What's the matter?

Somebody on the subway licked my neck.

Licked my neck!

No!

Willie's still alive.

What are you guys doing?

Oh, my mom called.

They're gonna run our engagement announcement in the local paper, so we're looking for a good picture of us.

Ooh, I'm afraid that does not exist.

That's not true.

There are great pictures of us.

No, there are great pictures of you standing next to a guy who's going like this.

Oh, my God!

That's the creep that you're with at the Statue of Liberty.

I don't know what it is.

I just can't take a good picture.

Oh, here's a great one.

Yeah, I'm not in that.

No, but look at me all tan.

Hey, why don't you guys go get portraits done by a professional photographer?

That's a great idea.

I bet they have one of those wind machines, you know, like...

Yeah, that's great.

Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid.

Chandler, what do you say?

All right, but I should warn you, I'm not going.

I'm going.

Great.

That's great, Monica.

Great.

Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?

Okay.

I'm sorry.

Is the seat uncomfortable?

No, I am.

Chandler, Chandler, sweetie, I know you can do this, okay?

You have a beautiful smile.

I do?

Yeah.

All right, maybe you don't have to smile.

Let's try something else.

Let's try, um...

Try looking sexy.

Okay.

Stop.

Or not.

I know.

Let's try a look at a far-off wonderment.

Okay, we'll gaze into our future, and we'll think about our marriage and the days to come, okay?

Chandler, what is the matter with your face?

Wait, this picture's supposed to say Gellar and Bing to be married, not local woman saves drowning moron.

Hey, don't laugh at him.

He's my drowning moron.

That's it, that's it, take it, take it.

I like this one.

It seems to say, I love you, and that's why I have to kill you.

It can't all be bad.

Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes.

Oh, there it is.

Oh, my God, those are my bedroom eyes?

Why did you ever sleep with me?

Do you really want to pull at that thread?

See?

That's a great smile.

Easy, natural.

Now pretend I have a camera.

You're changing it.

I can't help it.

All right, all right, all right, all right.

You want to know what I do when I take resume shots?

Borrow money from me?

Yeah.

Okay, first of all, you want to make it look spontaneous, right?

Okay, so here's what I do.

I look down, look down, keep looking down, then I look up.

See?

All right, now you try.

Look down, you're looking down, keep looking down.

Why is there jelly on your shoe?

I had a donut.

Hey, there you are.

There I am.

You okay?

Yeah, Joey said I needed to relax, so he gave me an antihistamine.

What?

Yeah, and then I fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn.

Brooklyn is far.

Chandler, what were you thinking?

No, no, but don't worry, don't worry, because I know how to take a picture now.

Okay, see?

Look down.

Look down.

Look down.

Chandler?

Yeah?

Hey, guys, check it out.

My mom sent me the paper.

Oh, let's see it.

Okay.

Oh, yeah, that looks good.

You guys make a very attractive couple.

Yeah, we look great together.

We really do.

Okay. Wow, imagine what our kids would look like.

You know, we don't have to imagine.

I'm marrying her.

We'll just see.