Name: 克萊普談川普的泰諾暴怒與馬斯克的狗狗幣鬧劇 | 動物雜誌 (Klepper on Trump's Tylenol Tirade and Elon's DOGE-baggery | The Daily Show)
Uploaded: 2026-01-05T00:59:00.000Z
Duration: 24 min 36 s

Now, he tried to ban TikTok during his first term, but he's now trying to save the app.

他在第一個任期時試圖禁用 TikTok，但現在卻試圖挽救這款應用程式。

You'll never guess why he had a change of heart.

你絕對猜不到他為什麼改變心意。

I have a warm spot in my heart for TikTok because I won youth by 34 points.

我對 TikTok 很有好感，因為我在年輕族群中以 34 分的差距獲勝。

And there are those that say that TikTok has something to do with that.

有些人說 TikTok 和這件事有關。

I was on TikTok for the election, and I won the young people by 36 points.

我在選舉時使用了 TikTok，並且在年輕族群中以 36 分的差距獲勝。

TikTok helped Trump, so now TikTok is good.

TikTok 幫助了川普，所以現在 TikTok 是好的。

If you're wondering whether Trump won the youth vote by 34 points or 36 points, the answer is he lost the youth vote by 11 points.

如果你在想川普贏年輕族群的票是差了 34 還是 36 個百分點，答案是他輸了年輕族群的票 11 個百分點。

TikTok users are not waiting around to find out how this is going to play out.

TikTok 的使用者並沒有坐以待斃，等著看結果會如何。

Amid fear a TikTok ban could take effect later this week, some Americans flocking to Chinese apps like RedNote, I'm a TikTok Refugee, and

由於擔心 TikTok 可能在本週稍晚被禁，有些美國人紛紛湧向像 RedNote、I'm a TikTok Refugee 這樣的中國應用程式，

Both apps have similarities to TikTok, and Lemon8 shares a parent company, ByteDance.

這兩款應用程式都和 TikTok 有相似之處，而 Lemon8 的母公司是 ByteDance。

Red Note is owned and operated by the Chinese Communist Party, and

Red Note 是由中國共產黨擁有和營運，

users must agree to adhere to the Chinese constitution, practice socialist values, and.

使用者必須同意遵守中國憲法，實踐社會主義價值觀，並且

And promote the traditional culture of China.

You told Americas they couldn't see China anymore, and now they're running off to Vegas with it.

你告訴美國人他們不能再看中國了，現在他們卻跑去跟它一起去拉斯維加斯。

I mean, this has got to be so frustrating for Kamala.

我說，這一定讓 Kamala 非常沮喪。

She just spent a whole election fighting accusations that she's a socialist, and

她才剛花了一整個選舉週期對抗被指控是社會主義者的說法，

now every American is like, I would literally pledge to be a Chinese socialist for a good TikTok replacement.

結果現在每個美國人都在說，為了好的 TikTok 替代品，我願意發誓成為中國社會主義者。

The question is, why would Americans be so cavalier about the threat of China spying?

問題是，為什麼美國人會對中國間諜活動的威脅如此漫不經心？

Maybe it's because after years of receiving monthly emails about how every American company has lost or stolen our data, we've become cynical about the concept of privacy.

也許是因為經過多年收到關於每家美國公司都遺失或竊取我們數據的月度電子郵件，我們對隱私的概念已經變得犬儒。

Or maybe we actually get off on knowing China is spying on us the whole time.

或者，也許我們其實很享受知道中國一直在監視我們。

Maybe it's gotten so bad I can't even enjoy a cat video anymore unless I know Xi Jinping is watching me from some digital cuck chair in the corner.

搞不好已經糟到我連看個貓咪影片都沒辦法，除非我知道習近平正坐在角落的數位監控椅上盯著我。

So, looks like this new app, RedNote, is exploding.

所以，看起來這個新的 App RedNote 正在爆紅。

And the last time something from China went this viral was, it's not important.

上一次中國有東西這麼紅是什麼時候？嗯，不重要。

What do you see what people are discovering once they're on it?

你們有沒有看到大家在上面發現了什麼？

One thing that I've noticed since being on rednote for, like, the last two days is how much more advanced the Chinese culture is than what I had in my brain.

