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This is very intimate.
這是非常親密的。
This is very intimate, yes, because it's a date.
這是非常親密的,是的,因為這是一次約會。
I can feel it.
我能感覺到。
The tension, the sexual chemistry.
緊張的氣氛,性愛的化學反應
It's there.
就在那兒。
Or maybe it's just the smell of chicken that's throwing you off.
或許只是雞肉的味道讓你不太適應。
Are you a romantic person?
你是一個浪漫的人嗎?
I consider myself to be very romantic.
我認為自己非常浪漫。
In what way?
怎麼說?
I like to surprise my date.
我喜歡給我的約會對象一個驚喜。
Mmm.
嗯
And this gets me every time.
每次我都會被這一點打動。
I just think it's so unnecessary that there's three nozzles.
我只是覺得有三個噴嘴太沒必要了。
It's creepy, isn't it?
令人毛骨悚然,不是嗎?
It really is.
確實如此。
What do you think is the best compliment that you can give someone?
你認為你能給予別人的最好的讚美是什麼?
That I like them.
我喜歡他們
That's pretty good.
真不錯
I don't like anyone.
我不喜歡任何人。
So I like you.
所以我喜歡你。
Oh, thanks.
哦,謝謝。
Wow.
哇
I like you so much that I flew into London to see you.
我很喜歡你,所以特地飛到倫敦來看你。
I think you're becoming obsessed with me.
我覺得你越來越迷戀我了。
I am a little bit.
我是有點。
And I think you need to relax.
我覺得你需要放鬆一下。
But this is my only chance, so...
但這是我唯一的機會,所以......
I know, you're never going to see me ever again.
我知道,你再也見不到我了。
I'm like, gone with the wind.
我就像隨風而逝。
It'll be hard to catch you next time.
下次就很難抓到你了。
No, I appreciate that.
不,我很感激。
Thank you for flying in to see me.
謝謝你飛來看我。
Most people do.
大多數人都會這樣做。
So how often are you getting a love hangover?
那麼,你多久會有一次愛情宿醉?
Every weekend?
每個週末?
Or is it...
還是...
Every other weekend.
每隔一個週末
Every other weekend.
每隔一個週末
Okay, cool.
好吧
Hangovers are the worst.
宿醉是最糟糕的。
I don't enjoy hangovers.
我不喜歡宿醉。
No.
不
But you still do it again.
但你還是會這樣做。
Yeah.
是啊
Knowing that the hangover is going to be there.
知道會有宿醉。
Because it's kind of like the high is worth the low.
因為這有點像 "高處不勝寒"。
But then I think it gets to a point where you decide that you're going to be sober.
但後來,我覺得到了你決定要清醒的時候了。
Do you believe in fate?
你相信命運嗎?
I do.
我是這麼想的。
It's less now.
現在少了。
But I used to be a fate person.
但我曾經是一個命運的人。
But fate has disappointed me.
但命運讓我失望了。
And I'm sorry to hear that.
我很遺憾聽到這個消息。
But now I'm back to...
但現在我又回到了...
I can decide my own fate.
我能決定自己的命運。
So let me be friends with fate again.
所以,讓我再次成為命運的朋友吧。
Also, maybe it's like if whatever you wanted for yourself didn't happen for you, maybe that was...
另外,如果你想要的東西沒有實現,也許這就是......
It wasn't meant for you.
這不是為你準備的。
I've learned it over lessons.
我是在教訓中學會的。
God, we're getting very philosophical today.
天哪,我們今天可真有哲理。
I like someone where you can just talk about anything really.
我喜歡可以無話不談的人。
Cats or dogs?
貓還是狗?
Dogs.
狗
Because I'm a cat.
因為我是一隻貓。
I've never really had any pets apart from a hamster.
除了倉鼠,我從來沒有養過寵物。
Have you ever had a hamster?
你養過倉鼠嗎?
I currently have a hamster.
我現在養了一隻倉鼠。
You have a hamster?
你有倉鼠嗎?
