Sipping on my son right chat the Sun right? So usually, you know, we're boys usually we're friends

But today we're gonna be enemies in the bathroom mirror. So you have do you have any boxing experience?

Yeah in the bathroom mirror dude when I feel like out of control

Before

We start boxing each other we have zero gear

So we're outside sports check right now and we're gonna go shopping for a little bit of boxing gear

You know, what do we need mouth guards headgear mouthguards, especially cuz I paid for Invisalign

Like raw and I can't like that'll be fucked up with my teeth. Like I will cry. Oh my god

You know how much of an overreaction I would have if my teeth started bleeding. Okay. Well, that's that's fine

I don't think teeth can actually bleed like I don't think that's a thing that can happen head. What is it called headgear?

I don't know here. Um, no concussions here

I'm also like if you get a concussion you have a higher chance of beating like your spouse. Yeah, so I can't yeah

We're gonna be doing best of three rounds and each round is gonna be taking place in a different location

We honestly don't know where we're gonna fight yet and have each round one place. It'll be like smash, bro

So you like switch maps? Yeah, so we're gonna be looking for different places. Let's go guys. Let's go. Oh

That's so lit. Whoa, dude. Everyone's going in here. Wow. This is the spot today. Yo, okay. Yeah, what's up?

Tyler Swift, you know, this is that's Kelke. That's Kelke. That's Taylor. So that's my favorite basketball player

We've never been in here before. I honestly don't know where the boxing gear is. And so we're gonna we don't talk to employees either

I hate one of them. So can you just ask them? No, I'm not gonna ask for fucking help. Um, excuse me. Hi

I was wondering do you know where your boxing gear is? I'm an independent guy if I always ask for help. That means I'm I'm nobody

I

Love an honest employee. She says honestly, I don't know where he is man. And that's that's totally fine. That's okay. Nico. Do I look good?

Do you want me to be frank with you I

Think it could use some tweaking bro. It just doesn't look good on the head, bro like you should let me just

See that's cute, that's cute. No, you honestly you should buy it look in the mirror looks cute. You look cute

I don't look that bad

Like you like like I want to cuddle you like I want to squish you wait bro

Cuz if I wasn't wearing this jacket, maybe I'd look like a fucking loser

But like this looks like it looks it like it looks like you just got off work as a lawyer

But you're also like it's cold outside

Also, and you're going to the bar with your friends

My hair is long in the back if I didn't have like the long hair in the back

I would look like a fucking I look like a foreskin boy. That's there's nothing wrong with that

Shut up to my foreskin users. I

Didn't touch it. I got scared like whoa, dude, you're not supposed to do that DZ don't man

Dude worst case look at me

That's pretty cool

Witness me

Okay, sorry. We already have one pair of boxing gloves. So we just need one pair

Are these the ones you have if I have a bigger ounce?

Glove wouldn't that like wouldn't I have an advantage? I'd be fucked up. No, it would be heavier on your hands

I mean, you know, which one are you? I don't know. I my gloves are so old

I like use them literally when I was like 15 my hands still fit them. Unfortunately, sadly. Hey Siri

What ounce boxing glove should I get if I'm a featherweight? I'm a featherweight 125 pounds 150 pounds you should get 12. I'm 140 pounds

Pure muscle motherfuckers. Oh, thank you. Oh, thank you. Is this supposed to cover your entire head?

Yeah, I can't even see through that

Is this supposed to cover your entire head like that

And then we need mouthguards, which should probably in the hockey section, right? Oh, yeah, look at my setup pink gloves black helmet

That's what they call me

Thanks, bro, okay, how bad do we need them we need

Bro

No said how bad do we need them?

Well, I don't I don't know cars especially cuz I paid for Invisalign like I will cry if my like teeth started bleeding

I'm missing a missing tooth does kind of look cool though. No, no, it does not it looks no it looks like experience

No, oh shit. We were just over. Okay, it's probably downstairs. Let's go downstairs

Joe is that mean you go?

That's right guys. I got held up in traffic. No, that's cool. You go go help a customer

Because we know where everything is now apparently dude if somebody gets me a sports check uniform

We should do a challenge where we have to pretend to be employees. The first one to get kicked out loses

It wouldn't be me, bro

No, cuz you would make a scene great. I bullshit in though

That's true. I feel like I'd be got to keep him low a lot low

I would I would be so out there that they'd be like, oh, it's just this for his day. Like he's just nervous man. I

Swear, we looked everywhere. I'm just gonna ask again, bro. Oh my god compilation of all

Excuse me. Hi, excuse me. Could I ask you a question? Hi, sir?

I was already do you know where the gym section is and I'm not gonna ask for fucking help

Hi, sir. Could I ask you a quick question?

Do you know where your mouthguards are? Oh, yeah. Yeah

All right, we got neon green

And that's it let's do black should we do a whistle for Celeste so he can blow in the

Okay, let's get a whistle wait, what if wait do we probably shouldn't have a whistle in Gramble Street

Wait, why people are gonna think it's a rape whistle, bro

Okay, let's go by these it was a thing yeah guys, sorry, I'm really sniffly sniffly today

Blow your nose blow your nose blow your nose in my hand, man. I will do it

But I'm going to wash my hand and then you got to go pay for this stuff

Close cell phone technology for hand protection grip cord inside for extra gripping ever cool mesh ventilation panels

Ever shield reinforced pad a wrist for support and increase hyper. Yeah, you're fucked

The manager was like a right behind us the whole time, bro

I know it's like do you like I was gonna you know, I was gonna do it in your nose, right?

