Name: 摩登家庭｜克萊兒的育兒專家術能造就神童還是災難？ (Modern Family | Will Claire’s Expert Parenting of Haley & Alex Create Super Dunphys or Super Drama?)
Uploaded: 2026-01-04T14:32:03.000Z
Duration: 5 min 3 s

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Her hands in the air like, every five seconds, and she actually reminded Mr.

她每隔幾秒就舉手，還提醒了 Waters 先生要指派功課。

沒我尷尬，她說八是質數的時候。

Not as embarrassed as I was when she said eight was a prime number.

我今天要去學校，把你們的課表改掉。

I'm gonna call the school today and have your schedules change.

但我希望你知道，我今天內心有一部分死去了。

But I want you to know a little part of me died today.

I thought the two of you could understand how being in the same class would benefit you both.

我以為你們兩個應該明白，同一個班級對你們都有好處。

Haley, you could have helped Alex with her social skills.

Haley，妳本來可以幫 Alex 改善社交技巧的。

The two could have been two super Dunphies, and instead, what are you?

你們兩個本來可以成為超強的 Dunphies，結果呢？

Two bickering half Dunphys, and I'm the fool that expected more?

兩個吵架的半吊子 Dunphys，而我這個傻瓜還期望更多？

妳知道嗎，如果她非常興奮的話？

Right now, our daughters are upstairs making a decision they think is their own.

現在，我們的女兒們在樓上做著她們認為是自己的決定。

But really, it was an idea that was skillfully implanted by me.

但實際上，這是被我巧妙植入的想法。

You want to go to the dance, you gotta wear the shoes.

你想去跳舞，就得穿上這雙鞋。

honey，我… 我覺得那好像是爵士鞋。

You're not going to learn if I just give you answers.

如果我直接給你答案，你就不會學到東西了。

Well, what if I gave you something in return?

我想在酷酷的桌子那邊吃午餐。

然後我想要一週待在那張桌子。

With these steps, I break the surly bonds.

照著這些步驟，我將掙脫束縛。

呃，還沒有，但我正準備要打。

Good, because we were thinking we might want to stay in that class.

太好了，因為我們在想，我們可能想留在那個班級。

This is Rose from the principal's office.

請您稍等一下，校長 Weller 要跟您說話。

Alex was letting Haley copy her homework.

I'm about to have a little talk with them, so they'll be out a few minutes late.

我要跟她們好好談一談，讓她們晚幾分鐘出來。

And honestly, I really am a better mother than this.

說真的，我真的可以當個更好的媽媽。

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摩登家庭｜克萊兒的育兒專家術能造就神童還是災難？ (Modern Family | Will Claire’s Expert Parenting of Haley & Alex Create Super Dunphys or Super Drama?)

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