I do have a hamster.
我確實養了一隻倉鼠。
What?
什麼?
Is the hamster here?
倉鼠在嗎?
Unfortunately not.
遺憾的是沒有。
What's the hamster called?
倉鼠叫什麼名字?
Baddie.
壞蛋
She's a baddie?
她是壞人?
Yeah.
是啊
I had to name her baddie.
我不得不給她取名為 "壞蛋"。
She just sort of like posting thirst traps the whole time.
她就像一直在發佈渴求陷阱一樣。
She basically just runs on the wheels all day.
她基本上整天都在輪子上跑。
What made you want to get a hamster?
你為什麼想養倉鼠?
Companionship.
陪伴。
Oh yeah, they're really known for being great companions, aren't they, hamsters?
是啊,倉鼠是出了名的好夥伴,不是嗎?
How long do you think it would take for someone to really learn how to dance?
你認為一個人真正學會跳舞需要多長時間?
Like fully?
像完全一樣?
A good three years to begin with.
一開始就是三年。
Three years?
三年?
I was thinking two weeks tops.
我想最多兩週。
Could you ever date someone who had no rhythm?
你能和一個沒有節奏感的人約會嗎?
Rhythm is so important for...
節奏對於...
Everything.
所有東西
Everything.
所有東西
And you don't want to date someone who's so stiff?
你不想和這麼死板的人約會?
No thanks.
不用了,謝謝。
No.
不
What's the difference between a sexy guy and a cute guy?
性感男人和可愛男人有什麼區別?
I don't like cute guys.
我不喜歡帥哥
I know, that's why I asked.
我知道,所以我才問。
Sexy guys don't know that they're sexy, but cute guys know that they're cute.
性感的男人不知道自己性感,但可愛的男人知道自己可愛。
I'm still not sure what I like, whether it's cute, sexy or arrogant.
我還不確定自己喜歡什麼,是可愛、性感還是傲慢。
Is arrogant one of your...
傲慢是你的...
I need to change my type.
我需要改變我的類型。
How long can you last in the cold plunge?
你能在冷水中堅持多久?
About five minutes.
大約五分鐘
Doesn't seem like that long.
好像也沒那麼久
Have you been in the cold plunge?
你參加過冷水浴嗎?
Yeah, all the time.
是啊,一直都是。
Really?
真的嗎?
And actually I do about an hour.
實際上,我做了大約一個小時。
Maybe you're the... you're expert at this.
也許你是......你是這方面的專家。
An hour and a half sometimes actually.
實際上,有時要一個半小時。
Can you give me any tips so I can last?
您能給我一些建議嗎?
You've got a lot of gloves.
你有很多手套。
The gloves.
手套
And socks.
還有襪子
I've only done socks.
我只做過襪子。
Maybe there was a glove.
也許有一隻手套。
I think the glove situation is really holding you back from the full hour experience in the cold plunge.
我認為手套的情況確實阻礙了你在冷水浴中體驗整整一個小時。
Okay.
好的
It just makes you feel alive, doesn't it?
這讓你感覺自己還活著,不是嗎?
Yeah, it does.
是的,確實如此。
Having a crush on someone makes me feel alive.
暗戀一個人讓我感覺自己還活著。
I haven't been on a date in a very long time, so this is exhilarating.
我已經很久沒有約會了,所以這讓我很興奮。
What's your favourite kind of food?
你最喜歡哪種食物?
Favourite kind of food is when somebody else picks the food and I eat it and it's good.
最喜歡吃的食物是別人挑的,我吃了覺得好吃。
Oh, I really like that.
哦,我真的很喜歡。
I'm going to steal that answer.
我要竊取這個答案。
Do you like British food?
您喜歡英國菜嗎?
What is British food?
什麼是英國食品?
Good question.
問得好。
That's a really good question.
這真是個好問題。
Sausage and mash.
香腸和土豆泥
Sausage and mash?
香腸和土豆泥?
Yeah. Toad in the hole?
