How long has it been?

Four and a half year-ish?

From the day of our spawning, I went through our entire chat log.

Damn, everything?

Everything.

Every DM that we've sent to each other.

I didn't do, like, other server-y type stuff, I only did our personal stuff.

And I'm here to leak the DM.

No!

All of the secrets shall be revealed!

Oh no, I don't remember.

I don't even remember what I did yesterday.

I don't even remember what I did four years ago.

Also, these are old messages, so these are really only from 2020 to 2022.

I wanted these to be old.

This is, like, when we first met.

The Naked Gura incident.

When was that?

Wait.

Oh, yeah.

I think I have a picture of that somewhere.

Still?

Um, it's on my other hard drive, I don't have it connected to my computer.

Oh, okay.

And here it is!

No, I don't have it either.

No, I don't have it, yeah.

Sorry, chat.

Sorry, not this time.

It exists, though.

Alright, let's start with the first one.

Oh, it's cute!

Oh, hey!

Nice.

Wake up!

Do you have Smash?

What is this?

I don't know.

I didn't wake up.

And then I did, and then...

I wanted to know if you had Smash, I guess.

Oh, yeah, this is, like, an hour after I called you.

You didn't even pick up, but...

The only thing you messaged me is, do you have Smash?

Not even a good morning!

I'm surprised you didn't flame me, like... Why didn't you pick up?

Nah, I probably...

I mean, I don't even remember what I was calling you for.

It's early in the morning, so...

I don't know either.

I don't know.

I could see it being, yeah, a meeting.

An idol meeting.

An idol meeting?

Wait, which one?

Wait, the bathroom one?

No, no.

Wake up, Gura, I'm calling you so you can go to an idol meeting with me.

Yeah, yeah.

No, no, not that one.

The real one?

Yeah.

I see.

A real one.

Okay.

Oh!

What is that?

This is art.

I wonder...

You might be here watching this, Bongo.

Ame and I, we send each other a lot of art.

Yeah, yeah.

Your expression in this is funny.

I can't even see the expression, it's just like...

You look annoyed.

Yeah, understandable.

I can relate.

I will say, it was kind of difficult trying to find art of us for this stream thumbnail that was not us kissing.

To some capacity.

What's wrong with you guys?

You know, my rigger mama also rigged one of your things, so we're kind of like related.

Oh, okay, so that would be...

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, you guys are sick.

So we're sisters.

In a weird way.

Yeah, well, maybe we're like cousins.

Did we read a route on the stream for me?

On the first day of the new year...

You sent me a message asking if I will eat a raw onion.

No happy new year, no how are you.

I think I was probably streaming during this.

All girls are like onions.

Should I tell the other EN girls to eat a raw onion?

Should I ask Ame?

Let's ask Ame.

I was walking Bubba at the time, but she messaged me.

She was like, next time on the stream you gotta eat a raw onion.

I said, what?

What is this message?

Why did you send this to me?

I don't even like cooked onions.

Why would I do that?

I think I have a raw onion now, if you want me to try.

Will you go all the way to the swamp for me?

Alright, hold on one second.

For real?

I am 100% sure.

I wanted Ame to do this back then, and she was like, no.

She was so strict on it.

No, and I'm not gonna do it.

No, I'm not gonna do it.

If she actually does it now, I'll be very very surprised.

You're gonna make Ame cry?

No, I'm not gonna make Ame cry.

I'm just gonna give her a really bad onion breath.

Hello, I'm back.

Hi.

I have an onion, but it was in the fridge, so it's cold.

Alright, I'll bite it.

Mmm, yum yum.

Oh, I don't like it.

I don't like onions.

It's spicy.

I can't believe you did that.

I thought you didn't do this for the...

It's for content.

It is!

How do you feel?

My breath's gonna smell.

Yes, it is.

I don't like onions.

Wait, how long ago was this?

I guess over three years ago?

Three years ago.