我這兩天用 RedNote 之後，發現中國的文化比我原本想像的先進太多了。

Most of these Chinese people, they look so much less traumatized than most Americans.

大部分中國人看起來都沒有那麼創傷，跟大部分美國人比起來。

I am no longer convinced that we are living in a first world country.

我已經不確定我們是不是住在已開發國家了。

While lurking on red note, I found out about this car.

我在 RedNote 上潛水的時候，發現了這臺車。

We can't sell this car because it's Chinese.

我們不能賣這臺車，因為它是中國製的。

大約是 15,000 美元，還蠻划算的。

She ended up going to the market and sent me a picture of her local market.

她最後去了市場，還傳了她當地市場的照片給我。

What would it be here in America, you might ask?

你可能會問，在美國這裡會是多少呢？

這就是他們不想讓我們知道的嗎？

I was made to think a communist dictator was bad, but check out these corn prices.

我以前一直以為共產主義獨裁者很糟糕，但看看這些玉米的價格。

If Chinese people show you their cheap corn, you show them our robust free press, ok?

如果中國人給你看他們的便宜玉米，你就給他們看我們健全的自由媒體，好嗎？

Or you show them our fair and impartial justice.

或者你給他們看我們公平公正的司法。

Okay, Dave and Busters, show them our Dave and Busters.

好的，Dave and Busters，給他們看看我們的 Dave and Busters。

Elon Musk is now in charge of all government hirelings.

Elon Musk 現在掌管所有政府的僱員了。

I don't know why I keep Hitler misspeaking.

不知道為什麼我一直說錯希特勒。

So this was already a pretty unusual thing for a president to do.

所以這對總統來說已經是很不尋常的事了。

But Trump being Trump, he had to make it even more ridiculous by introducing it with a full on circus act in the Oval Office.

但川普就是川普，他必須在總統辦公室來個十足的馬戲團表演，讓事情變得更荒謬。

Musk is holding court with his hands tented like a Bond villain.

Musk 雙手交疊，像個反派大亨一樣侃侃而談。

Probably to stop him from doing a Nazi salute with his four year old child in tow.

可能是為了阻止他帶著四歲的孩子做出納粹禮。

I mean, that poor kid, his dad literally runs SpaceX and Elon took him to a meeting on federal spending.

我說，這孩子真可憐，他爸可是 SpaceX 的老闆，Elon 卻帶他去開聯邦支出會議。

Dad, are we gonna get to see the rockets?

不，兒子，我們要討論的是預算。

I mean, everything about this event was so bizarre.

Trump was sitting quietly for half an hour, retreating to his happy place, thinking about Arnold Palmer's giant doge and I mean, and

川普安靜地坐了半小時，躲進他快樂的小天地，想著 Arnold Palmer 的巨型 Doge，然後，

who thought cloning Stephen Miller was a good idea?

誰會覺得複製 Stephen Miller 是個好主意？

I mean, they look like a before and even more before picture.

我覺得，這看起來像是「之前」的照片，而且是更「之前」的照片。

Leaving aside this Renaissance painting done by the dogs playing poker guy, it's good that we have Elon Musk here because we've been watching him slashing programs and shuttering agencies for a Month now, and

先不說這幅由「撲克牌狗」畫家畫的文藝復興風格畫作，Elon Musk 在這裡真是太好了，因為我們已經看著他一個月來削減計畫、關閉機構了，而且

we can finally ask Elon, why are you doing this?

我們終於可以問 Elon，你為什麼要這麼做？

If the people cannot vote and have their will be decided by their elected representatives in the form of the President and the Senate and the House, then we don't live in a democracy.

如果人民無法投票，他們的意願也無法透過總統、參議院和眾議院這些民選代表來決定，那我們就不是活在民主社會。

So it's incredibly important that the President, the House, and

the Senate decide what happens, as opposed to a large, unelected bureaucracy.

參議院來決定事情的發展，這點非常重要，而不是由一個龐大、未經選舉產生的官僚體系來決定。

這傢伙根本就是天才嘛，你說是不是。

You don't want an unelected bureaucrat running the country.

你當然不希望一個沒經過選舉的官僚來管理國家。

Am I going crazy because it feels like I'm watching Drake sing?

我是不是瘋了，感覺好像在看 Drake 唱歌？

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