I can see why she likes you so much.

Oh, but for the record, if you hurt her, I will crush your scones.

Understood.

I don't know why you bother going out with other guys.

Zack is... Is pretty great.

So I have your approval?

It helps that he is totally into you.

And what makes you think this?

He might have mentioned it.

And I might have said that you felt the same way.

- Aria! - I'm sorry but this is new territory for me.

I mean, he basically said he's only got eyes for you.

What I am I supposed to say? "Sorry, buddy, don't get your hopes up.

My mom is dating half of Rosewood." - Shhh!

Whoa. Where did you get that?

8th grade.

Did it come with castanets?

It's not Spanish, it's Greek.

I played "Peasant lady" in "Mamma Mia."

Can you give me some pins, please?

I don't remember you in Mamma Mia.

Good, because I look fat and hideous and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat.

I know that "A" has made it incredibly hard for you and Caleb.

Hard? Try impossible.

So, what, is Wren moving in?

Look, I know that he can be persuasive.

I mean, the dimples, the accent...

Okay, can we not talk about this?

You are not the first girl to fall for Downton Grabby.

Hello, I've been there.

Excuse me?

I'm not accusing Paige of anything, but let's not forget, Emily,

this girl once tried to drown you. I don't think that was a love dunk.

Have you thought about what grade you'd like to teach?

Uh, first.

I like this age.

It makes me feel taller.

Hanna, I have some shoes out here for you. How's that dress look?

Hot.

How do you guys feel about Supertramp?

- Who? - Who?

That's what I thought.

I'm sorry. I thought Emily was coming alone.

Yeah, well, her plus one suddenly wants to be our BFF.

She's trying to kill us with kindness before she actually just... kills us.

Wait, I don't get it.

If Paige was so into Emily, why would she drug her?

And then why would she drug herself?

Hanna, I thought we were all on the same "A" page here.

We are. This is a practice run.

Right, okay.

Uh, drugging yourself is the best alibi ever.

Classic Sharon stone move. Remember that movie, "Basic Instinct"?

- No. - No.

She wrote a murder mystery novel to cover up a crime that she was about to commit.

It was actually kind of genius.

It's voice mail again.

She has to be home.

Maybe we should just go over there.

So things just went from worse to worser.

That's not a word. But continue.

Paige wasn't in Spanish today.

Yo hablo sicko.

- What? - She went home sick.

Or is she at Emily's?

What was that?

- What was that? - Do you think your mom's home early?

Mom?

There's somebody downstairs.

Was it Paige?

What are you doing here?! I almost killed you!

With a pink furry lamp, Hanna?