...until I found a great article about getting organized on Pinterest.

What’s Pinterest? Well it’s a great new site that helps me be a better mom, wife, and household manager.

I’ve told all my girl friends about it. And boy do we have a lot to be thankful for!

I used to clean, and clean, and clean...

...and the tub always looked dirty! Even my mother-in-law noticed.

Thanks Pinterest for finally showing me how to get that ring-around-the-tub to disappear!

As a busy mom with demanding kids I never knew how to get them the vegetables they needed.

Now I know how to sneak those pesky veggies into my kids' desserts!

Thanks to Pinterest, I know how to install spyware on my husband's computer.

Now he’ll never get anything past me!

Thanks to Pinterest I can even make my own cleaning supplies that get rid of the worst stains.

Even blood!

My mother-in-law will have nothing to say anymore.

The kids have a bake sale 2 to 3 times a month,

and as a perfect mother, I’m expected to wow the PTA with another one my brilliant ideas.

It’s non-stop. But thanks to Pinterest I always have a new original.

On Pinterest, I found some great tips on how to get lipstick stains off my husband's collared shirts.

Even if they’re from the dirty whore he’s been sleeping with!

Did you know a mixture of bleach, baking soda, and vinegar will dissolve most things?

Even bone!

Honey! Have you seen my mother?

She just disappeared!

Forever.

Cinnamon covers up most flavors. It’s true. I saw it on Pinterest.

Mom!

Everyone needs break.

Thanks Pinterest, for that great tutorial on changing locks.

Open the door, Sharon!

Let me in!

Oh, you're never getting in here!

Or here!

Please let me in!

I love you!

Thanks Pinterest, for making our crazy lives just a little bit easier.

Thanks Pinterest!

And the check.

I ate that Ritz cracker because I wished to live deliberately.

Oh my god, to front only the essential facts of life.

And not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived!