Safety first.

All right, I guess.

One!

Three quarters!

Okay, I got it!

Okay, I got it!

I'm sorry, dude. I never meant to say your head was fat. Your face looks great.

A little scrunched up, though. You look so much better with a smile. Come on.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on.

All right.

Huh?

Ah, see? That's my...

What?

Nothing. Nothing.

Come on. Let's just talk it out.

Okay.

Oh, your face!

Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick.

Could you be any more insulting?

Gumball Waterson, I'm turning my back on you.

Dude, let me explain. There's...

There's something weird going on here.

Dear Darwin.

Dearest Buddy.

To my best companion...

Dear Darwin, you are not only my brother, but my best friend.

You are not ugly. Your face is fine.

I feel utterly horrible about what happened today.

I hope we don't stop being friends over this.

I hate to see you upset.

Because when you cry, I cry.

May we never let this happen again.

Your best buddy, Gumball.

Yeah, not sure.

What's that?

Oh, um...

Well, it's...

It's a letter.

A letter I wrote for you.

You wanna read it then?

Okay.

Dear Darwin, you are butt ugly.

Your face is horrible.

I hope we stop being friends over this.

See you never, Gumball.

I've done enough storming out for one day.

I think it's your turn to leave.

Look, can I just...

I'll, uh, take that as a no.

I'm sorry, old pal.

We had so many good times, but I can't bear to see you like this.

Then it'd be cruel to go on any longer.

Goodbye.

What's wrong, Dad?

I just turned the TV off.

Uh, right.

Can I speak to you?

Sure.

Have you noticed anything weird lately?

Like, you know, strange things happening?

Esconzuela necesita un doctor.

Son sus riñones.

What?

On your new speedboat!

Are you trying to be funny?

Okay...

Gumball, I just realized there's no point in me being angry upstairs by myself.

Oh, well, great.

So you're, uh, not mad anymore?

No, I am.

I'm just going to do it somewhere you can see it.

Look, I think I know why you're so mad at me.

Something weird is going on, okay?

So just give me a chance to explain.

I th...

I th...

Now come on!

All right, just take your time and say what you need to say.

What I wanted to say was I th...

See? Look, something's not right.

Dad's gone weird, too.

No, I haven't.

That was a diversion to make you two stop fighting.

Worked.

Okay, I've got an idea.

If you guys make up, I'll take you to buy me an ice cream.

I mean you an ice cream.

Us an ice cream.

Yeah, I'll take you to buy us an ice cream.

Good, let's go then.

I guess you can have my ice cream, seeing as I should be dieting.

No, thanks, dude.