Do it. All right, not in your hand. I mean

This is the most disorganized store ever check out check out blood warning

We were in check out and we got all the gear but then DZ started

I started bleeding cuz my tap wouldn't work on the credit card and I had to think of the password and it was just too

Much for like he was literally over like overdrive and then I was just like I was like

Oh, and I just told you my fucking password and I just ran out

Stop I need a napkin. Yeah. So what we're gonna do now is we got it. Okay, I'll get you a nap

That means I'm definitely bleeding today this we should just get me a bunch of napkins like this isn't the end

This isn't the end. God damn it. This happens. This is a monthly thing here. You fucking go man

You should get more cuz like if you punch me it's gonna happen again. No, no, no, it'll be good. It's fine

All right guys now we're going to the second we got to go mold the mouthpiece. Oh, I'm gonna wash my hands later

Yeah, so we need to find like some place that has boiling hot water so we can mold the mouth pieces into our teeth

You got the mouthpiece in already, bro. I'm not gonna show you guys the blood strong blood. I can't show you the blood

I don't want to show you the blood some people like that shit, but here's I just like the you know, hold it right here

Two fingers medium pressure just hold it and be patient the more you stress the more it's gonna bleed

That's what my mom said. Did she say that? Yeah, what's she talking about noses? Oh

Probably menopause too. My mom went through menopause. My mom actually

Undid her menopause one time. Did you know that?

My mom's like late 50s right now one time I think she was like 54 dude, she literally started she undid the menopause. She started bleeding bro. I was like, what the fuck is happening

It was it was awesome, man. That's pretty awesome

How bloody do I look you look like you've got hit one live from the Tim Hortons bathroom right now. We're gonna mold these

We got two cups of hot water right here

I don't know how to do this

You just put it in for a minute and then you take it out that cannot work like that

It works like that. Well, we'll see. Fuck. These are 30 bucks heat water to 150 do not boil water should be just hot enough that you can't quite dip your finger in it

Okay, it's mouth guard in water

Detailed side up. Okay. Let's see. That's good. Oh my god. That's perfect

And I wasn't it just quite couldn't dip but yeah, that's fine. Okay, so

Okay, get yours ready Derek. Okay ready? Okay

I have a lot of fucking anger. I'm like tilted from that from the

No, it's like like Derek and his relationship and those nosebleeds is like very complex

Like we have to keep the packaging if we're returning it or we can return these dude

My relationship with this so complex because it's like I fear it all the time every time I have something significant in my life

I'm always scared about a nosebleed. I always take tissue

It literally just fucks with me check the mouth guard with the softness of a spoon or fork

Do not keep this do not keep in the water too long 30 to 40 seconds. You can't take this out

It's just hot just dip your fingers in bro. Just show do not let it fold it do. Oh fuck dude

You're just shrinking holding yours is folding. Oh my god. It's actually so hot

You push my to the bottom, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay, just take it out. Okay, okay

Okay, where we put it in your mouth, bro. Top or bottom top

I

Don't know if I did this right

Back in

That's how you fucking do a mouth guard guys, okay, that's how you fucking do it, but you fucking I have to get mine somehow

Okay, dude, Derek. You're on the sink in the Tim Horton the same

That's fucking nasty

I

Could totally beat labar ball in one big one. Yeah

Yo, I

Actually did it. It's pretty good. I feel like that's a pretty good mouth guard. Sure

But why doesn't it protect it doesn't protect your bottom teeth. Have you ever seen the NHL player wear? No

But I don't want to lose my bottom. No, I think the bottom piece the way they're like a line to your body makes it

So I can't like break. I have my personally like

We're gonna put him in my mouth the whole time right put him in a cup what the fuck did I just step on bro?

Oh shit. That's my own

That's right on my own

Double chocolate chunk cookie is a boom

What do they say?

Have you seen that video where like they're trying to plan the script and they get mad at his son

Hey guys, I'm so sorry to hear about your dead brother. That's at least five big booms

I'm happy again here. Thanks, bro. It's quite good

If solicit bite bro doesn't my bad y'all don't drink too much water before we fight by the way, oh

Oh

I'm powering up your power. Yo, how much exercise do you do? I jog like 20-30 minutes a day

I haven't realized and probably

Since when was grade 11 gym class?

Dude, that's like six years. I haven't exercised in six years, but you're not unfit. Yeah, you just don't

Yeah, I just I mean you're on yeah, like like 30 seconds of running like I'm actually like done I just I might as well

Yeah, I'm gonna fuck you up then boy. Yeah, no cuz my strat right now to beat Derek is to do

Short bursts of high intensity because that's all I have in me cuz longevity Derek will beat me cardio

He'll just destroy me. So I have to get my it's like a minute and a half rounds, bro, dude

I'm telling you right now your body's gonna get tight dude getting a hit like getting cuz like I

Very briefly boxed in my life taking a hit like to the stomach or something just wins you. Oh

Yeah, you'll just have to like I don't know. It's never happened. Have you ever been punched in the face before?