No joke.

Me too.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Now there's tuna in your face.

Yeah, tuna man.

No, no, no, let me show you how it's done.

Oh.

Oh.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

Dude, that's even more gross.

I'm going as Boba Fett this year.

I like Halloween, but Christmas is still the best holiday.

No way, Halloween is the best.

A pillow case of candy versus two weeks off school.

You're nuts.

Woof.

Woof.

Woof.

You see, even your dog agrees.

Hey Mom, is it okay if Jack comes over?

Yes.

Thanks, Mrs. B.

I mean, you get snow on Christmas, but you can get snow on Halloween if you live in Alaska or the North Pole.

I've got to be cool.

Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell.

Reddy shoes, walking blues, climb the fence, books and pens.

I can tell that we are gonna be friends.

Have you ever thought about having plastic surgery?

No, never thought about it.

Why?

Dude, this is after plastic surgery, it takes a lot of work to look this good.

One, two, three, four.

I declare a thumb war, kiss, begin.

Tonight I'll dream while I'm in bed.

When silly thoughts go through my head, about the bugs and alphabet.

When I wake tomorrow I'll bet that you and I will walk together again.

Nate.

I can tell that we are gonna be friends.