You're not going to get in trouble.

I'm hungry.

You.

What do you got?

Mm-hmm.

That's what I'm talking about.

( muffled ): Okay.

Teach. Teach.

Teach.

All right, look, here's the deal.

I've got a hangover.

Who knows what that means?

Doesn't that mean you're drunk?

No. It means I was drunk yesterday.

It means you're an alcoholic.

Wrong.

You wouldn't come to work hungover

Unless you were an alcoholic.

Dude, you got a disease.

Hmm. Hmm.

What's your name?

Freddy jones.

Hmm. Freddy jones, shut up.

( laughter )

( quietly ): Shut up.

The point is,

You all can just chill today.

We'll start on this crap-ola tomorrow.

Yes, tinkerbell?

Summer.

As class factotum,

First, I'd like to just say welcome to horace green.

Thank you.

Do you have any questions about our schedule?

'cause usually now ms. Dunham teaches vocabulary,

Then gives us a pop quiz,

Then she'll split us up into our reading groups.

Track b is...

Okay, hey, hey, hey.

Miss dumbum ain't your teacher today, I am,

And I got a headache and the runs,

So I say-- time for recess.

But mr. S., that poster charts everyone's performance.

We get gold stars when we master the material

Covered in class.

How do we get gold stars

If we just have recess?

What are these black dots here?

Demerits.

What kind of a sick school is this?

Hmm?

( gasping )

Yeah?

As long as I'm here,