500 megabyte hard drive, built-in spreadsheet capabilities, and a modem that transmits it over 28,000 BPS.

Wow, what are you gonna use it for?

Games and stuff.

There are no jobs.

There are no jobs for me.

Oh, wait, here's one, uh, would you be willing to cook naked?

There's an ad for a naked chef?

No, but if you're willing to cook naked, then you might be willing to dance naked.

Hi.

Oh, so, um, how'd you make out last night?

That, that is funny, that is painfully funny, no, wait, wait, yeah, that's just painful.

Wait a minute, I thought last night was was great.

Yeah, it was, but I get home, okay, and I see Julie's sailing solution on my night table, and I'm thinking to myself, oh my God, what the hell am I doing?

I mean, here I am.

I'm with Julie, this incredible great woman who I care about and and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away, you got all that from saline solution?

Wait.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

We're talking about Rachel here.

Rachel.

You and Rachel.

Hey, you.

Good, how are you?

Good.

Good.

Hi, honey.

Hi, Julie, hi Julie.

Um, how are you?

Good.

Good.

So everybody's here, everybody's good.

So are you gonna play something, Phoebe?

No.

Well, actually, I had to I had to.

Hey, Julie, I didn't know you wore lenses.

What?

Shh.

Okay.

Um, hi, hello.

Hi, okay.

So, um, this is a song, um, about a love triangle between three people that I made up.

Um, it's called, um, two of them kissed last night.

There was a girl, we'll call her Betty, and a guy, let's call him Neil, now, I can't stress this point too strongly, this story isn't real.

Now, I Neil must decide who will be the girl that he casts aside, will Betty be the one who he loves truly, or will it be the one who will call Luli, he must decide, he must decide, even though I made him up, he must decide.