I was thinking about buying your house, I wrote that in, and I wanted the dog to come with it.
You did.
That's right.
I wrote that in, and you wouldn't give me the dog.
And so-
That was our deal-
Never mind.
And so-
So I got something for your new house in Malibu for your dog.
Oh, my God.
Look.
It's like a thing.
This is out of the thing.
Oh, that's so-
Look at that.
Look at the size of this.
The teeth.
Yeah.
That'll frighten people away.
That is- That's fantastic.
Yeah, you're welcome.
All right.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
I love something that is so- That's great.
It's cute, right?
Did you come up with that?
Sorry.
Put your feet back on.
I'm sorry, Max.
It's just hard to- All right.
Okay.
No.
I want you- Oh, look what you've done to me.
Look what you did.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
I want to see.
I don't want to see.
Oh, sweet.
No, you deserve that.
All right, you're so sweet.
I heard that you're taking road trips lately, and I want to know how you're able to get away with that.
My road- I do.
I get away.
We leave in the middle of the night.
It's me and 40 of our friends.
Really?
No.
No, it's my- That's my girlfriends.
We like to take- We do- We, you know- We like to get in the car, take two cars, and we just drive somewhere.
We find a location.
One, actually, that you suggested to us, which we won't talk about.
Yeah, you like that place.
I love that place.
Yeah.
It's just a place.
It's just a place, and yeah, so we have little walkie-talkies in the car, and we just kind of sneak, you know.
Really?
Yeah.
It's how we communicate to each other.
Don't you have a cell phone?
Yeah.
It's not as fun.
Really?
Do you have like a CB radio?
Like a handle?
You know, those little Motorola thingies.
I love road trips.
I'll take one.
Jan, do you want to come?
Yeah.
We'll go.
I'll just follow you.
Good.
Okay.
You'll have your own little, give you your own little walkie-talkie.
Okay.
I have a handle.
Cajun Queen.
Good.
Yeah.
Cajun Queen.
All right.
I like it.
We have to take a break.
No.
Come on.
You don't like it, do you?
You're taking your feet off.
No, I'm not.
It's tickles.
It honestly tickles.
All right, then I'll just massage you.
No.
Okay.
All right, so we have to take a break, and when we come back, we're going to talk about
Duran.
It's such a good movie.
Thanks, Ellen.
It's such a different role for you, and just the whole, everything about it, and what's
Vincent's last name?
I feel bad.
Cassell.
Cassell.
It's amazing.
But from now on, we all just call him Vincent.
He's a one-named-
Well, he can go.
He has that kind of presence that he can just go by Vincent.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
It's, I can't say, it's a good movie, and it's just, that's all I'll say.
That's all you're going to say.
That's all I'm going to say.
You're so good.
Yeah.
You're so good.
Yeah.
You just never know what's happening.
And you're good.
And now how, it's upsetting.
Yeah.
I mean, there's a lot of love scenes in there.
Was that hard for you?
I mean, that would be a very difficult-
Not as hard, harder to watch than to do.
Was it hard for you to watch?
Hard, yeah.
It was.
Well, I mean, it was just, yeah.
And I think, but when you're doing it, it's so technical, and it's so choreographed, and it's piece by piece by piece that, and Vincent was so, you know, cautious and professional, and you know.
Yeah.
Yeah, there's some violence in there, and there's some love scenes and some other things, but it's-
It's a little bit of everything.
A little bit of everything.
No dance numbers.
No.
No.
It's not really a musical.
No?
No.
But it is a little, it's a little funny, yeah?
Yeah.
Oh, there's humor in it.
A lot of humor.
Yeah.
But it's just, I just want to correct, it's not, there's not a little bit of everything.
No, you're right.
It's not a musical.
So I kind of just lied a little bit.
Yeah, you're trying to sell the movie too much.
Yeah.
Well, I'm trying to help you.
I understand.
I understand.
Just let me do the talking, Jennifer.
I'm not going to say a word.
That's it.
That's it.
All right.
No, really.
It's, and I'm really happy for you.
I think we all are.
You just, you look terrific and you seem happy.
I personally can't imagine what it's like to have a breakup so public, but I know.
Well, you know what?
I'll tell, when we finish the show, we'll go backstage and we'll talk about it.
Yeah.
I'll tell you what it was like.
Yeah, I can't imagine.
I'll try to explain it to you.
Okay, good.
Yeah.
How weird and uncomfortable it is.
Yeah.
To get through something like that so publicly.
Yeah.
I'm sorry you have no clue about it.
No, I don't.
But anyway, you do.
You look happy and healthy and whatever's going on.
I, you know, I wish that you could be left alone and just have a, you know.
It's like, literally every week, I'm just like, really?
This week again on the cover?
It's a bit boring.
It's about a year now.
It's crazy.
I'm working there to talk about it.
It's like 20 years from now.
It's so silly.
Yeah, it really is.
It's awful.
Good for you for getting through it all.
Thanks, though.
It's all good.
Life is good.
Life is good.
Yeah.
