Well, that's not fair, you've already had some.

Oh, though not, you know what?

I think Monica would be very interested to know that you called her cheesecake dry and mealy.

What do we use to split it?

Okay.

All right.

Pick a half.

Okay.

Well, this side looks bigger.

Uh, there's more crust on this side, so maybe if I measure.

Oh, for God's sake, just pick a face.

All right, pick that.

So the smaller piece.

Okay.

There you go, enjoy your half, my friend, but that is it, no sharing, no switching, and don't come crying to me if you eat your piece too fast.

Oh!

Wait, you gotta give me some of your piece.

Oh, no, no, no switching, no sharing, and don't come crying to me.

I may just sit here and have my cake all day, just sit here in the hallway and eat my.

Oh.

Oh, yeah, look, there's a piece that doesn't have floor on it.

Stick to your side.

Come on now.

All right, what are we having?