How many of you have started your shopping?

Anybody? Yeah?

It's stressful, isn't it?

It's very stressful.

I thought of a brilliant way to get my shopping done.

I went to Target

because they have everything that I needed, and...

here's how I'm doing my shopping from now on.

[singing] She came to give it to you

[singing] It ain't what you do

Attention! Attention!

Target shoppers, this is talk show host

and all-around entertainer Ellen Degeneres.

I have a few announcements to make,

so please listen carefully.

First, if your license plate is 7LW493,

I have your side mirror.

I am so sorry.

[laughter] I apologize.

Also, I need some shopping.

I don't want to do it myself.

Whoever brings me the following items first

is gonna get a wonderful prize, all right?

Go to the toy section and find

the giant Elsa "Frozen" my size doll

[singing] You're here where you should be!

[singing] Snow is falling.

Bring me that and you get a prize.

[singing] It just wasn't the same.

[singing] Alone on Christmas day

[singing] Let it go.

Let it go.

You got it.

You win.

$500. You did it!

-Yes. -Thank you!

The next thing I need is a Chris March Santa beard.

The first three people. I need three of them.

You must be wearing it

when you arrive.

[singing] Alone to celebrate.

Why does Santa have three gardens, everybody?

'Cause he likes to "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe."

This thing on?

You have won.

Here's what I need now:

Taylor Swift's fragrance,Taylor by Taylor.

It's a gift for my tailor.

My tailor wants Taylor by Taylor.

If you have a tailor named Taylor,

your tailor would be getting a...

Look at you, already with that.

- $100 Gift card. - Awesome, thank you.

Thank you so much and take my holiday CD.

This is the biggest prize yet.

It's for $1,000 Target gift card.

Go get a bottle of booze of some kind.

Go get a beard. Put the beard on.

Go to the home section and get the threshold bar cart

and roll it here.

[singing] Alone on Christmas day

[singing] Presents, what a beautiful sight

[singing] Don't mean a thing if you ain't holding me tight.

Wonderful.

Whoo!

That is $1,000.

Kev, here's the Cuervo you asked for.

- Oh, thanks. - All right.

Okay, I need someone here at checkout five

because I need to get out of here.

And a happy holiday to you all.

That was fun.

More of that.

More of that. I like it.

All right.

I want to make your shopping easier,

so you're all gonna go home with a $150 Target gift card.

Yay!