Now, when, we play this game sometimes and Matt LeBlanc was here recently and he was trying to finish a line.
Do you ever watch the shows when they're on reruns, the friends?
Yeah.
You do?
I do, if I'm flipping through.
Okay.
We're going to see if you can watch a clip from an episode.
We're going to stop it, and we're going to see if you can pick up where that line left off and remember.
Oh, that sounds like fun.
All right.
We're going to do that later in the show.
Derailed opens today, and we'll play that game called What's My Next Line later in the show.
Next, Kenny Chesney performs.
Don't go away.
Hi.
How are you?
Good to see you again.
Finally.
I know.
I saw you.
I don't know how long.
I saw you.
That's the Ray Charles thing.
That's right.
The Ray Charles tribute.
I saw you last night, and I said, come on the show, and it's been a ... Finally.
No.
She didn't say, come on the show.
I said, let me come on the show, and she never would let me, so naturally.
That's not true.
That is true.
No.
I said, come on the show.
Anyway, you're here, finally, and I'm glad you're here.
It's ... Yeah.
Good to see you.
You too.
Now, tell us, the primetime special is on when?
I do.
I have a special coming on the night before Thanksgiving, the Wednesday night before Thanksgiving on ABC.
We did a show at the Pittsburgh Steelers football stadium this summer, and we filmed it, and took a bunch of cameras down to the islands, and got on my boat, and had some fun.
That sounds great.
Yeah.
That's kind of what it's all about.
You can log on to our website to purchase a copy of Kenny Chesney's CD, The Road, and the radio.
Everybody in the audience is getting a copy of his CD.
We'll be right back with Hugh Laurie.
Don't go away.
Our next guest is an Emmy nominated actor who plays the brilliant but abrasive doctor on Fox's hit drama House.
Please welcome Hugh Laurie.
So, it was just the one shoe that was dirty.
I don't care about the left one.
I've never cared.
Yeah.
It's a stranger to me.
Oh.
Yeah.
It's a stranger to you.
Yeah.
I don't know what I meant by that.
Well, we'll look into it.
Okay.
But thank you for being here, and congratulations on the huge success of House.
Thank you.
It's doing very well.
You had a good start coming in after American Idol, and then that could have been it.
But you're doing well without American Idol, which is great.
We seem to be all grown up now, flying the nest, and we can stand on our own two feet, write our own checks, all kinds of things.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
It's very exciting.
And you're brilliant.
And it's amazing to hear.
Did you know that he was British?
Do you know that he...
I mean, you'd never know.
It's so good.
Why, thank you.
Do you ever think about just keeping the American accent and trying to stay in it all the time so that it gets more and more...
I do.
That's what I do.
I mean, not now.
Right.
But that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
What if you stayed in it all the time?
I'd be on the phone.
And then they start...
And then they start thinking I'm a little bit insane.
Yeah.
You know, that would be a problem.
I don't want to traumatize people.
Uh-huh.
And what do you mean on the phone?
Where are your kids?
My kids are...
Yes, you see, I'm an absentee father.
I'm...
They're back in London.
I have three children back in London.
My wife is back in London.
Really?
I see them on a little video screen.
It's tragic, really.
And how often do you see them?
How often do you go back?
I go back when I can.
It's about...
I mean, they come over here.
They've been over here for a while.
And then I go back when I can.
We go back for Thanksgiving.
Although we don't give thanks back in England.
Uh-huh.
No.
Of course, we mourn the loss of the colonies.
Uh-huh.
But we give thanks for the fact that you have a Thanksgiving.
Uh-huh.
And I get four days off.
Uh-huh.
Yes.
That's good.
It's good to be grateful for that.
Yeah.
And so, that's really hard.
At some point, will they come here?
I mean, the show's going to stay on.
Well, they...
They probably will.
They probably will.
They probably will.
They probably will.
They probably will.
They probably will.
They probably will.
They probably will.
They probably will.
They're all grown up now.
They're teenagers.
And, big teenagers.
They've got their lives and they're playing it...
Well, what about your wife?
She's all grown up.
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Jeez.
If they said we're definitely going to do this, no question.
No question.
We're going to do this for five years, this show will be on the air.
And then, of course, they'd all come over.
And then, of course, they'd all come over.
But you know, the way these things are, any day,
But you know, the way these things are, any day, but you know, the way these things are, any day, we could just, any day, they could just go,
No, we've had enough of this.
Yeah.
Go home.
It's funny how you live like that.
It's a huge success.
Everybody's talking about how brilliant you are, and yet you're still like, you just never know.
I'm convinced I could be fired any day.
Right.
Any day, yeah, absolutely.
Yeah.
Well, I think anybody in this business feels like that.
Probably, yeah.
Because you just never know.
Yeah.
All of a sudden, people change their minds.
Yeah.
And how old is your oldest son?
He's 17.
17.
He's the one who has the huge crush on Carmen Electra?
He absolutely does, yeah.
And you got him an autograph or something?
Carmen Electra was in a show at the end of last season, and yes, I did.
