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Hey, Jackson.
Jackson.
Jackson?
Yeah.
Sorry, I was on Facebook.
Facebook?
Yeah, Facebook.
What are you doing on Facebook?
Just scrolling.
You were scrolling on Facebook?
Yeah.
How old are you?
24.
Why are you on Facebook?
I don't know, they got funny memes.
Jackson, what?
There's some good stuff on there.
Memes about how things should be.
What do you mean how things should be?
You know, how things are supposed to be, not the crap we have these days.
Jackson, are you enjoying boomer memes?
No.
I just, just like the memes on Facebook.
You're the only person I know under 40 that goes on Facebook.
No, it's sick.
Tell me this, if you're organizing a party, how do you invite everyone?
Oh, well, I dust off Facebook and set up an event.
Exactly, no other app does events.
Now, what if you want to sell something?
What do you do then?
Yeah, okay, I use marketplace, fine.
If you want to message someone in a different country, then what do you do?
I'm talking about actually scrolling Facebook.
Yeah, it's good.
Mom posted me on my birthday.
Got 700 likes.
Mom got 700 likes?
Yeah, moms go off on Facebook.
I got more birthday wishes from her friends than mine.
Is mom like famous on Facebook?
No, that's normal.
Surely she could monetize that.
Surely we should monetize on Facebook.
Why don't we post there anymore?
That's where we started.
I don't know, it just sort of fell off because I don't use it anymore and TikTok took off.
Well, I reckon we make our return, there's plenty of people on there.
Might have to change the vibe of some of our videos though.
What do you mean?
You know, just give the Facebook people what they want, you know what I mean?
I don't know what you mean.
You know, make, make them a little bit more old fashioned.
I'm not going to make conservative videos to get views.
Come on, Lochlan, think of the money, think of the money, we're so, we're I'm broke.
That's a fucked up thing to do.
Doesn't have to be super conservative, you can just be like when your truck breaks down, but you got heaps of beers.
We don't even call them trucks.
Now think of the markets we're missing.
This will take us global.
No.
You're blind, Lochlan.
Facebook is coming back.
It's not.
It is.