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So, Ferb, what should we do today?
I mean, besides giving Perry a bath.
What is that wonderful noise?
Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today.
I've gotta take a new picture of myself for my vlog, I didn't realize mine is already a week old.
That's better.
What are you doing to Mom's car?
We tricked it out.
You don't even know how to drive.
Well, duh, that's why Ferb built this remote.
Oh, you are so busted.
Mom, Mom, Mom!
Um, where's Mom?
She's playing bridge at Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro's.
They won't get away with it this time.
Oh, Candace dear, boo boo lago to see you, what a coincidence.
Do you know your mom is here?
Yeah, I do, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro, I need to talk to her if you don't mind.
Oy vey, look how tall you are now.
You must have grown a couple of inches since the last time I saw you.
That was last week, Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro.
Well, your mom's inside, dear, where are your braces, I thought you were wearing braces.
Yeah, Mom!
What is it, Candace?
You have got to see what Phineas and Ferb are doing.
Hey, Ferb, what's the red button for?
What is it?
What do you want me to see?
Look, Hi, Mom.
Hi, boys.
Well, if that's all, I'll just be getting back to the game.
Good thing we beefed up the suspension.
What else can it do?
Hi, Phineas.
Oh, hi, Isabella, what you doing?
We're entering the Swamp Oil 500 today.
Aren't you gonna need a pit crew?
Do you know a pit crew?
Well, I know a few people who work well together.
Great, you're hired.
See you at the track.
Hey, Ferb, where's Perry?
Good morning, Agent P. The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks, for reasons completely unknown, he's purchased a giant airship or blimp, as the kids say.
Your mission is to find out why, and if necessary, put a stop to it.
Hi, Phineas.
I got your pit crew.
Cool, see you in the pits.
Okay, girls, we're dealing with a 426 cubic inch fully blown V8 with hypo lifters, radical cam, and a limited slip differential.
Phineas, Phineas, Phineas, hey, I can't hear the cars.
Hey, Candace, I didn't know you were a racing fan.
Jeremy.
Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm a big fan of those, those, uh, that robot is cute.
Oh, that's Billy Ray Diggler's car, he's great.
Yeah, yeah, he's the best, that Billy Roy, Billy Ray.
I, I love it when he turns left and then he turns left again and then, and in the third lane, the newcomer's team Phineas.
Now, is it just me or does he look a little bit young to be behind the wheel of a 700 horsepower racing machine?
Yes, yes, he does, and look, he's already got his own screaming fans.
Hey, Candace is rooting for us.
Candace, you're on the big screen.
And your little brother's gonna be on TV.
Phineas on TV?
TV, that's it, they are so busted.
Can you wait here for a second?
Thanks.
What is it, Candace?
I'm right in the middle of a three no trump.
Turn on the TV!
All right, all right, Candace.
It's better be good.
Well, do you see it?
Just a second, honey.
Turn on the cable box first.
Hmm, all right.
Wait, yeah, that's not it.
Um, is it this one?
No, this is another phone.
Sure on the stereo.