She was kind enough to autograph the cover of Maxim magazine.
She's in a bikini, and it's, you know,
Charlie, love, Carmen, and this, for the rest of his life, he's set.
Uh-huh.
He wants no more Christmas presents, no more birthday presents.
That's it.
That's all he's getting.
He's in a band, though, right?
He is in a band.
So maybe he's not set.
Maybe there'd be something else.
She was on the show the other day, and she autographed this guitar for him.
Oh, my God.
How about that?
That's pretty cool, right?
That is truly amazing.
Yeah.
That is truly amazing.
All right.
Well, so now you're set.
I am so set.
All right.
I am so set.
Oh, my God.
Well, Hugh, please come back and visit us any time.
I would love to.
I'm thrilled to have you here.
Well, thank you very much.
All right.
Thank you.
Thank you.
All right.
That is it.
Let's go.
House is on Tuesdays at 9 on Fox.
Three kids with prize-winning turkey coals will join us after this.
Don't go away.
By now, you all know we're taking the show to New York City thanks to the people at American Express OneCard.
I'd like to thank our celebrity friends for recommending
One Thing I Should Do When I Get to New York.
I also forgot to tell you, I'm so sorry, but you're all getting the first season of House on DVD.
You'll enjoy it.
You'll like it.
Okay.
Our next guests are three of America's best young turkey callers.
Please welcome Dakota Klauser, Kirsten Hayes, and Corey Hoon.
Hi.
Hi, Ellen.
How are you?
Good.
Good.
And Corey, you're 12?
Yes.
And you live in Smithfield, Pennsylvania?
Yes, ma'am.
Okay.
And so what is the kiki run?
What is that?
It's when a young turkey is lost in the woods and they can't find the others.
Poor thing.
And that's what you're going to do is the kiki run?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's hear.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
But you have something in your mouth, you're cheating.
What is that?
It's a diaphragm.
All right.
Hi, Kirsten, how are you doing?
Good.
All right, Kirsten, you're 11.
I also live in Pennsylvania.
All right, you're doing the cutting of a...
What?
The cutting of an excited hen?
Yes.
What does that mean, the cutting of a hen?
When they are fighting or excited.
Oh, okay, you're not cutting one up or anything.
We're not going to hear like you're screaming like it's...
Okay, the cutting of an excited hen, let's go.
All right, you also do a chicken, right?
Yes.
Let's hear it.
Not that hard.
I didn't even have anything in my mouth.
You're 13?
Yeah.
All right.
And all of you live in Pennsylvania.
You know each other?
Yeah.
OK.
Because you all compete together all the time?
Yeah.
All right.
Dakota, are you the first place winner?
Three times.
OK.
Three time first place winner.
Yes.
Congratulations.
All right.
All right.
You're going to cluck and purr.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's hear you cluck and purr.
All right.
Let's hear you cluck and purr.
All right.
That's great.
Thank you very much.
And all of you are getting a gift.
It is, I wish I could tell you, it's a Sony PS4.
It's a Sony PSP handheld game player.
All right?
All of you.
All right.
Thank you so much.
That was fantastic, all of you.
Thank you.
All right.
We come back and we'll show you an exclusive clip of the new Harry Potter movie and play
What's My Next Line with Jennifer Aniston.
We'll be right back.
We're back with Jennifer Aniston.
It's time to play What's My Next Line.
Okay.
Here's how the game works.
You remember Jennifer as Rachel Green on the hit show Friends.
It ran for 10 hilarious seasons.
We're going to find out how well Jennifer remembers her famous character.
And we're going to play a clip from Friends.
We're going to pause it and see if Jennifer can remember what the next line is.
Are you ready?
Uh-huh.
All right.
Here we go.
Oh, watch this right here.
Yep.
That big screen.
Mm-hmm.
This one right here.
There's $500 extra dollars in my account.
Oh, Satan's minions at work again?
Yes, because now I have to go down there and deal with them.
What are you talking about?
Keep it.
It's not mine.
I didn't earn it.
If I kept it, it would be like stealing.
Yeah, but...
But if I spent it, it would be like shopping.
Wow, really?
All right.
Let's see.
Yeah, but if you spent it, it would be like shopping.
All right.
One more.
I don't remember anything.
No.
And that's like 10 years.
That looks like a first season.
That looks like 20 years ago.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's see the next one.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Let's see the next one.
Oh, what is wrong with me lately?
I mean, it's like every guy I see.
I mean, like, hey, look at that guy, for example.
I mean, normally, that's not someone that I would be attracted to, but right now, with the way I'm feeling, all I want to do is...
Rip off his sweatpants and his toupee, something?
Something weird.
All right.
Let's see.
Something weird.
Is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack.
Fanny pack.
Fanny pack.
All right.
Everyone in the audience is getting the 10th and final season of Friends on DVD.
I want to thank Jennifer Aniston, Penny Chesney, Hugh Laurie, and the Juju Turkey Callers.
Monday, Sir Paul McCartney will be here.
Have a nice weekend.
Bye.
Bye.