You finally have your content.

Hooray!

Yay.

I believe this was the second message we ever sent each other.

Oh, well, yeah.

What is this referring to?

And why is...

Why do I have an emote of a roach in a bed?

I don't know.

And you sent it, like, right after.

So you had this before I even sent you roach in the bed.

Are you ready?

I'm in bed still.

Anyways...

What is this?

You got doggo ears and a gun, right?

When did I need this?

Oh, people think I have ears, but...

Nuh-uh, just bump on my head.

I do have a gun, yeah.

You know the context.

Is this, like, my casual outfit or something?

Was this, like, before the reveal of it or something?

Yeah.

Okay, that makes sense.

Well, when I first read it, I didn't know that.

And it took me a second, because I said...

Why am I asking you if you have a gun and dog ears?

What were we doing?

Like, we're about to rob a bank in disguise.

We were doing a heist or something really weird in Discord.

I don't know.

You just what?

I don't know why this was...

I don't know.

I don't know the context.

I like how I answered immediately.

Like, I don't even know what we were doing, but...

I don't know.

I don't know what this is about.

I'm sure you weren't being literal.

This is just, like, you know...

Yeah, I know.

Somebody's definitely gonna line this up with whatever stream was on that day.

Figure it out, SuperSleuths.

But yeah, I was hanging out in the Discord voice channel by myself, muted, doing my thing...

And then, all of a sudden, I hear Watson's voice, really loud.

And she goes, Hi!

Okay, bye!

And then leaves.

And let me tell you, I...

I...

Screamed...

So loud...

She scared me so bad.

Bye!

Or maybe they, like, showed us something in a meeting, and it was really loud, and we were like...

Oh, I could see that.

I could see that happening, yeah.

Someone says, well, maybe it was literal.

I don't think you would update me on that, if that were the case.

Classic.

Yeah, I randomly clicked on your stream, and...

I think you were talking about how other people eat glue, something like that?

Yeah.

I was playing Minecraft.

I know that, because that's why I had a hard hat on, so...

Yeah, yeah.

That's a good one.

Oh, what's this?

What is that?

Oh, you sent this to me.

Yeah.

This is after our first anniversary.

Ah, yeah, yeah.

Your VR chat world.

It was the...

Was it the first time you introduced the VR chat world to...

Yeah, I do remember that now.

You did this in the stream, and then we ended up doing something like that for Myth or Treat.

Yeah.

And it was inspired by, like, what you did during the stream.

Yeah.

Ah!

Wait, what does this say?

Hope you are getting good rest right now.

No, I won't be able to.

Yeah.

That's because it's scary.

Look at the face.

Um, this one I had to block out.

It's blocked out.

What the heck?

I can't read the date.

You're not supposed to be able to read the date.

Oh.

Wow, that's...

Oh.

Abysmal.

Yeah, let's play it.

I feel like...

This is a lot.

I'm like, have you seen that game?

Yeah, what is that?

Let's play it.

Let's do it.

Yeah, it looks terrible.

Let's play.

Let's play it.

It's censored, so you guys can't see what we were talking about, right?

You'll never know.

You'll never know.

But, can we get a year at least?

Like, what year was...

I don't remember.

Okay.

This is...

This is...

Okay, this is cute.

Not gonna get too mushy, but...

Wait, first of all.

Setting the scene.

This was September 14th of 2020.

At 4.30 PM.

Right after debut, huh?

Yes.

It says...

Thank you, Amelia.

And Pete.

In a balanced stream, it can be really hard to balance everything like chat and talking and playing.

Don't beat yourself up about it. 99% of people watching enjoyed themselves.

Guaranteed.

Oh, TeeTee.

You make it look so easy.

Thank you.

I really needed to hear that.

TeeTee.

I mean, yeah.

Debuting is a really...

Scary time.

You get so nervous.

Your hands get sweaty and your heart is like pounding, so...

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's scary.

But, I...