Hi ! Have you ever murded someone but didn't want to spend the rest of your life in prison ?

I know, I have. So i'm gonna teach you how you can get away with it !

Let's go !

Step 1 : Make sure the person is actually dead !

Sometimes the person you think is dead, is either just sleeping or extremely drunk !

First, you should ask them if they are dead !

Excuse me, are you actually dead ?

Almost !

Please, please bring amberlamps !

He's dead alright !

Now that the person's dead, the clock is ticking. Throw the cops off by placing some fake evidence as clues.

Like some armpit hair, whale semen.

Or a black guy.

So what now ?

Now that you got the fun part out of the way, It's time for the real work.

Dumping a body into a river is lame and unoriginal

And throwing it into a wood chipper is too messy

A few good ways to get rid of a body are :

Throwing it in front of a car !

Cremate it in your oven. Unless you're a girl and you actually use that thing !

Or put it in a black guy's car !

Step 4 : Tie up any loose ends !

If anyone finds out about the murder, take care of them and start back at step 1

Hey, is it cool if you guys don't mention this murder to anyone ?

Then how about we go continue this party in my... party room.

Go right on in. Have fun !

You can also try framing someone like an angry co-worker, your best friend or...

A black guy !

Stop !

If none of these methods work, you may have to face the consequences and turn yourself in.

Stop right there !

I knew all along that you were the killer !

It's kids like you that make this world a terrible place !

Don't you know that killing is never the answer, and you should face the consequences of your poor decision !

Ok, i admit it... i killed him !

Bullsh*t !

It's alright, you're safe now !

I got that killer off the streets for good !

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I'll...

...murder you !