Mr.

Wayne.

Clark.

Kent.

Daily Planet.

What's your position on the bat vigilante in Gotham?

This Batman thinks he's above the law.

You're the new guy in town, is that right?

You could say that.

We do things a little differently in Gotham, do you?

I know you.

Uh, I don't, I don't think so.

Excuse us.

People ever tell you look like Superman?

No, I've never heard that before.

Huh.

Like I said, Mr. Wayne, can we take a picture with us, get one quick soup, I got to get this on the gram.

Thanks.

My wife's a big fan, what do they call it when you know there's a celebrity that your wife would have sex with?

You're that guy.

Okay.

Say cheese.

Put the phone back up for a second.

You're Batman.

I got Batman and Superman over here.

Look, I think you have me confused with somebody else.

Oh, look at that.

Hey, hey, fuck off.

Whoa, that's awesome.

I'm just having a conversation.

Oh, I'm I didn't realize you're having a conversation, hey everybody, they're having a conversation, they don't want any regular people to bother them, I'll just leave you guys alone then, thank you.

Anyway, as I was saying, I think the people of Metropolis need to learn.

They can't trust an alien with the power to burn the entire civilization down.

Batman and Superman.

Superman and fight.

I don't know what's going on.

Fail.

Yo, what up Periscope, it's your boy Jim, I'm here with Batman.

And shoot, shut your mouth or I'll throw you off this planet.

I will rip your off.

Boys.

Bruce Wayne meets Clark Kent, I love it.

I love bringing people together.

Superman, Batman.

Batman, that's not Batman, he's in a nice suit, Batman wears a flowing cape.

No, and this is not super Superman has perfect vision whereas this man's in in glasses.

Yeah.

Look, I feel like such an idiot, of course it's him.

Yeah, I can see why you feel that way, it took me like two seconds to figure it out.

I'm trying to kill a journalist, comes embarrassed, carry on, I like your column.

Yeah.

Hey.

Look at this.

Batman, it's Batman.

It's true, I am Batman.

You're not Batman.

I'm Lego Batman.

Now who really cares about Lego Batman?

Ask your kids if they care.

We're still vital.

Stop or I'll stop you.

We'll try.

Yo, yo, yo, could I get everyone's attention, please, first of all, give it up for the DJ who's been chopping it up all night, you know what I'm saying, and I want to welcome our special guests, Batman and Superman in the house, hit it, you know the song.

Yeah, your boy up in this whole, watch me crank it, watch me roll, watch me crank that Superman at home.

You.

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