Monika?

莫妮卡？

What time is it?

現在幾點了？

Uh, nine.

九個

But it's dark out.

但外面一片漆黑。

Well, that's because you always sleep till noon, silly.

那是因為你總是睡到中午，傻瓜。

This is what nine looks like.

這就是九的樣子。

I guess I'll get washed up, then.

那我就去洗洗吧。

Watch that sunrise.

看日出

I'm really getting tired of sneaking around all the time.

我真的厭倦了總是偷偷摸摸的。

I know, me too.

我知道，我也是。

Hey, you know what?

嘿，你知道嗎？

What if we went away for the whole weekend?

如果我們整個週末都外出呢？

You know, to have no interruptions, and we could be naked the entire time.

你知道，沒有人打擾，我們可以一直赤身裸體。

All weekend?

整個週末？

That's a whole lot of naked.

那可是一大堆裸體啊。

Mm-hmm.

嗯

Yeah, I could say that I have a conference and you can say you have a chef thing.

是的，我可以說我有一個會議，你也可以說你有一個廚師的事情。

Oh, I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey.

哦，我一直想去參加新澤西州舉辦的烹飪博覽會。

Okay, you know you're not, though.

好吧，但你知道你不是。

All right.

好吧

Let's go.

我們走吧

Okay.

好的

Wait.

等等。

What about Joey? Damn Rolos.

喬伊怎麼辦？ 該死的羅羅

Hey, you're back.

嘿，你回來了

Hey.

嘿。

How was your conference?

會議開得怎麼樣？

It was terrible.

太可怕了

I fought with my colleagues the entire time.

我和同事們一直在爭吵。

Are you kidding with this?

你在開玩笑嗎？

Uh, so your weekend was a total bust?

呃，所以你的週末完全泡湯了？

Uh, no.

沒有

I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.

我看到唐納德-特朗普在等電梯。

Hey.

嘿。

Hey, Mr. Bing.

嘿，賓先生

That, uh, hotel you stayed at called.

你住的那家旅館打過電話來

Said someone left an eyelash curler in your room.

說有人把睫毛夾落在你房間裡了。

Yes, that was mine.

是的，那是我的。

Because I figured you hooked up with some girl and she left it there.

因為我猜你和某個女孩勾搭上了，然後她就把它留在那兒了。

Yes, that would have made more sense.

是的，這樣更合理。

You know, I don't even feel like I know you anymore, man.

你知道，我甚至不覺得 我知道你了，夥計。

All right?

行嗎？

Look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time, all right?

聽著，我只問你一次，好嗎？

And whatever you say, I'll believe you.

無論你說什麼，我都會相信你。

Were you, or were you not, on a gay cruise?

你是否參加過同志巡遊？

Hey.

嘿。

Hey.

嘿。

Hey.

嘿。

Oh, hey, Monica.

莫妮卡

I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.

我聽說你在大會上見到了唐納德-特朗普。

Yeah, so I'm waiting for an elevator.

我在等電梯

Hey, Rach, can I borrow your eyelash curler?

嘿，瑞秋，我能借用一下你的睫毛夾嗎？

I think I lost mine.

我想我的丟了。

Yeah, it's in the back.

對，在後面

Joey, can I talk to you for a second?

喬伊，能和你談談嗎？

Move!

移動！

I need to talk to you.

我要和你談談

Oh!

哦！

Oh!

哦！

Oh, no!

哦，不

Oh!

哦！

Oh!

哦！

Oh!

哦！

Oh!

哦！

Oh!

哦！

Yes.

是的。

Yes.

是的。

You?

你？

And you?

你呢？

Yes, but you cannot tell anyone.

是的，但你不能告訴任何人。

No one knows.

沒有人知道。

How?

怎麼做？

When?

什麼時候？

It happened in London.

事情發生在倫敦。

In London?

在倫敦？

The reason we didn't tell anyone was because we didn't want to make a big deal out of it.

我們之所以沒有告訴任何人，是因為我們不想小題大做。

But it is a big deal.

但這是件大事。

I have to tell someone.

我必須告訴別人。

No, no, no.

不，不，不

You can't.

你不能。

Please, please.

求你了，求你了

We just don't want to deal with telling everyone, okay?

我們只是不想告訴大家，好嗎？

Please, just promise you won't tell.

求你了，答應我不說出去。

All right.

好吧

Man, this is unbelievable.

天啊，這真是難以置信。

I mean, it's great.

我的意思是，這很棒。

But...

但是

I know it's great.

我知道這很棒。

Oh, I don't want to see that.

哦，我不想看這個。