What does that thing do?

Uh, that's an eye removal machine.

All right, I'm out of here.

I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Hi, Rachel.

I'm Dr. Miller.

Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry, everything's going to be just fine.

So we're done then.

Almost, but first we got to start.

Okay.

This is the glaucoma test.

Uh-huh.

Sit down.

Okay.

Put your chin here.

Mhm.

Now, you're going to feel a small puff of air in each eye.

What?

A small puff of air, now come on.

Here we go.

All right.

One, two, three.

Okay.

Sorry, all right, I'm going to stay in here this time.

Okay.

Ready?

Uh-huh.

One, two.

I'm sorry.

You know what, I'm going to hold her head.

Okay.

That's okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

One, two.

I'm sorry.

You know what, you're young, you probably don't have glaucoma.

Oh.

Okay.

Okay, so it's very, very nice to meet you, sir, and I'm, hey, what are you, are you crazy?

Okay.

You have a small liner infection in that left eye.

I want you to take these drops three times a day for a week and you'll be as good as new.

Yeah, no, I, I don't, I don't put things in my eye.

Okay then.

I guess we'll see you back here in three months.

Right.

And I'll fit you for a glass eye.

Okay, just give me the damn drops.

P E C F D.

Very good, Monica.

You know where they are.

I sure do.

And you don't get one.