Okay.

I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh,

I had a a thing with Janice.

Ha ha ha!

Well, you you're not mad?

Why would I be mad?

Well, because, you know, there are certain rules about this kind of stuff, you don't uh, you don't fool around with your friends ex-girlfriends or uh, possible girlfriends or girls they're related to.

I am mad.

But you know what I'm going to do, I'm going to forgive you because that's what friends do.

They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all the things on the list there.

Thank you.

Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.

Okay.

And I also want you to remember that I let you live here rent free.

All right.

And I want you to remember that I gave you $27.

No strings attached.

Now, if you can't remember that, I think we should write it down.

Let's write it down.