Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Hey look! I can spin around! Don't hoard cat food! Star Wars typhoon! You can joke all night But no no kung fu! No more cartoons No more kung fu No no kung fu! They crushed his cape! They crushed his fuzzy cape! Is this the party? Pretty hilarious I punched a high school kid in the knee. Whoa dude, there's a rat over there Okay Dude, did you hear what I said? There's a — [There's a rat over there?] Yeah, and now they're in our — [they're in our van.] Yeah "Okay, you don't gotta step on us" Said the birds What are some things that could gross you out? Umm, old folks' allergies That could sure do it Or just having somebody yucky like you Umm, denim golf jeans Voldemort, yes I said Voldemort Doo-dads that scratch the wood Like, scratchy things, you know? I should build a little house. A pretty pretty morning! Wrist nub, wrist nub The ocean dried up Huh? Yeah It dried up? Dried up. A friend? Never. They hit my bones down there! Wow, you smell good What is that, pine? Not Timmy! I can't help it! I just now sat on gum! This is not a toy! I found a girlfriend for the latin kid What would you do if you went to Transylvania? Kill Dracula at once, that's what I would do immediately I'm a nervous wreck What? Shamon! Where's that owl? Blending in? What do you look like in your dreams? Got a big afro and stuff A wooden leg and a weird eye I wonder if there's a rodent out there Could you tell us a little about your time as a secret agent They hid me in Great Britain And uh I didn't want to shoot the Russian guy pretending to be me, 'cause He had a kitty cat Poppycock! Shortly I came across a wooden stick I brought the golden staff to the village Ooh, I like that girl up there Wearing my glasses I look like another man I will sing for you when you have begged me And you WILL beg me Mace Windu?! A baby's a little man A chair is somewhere to sit Hey, I just met Gramps and he's driving us all out to the dirt bike trails And you can't ride The ghost is near. Wait, what did he just… I'm crying inside of me A half and a half ain't an apple Eddie, I need you to cut my hair! Aunt Sharon got out again! Wait, Reggie? Reggie, Reggie Redfoot I would not want to have a rap battle with Uncle Jimmy I mean, that guy can fli-zow Eating a bunch of musket balls I'm gonna rest, 'cause I'm the best My neighbor just had a cat party I'll make a tri-legged Minotaur and we can go punch out those guys and face our phobia Be like back in Woodshop Umm I don't like you Okay I lick my sticky finger Dragons are not true Why did I get this tattoo of a mustache? I'm loving someone, and it's you Never lease a cat If you don't have a spoon, then drink your grease Hey Jessica, don't call me You have to feed me horse eggs I don't wanna simmer down The hobo theater's different It's quite hilarious to visit puppets I meet grannies all the time I love toast, hurry up Hey wow, it's a cat fight Am I gracious? Yeah Hello little piggy Buy a toaster You'll probably use it Hey Taylor Swift You wanna wrestle? Please Dance on! Grrgrrrgrr Dance! Hey, dance everyone! Dance! Those moves are super fly
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