是啊 洞裡的蟾蜍?
Oh, what's that one?
哦,那是什麼?
I actually don't know.
其實我也不知道。
I think it has something to do with sausage again.
我覺得這又和香腸有關。
I think a lot of British food have something to do with sausages.
我認為很多英國食物都與香腸有關。
Yes, it's true actually.
是的,這是真的。
I do love a sausage.
我喜歡香腸。
Do you?
你呢?
Just a medium-sized one.
只是一箇中等大小的。
Do you believe in love at first sight?
你相信一見鍾情嗎?
That's been my life.
這就是我的生活。
You've actually fallen in love at first sight?
你真的一見鍾情了?
Mm-hmm.
嗯
God.
上帝啊
I know instantly whether it's going to work or not.
我一眼就能看出它是否可行。
When you know, you know.
知之為知之,不知為不知。
Sunglasses inside, yes or no?
太陽鏡在裡面,要還是不要?
I can't say no because I do it sometimes, but I don't like to see other people with it.
我不能說不,因為我有時也這樣做,但我不喜歡看到其他人也這樣做。
Okay, right.
好吧
It's okay if it's you.
如果是你也沒關係。
I don't know how to flirt.
我不會調情。
I feel like you've got a very great energy.
我覺得你精力充沛。
I feel like lots of people would come over to you and start chatting to you.
我覺得很多人會走到你身邊,開始和你哈拉。
Maybe you don't even have to talk to them.
也許你根本不用跟他們說話。
I mean, kind of.
我是說,有點。
You're like, yeah.
你會說,是啊。
I think I flirt with my face.
我覺得我是在用臉調情。
I don't know.
我不知道。
Would you rather spend the day with a puppy or a capybara?
你願意和小狗還是水豚共度一天?
Capybara all day.
整天都是紙莎草
Have you ever met one?
你見過嗎?
No, I have not.
不,我沒有。
Have you?
你有嗎?
Yes.
是的。
And it was magical.
這真是神奇。
I want my date to be a capybara.
我希望我的約會對象是一隻水豚。
Okay.
好的
I'm right here.
我就在這裡
I'm right here and I'm offended by that.
我就在這裡,我被冒犯了。
That you'd rather a capybara sat here.
你寧願一隻水豚坐在這裡。
No, that's not what I meant.
不,我不是這個意思。
Trust me.
相信我
They wouldn't be able to give this kind of conversation.
他們不可能進行這樣的對話。
I meant like inside of my date.
我是說在我的約會里面。
And inside of your date, you would like a capybara.
在你的約會對象裡面,你喜歡一隻水豚。
You know what I mean?
你明白我的意思嗎?
Oh, yeah.
哦,是的
Like capybara energy.
就像水豚的能量。
Oh, capybara energy.
哦,水豚能量。
Yeah.
是啊
Would you ever get starstruck?
你會追星嗎?
By a person?
一個人?
Yeah, not a capybara.
對,不是水豚。
Me, it was Rihanna.
我,是蕾哈娜。
I don't think I could meet Rihanna.
我不認為我能見到蕾哈娜。
I'd say, nope, Rihanna, turn around.
我會說,不,蕾哈娜,轉過身去。
Rihanna, walk away.
蕾哈娜,走開
But yeah, I, yeah.
但是,是的,我,是的。
See me mumbling, like I don't even, I can't even talk.
看到我喃喃自語,好像我根本不會說話。
Oh, even thinking about her.
哦,甚至想到她
Yeah.
是啊
Do you think I have what it takes to become an idol?
你認為我具備成為偶像的條件嗎?
For sure, 100%.
當然,100%。
I would say, yeah.
我想說,是的。
You know, the key to being an idol, it's a confidence.
要知道,成為偶像的關鍵在於自信。
And I think you are very qualified.
我認為你非常合格。
I'm really leaving with wanting more, so hopefully.
我真的還想看更多,希望如此。
Well, I'll see you soon. Cheers.
好吧,回頭見。 乾杯