We're One Direction.

This is our Pokemon dance.

It's me, Lyle, from One Direction.

We've decided to give it to Jon.

It's going to be a British makeover.

Look at him.

You need more hairspray, his hair's not up.

Can we get AOT15?

AOT15!

Gotta catch em all, gotta catch em all!

Oi!

First single!

In West Philadelphia, born and raised, on the playground, the fairest fam most of my days Chillin out, mexin and rexin on cool non-stream song, people all liked us We had a couple of guys, they were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared Money with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air Thanks to Alan himself, and thanks to everyone that waited outside all day, in your hundreds, thank you so much Thanks everyone, thanks, thanks, thanks To come to see us, thanks for getting our book, hope you enjoy it And to look at my eyebrows Barry decided to lay down on the beach and take a quick power nap However Zayn brought it upon himself to bury him in the sand, he has a sinister mind He'll bury you in a second The practical joker in the group is definitely Louie I never admit defeat Liam, you win The females have just arrived on set, they're becoming a little weak at the knees Hi!

Hello!

Hello!

Hi!

Hi!

The onedirectionmusic.com website, that's where you'll get your tickets, now But you can't get it now, cos it's the best of October yet!

Drop!

Drop!

I'm on a human, guys Let me have a go, quick Careful not to show your nostrils Can I have a lift up?

Oh, hello Louie, don't kiss it We have a nice fitting suit on Louie Couple of sequins, just to show the Elton John kind of style Red to bring out a nice bit of colour within the shirt and the blazer But it's not just like any other type Nice pair of shoes down here More like a scarf kind of material Nice Nice tucked in there, and then it fits his shape really well Kind of tucks in around the waist here And then, you know, fits tightly around there as well, which is brilliant How go?

Harry has gone for a rather more casual look I'm not finished yet, though Oh, I thought you wanted to say that you've got...

Oh, yeah, sorry, yeah Oh, he's not finished yet, however he is wearing a very nice Jaguars top He's also gone for a nice blazer that fits round these fantastic bus shoulders here Nice shoes, nice trousers And this here, the trouser, the trouser, the trouser Straight in the balls That's what I'm talking about So, we have changed outfits Harry's still in quite a lot of pain in the lower region He's gone for a nice boot and jean muck just around here Let's do it! Bye!

Go, go, go! We're about to attempt to drive this lovely vehicle Oh, God We've been pulled over by police twice We've been pulled over because we were driving too slow Louis is a bit scared of going fast He just doesn't like going fast Well, I wasn't driving too quick, was I?

It's hardly got a V8 engine in it We just know that you don't like to drive fast Hi, we're One Direction and this is another Video Diary!

How exciting is it to do a little exciting dance?

And there it is Okay, I said a little one, not a big one, mate Don't take the mic No, I can't shout very loud Shout how loud it's going Shall I have a go?

AHHHHH!

AHHHHHHHHH!

Don't you!

So, er, I'm fine, I've got a coconut Ah, well, I'm too yertsy We have some news that we thought that maybe you should be aware of Harry here has, I've got to say, fallen deeply in love It was blossoming from the start I love her!

Come on, Louis, that's how I'm talking So, if you could go to the future, what would you do?

Run forward, run Just run, just run straight forward So, er, who will I make this one out to, boys?

Erm, Teffig Yeah, I think it's Teffig To...

Teffig Hi everyone, thank you for buying the iTunes LP of our new album, All Night This is just a big thank you to you guys, so, thank you!

There's two bonus tracks on there, loads of exclusive stuff and pictures of you guys that you've submitted, so thank you very much Hope you enjoy it Don't you wish you got me more?

Just because I'm better than you doesn't mean you can take the nick at me, alright?

Liam?

Actually, I don't know where the lads are at the moment We came up with the idea of jumping off the lake halfway through It was a big decision in our career that we made here I think it really, really could have gone terrible But, we're lucky, you know For the next shot, why don't we just dive?

And that's the end of that Love you more than this When he lays you down, I might just die inside It just don't feel right Cause I can love you more than this