Can we have our money back?

You guys can't return food.

This is half eaten anyways.

You think I'm a chump or something?

Well, no, but we just thought what we waited for wasn't really equal to the quality of food.

No offense.

Oh, so now you're going to rip on my food, get lost.

Next.

What, oh, we understand your food stinks.

No, I'm not done complaining yet, I will be heard on the internet.

Worst food ever, one quarter star.

Why give a quarter, they have to learn.

I like the ambiance.

Well, I'm not pulling any punches, eat here if you hate eating.

Yeah.

I don't know what's worse, selling terrible food or the fact that people like it.

It's a shame, sometimes I just don't understand this world anymore.

Yeah, I guess some people just can't tell the difference between good food and, oh, this is amazing food.

Oh my gosh.

Ice Bear knows.

Oh man, this is way better than that ramen taco truck.

Huh, that's it.

Okay you guys, this is going to blow your mind.

Let's start our own food truck.

That's not a bad idea, I guess, it couldn't be that hard, and our food is totally better than that shady taco truck, and we'll get a ton of customers and be super rich.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Ice Bear is in.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Anyways, come and enjoy our wonderful Kelsones, please.